ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme.Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.Dodgeball with bocce.Polo but with rodeo horses.Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score.Any motor sport but without brakes.Soccer with bowling balls.Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket.Basketball but the court is oiled.
>>38955100M sprint but there is a sheer cliff drop right at the finish line.
Baseball but instead of the bat it's a venomous snake that you have to whip to hit the ball.Chess but the pieces are white-hot metalLong jump but you land in quicksandDiving but instead of water it's quicksand.Equestrian dressage/eventing/jumping but instead of the horse it's a dude carrying on his back.Rifle shooting but with dodgeball rules.Hurdling but the obstacles have blades.Marathon but it's on active train tracks and you run in the same direction as the train that uses them.Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome.Rollerskating with Ben Hur spikesTable tennis but instead of playing against an opponent it's a wall and you win by lasting longer than your opponent.Wrestling but in Saudi Arabia.
Marathon and Moto GP simultaneously on the same circuit.Fencing with high-power cattleprods100m but it's two runners sprinting in opposite directions and slapping each other in the face like they're jousting.Orienteering but it's the Sahara desert.Curling but it's thin ice on a river.Long jump but the run up is on an unfrozen ski-jumping slope.Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.
Arm wrestling but with the other hand you hit your opponent with various non-cutting objects like bats, batons, bricks, whips, battery acid (diluted for safety), etc.Each player has an assistant that can switch weapons based on what's needed, and a strategist to recommend the best moves and choices of weaponry.
Shot put but it's two teams competing against each other on a field.
Pole Fighting.Basically pole vaulting but two opponents run against each other, vault without a bar, and hit each other while at the top.Points are scored based on the hit/s.
Skeleton sledding but with pregnant women.
>>38955MMA but with krav maga techniques no longer banned
>>38955Barefoot figure skating
>>43060Ice hockey but half the team is barefoot and the other has normal skates.
ice speedway but they're towing a guy on ice skates who's allowed to interfere with competitors and also there's jumps
>>38955>Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.That sounds like dueling. Someone would shoot everyone else and then just walk across the finish line.>Polo but with rodeo horses.Fuck using animals for sports.
>>44838>guy hangs onto some of the racers for speed>uses speed to grab a hold of competitor>starts smashing and jerking the competitornow that's a sport I'd watch
>>38955Soccer but one team is given a drug that accelerates their perception of time and the other team is given a drug that slows their perception of time.
>>38955Big wave surfing but all participants are black.Track running but everyone has Battle Royale style necklaces and the last one gets picked off every few hundred metres.Football/Soccer with no rules on fouling.
>>45040Football/Soccer but all players are theatre arts majors and the ref judges your acting performance when you dive.
Basketball on pogo sticks
>>45070Baseball but the bat is a pogo stick and you also have to use it instead of running
Wheelchair basketball but on razor scooters
>>45039Just take males vs females. That wouldn't be extreme, just boring
Pretty much this:>>44794
>>38955LAWN DART BADMINTON
HOT POTATO TENNISThe ball is a grenade
>>38955bullfighting but with no fences
Blindfolded downhill skiing
>>45002It would have to be cross country, A to B racing, with no set course. That way competitors can make a break for it and navigate separate routes or be more aggressive. My running mates and I have discussed this at length and come to the conclusion the perfect weapon would be a machete because it's also useful for bush whacking.
>>45040Elimination racing is somewhat extreme I guesshttps://youtu.be/qZ5YC-EeOSU
eSportsBut when you die ingame you die IRL and some other pro eSports player takes your place.
>>38955Curling with time-fuse Anti-Personnel mines.
The Cannonball but with motorcycles. A bicycle race through an african nation in a civil war Competitive mountaineeringBaja Death Road
>>48932The Cannonball but as a young Black male in the United States of America.
>>48678This just sort of sounds like a good idea for everyone involved
>>40251>skeleton sleddinghad to look this up. Cannot stop laughing.>I really want a medal but don't want to work for it
>>38955Didn't Sadam Hussein or his kid, Uday make the Iraqi soccer team play a round with a concrete ball in punishment for losing an AFC match or something?
>>49761Only a problem around other blacks.
