esl pro league playoffs happening, followed by the betboom lan (first spirit matches since the major), and then iem dallas on the 27th
the playoff bracket
Second for Flyquest.
great matches today
vert colovp vpanubis col (ot)
>>1282915I think Karrigan has had every role in CSBitch support, awp'er, star rifler, now IGLActually impressive how he's evolved over time.
this shit navi lineup has already surpassed boston C9 and brazil outsiders for the most fluke major winning side of all time who’s getting kicked first?
>>1282941>fluke majorAlways feel a bit cope-y when people says thatAny team beating Faze on their off-day final might as well be a fluke, cause Faze switched on can beat everyone.But Navi was the better team when it counted, which is all that really matters
400k grand prizejijiehao is going to win it all
When do they crash?Absolutely no breaks all 2024
coldzera is gay?
>>1282947when on nvidia
the fuck are these lineup rumors
>>1282947tomorrow
As much as it is not happening, I'd like to see two NA teams in a semis for once.
>>1283001it's not unrealistic at all, people are now overrating Astralis hard because they stringed a couple of good games. same thing happened last year at Cologne I think, then they went back to sucking for the rest of the year.
>>1282945Nice to see mongolz there
>>1283001>>1283008>Liquid beating Astralislol lmao
tumtum on the league stream
>>1282964Sirbros we are so fucking back.
liquid nearly lost to a t9 australian team and people are acting like they have a chance against astralis at full powerget the fuck out of here
My favourite daily thing is seeing what tier flyquest are currently being called here.
>>1283058asia/oce 1eu 2.5na .5sa 1afr 0
no but really what the fuck are they doing on the main stream with this ceremony
bald power
>So how did it happen Aleksi? You lost to CoL, you lost to FaZe, and now that Virtus Throw has beaten CoL that means that they're better than all of them? Is that why you took the contract to transfer to VP?
EliGE is cracked today
lets go norbert!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1283142
this match going 72 rounds
americans maybe doing it? vp looking a bit meh
poggg
Why did they actually order this shirt? Why is Henry wearing it?
Anyone remember that weird rumored Evil Geniuses lineup with Elige and Electronic?
>>1283172no
>>1283175https://www.dust2.us/news/37380/eg-reportedly-target-elige-and-electronic-committed-to-european-core>Evil Geniuses are currently reported to be looking at a combination of these players for their future roster:>Timothy "autimatic" Ta>Sanzhar "neaLaN" İskhakov>Audric "JACKZ" Jug>Aleksandr "zorte" Zagodyrenko>Denis "electroNic" Sharipov>Jonathan "EliGE" JablonowskiObviously it's better for those two that it fell through, despite Complexity and C9's mixed results EG was a dumpster fire. Just funny to think of what could have been.
are americans not watching this? i thought the game wasn't even on because of such small number of new replies in this thread, and coL is winning.
who is co-casting? Krimbo?
>>1283185i am
i hate this "back to the lobby" line. they're not going back to the lobby between each roundfuck off
>>1283187yes
Why did VP pick Vertigo instead of Nuke????? Are they actually going to be 2-0'd????
total zister death
vp getting WORKED
maybe it's food poisoning, cause they're shit
I don't think VP will be coming back from this deficit like yesterday
>>1282477shut up bitch
>>1283199Col picked it
Some very bald plays from elige made all the difference, ggwp
>>1283185I had to take my dog to the vet, I’m too busy to schizopost and pretend I’m American and Russian and Chinese at the same time.
>getting outcalled by JT time and time again>floppy just aggressively rushing B site holding for his team>Grimjobs on the mid lurk>jame missing all of those AWP shots, especially on round 11, just completely off balance and gets tec 9'd because of tunnel vision>VP losing a 5v2 with their full buy>Teams swap, VP limp pistol only kills 1 CoL player>VP uncharacteristically force buys after losing the pistol, completely forgets any utility at all and gets slaughtered A ramp>Win 1 (one) round>Lose the next
The best coL has looked since Sydney
>>1283216Tell your dog he's gay
Total col victory
>>1283218they kicked mir for this
Here's your """ correct""" CS broReminder that no one copies VP's playstyle not because it's hard or that only Jame's genius can do it, but because it's just a straight inefficient system that prioritizes information over initiative and results in getting very little done come the actual round. It relies on other teams making mistakes and that's just not going to always happen.
