>I…I did it.>I pushed anon off the cliff to his horrifying death. >Why did it feel so good?
>>41014011>"Oh, I left my vibrator in. Whoops."
>>41014011Imagine if Wile E Coyote logic kicks in and Anon just says "Ow" upon hitting the ground and then just walks off with a bump on his head.
>>41014022>she pushes Anon>he stumbles on an invisible floor to the other side of the canyon>"hey! You could have killed me!">Fluttershy tries walking across>falls>"Flap your wings!">pops out of the canyon, embarrassed, doing that leg cross thing>pushes Anon off the edge again>cuts to the canyon at the end of the episode at night>"she's not coming back for me, is she?"
>>41014051>Cut to Fluttershy talking with the m6>"Girls, so I just pushed Anon off a cliff. How long will he take to get back to me?">"Why the bucking hell did you push Anon off a cliff?">"...because I have a crush on him?"
Previously, in Gmares: >>40804383To join add 51.81.49.44 to your Favorites in Multiplayer > Legacy Browser. Password: >filename.To start a gamemode/map change type rtv in chat.To see server specific commands enter !commands in chat on the server.To watch videos with Media Player use Gmod's 64-bit version. Enable it from the Betas tab in the game's Properties on Steam.Addon lists: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2816159002Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952 or https://www.gametracker.com/server_info/51.81.49.44:27015/Recommended content packs: HL1:S, Episode 1/2, TF2 content and CS:S content+maps. Download content packs from: https://gmodcontent.com/ or https://kajar9.wixsite.com/cscheater2/downloads (use MEGA links)Turbonewfag guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2614222717LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3034844276PAC3/PPM2 collections and other user content: https://ponepaste.org/7931Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41013428>Hey, you. You're finally awake.
>>41013428pretty mare
>10
>>41013428>Pov: you finally wake up after the mare carried you away from the front lines to safety
Anything pony/fandom related from 2010 - 2013
Discord EQD banner
Applebloom being a silly filly
more old fag meme crossover with MLP
shiggytia...who knows what other treasures await!
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morning bump
>>41011624
>>40998472https://cytu{period}be/r/ponyplushplaceI'm working on pinko po tonight
>>41012995Aw, she’s smiling
>>41012995You deflated her snowpity!
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I just read the Flutterbot stuff in Smudgey's bin for the first time. I honestly wish he'd done a few more of these, I loved all the characters. I never thought that Fluttershy talking like a robot would destroy my sides as much as it did.https://poneb.in/0j63yW9Dthe ending of Limited Warranty even got me a little teary eyed, for both Flutters and Twi
>fluttershy crashes through your window
>>41013522>You wonder why Fluttershy is able to break your windows so easily>And why does she never get hurt?>Turns out that, for years, the company that makes your windows has been selling you ones made out of sugarglass>And who owns this company?>Fluttershy does>She makes millions just off of the damage Rainbow Dash does whenever she flies around town
>>41013659That’s not a bad business plan honestly
Previous thread: >>40895837Untimely demise edition>CYOA?Choose Your Own Adventure. AKA Quest.ITT:>Discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs>Give advice on CYOAs>Pitch ideas>Get critique>Trade artList of stories: WIP (formerly anonpone). Your best bet is to search via desuarchive.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41011806
>>41005102She's got no mane/short fur because of all the sealing tattoos on her which limit what knowledge she can share of the Qa'yi, which she obviously dislikes. Although even once she gets the tattoos removed she'll probably keep it short anyway since she personally likes the look (in a wow so punk way). Gives her more real estate for her own Tattoos too.Also I may run this weekend depending still.
Requesting any MLP CYOA pics you might have please
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GIWTWM editionPrevious thread: >>40848665Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-nWwMMbys8
>>41012828>almost 200k viewsI'm beginning to realize the fandom is a lot less dead than it seems, it's just that most bronies are just living their life while consuming mlp content every now and then.
Morning bump.
Sudden attraction continues.Previous thread:>>40826102
>>41011292>>41011520One more shitpost for a goodnight bump.
