> be me 2017, 16M> several woman friends (they all friendzoned me unanimously, but I receive hugs)> I love Clash Royale, but need something more relaxing and without emoji spamming whores> evolution games are popular, but getting bored> I browse the play store and find a niche evolution game that's not like the other dumb entries, called Alien Evolution (pic related)> love.png> I grind the fuck out of this shit> The game has horrible ads spamming the top of the phone, and intrusive ads promoting other games from the publisher> Intrusive microtransactions all over the place> I have to eat ads like russians eat bullets, in exchange the game gives me more humans to feed my beast and nuclear waste> The apk crashes constantly and, every 1 to 2 minutes, I have to let my mobile rest, otherwise it burns so much that I cannot touch it> The apk won't even open sometimes.jpeg> Yet this was the best game I've ever played, period.> Be me, 2024> 0 friends> I love Clash Royale, but Supercell deleted my account because it was not linked to the stupid supercell acc and I had a smurf linked to my mail (or some dumb shit)> Speedruns are popular, but I have tendiditis on my thumb from grinding + burnt> I recall my beloved Alien Evolution> I decide to download it and play again> Go to Play Store. "Alien evolution" gives 0 results> Go to google. "Alien evolution" gives 0 results> Try to find the evolution game everywhere. > I look for every evolution game that has existed. The blobfish, the jiraffe, the alpacca. No connection. > I even look up the titan evolution game from the same developer... but no results show up.> Nobody remembers playing it> I've spent 6 hours without sleep, trying to find a screenshot saved to google photos. Just to prove that I was happy once> success> I look at my beatiful alien butterfly. I smile. The grind was worth it.How can something so abnoxious, toxic and harmful, yet so simple, have made me so happy once upon a time?
because evolution games are the best phone games
>>1440306So, were you able to find an apk file for the game? Or is it lost to time now?
>>1453374for ophttps://alien-evolution-world.en.uptodown.com/android/downloadbtw you can play this offline