>Let's kick this for a failed EU pivot and Yekindar
>>1283237I fucking love this bald bitch so fucking muchi want to stroke his bald head all night so fucking much
>>1283237PUNISHED ELIGE
>>1283001>Liquid>NA
>>1283001liquid is SA
>>1283001globokike shitquid will never be NA
idea, remove regions
>>1283258rip na, sa, and asia
>>1283258Okay John ESL.
Why is Jason dressed like a skinhead?
>G2 gets another free grand finale while real teams battle on the other side of the bracketit's all so tiring
>>1283308>G2 gets another free grand finale
>9 rounds in>Choko is already tilted beyond belief
>>1283308>blocks you're path
>>1283309>>1283311you read me rightmouz are shitters and complexity cinderella will not take them further
remember when people said jimi was in the discussion of best player of the year and maybe even goat of cs in the future?hes been missing for many maps now.
mouz retakes lmao
>>1283308no worries, FaZe-Vitality will be a bangerone of these teams will humiliate Choko in the grand final
nexa the pistol god
are g2 good?
If it wasn't for EPL18 Mouz would have been another one of those group stage merchants that choke in playoffs.
>>1283326not really if you look at their recent results, you see a lot of deep runs but the second you look at whom they faced, it becomes comical
>>1283326undeniably a top 5 team but they haven't done anything really impressive since Cologne last year
>>12833426*
holy fuck this is hilarious
>>1283326They were when they had JKS
>1 hp shortNiko is just like me
hahahha holy fuckjust watched the col vp game, ameribros we're fucking BACK
>eu aiming
i'm better than Niko on vertigo
>>1283365>i'm better than Nikowe know
>>1283342>undeniablyfaze, navi, spirit, mouz, vitality
Back to NiKo playing like shit on Vertigo
He is not clean lads...
What he does?
>monesy save meeeee
>>1283395vibe
>>1283395gets paid multiple 6 figures to cheerlead, same than hooxi
>>1283395>i was a cs 1.6 pro once yknow
>ynk hi-fiving himself
>hooxi roundit's over for mickey mouz
https://us-shop.esl.com/products/cs-go-through-the-lensDid you buyed?
nikbros.......
>>1283315checking on this anon
Peepoo
>>1283444i'll take the banter, happy to see G2 exiting sooner than later
WoooooHOOOOOOO
monesy going where
kinda sad game
gwho?
hoping to see monesy change teams after this blowout
nichoke...
>losing to Faze JuniorIs it over for G2? Will Monesy finally leave, or will they kick everyone but him?
>>1283461yeah lol basically three blowout mapsbut even when in the map they lost mouz still contested many rounds and looked at least decent in gameplay, G2 got crushed
>>1283468even in*
>>1283462good times
>who was rizzing up Baby Gronkthey went full meme kek
>>1283478>just like my memes xDretard
Turns out G2 needed jks to be good
>>1283521B-b-but muh culture.
We hooxin after this chokefest?
>niko, brate, the new era--the serbian era is soon yes? we will ditch hooxi for another teenage prodigy, and it will be our time?>will we win the major? perhaps another cologne? why are you taking us into the woods? what's that in your hands?
>>1283467Faze junior is 2 star riflers and a star AWPer tho.
>>1283571Reminder to all the tards complaining about iM, jL, siuhy, sunpayus, and BOROS getting contracts from major "flukes", Hunter got signed to G2 from a T2 Balkan squad that didn't even make major playoffs, and has remained on the team for the last 5 years.
>See CS results>COL beat VP>Mouz beat G2Feels good man
boss bros...
>>1283769Espi robbed
Would be fun seeing Cadian see stabbing. Has there ever been a real fight in cs games ever? We could potentially see one
>>1283802Brazilians have yeah.
>>1283802he suffered enough.
>playoff stavnCongrats cadiaN for making semis!
>>1283861Complexity vs Liquid Grand finals incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JfDOVlGol8&ab_channel=heyitsjustmehTheme to celebrate the elimination of the last monkey in this tournament.P.S keep reporting me monkey your seethe gives me energy, every day I thank god I wasn't born a monkey.
>away in the bush working>come home>flyquest dominated betboom>chinks de_airportbased
>>1283976Based.Where abouts were you? Heading out along the Snowy River for a week tomorrow.
