The old thread may have died, but it's stories will live on forever as a part of "reality." The question is: will you also live on forever, or will you disappear?Fate is interesting. It's this invisible leyline directing us all towards a certain destination or on a specific path. It makes me wonder: Can it be changed, or is this line unbending? Whether or not it can or can't be, does it really matter? Could one ignore this seemingly immovable trail of luck, or must we all pluck at its strings, hoping for a better tomorrow?Ever wanted to concentrate your autism by mixing colorful magic horses and high school girls with posing, rock references and bizarre superpowers? Here's your chance to do it vicariously, through characters who totally aren't self-inserts, we swear!Previous Thread: >>33198957Discord: https://discord.gg/gjJ8CEStory archive: https://pastebin.com/k1qPevEUThread archives:https://pastebin.com/SxCJQpr7
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>>33523527Who should NonNon learn coding from?SunShim or Scilight?
>yfw no new thread yet.
Jojo Villains would totally be bronies.
all i could think of when i first saw it.
It's Sun-day: Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.How do you think Celestia reacts to items as pic related? Does it make her laugh a little?Being an all-around goddess is sure way to have your image on some commodity items.https://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1https://pastebin.com/UXDGuZbx
>>33540017Chairlestia is hot.You could even say that she's pretty stacked.
greetink beluving subjetit meprin celess
If Luna has dream magic, does that mean Celestia has daydream magic?
>>33539559poot
If Celestia had freckles, would they be sunspots?
ITT: Name an artist and post a request you want them to do (literally any artist in the fandom)Let's see if any of them lurk /mlp/ enough to catch their eye and perhaps do one or two requests.
This whole thread is awful
>>33541114
>>33541114Why?
PolakzJust please dude
>>33541053>Furry shitI can name several artists that draw anthros with anatomically correct genitals and TJPones isn't one of them.
Previous thread: >>33489836Leaving Bianca in the distance, the walk is actually quite pleasant. The gentle sound of wildlife, and trees rustling in the wind makes the forest seem incredibly peaceful. You make great progress, but as the sun begins to set you hear a yell!"Yah-HAH!" Down from the trees swoops an earth pony, aided by a vine. "You look well off, fair lady! Hand over your coins, I won't be taking no for an answer!" The pony says, with an oddly suave tone. The pony advances very slowly, with a thin pointy sword of some kind.
>>33541188I'm not like most dragons. Most dragons don't need magic to be powerful, strong, and wealthy, they can just use their might, speed, or size. They don't see the wonder, utility, or creativity in it. I don't want to be ignored because I'm small, or my tail is too big, or my wings are too small. I want to be respected as a great wizard, and show them that life could be so much better for us with only the slightest of changes.Not sure mine fits, too sob story ish, I think.>>33541234Holy shit, you're right. I didn't notice that. We'll have to make use of that fact later.
>>33541188>>33541234We thiccc
>>33541188It's an abstract kind of cute.
>>33541188I want to learn how to use magic. I'm ready to learn, I just need someone to show me how. I've read the basics, but there's just no one back home who could show me more. That's why I'm here. Magic motivates me, and knowledge about it. I guess you could call it my hoard.
>>33541329If a pony wanted to die, getting smothered to death by that wss would be the way they'd want to go.
WHY PONY NO EAT SOOP? SOOP IS GOOD FOR GROWING PONY.
>>33542194>condensedGet that crap outta here.
>>33542194yuck vomit soup
Aryanne Thread of /mlp/ - Official Unofficial Official Thread EditionLast Thread: >>33473327Aryanne Hoofler is a female earth pony with a white coat, blonde hair and blue eyes. Her cutie mark is a pink heart with a black swastika in it. She is a military officer from the Maremacht of Germany and an active politician.In this thread, we collect content for the purpose of most possible widespread and activation. If you find Aryanne related content of sorts, please post it here.Please enjoy your stay!Main Archive: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Aryanne/
>>33537392The only hope is a coming Ice Age.Compare it to ponies as if they had a snow resistance and the other creatures hadn't.
Does Aryanne have a nice firm dock at the base of her tail.
>>33538725Yes. She has a firm body thanks to good workouts, good sleep time, and a healthy proper diet that grows with her phisique.
Aryanne is clearly the superior pony, it's just common sense.