>>41013090Perfection
>>41012931
>>41012931Seconded
Disney AJ (lewd):https://derpibooru.org/images/3346562
Trixie thread
>>41010017holy shit she has balls?
>>41012868futa:
>>41013630jerk that trixcock
Applejack used to have buck teeth
>>41011482People tell me I'm crazy, but I swear to God interest in porn and other adult things has been declining on the internet.
>>41011616Blame advertisers, anyway, let's talk about sexy tea parties with G1 pones.
APPLEJACK NEEDS IT
>>41012685Are you going to give it to her?
>>41013366God yes.
April Fool's editionPrevious thread: >>40845160
>>41011860Nice Ponk, Nonny!
Mimobot EditionPrevious Thread: >>40808781https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40808781/#40808781Share your pony rices and tech related projects!
TheoreticallyHow much trouble would I get in if i install linux one of the computers at work
>>41012567I'm working on Luna, but after some lolifags started spamming I'm getting lots of drops. I'll leave it running overnight once more>>41013040Only one way to find out... By asking them of course, unless you feel like changing jobs
>>41013040depends on place and your relation with adminsIf you want to do it without asking - at least do it in non-destructive to their partitions way like install it to second partition \ separate drive e.t.c.I have friend who has shitty clerc job and who's work pc had fucking "good old reliable pirated win 7". After updating it it to pirated 10 they humiliated him for "being stupid enough to break company property" and forced to restore 7 because some boomer is scared of new design or smth.Funniest part is that software he has to use for work is not supported on 7 so now he's keeping secret dualboot, but company is run by retards so they don't care
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UMPC's are expensiveOtherwise they'd make for a cool pony fetch picture...
Her episode is now ten years old! Post Maud or rocks to mark the occasion./mlp/ reaction thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/16774754/
>>41010378Looking all proper
>>41010378it kinda looks like she has breast
>>41008709It's my pleasure>>41008614>The train station wasn’t anything special, seemed usual, something you’ve encountered and visited numerous times before>But even here, the town’s dull quality seemed to ooze ever so slightly at this lone station>Seats that looked slightly uncomfortable to sit in for longer than five minutes, station building itself made of the obvious mineral material, even the glass to the ticket booth looked dreary>You both got there in relative time, the train had already arrived as productive steam idly pumped into the lifeless air>The multi-color exterior of it seemed out of place in the faded color location, looking like it wanted nothing more than to chug on to a more lively town>You hear a loud, low-pitch warning from a stallion that the train will be leaving in five minutes, well…I guess this is where you say goodbye>You looked at the still, gray mare who turns her head to you, blinking ever so softly and slowly>There was a sudden thing of sadness coming over you then and there, you didn’t know exactly why. You hadn’t known this strange, expressionless violet-maned mare for even an hour, and yet you were saddened to see her go>Perhaps it was the fact that she was leaving you in this back-breaking town to grind out for bits for who knows long, that she was the pony you were most familiar with in this foreign area, or that most of all…you knew you would never meet a mare like her ever again>”Thank you for walking with me Anon, despite Boulder being here, I appreciated the brief company and the slight sating of my curiosity”>Her words by themselves were kind, a little oddly weirded, but genuine, however, the lacing of said words with her vacant voice put it in a different perspective
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>>41012593Sonata is used to having her boyfriends/coltfriends stolen by her sisters, so she's incredibly clingy to her boyfriend and aggressive to other girls when he's around.
>>41011373>"do you know why they say fatass when they see you"I like to imagine she's a very prolific but otherwise low tier troll.She has no use for the Internet other than telling other girls "you ugly no man will touch you".
page 9 bump
>>41012925She totally will end her arguments with either "ur gay" or "ur ugly".
>>41012628That shoulderless+midtiff Aria is killing me. And Sonata’s tits and pits ain’t bad either.
Golly, there's no Golly thread up! Somepony's getting in trouble.
>>40933617
>>40927344>unf
>>41003462A Llama? HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
>>41013406That movie is so ahead of its time. I need to watch it again.
>>40933617Truly.
