EeeeeeeeditionPrevious woah we did it bat >>33622669>Writers pastebin:http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc>Story Archive (Cloud): http://derpy.me/BatStoryArchiveshttp://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories>Image Archive (Cloud): http://derpy.me/BatPictureshttp://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (nsfw)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
y'all niggas need to quit with the spanking fetishit's fuckin weirdfor that matter, let's try to lessen(not avoid, but lessen) the lewdposting
>>33759093are you enjoying her fruity nectar?
>>33759143Ok :(
>>33759143DON'T KINKSHAME
>>33759208
We should redraw the worst of the comics into proper Equines, then reply to the comic artists to piss them off.
>>33746754What's wrong, OP? Not a fan of Porky Pig?Anyway, I think there's no need to redo the comics just to screw with Fagshit. I think even one page gets the point across.On the other hand, I'd love to see the enhanced comics, so if anyone were ever actually going to do it, that'd be pretty cool.
>>33755914>Never put bronies in charge of anythingIt can be said the same about all groups on the internet. Best projects are made solo.
>>33750091Hi Jerry
>>33755909>>33755914It wasnt from disorganization. Tumblrinas were invited in by a betaorbiter and the director cut /mlp/ out of the project because the tumblrinas were animation students. The director admitted to samefagging in the OG threads too. Apparently they didn't even get the script done and moved on to other projects.
>>33759387Hi Tom
Its not a bug its a feature! edition.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Thread Story List.http://pastebin.com/XKLNjAAxActive stories:Red Shift Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/m5j8aLAB https://pastebin.com/U2qmJcuL https://pastebin.com/6HCHr7ZH End of the last update: >>33506433Shape Your Home (#deca.mare, posted in NMP)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33755626Rarity's looking like she's on her way to joining the mechanicus
>>33756414I doubt she would agree with their fashion choices.
>>33755626>sewing machine arm
https://youtu.be/IAoRQVgTMpY
>>33754910I've been quite vociferous about wanting to wake up.>>33754971Yeah, well, the US has been doing a lot of blatantly stupid things lately.
this is fucking retarded
>>33755468t. brainlet
>>33735932Space spores. That's how Cthulhu comes to be.
bump?
This is a thread for greens about Kinderquestria where ponies get 'ouchies' and 'boo boos' and 'meanies' get 'time outs'.
>>33756921Yo anon should pick up ponies and force them to cuddle each other
>>33757169That sounds horrible.I just want to make pones happy and make some friends. Especially since the friendliness and innocence of this Universe are cranked up to 11.Also think we need more alicorns here, just imagine Celestia or Luna trying to court/befriend anon because of his "alicorn strength" aka he fell down some stairs without crying instantly.
>>33757360Those two ought to act like teenagers, older babysitters or just outright motherly. With slight hints they're not much different than their 'booboo' hating poners.
>Anon raised in Kinderquestria vs Anon raised on Earth
>>33754980>>33756275and then ruffle their chest fluff
As a weather pony, Rainbow Dash not only knows when it's about to rain, she can also control the weather and give herself a sunny day if she feels like it. Sort of. But just because you can avoid the rain, it doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it. Spending a lot of time in the clouds, Dash is probably quite used to the humidity, not to mention that probably she's proud of her best rainstorms.Do you think Dash enjoys spending some time in the rain? Do her friends like to be with her? Would you?Post pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>33638161Current Writefags:Rosenkreutz !!x9kIUBwer0nhttp://pastebin.com/u/Rosenkreutzmobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttp://pastebin.com/u/mobius_https://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33729665Another one.Kinda weird, Dash in this pic, and Twi and Pinkie in the previous one have these smol muzzles like the ones from the movie rather than the more usual 3/4 view from the show.
>>33759372And three from a new set, "Sunshine On My Mind"I think I've seen shirts with some of these designs.
>>337593752/3
>>337593793/3dat ancient vector tho
Hey guys. I exist still. I recently remembered I had a pastebin full of unfinished shit and I feel bad about it. I also seem to have forgotten my tripcode. What a shame. Anyway, I wanted to know. What story do you want me to finish the most? I'm in a bit of a writing mood lately and I might be able to churn something out. Choices areHelping Hand/Hoof/HeartTouch of PinkBond in VioletPrison BitchAnd so you know it's me, I'm going to plug my pastebin, just like old times. I also have a Twitter where you can DM me shit if you want, I don't mind. It's full of smut though.@AnonRaritanhttps://pastebin.com/u/Raritan
>some generic AiE greentext fag thinking he's hot shitoof, how embarrassing
>>33759131Thank you :-)
>>33759131write me futa on male cock vore pls
Do you think ponies in general are adorable?
>>33756404>Do you think ponies in general are adorable?Incredibly so.
>>33756404Yes
>>33756404of course they are, just look at them!
They're stupid, ugly, idiots and I hate them
>>33756404I've loved them for so long that they stopped becoming adorable and just became beautiful and the standard of beauty for me.
What do you think of Sandbar?