>>52431Good thing America has plenty
>>38969> Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome.I laughed so hard I spilt my brekfus all over. Hand over $6 for some tendies as repayment
>>38955Basketball but the only fouls are tackles and strikes American football but no padsAmerican football but no line, only passes, no penalties
>>38955Battleship but both players are connected to an electric shock system. The voltage is turned up for attacks on larger ships, and sinking a ship causes 2-5 straight seconds of shock, with larger increased with bigger ships. When all the ships are sunk, the loser is shocked for 7-10 seconds straight
NASCAR but with folks that suffer from Parkinson's
no safety tightrope walking but you can only enter if you have narcolepsy
>>38955Motorsport without brakes would be really slow since they can only use engine braking. Would be less extreme and very boring
>>54652Add a minimum speed threshold then.If the sensor detects a speed lower than that, you're penalized or disqualified.
>>38955Baseball but you are allowed paintball guns to fire off rounds and prevent the defense from doing a good job/catching pop flys
>>38955Nah senpai just armored 900 HP muscle cars with deadly weapons and I'm happy
>>56439Race against Duke Nukem?
Ultimate frisbee but with discgolf discs.
Esports but if you die in the game you die in real life
>>60593That's just regular eSports when you play for a government-sanctioned team in China.
>>52946Any kind of car racing but all the drivers have epilepsy and/or other serious mental illnesses; no pit stops or breaks of any kind.>>60492>Ultimate frisbee but with small modern cymbals.ftfy
pool, but you have to get the balls up your opponents asshole
>>38955Years ago my best friend got his firearm license during the same time I got into motorcycles. got the idea of rally target shooting, I would try and make it around a loop in the woods next to his land as fast as I could while he would shoot rounds onto cheap targets we would staple to the trees. good fun but he is heavy retarded and a bad shot
>>38955Just bring back Roman chariot racing. Way more fun than track racing today.
>>65826How about motorized chariot racing?
>>38955Marathon but for leg amputees, no leg substitute help things
Skateboard vert jousting. Opponents drop in from opposite sides of the ramp.From >>70841
Car jousting.Any automobile race? Add a dude on top with some protective gear and a couple long poles. Give the driver some gear too. Practitioners can either couch them like lances, or chuck them like spears.
Hot potato relay race
>>38955paintball but they're real guns and inmates on death row play against each other
>>78772This but using inmates would be a human rights violation and it wouldn't be good optics-wise, so I'd get rid of that part.
>>38955>Soccer with bowling balls.Is that you Uday?>>38961Great.>>38955Pin the tail on the donkey but you're already quite drunk before you get blindfolded and spun around, and the donkey isn't going to be happy with the extra tail you're stapling to it.
>>38955Buzkashi but the goat is a weighted apparatus that at random points pokes out syringes that inject ketamine at random amounts at random intervals.
>>38975I’m fucking dying
>>82696I think the ketamine variable would make a great addition to many other sports as well
>>38955chess + sumoas in:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing
NASCAR but there's no track. It's just a giant open flat and the first car to travel 500 total miles in any direction wins.
>>82974This, but a computer places 3 family members of each pilot's in a random spot on the flat.They each sit in an opaque tube so the pilots can't see who's inside.
>>38955>Any motor sport without brakesJapanese flatlanding. Weirdest thing, bikes going around a circle, and they found it safer with no brakes cause noone can immediately decelerate and fuck everyone up cause they're so close together
>>38969Quicksand isn't that extreme if you know how to get out by laying down and bicycle kicking out
>>87068Not if you dive in it head first from a diving board.
>>80331well who's gonna play real gunsball otherwise? at least the inmates figure they are gonna get executed anyway so maybe they could have some fun and if they win get prison perks or something
>>87808Plenty of zoomers would be happy to.
>>38955I got nothing
>>87808winner gets spared from the death penalty, very good incentive
>>38955judo but the gis are made out of steel wool
>>38969>Rifle shooting but with dodgeball rules.I think that's just called war.
>>38955Bocce but in a minefield.Frisbee but the disk is sharp and made of metal.Javelin throw but with a javelin.Rope jumping but on thin ice.Long jump but on an oiled ramp.Ice skating but with regular shoes.
Ice hockey but half of the team plays on all fours trying to grab the puck with their bare hands.
