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Hey Anons, I've been off this board for a while. I still lurk occasionally, but /mlp/ is my home board and I miss it.
Don't worry, this isn't a "what did I miss" thread, I know I didn't miss anything. Instead, today is my day off, so I'd like you all to get /comfy/, I'm going to write a story for you
Hope you enjoy!
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I'll be posting that one shot at some point but other than that I have no contact with our resident golem.
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I'm just going to shitpost this story when I have time until I reach the bump limit
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hooray for shiptoasting
>reversed gender roles
>reversed gender roles which never existed like that
Why do people buy into the feminist lie?
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>Imlying things were never like this
They were and it was great
The Feminist lie is that it isn't necessary

Darling is waiting, darling!
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Darling is pretty!
Yes, Darling.
Rarity is best horse.

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Would you inform on your neighbors, if it was Fräulein Löffel asking?

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Well anon's?
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Not even ponyfags are that pathetic.
I support whatever decision the mods make to help kill this board faster.
Reading Rainboom Crash's posts, he seems to have had some form of delusional narcissism, believing himself to be in a situation rather similar to the main character of the fanfiction My Little Dashie. Either that, or he was roleplaying.
Probably both. That guy was a mental case.

Pony (singular)
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Un Pone (male)
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>lovat szopni
Ahoz minimum olyan buzinak kellene lennem mint te!
If you mean flies it may be true because Belzebub is associated with flies and insects

t. not a Pole
German is wrong. It's
>Ein Pony
>Zwei Ponys
Zebub is Semitic for fly, the insect. Bel means lord.
Semitic for horse is soos.
I want to ride soos.

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Not at first, at least. You know, the cider machine (Can't bother to learn the name) was an actually cool, useful and superior way of making cider than the apple's traditional bullshit. It had literally no fucking downsides besides being "hurr durr technology is bad fire is evil and thomas edison was a witch", and Flim and Flam had scammed nobody when saying this.
Yet, in future seasons, whenever they appear they're up to something that is actually a scam of some sort. Why? Literally the only reason they lost the first time was because the Apples cheated and had the M6 to help in the speed contest, something that they wouldn't be able to keep up for long, while the cider machine could go on for who knows how long, not having into acount that they coudl simply build more.
Basically, my point is that Flim and Flam had been horribly badly written after their first appearance. They weren't scammers, they were inventors with a good mind for business.
>It had literally no fucking downsides
It was proven the machine does shit cider.

>the Apples cheated
They asked them first and the brothers say no problem. No cheats.
First, flim and flam have absolutely been flandardised a bit and were much more reasonable in their first appearance.

Second, the flimflam brothers took an unpaid sampling of the sweet apple acer's product from the goodwill of granny smith and immediately turned around and attempt to run her out of business. Legal or not, that kind of biting the hand that feeds is self destructive and mean.

Really, they were fine right up until they tried to sell intentionally unsafe consumables.

me https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/33198040/#q33198104
>It was proven the machine does shit cider.
Based retard who hasn't watched the episode since it came out
>It was proven the machine does shit cider.
Only after they turned off the automatic QC, which was a technological marvel in itself. Even real-life factories need people for decent quality control.

motherfucking captcha nigger bridges are not stairs what the goddamn fuck is wrong with you

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don't have any bouncing mares in my collection
>It's because we are fat, right?
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Step it up then
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I'm feeling bored right now, so I'm offering to sketch some requests.

I'm not great so please be gentle.
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/r/ Lyra filling a human glove with her telekinetic aura to move the fingers
draw a pony eating grass or >>33270473
top cute
How about Nurse Redheart at coffee break?
The CMC+Spike teaching Sweetie Belle how to ride a bicycle (their success is your choice)

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It seems that every year that passes, her sightings in Chile are less important for some reason...
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>tfw una de las 5 gift cards
oh shit, good to see it again. bow down to your Princess, mortals.
Why are tu not hablando un language while other diferente an the same tiempo?
What it mean by "paris"
One of the local Macy's/Bloomingdale equivalents

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Hail Manos!
Link to Human Superiority's pastebin:

now, the updoot that literally no one has been waiting for, Manos The Hands Of Fate has returned!
I am not Human Superiority, but he is assisting in writing the continuation of his excellent fic.
Update #2
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> Though she looks like a newborn kitten with her half closed eyes, you can still sense a look of distrust
> You put your cold, white hand on her cold white face
> She looks at you like a wounded puppy while you slowly stroke her head and neck
> She then slowly starts to lurch upward, into a feeble walk towards the cart
> You back up to give her space, as you look to Cadence blocking the entrance to the wagon she finally moves over
> Cadence gives you a "what the fuck" look while Celestia attempts to shamble up the stair to the cabin
> She seems to be having problems with the already icy stairs, being weakened and exhausted
> In full view of your Black Hands you climb up the first stair, gently pick her up by the torso like a dog and sit her down on the bench
> She's alot lighter the she looks, now you understand why Shining threw one of these
> She goes limp as you carry her to her resting spot, as you set her down you quietly announce out the door
> "Would one of you find me a few blankets?"
> within ten seconds an earth toned Black hand darts up, two grey wool blankets in her mouth
> You take the blankets from her mouth, before turning back to Celestia

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that will be all I'll post for this updoot, hail manos!
>forced meme, the thread
filtered, dont EVEN reply, goodbye
It’s good to see the story updated.
when will the next updoot be?

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What the fuck happened to wubcake and all of her videos?
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He didn't call you black. He called you a nigger.
Oh, right. You are argentinian.
go to her channel playlist tab, you can still view some of the older videos that are unlisted

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What the fuck was her problem? A three martini lunch, or does she just hate Rarity?
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No bully, she's retarded
>Label a mail package for Applejack
>Surprised when the mail pony delivers it to Applejack (but not really)
tl;dr, they both fucked up. Rarity with the labeling, and Derpy with the mailing.
We don't actually know how the object was labeled, and we don't know who actually delivered the package. Derpy says the package is "for Applejack." "For Applejack" is not an address. The package could have had a "to: from:" tag on it separately from the postage, or the "To: from:" tag might have been the postage. It's another world, after all.
>what is the_donald
lmao Trump is literaly Reddit

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How was your day Anon? Did you remember to smile for Pinkie Pie?
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I hope you had a happy day too, OP.
Ehh, my day has been alright. I got a new job recently and I hope I can save up for a new truck. I plan on getting either an older 4 cylinder Ford Ranger with a stick shift or an old 80's era Chevy K30 Army truck and swap in a manual transmission later on. Other than that, I haven't been smiling too much lately. I do laugh occasionally from time to time, but that's about it.

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Vice Principal Luna is very mad at you. She wants you to guess why.
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she found out that i jerked off in the teacher restroom
For multiple reasons really. I did some donuts with my muscle car on her front lawn a couple weeks ago with the car pic related. I redlined my car's engine in the school's parking lot and did some burnouts. Lets see, oh yeah, I also beat the shit out of two retards that attend the high school here since they're total pricks, and lastly, I called Zephyr Breeze a basedboy faggot, causing him to run down the hallway crying like a little bitch.
I cummed on her feet and not on her face like she likes it
That lip bite can only mean one thing
She is resentful that her sister has now borne my third child while she remains barren. She wishes to change this fact.
Little does she know that her sister is infinitely more suitable to bear children when compared to her and her tiny butt which does NOT excite me so

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Trixie is best pony and should be a princess instead of Twilight.
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>Glimmer's sidekick
>best pony
why the fuck is this stickied?
Alicornification is what ruined the show.
twi looks hot with glasses
trix drinks piss

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