>>1283981near albany
>>1283983Oh yeah, never really done much of southern WA. Seems pretty nice.
>>1283985nah WA is a complete shithole full of morons, safely avoid it unless you have done everything there is to see on the east coast
>Swedish organization EYEBALLERS has announced that it has secured a new investment round to further elevate it "as an esports team and lifestyle brand.">Adrian Kempe, a Swedish ice hockey player for the NHL's Los Angeles Kings, pop singer Victor Leksell, and GeoGuessr co-founders Mikael Falgard and Daniel Antell are now among EYEBALLERS' owners.JW fleecing some rubes out of money
>>1284002Isn't that most esports orgs though?Like which ones have been profitable outside small ones selling players to bigger orgs?Only ones I can guess would be shit like C9 and Liquid who have a strong legacy across a lotta stuff and also have streamers and shit.
>>1284002>>1284004They're trying to be sweden's brand, given NiP is a bit.... eh
>>1284008What happened to Godsent?
>Our CS2 team gonna have around 2 months bootcamp @eNatBootcamp, and we would like to have opportunities to play some EU online tournament during now till 1st.July. Pls contact us if there are any place would like to invite us.
>>1283982tick-tock, d0nk
Why don't they make a separate channel for this?I don't wanna see this shit
astralis vs team liquidone of those games where you want both to win
No one wants monkeys to win.
>>1284107skullz is standing in until jks can replace him, trust cadian, trust the plan
>>1284114Even then liquid might be the most pathetic cs org to ever exist, bested only by g2.
>>1284107wtf man, of all the Brazilians how can you shit talk zews and skullz
>>1284123why not?
freya looking angelic as usual
>>1284139kys pedo
>>1284073our (fantasy) GOAT
louder than brazil LOL
the observing has been a disgrace this entire tournament
wtf? lol
>NAF is a cuckoldit's over
https://x.com/ozzny_cs2/status/1788921868679885302>type command>money stolen
sick retake from devve
insane flicks
what a disaster for Liquid
>We're gonna deagles
DUMBKINDAR
XAXAXAXAXAXANO NO, ASTRALIS IS BACK, TRUST ME
What's worse at tier 1?>mousewheel jump>forgetting armor>missing nades
>>1284181being stavn in an important game
I love the weak claps you get from those 20 people in attendanceIt's like watching a tennis match
>>1284176>we're gonna do it again
Liquid's gonna have nightmares about these deagle rounds
oh fuck off Liquid
i like the little golf crowd
the semis are gonna be so free for the winner of FaZe-Vita, both these teams are a level below
>>1284221You're wrongIf Vitality beats Faze, Astralis winsIf not, Faze wins
>>1284184Stavn is literally top-fragging
>a rough series for yekindarfeels like i hear that every match
>you are better than the others
>>1284246>female craving HWDno surprise
>>1284123>>1284124answer me monkey
>>1284123>of all the Brazilians how can you shit talk zews and skullzthey are brazilians
They finally didn't choke to a deagle buy
What the fuck was that from cadian?
Liquid the anti-clutch team on Overpass
>Staehr the support player
>>1284280so that's why I couldn't find my shirt
>>1284280i wanna see an HWD cum in her
Circumcision.That's gotta be the reason NA sucks ass
>>1284288people are starting to wake up to it thankfully
>>1284288But Israelis are some of the best riflers in the scene
>>1284291They've evolved for itAmericans have only been mutilating themselves for about 100 years
put 31 on Vitality
>spunj beefing with INS's mom for some reason
>>1284306why even bother messaging a guy if you dont have anything to say>I feel like somethings bad>Like what?>ask god or something idk.