>>90182that's just american football with hockey rules
>>90189And hockey blades gliding where your hands are at great speed
olympic swimming with sharks
Spanish Anon was onto something there
competitive coding with bombs where the slowest coder is blown up
Any foot race but with wild predators so that the slowest gets eaten.
>>91921that's just a bull run
>>38955>>38955Four-man slapping. Dodging is allowed but you must stand your ground. Slaps must hit the head, no matter watch. There is no point system, the match lasts for as long as the participants want. Last man standing wins.Guarenteed brain damage or you get your money back
>>38955i'll do you better.it is a marathon, but it's on rollerblades on a river trailer across county lines after you airsoft shot a street sweeper rent a cop putting a ticket on a single mother's car so they'd turn around to you body checking them in lacrosse pads.i call it jet set radio
>>94421LOVEWHAT ISLOVEWHAT IS
>>45069Kek that's so realistic.Lel
dodgeball with live grenades as the balls
>>53064Instead of pins you aim for the other side's shins and they have to stand still
>>89937Judo but on concrete lmaoo
>>98028Wrestling or BJJ but on hot coals
>>44406Will forever make me laff, the hope in their eyes that it "might just work" that gets dashed immediately with the inherent danger of falling on/near shattered glass is just... *chefs kiss*
Male wrestling but no clothes allowed
owner and dog course but the dog is actually a lionthe owner has to make the lion go through the course without getting eaten
>>100279I can already envision the Legendary School of The Eleven Finger Oil Checks.
>>82745A friend of mine got a few of us to (try) play soccer after we did a bunch of ketamine a few years ago.It was fucking hilarious.
>>100279I'm pretty sure this is how greeks used to do it at the original olympics
bouldering, but on very hard routes on the inside of an active volcano
>>38955A game of pick up sticks but it's rigged with c4
>>101561the sticks are the bomb wires, one wrong move and you're gone
Airsoft but with real guns
>>82736I'm saving this thread, hope mods archive this is commedy gold.
>>105394Based archivist.I recommend using this:https://github.com/SuperGouge/ChanThreadWatch
Artistic gymnastics and figure skating, but with +80-year-old walking fossiles, for maximum bone breaking, bonus if any organs get penetrated by them.
soccer but the ball is a live bomb
>>44406Say what you will about these guys, but what they're doing for the sport is a good thing. They're getting tons of new people interested in skateboarding, after the 90's craze had worn off, skateboarding really lost its steam and kind of just became a mode of transportation for people, and no one really skated just for the joy of it. Then these dorks come along with their youtube channels, and now all the skateparks are packed with kids going out side and playing.
>>38955Soccer but every injury you fake actually happens to you
>>107605Are you talking about skateboard youtubers in general or these guys in the webm specifically?
>>106191>>105900>bonus if any organs get penetrated by themI'll gladly make that bonus happen if you know what I mean...
>>69607We have that already https://youtu.be/3RlXQipX7hM
>>38955baseball with trampolinesMMA but while skydivingIve got a lot of these so youre only getting my refuse
Recreate downhill domination in real life
>>106191>a 91 yo geriatric mogs me by being able to plancheit's over
>>114066>downhill dominationCool game, thanks for mentioning it.
>>87083That’s not how non-newtonian fluids work. You would snap your neck if you tried to dive into quicksand.
Skateboarding but with a handle on the board so you can whip it around an do backflips
>>48932>A bicycle race through an african nation in a civil warThey used to have that, but it was with motorcycles.
motocross with the steering inverted
dodgeball with grenades
>>38955Archery but shooting shit off your loved ones heads
>>38955Bungee jumping but in a noose
mailman, but in chicago
>>89938You can experience it in ukraine RIGHT NOW!
>>38955>slightly acidic so your skin starts to burn after a whileReminds me of fingering my ex. God, I miss her.
>>38955marathon but with a air rifle and targets along the way.also same thing but for tour the france every so often they stop to shoot then continue.