>>33755861He's not me. and that pisses me off
>>33755861R34 Apogee, but boring.
Better then the yak at least
>>33755861I thought a yak was stupid at first. Sandbar quickly proved she wasn't.
Literally just the stoner character
Sunburst is tired of being seen as a wimp, so he tries out for the hoofball team.Does he make the team?
Bump
Update tonight, maybe maybe?
>>33755591>Sunburst accidently makes winning score >gets to suck off whole hoofball team as reward
>>33758659Bumping.
Anything tomorrow, writefag?
Anon, what did you with my wings?
>>33755994> nitpicking stupid bullshit> caring about things nobody cares about> thinking your retarded 4chins memes matterthis is why nobody likes this site. losers can't have cliques, they're losers.
>>33757449then why are you here?
>>33757471for the minority who aren't like that, to help the minority grow and push out this toxic culture> inb4 libtardation
>>33755890I second this request.With the drama that this (or some of the others) caused, surely there's at least some good green to come out of it.
I uh, kinda...cooked them up!And ate them!
>>33754772>tranny analystThat's a yikes and a cringe
>>33758670>it's 2019gtfo
>>33754772Are you retarded?
It's unicorn master-race. Don't hate the players, hate their game.
One excuse me sweetie but GLIM GLAM saved the SHOW. The Ronald McDonald OC is irrelevant, not pony and is part of some ayylmao franchise.
Face it, DWK is the last good content creator in this fandom
>>33757604>extra bonuses>locking of videosI read it fine, I just don't believe lies.https://www.patreon.com/DWK
>>33757520Owen?
>>33757551Less said the betterMaybe it's good I'm forgotten
>>33756647Alumx is a gift from god.
>>33757463boku no pico
Welcome to Dadonequus! Where the premise is about a human brought to Equestria by Discord himself, in order to fulfill an ulterior motive. However, this can be adapted depending on what the writer has in mind!Enjoy stories more in tune to the show! We usually refrain from any lewd or edgy themes/tones. So come in and experience some of the greatest stories with some of the most apathetic readers on the board!Are you a newfag? Below are pastebins of stories currently in the making with a synopsis on each one. See which one suits your interests and give it a read!Any unactive greens can be found in the archive link with a library of stories.Please feel free to comment, discuss, and give writers feedback! And don't be afraid to create art or start your own story!All Stories / Archive:Archive of stories:(https://pastebin.com/RiguRjdM (embed) (embed) (embed))Active Writers:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33759264“That sounds lame! I’ve got a way better idea! What if instead going to that jail, I spend the day exploring the city!”>Luna let out a small giggle as she rested her head on the table, and played with your mane, “That sounds very similar to what we used to do when we were of your age. I used to avoid my magical lessons to enjoy some time in…”>Celestia’s white snow coat now was somewhat reddish on the face. She stood up from the table and glared at the two of you, “Luna, stop encouraging him! Resonance, education is one of the most important things in the whole wide world! So you are going to the “Celestia’s school for gifted unicorns” and that’s it!!”“Yeah, but we’ve got an entire library here, and there’s another one in the city that’s frickin’ huge! Why I can’t ditch the jail, and go to those places instead?”>Luna stood up from the table, and stretched her limbs, “Humor aside, I do agree with Celie, my dearest Resonance. Proper education is very important in the life of anypony, and you are not an exception.”“I know! That still doesn’t change the fact I can just use those two huge libraries instead of being sent to jail! Besides, I don’t know anyone there.”>Luna gently caressed your mane and smiled, “I know that this change must be harsh, but Celie’s school is the best center of education that Equestria has to offer, and if I recall correctly, the young Cherrywood is a student there. So you have no excuses in that regard.”
>>33759267“Now this is getting plain weird, man. Celestia there said her school is named something-something for unicorns. Now, I may hate that frickin’ filly, but I know she’s no unicorn. So either that school has the most misleading title I’ve heard in a while, or there was something funny in Luna’s coffee.”>Celestia elegantly extended her wings and hovered above the table. Then, she proudly gestured to herself, “Well, Resonance; while I’m not so sure about the coffee, what you noticed is masterful business move! You see, my dear son; I forego a centuries old tradition and opened up my school to all kinds of ponies in Equestria. Now it’s more profitable than ever before!”“Can’t argue against that logic. Bits are bits, y’know?”>Luna leaned her head forward and looked at her sister with suspicion, “Wait a moment, Celie. I believed that the main reason behind the change in admission policies was so everypony, no matter their background or race, could possess a chance to attend to the best center of education in the kingdom.”“That doesn’t explain one bit why still has that name, though.”>After giving an arrogant shrug, Celestia landed and gave her sister a smug half-smirk, “What are you talking about, my dear sister? Of course that was the main driving goal behind the new policy! I kept the name because of a little something called “brand-recognition”. Still, there were a bunch of tradionalists who protested against the change, but in all honesty they can… what’s that expression you sometimes use, Resonance?”“Go a hug a cactus.”