>>1284308it's a boomer thing
>>1284306>>1284308putting spunj first makes it seem like he's the on that started it, when it's her being absolutely useless on the internet for no reason
>>1284306KWADB
>>1284311more like a woman thing >what's wrong?>nothing. *turns head away*
>>1284314yes i agree but like the way she wrote is peak boomer speak
Spunj is in a shit position because the world seems to expect him to be nice to a country's scene who is fucking garbage and gave nothing to himhe doesn't owe the country of Australia lip service for being one of the worst regions in the world at CS, and the only team that can be competitive disrespected his attempt to make them relevant to continue being a boy's clubhe's moved away from the country and left that part of him behind, he clearly cares less about his national pride so people should leave him the fuck alone about it
couldn't they move it to 19:00 fuckcan't even watch a proper movie until the game
>>1284315it's like when they ask if something is still for sale then say they don't have it lol
lol Spirit dodged another tournamentdudes are really 2 months in tier 1 and think they're hot shit, while a player like device with 4 majors doesn't mind playing it
>>1284326i thought their visas were denied
>>1284319that's a lot of definitive statements for you to make despite you not being spunj, australian, or relevant in cs at all
>>1284327it's an online tournament with a huge prize pool and some good teams https://www.hltv.org/events/7517/cct-global-finals-2024
>>1284328yeah, but I can read the room that its a sore spot for him at least
>>1284330they're unable to compete because there is a 500k LAN going on in Serbia at the same time you dipshit
>>1284331you're beyond retarded if you think he doesn't have national prideit's why he's kept going back to the well despite being burned
>>1284332Aurora and BetBoom are playing both the Serbian LAN and this online tournament
>>1284335cuz they are poor
>>1284330probably heading to dallas and practicing there
>>1284326thank you for keeping us up to date
>dev1ce has just played his 100th career map versus Liquid, he is 75-25 W/L all-time in maps versus the organization.
>>1284342donk fraud watch never sleeps
>just found out that astralis 2-0'd liquidwtf /magog/ i thought you said stabbi was going to get served poetic justice for ourguy cadian
>>1284010
>>1284319spunj has said like 500x that he wants to go back and coach an australian team. he doesn't have less national pride, he's just pragmatic about it
>>1284349liquid losing is also god's willastralis losing is also god's will, it's gonna happen next round
EUROS BOTTOMFRAG, GOD LAUGHSEUROS DOOM TEAMSTHANK GOD FOR DEAD EURO ENTRIES
>>1284359Swap Yekindar for EliGE, get jks for skullz and voila Liquid's good.
baiting estonian faggot ropz>Verification not required.
>>1284361>ropz surprises opponent and kills 2, Faze wins"WOW amazing lurk!">Faze loses"baiting estonian faggot ropz"
>>1284366wutFaZe only won a round because FlameZ whiffed a spray on frozen, ropz had nothing to do with it
those vitality faggots are so fucking ugly
>>1284369how would you feel if you skipped breakfast this morning?
apexs sprays are peak m4a1s moment
lmaoo get dunked
rapEX beats karrygan
>>1284375i skip breakfast every morning, unless a cup of coffee counts
Wish Vitality would be french again so I could cheer for them.Hate the current lineup.
>>1284382same, breakfast food is fucking nastay
>>1284382>>1284386non-white behaviour is so peculiar
damn whats the float on that bitch
>>1284386>breakfast food is fucking nastaywrong>food during breakfast time is fucking nastaycorrect
Holy hell le chevre is on
king of y-ACK
kek vitality dabbing on faze
do phased know they have a match today?
zywoo putting together a trailer for cs2 doing all the skill kills, blows open the smoke, gets a collat, sits in the molly
Prime s1mple still mogs but zywoo iis playing so good
WHAT THE FUCK IS ZYWOO SMOKING????>blind pen headshot at roundstart>double kill pen immediately afterwardsSometimes your opponent is having a really good day. Sometimes your opponent is going 17-2 by Round 9
>r09z
>>1284400apologize
br0ky thinks hes zywoo! ٩( ๑ ꇴ)۶
what a stomp
pros don't fake
ZywOo highlight reel half
Karrigan keeps making space but no one gets in with him to trade or something, flashes don't last forever guys, they keep getting in 2 seconds after he already went in, same happens with ropz, Faze is sleepingOh, that last round in the half>4v2? let's just peek one by one!retards
https://twitter.com/Complexity/status/1788977894267462054
NA CHADS
props to mezii for that last round
bro ropz lmao
wtf, apex totally miscalled thatjust go lower, why have Zywoo go up the fucking vent
someone nerf this zywoo fuck
I will blame Rain for pushing and dying in the first 10 seconds every round
>>1284424>pushing and dying in the first 10 seconds every roundjust like my teammates
Hon hon no more finals for you FaZe
Astralis beats this vitality team 2-0 btw
loldare I say... lmao?