>>124685letting them stop to shoot would be too easy
>>38955my mum plays polo and i always thought it would be more fun on dirtbikes
>>44838>love speedway>didnt know ice speedway was a thing>watch video of itholy shit how do they corner like that on fucking ice???makes motogp riders look like pussiesi was expecting doriftos like dirt speedway but no these mfs are fucking tightincredible
>>45070crosscountry pogo stick racing
>>52644>american football but no padsthats prettymuch rugbyi only watched it once but a mf broke his fucking ankle and kept trying to play for a while
>>54652nope because sliding sideways would be the best braking methodthey would be going about as fast but scandi flicking hard into every corner to bleed speeditd be extreme as fuck
>>54833>racing but a bomb goes off if you go too slow like the movie speedminimum speed slowly ticks up each laplast alive gets to live
>>38955this is an unironic one>crosscountry mountainbiking but there are trials sections in the track as well as some more enduro type stuffbasically reinventing 90s mountain biking>riders and bikes must be equally good at pedaling and climbing and descending efficiently on both smooth and rough cround but also manueverable enough for the big trials type obsticalsi only want this because it bugs me how modern mtbs arent made for trials and trials bikes are more like bmxs when they should be mountain bikesnothing exists in the middle unless i custom build some abomination myself or buy a 90s mtbi also think itd be fun to watch
>>38955razor scooter racing
>>116449thats just a scooter
>>38955trackmania irl unironically>open wheel buggy type racecars with good suspension>downforce can also be upforce and allow mid air steering and stability with control by the driver>tracks involve wall rides jumps and loops
>>56437im fucking dying at this
>>64466that sounds fun as fuck
>>38955hovercraft rally racing
>>100279femboy wrestlingthey must wear slutty restricting outfits and the winner is the one that makes the other cum by forceweapons are sex toys and the ring is covered in lube
>>127074that's not a sport, it's just gay porn
>>128177Some times the line between the two is so blorred you can't even tell which is what.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HC5GDoixiA
i'll go one better and take something that isn't a sport and make it an extreme sport. extreme sculpture. two contestants set out with hammers and chisels to carve the same thing out of the same block of stone. opponents cannot erase or break off your work but they can hit your chisel, hammer or hands while trying to sneak in front
>>38955Soccer but in the mesoamerican tradition
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, but on skateboards going downhill
>>130032Or BJJ mixed with this:https://youtu.be/6fora0TmtnU?t=9
>>108695both, youtubers and these guys specifically, because they were always trying dumb stuff that got the initial clicks, but then people kept watching because their positive vibes and attitude towards new skaters is really refreshing, especially since the "main stream" skaters always seemed to try to be all edgy and moody, and would actively push new skaters away because they think they're cool shit.
>>48609Well we call those tools not weapons
>rally raid but you're codriver is your tinder match
>>38969>Wrestling but in Saudi Arabia.do you mean OHHHH YEAH BROTHER wrestling or 2 gay guys huggimg in headgear
>car but with grapplinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9H77-l3EI
>>78772>>80331>>87808>>89928Lads, this is LITERALLY the plot of Unreal Tournament (the 1999 one, not the dogshit sequels). Thanks for reminding me to go play it.
>>64466Check out Yabusame, which is basically that but with horses.
>>38955Ice hockey, no changes and no referee.
>>98132That'll teach those fucking guard pullers.
>>38955Le Mans, but you have to take a shot every lap.
Decathlon but every sport is altered to somehow be on a high-altitude tightrope with no harness.
Full contact soccer and all the players are drunk.Motorcycle chariot racing but riders are armed with spears and encouraged to damage other vehicles and riders.Jousting but on motorcycles.Also bring back dueling with actual sharp swords and no full face protection.
>>38955>Soccer with bowling balls.that just makes it even more boring to watch
>>136832No leglets allowed
Olympic weightlifting but doping is allowed.I just want to see the absolute limit somebody can lift.
>>136901Honestly I'd love to see doped up weightlifters doing non-weightlifting events too. Not just strength focused but seeing a guy looking like this doing stuff like 400m hurdles or pole vaulting has got to be fun to watch
>>136913the olympics but exclusively for steroid users
>>139303The olympics but exclusively for bath salts users
>>139356the crackhead games
Laser tag but with stun guns and tasers. Takes place in a maze. First one to get out of the maze or incapacitate all the other players wins. A pitbull or chimp with Lyme disease is added to the maze at random intervals.
>>44838Is that guy about to get his foot run over by a spiked tire?
>>127064Motorcycle flat track is basically already like this. They have no front brake.