>Catch up at: https://www.anonpone.com/cirquesque/>Read related material at https://www.gitbook.com/book/duendeinexistente/cirque/detailsNormally I'd update with this OP, but I am tired af and don't want to worry about the thread 404ing during the night. I'll update tomorrow.
>>33536977 >>33537004 >>33537122 >>33537191 >>33537566 >>33537657 >>33537662 >>33537887 >>33538763 >>33539362 >>33540824Leaf just looked at her quietly, swapping his legs again. "What." "Just surprised you fell off. Sledge really had it out for your head, huh?" "Yes." "Don't worry, he'll shake in fear when he sees you poses." "Seeing you like that will kill him." "Yeah." "From choking." "Heey." Leaf fluttered his wings a little like the book said, "Hey, After this..." "What." "What about just cuddling to relax?" "I thought this was supposed to be relaxing." "Relax more."She took a moment to answer. "Laying still is boring."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33541065y-yeah. show us your belly you pega-hussy. I like to image the unicorn rubbing one out while watching Leaf so defenseless.
>>33541065Which explains a lot about your tension. Never found an enjoyable way to relax after any fight? Seems more beneficial and less bothersome, if you did find a way to make those necessary breaks and recovery less tedious. I'm honestly unsure if we should even bother arguing her on this point, or if this is even a good suggestion. I'm not the one who brought up cuddling, so I'm not sure what the plan here is.Is this the same day of the spar? It isn't exactly clear how much time passed when yoga started.
>>33541065>"Laying still is boring."Then you've never relaxed at all. Even now, you're thinking about squeezing more value out of your moments and attaining rewards from an arbitrary measure of success you've made up, huh? You can only push so hard for so long until your mind or body erodes.Telegraph a big hit and then bap her on the rib softly. We might get mauled as a reaction, so relax with our weight aimed back.Leaf: "Back to balance. We can't have weak balance muscles, can we u silly floppy pony?" go eat a rainbow, ugly
>>33541530>Telegraph a big hit and then bap her on the rib softly. We might get mauled as a reaction, so relax with our weight aimed back.We've punched her shoulder lightly before and got hit back, when we went drinking with her, so prepare for the immanent hit back.
I got a dumb fucking idea.Let's post a quote or transcript from a fanfic or clopfic out of context. I want to see where this will go.
"Do you ever get an itchy butthole but you're too lazy to itch it so you just fart really hard to scratch the itch?"
>>33523061Thunder roared as a massive storm ripped across the coast near Griffalia. As far south as we were, every summer usually came with one or two big storms. As I stared off into the distance, I mused that on some level, it was good that things were staying the same. In a storm that big, most sensible griffins were inside, locked away in the city.
>>33523061Princess Celestia got out of her bed, her eight legs tapping over the floor and her three pairs of eyes lazily twitching open as she made her way towards the balcony to raise the Sun. She got out, the cold air of the early morning ruffling the fur on her back, and raised the Sun as she did every day. She then walked out of her room and headed down the corridor to where she would have breakfast with her sister. The guard in front of her room passed out from shock when he saw a giant spider walking through the door he was guarding.
“Okay, then how about this,” AJ says. “How about we eat the person who has eaten the most recently?”
>>33541008Source?
Why can't we?
>>33535482your point?
>>33535573
bump
>>33540348>sniffsmells like victory and smells like best pony with the most airtime.
>>33533656We have more fun attacking each other than cooperating or being nice.
How "progressive" will mlp's final season be? They can afford to be daring, right?
>>33541363I understand the meme but the only group where I have seen a significant number of people advocate for lessening ages of consent and the like are right wing libertarians. To the point where I commonly see right wing authoritarians make fun of them.
>>33541825
>>33541825We have slowly lost ourselves to degeneracy.
>>33541825>derpibooru filenameLet checkhttps://derpibooru.org/1825774
What if they worked in an anatomy reference?
Behold, Whore of CHS >Dashsluthttps://pastebin.com/NSA0FQg2>Shimsluthttps://pastebin.com/u/LineOfFlowers>Twisluthttps://pastebin.com/u/SkirtsAndPantiesPrevious slutteryhttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/33299393
Tomboy slut doesn't bother keeping her sluttery down low.
>Bunnyslut ShimmerThe Whore of CHS is ultra-fuckable in leotard, pantyhose & heels:
>>33540667>leotardWhore of CHS taking cues from the stage slut.