>>1284428dunnoit's the same maps they played at the major where faze blew vitality out on nuke and vice versa on vertigo, could have some antistrats
Oh no...Surely Vitality won't choke after such an indomnitable performance right? Karrigan will lose 2-0?
vitality lost to faze in the major in Vertigocould be a comeback desu
cs needs a GSL style tournament
They finally crashed againTime for a break, Faze. You need it
>>1284437no they didn't dumbass
>>1284437they won Vertigo. they also won it the first time karrigan floated it on BLAST, and it was a total stomp.
how much of a placebo is 240+hz? surely there are huge diminishing returns not long after 165.
>see zywoo>run to other site>meet zywoo>die
>vertigoHere we go again
classic apex throw
ZywOo saw all the hype about donk and reminded us he's around
>>1284457>ZywOo saw all the hype about donk...3 months agoDonk is irrelevant
Based broky don't care about the bombHe just wants the duel
>>1284461unironically an idiotic playbut good on him for winning
Don't care what happens, already cashed out
>>1284460same maps over the last 3 months against top 20 teams
>>1284462Have you seen how he awps? "idiotic plays" is pretty much all he doesHe usually wins them, but zywoo and vitality is having a day
>>1284464OK? He hasn't attended a T1 tournament.
>>1284468>ee azz not played a tier van tournament since zee major>d'accord, c'est zywoo's premier, mais c'est completement different
>Bring me Solo and the wookie
>zywoo 18-8>vitality 4-7
>>1284471Keep crying Donk had a fluke tournament, good for him, but that was it.
>>1284477>Donk had a fluke tournamentwhich one are you referencing, kato or the major?
KARRIGOAT
>>1284476yeah...At least Faze takes turns to carry the team. Vitality usually crumbles without Woo. And sometimes WITH him
>>1284477>c'etait seulement le katowice!>le majeur? un travesty! pgl vole ITB, gamerlegion, meme apeks! sans des shitters, zywoo ne peut pas jouer! c'est juste, no?
Zywoo has insane stats but somehow plays a boring gameunironically the "I remember a Guardian flick" meme.
dude is literally smurfing against top 1 team in the world, look at this pistol round
le crash strike 2
>>1284487It's not s1mple, donk or broky entertaining, but you gotta appreciate how insanely precise his shots are
>>1284491I appreciate him just like I appreciated the old astralisExtremely good but just not fun to watch.I miss the era of flashy players like JW, KennyS, ScreaM, etc.
>>1284487He's had some crazy clutches. But he's just so clinical and rarely makes mistakes it looks "boring" I guess.
i have never seen a pro play with the m4 like that
i hate the m4 sound
Ropz woke up, now if only Rain and Frozen got to wake up too
>>1284505>A+ shirolmao
I actually watch these muted with music playing now lmao
>>1284511nice!
do not give clout to m*ui, k*ssad, r*chard or th*rindisgusting attention-seeking manchilds
heres your european entryfragger bro
>>1284515>*gay
>>1284511kek same
Holy crap tense round
so much about that round hurt
>>1284515thorin has unironically been right on almost everything for over a decade
>>1284523except msl
edging
AHHHHHHH
crisp
WITH JEWS YOU WIN
damn gotta find something else to do now
EDGING.COM
Hope Astralis destroys them
>>1284223still 100% certain about this, btw
>farce clan
So, who are the good guys?
>>1284539EligeBut Astralis will take the trophy
>let's leave A alone>no, do not push beyond stairs, even when they are not using utility on B>it has been an entire minute, but I know this is going to be a B push>let's send the weakest player to A, just in case>repeat this 4 times>lose the 4 rounds they stack B#1 team in the world everyone
>>1284539coL. That team needs a trophy.
>>1284539how is this even a question
>>1284539coldlplexity
since the beginning of the year i've been eager to see Vitality-Navi and Vitality-Spirit, when the fuck is it gonna happen already
>>1284347Rent is always free for donkgoat
>>1284460Donk always in your head, more than relevant TikTok brained faggot
>>1284579only zoomer tiktokfags latch onto donk because he's still a child.
>>1284581>I'm a retard and here's what I think
>>1284539I am gonna root for Complexity Kinda want NA to get tier 1 team because NA vs EU banter gotten boring due to EU domination.