>>33759273>After giving an arrogant shrug, Celestia landed and gave her sister a smug half-smirk, “What are you talking about, my dear sister? Of course that was the main driving goal behind the new policy! I kept the name because of a little something called “brand-recognition”. Still, there were a bunch of tradionalists who protested against the change, but in all honesty they can… what’s that expression you sometimes use, Resonance?”“Go a hug a cactus.”>She nodded satisfied and continued with her explanation, “Yeah, hug a cactus! I’ve to write that one down. Anyway, I also did it because the Jacuzzi I wanted for my room wasn’t going to pay for itself, but that was just a small part of the reason. Almost insignificant, really.”>Luna rubbed her chin and looked at her sister with complete bafflement, “You say those words, and yet, I am entirely convinced that your motives were the opposite.”>Celestia’s face became stoic as she pointed down at her, “Luna, you keep talking like that, and I swear for my crown that I won’t buy you that giant tiki when I roll out that reform to admit international students.”>Like a switch had been flipped, Luna changed her posture from suspicious to one of complete excitement. Heck, even the bags under her eyes disappeared, “N-No need for such a brash course of action, Celie. Tis was nothing but a meaningless ramble from my part! In fact, I want to propose myself as the negotiator with the dragons’ kingdom! I am absolutely certain that I can convince them on the quality of your magnanimous school.”
>>33759274>With a small nod, and an incredibly smug smirk, Celestia victoriously replied, “Good, because that was the plan.” She then turned to you with a smile, “As for you, Resonance; Moonlight is waiting for you at the entrance hall. Better not keep her waiting… or try to escape, because…”“Yeah, yeah! Moonlight’s gonna hunt down my flank. No need to tell me that. Already figured out you planned something like that when Luna mentioned her.”>Feeling incredibly annoyed and frustrated, you jumped out of your seat, and flinched a bit when Celestia levitated a white and blue saddlebag and gently placed it on your back. >You let out a sigh and moved your body a little to get used to the weight of the saddlebag. Then, you begrudgingly made your way out of the diner.>When you placed your hoof on the doorknob, you heard Celestia saying with a somewhat stoic tone, “Hold on, Resonance. There’s one more thing left to do before you leave.”“What? I did take a bath this…”>Before you could finish that sentence Luna and Celestia held you in a warm, tight hug. One that melted away all of your frustrations, leaving only an incredible feeling that’s just impossible to put into words.>As you almost desperately snuggled, or at least really tried to, into both of them, Celestia kissed your forehead and whispered, “Have a fantastic first day in school, my Resonance. I packed all your things and a lunch made with all the love in the world.” >Luna nuzzled her muzzle on your mane and replied, “Oh, my dearest Resonance! Never forget that we will always be cheering for you. Have fun and do not skimp on any detail when you are back home. Oh, and I placed a few bits just in case they are needed.”>You quickly wiped off the couple of tears that had formed on the corner of your eyes, and energetically put your goggles on.“It’s really hard to be mad at you ladies, you know that? I can’t promise much, but I’ll try. At least I can do that.”>… …>…
>>33759276Hope you guys enjoyed this. I'll post the rest of the chapter around sunday, so stay tunned!
>These are the kind of ponies you want to have hateful angry aggressive sex with. With lots of punching and bruises and mother insults and cum>These are the kind of ponies you want to marry and have many foals with>Clone stuff>Evil stuffWriter:YukkuriPalehorse:https://pastebin.com/hsBEW8br (embed) (Done)https://pastebin.com/DhqQMXhR (embed) (Done)https://pastebin.com/UEa0bqD0 (embed) (Progress)https://pastebin.com/wWSg7d0P (embed) (Done)https://pastebin.com/CRXp18Hn (embed)Sea Urchinhttps://pastebin.com/zrEjr8UN(Done) (embed)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33755915At least he wasn't lying to himself about enjoying it and didn't go all "ew that's so wrong" while rutting Greedity after the first time. He knew that shit wasn't morally justified, he's a lonely virgin fantasizing about mares all around him on a daily basis and he is at least self-aware about it.
MEANASS
>>33757923Horrible thought: this Anon eventually gets the courage to go to Real!Purplesmart about the problem. She says "I can fix this!" and gathers her friends together, either with the Elements or with whatever that hoodoo was that they did to Samba.And instead of killing the stick ponies, or making them normal... it merges them and their memories with their original versions. The Mane 6 now know everything that happened--and have the memories now from the perspective of the Mean 6. How fucked is Anon now? They're going to send him to the moon, and he's going to be saying "but I just wanted to help" all the way until they stuff him into Celestia's giant Moon Cannon.
>>33759117That scurry face she's making says "no," but that lifted tail says "yes."
>>33759135>>33759117>"Anawn, y'all best not follow me out through these woods to mah secret lakeside relaxation spot, y'hear? If'n I so much as sense yer walkin near me I'll kick yer shins backward. So keep yer hand off mah withers 'n stay where y'are. Celestia knows I hate whilin' away time with ya by mah side."