>>33490613>be Suri>one day buttplug appears in her ass>uncomfortable but arousing, won't come out>spend afternoon trying to act normal>plug vanishes>eventually figure out Rarity caused it>insult Rarity's fashions so she'll do it again
>>33541145What a slut.
Stories about NEET ponies.Previous thread:#31 >>33299258Greens may involve:•Floor Bored, the fandom's favorite filthy forever alone nymphomaniac NEET•Moondancer, Wallflower or other (potential) neetpones•Anon(you) intruding on the neetpone's life•Being a NEET with her, or looking after her and getting her life back together•Being a lovely boyfriend for your neetpone•Turning neetpone into the perfect wife•Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sexStoriesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33537597Aww. Poor Floor.
>>33534616Floor doesn't bite to get blood, she:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH0NaVQjE2I
>>33538508>dirty NEET hoovesYes
I think that cuddling with this horse is overrated. Prove me wrong. Seriously, prove me wrong. Discussion is important.
>>33541946cuddling is too normalfag, especially for floor.now hoofholding. that's some deviant shit
Last thread: >>33465250Last post: >>33519721Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dream/--------------------------------------------->>33519737>>33519966"Oh, and be sure to tell the cops our names, just in case we were reported missing or something, kay?">"Yeah yeah, got it.">Satisfied with Swift's answer, you carefully head up the stairs, carrying your unicorn friend up the stairs.>Don't wanna fall down from the stairs again.>Heading straight into Lumie's room, you gently tucc the unicorn in his bed.>...It's not weird to be here in his room when he's asleep, right?>His desk is still a mess.>Ah well, now that he's in bed... maybe you should go give that guest bedroom a peek.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33541858Doctor didn't say anything about not using magic entirely but if I were you I'd only lift things like pencils or a cup filled with water. Ask Lumie if he has any food request. Don't give him anything too big though since Cut is supposed to come later with take out.Then we can clean that couch a pillow at a time.
>>33541858Yes, you should be able to use magic. Are you really sure no pony would've missed you? Family? Work? The neighbors?
>>33541858The doctor didn't say you couldn't, but he didn't really know how to diagnose somepony coming from another world.
>>33541886>>33541892>>33541977"Hold on, are you really sure nopony would've missed you? Family? Work? The neighbours?">"Heck, I should probably make sure that the store isn't on fire because I've been missing for a few days. But nah, I don't interact much with family outside of special occasions and holidays. Much less my neighbours, I don't even know them! And just because I was silent for what? Three days? Doesn't mean anypony would find it weird.">The unicorn says nonchalantly, sitting on the edge of the bed.>...Is him disappearing from the town a normal occurrence or something?>"Anyway, am I allowed to levitate things? Do basic stuff with magic? It's a bit hard to... do anything at all if I can't do that.""Er, the doctor didn't say anything about not using magic entirely, so yeah, you should be able to use magic. Though if I were you, I'd only lift things like pencils or a cup filled with water.">"Gotcha, I'll be sure to be careful then.""Honestly, I doubt that the doctor knew how to diagnose somepony coming from another world.">"Heh, think I heard this in a movie somewhere, traveling across worlds causes terrible mental strain to ponies, or something among those lines. Anyway, thanks for helping me and bringing me back home.""No problem! Do you need anything in particular?">"I guess... water would be nice, along with some food. But I can get that myself."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33542052I don't mind trying to cook a quick snack. My brother should be bringing in noodles for us from a chineighs place. That is, if the police don't take up too much of his time.No problem. Can't blame you, if life gets in the way naturually.
ah, another artist corruptedthe fandom is still doing its thing in 2019
>>33537790False. He drew tits. On an anthro.
>>33538658It seems like if views were his main concern, then only posting on twitter wouldn't have been his first choice.
chokershy was a legit meme
>>33538248My god, are they like the /po/ of /mlp/ or something, they seem to be the dark web here.
>>33538248Hate to break it to you, but TJpones also came from MLPG.
If Glimmy hadn't saved FiM it would've ended years ago. Remember to thank /ourgal/ for everything she's given us!
>>33536080S*nburst is BIGLY trash, little man. Don't you EVER post that garbage in Glimmy threads again.
>>33537345Um no sweetie, he's actually SUPER cute and Glimmy's true love who will father many of her foals.
>>33537371do you even watch the show sweets?
>>33537345>>33537371>>33539233
>>33542188sugar lump