>>1284581but zywoo is the least charismatic player of all time. people only like him because he's effective, and impotently nice
>>1284587And whats wrong about highest caliber professional acting like functional adult?
>>1284592>whats wrong about highest caliber professional acting like functional adultjesus, not even a modicum of effort to pretend you aren't a snail sucking frog?it's an entertainment product, I like being entertained, sue me
>>1284592>This much Zywoo glazingEither a frog or a kike
>>1284539everything we've seen so far looks like it's leading to another ZywOo-Elige showdown in the finali have some bad news for you coLbros...
>>1284597>>1284596>no actual reason givenI am gonna assume you are zoomer with goldfish memory spawn that needs constant brain stimulation.
>>1284598https://www.hltv.org/matches/2368036/vitality-vs-complexity-blast-premier-fall-final-2023no yekindar no choke
>>1284587I dislike Zywoo, but Donk has literally only had ONE tournament.People need to relax.Get_Right decimated people for two years when GO came out and no one considers him the GOAT.DONKfags need to calm down.
>>1284600>Y-you're the zoomie TikTok brained retard ok?!The kike seethes
CSGO GOAT list:>1. s1mple>2. Dev1ce >3. Coldzera>4. Niko>5. Olofmeister
>>1284602>has literally only had ONE tournamentkato or the major?
>>1284609betboom dacha last year
>>1284611
they are people who doubt donk? the eye test alone is enough to know this guy is special. there is no better aim, ever in the history of counter strike, he is above everybody else at rifling, he's the new heaton
>>1284621>he is above everybody else at rifling,Why did he lose in 1/8 then?I remember donk copers saying "FAZE VS SPIRIT WAS REAL FINAL" before NaVi decimated Faze in ACTUAL final.
>>1284624i thought they played 5v5
>>1284600>no actual reason givendo you watch any other sports?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au4w3_qBJpA>>1284602when'd I say he was the goat or that I'm a donkfag?I just won't stand for frogs talking shit because zywoo finally turned up for a 10 person studio lan, after disappearing at the two events people are actually gonna remember a year from nowdonk lost to faze at the major playoffs in 3 maps, with >50% more kills than the next person on his team, 1.51 impact in the series, topfragging every map, every teammate below 0.9 rating. zywoo lost to faze in 3 maps, topfrag on none of the maps, 1.02 impact.the council of frenchmen decided donk didn't show up for this event, but zywoo can't be criticized for it because it's recency bias or something. he's just the goat, ok?>>1284624>Why did he lose in 1/8 thensee?fuckin esl retards
>>1284624>Why did he lose in 1/8 then?because shit happens? this is at the end of the day a team sport, he's just the best at rifles
>>1284631>donkey boosts his stats against t2 teams in the group stage with all of his zigger teammates setting him up for every frag and disappears when it matters>goatwoo has a consistent track record against top teams and actually allows his teammates to shine along with him and shows up when it mattersWOOW
>>1284632>>1284631>>1284630cool excusesEnjoy your "Hello kitty invitational" Mvp reward donk fans, cause its last he will ever get.
>>1284635>disappears when it mattersthose include the 1/8ths though
>>1284637>get answer>don't like it>cryit's free
>>1284635I root for zywoo but it's obvious he's lacking many playoff major performances and cologne and katowice wins, I reckon he carries his teams far more than s1mple ever did (considering simple's teammates were often with a better rating than simple in semis and finals)
>>1284639>get hello kitty mvp>get hyped>lose in 1/8You have to pay for tickets back home thou.
>>1284635>when it mattersMAJOR?KATOWICE?NOOOOOOOGIVE ME EPL LAN IN A BASEMENT AGAINST BURNED OUT FAZE
>>1284643jej
>>1284642>katowice is hello kitty>doesn't know spirit is the richest esports org in counter strikealright zoomer, time for bed.
>>1284643EPLUTON
>>1284624>Why did he lose in 1/8 then?idk, he was far and away best on his team and second on the server, if spirit played anybody else he could've carried his team through the nerves.
imagine getting this rattled and btfo by some russian 17yo lmao
>>1284635these are two completely hypothetical statlines, I made them in excelimagine they're both playing the exact same team in playoffs. who would you say is carrying and showing up more in a difficult situation, the top guy or the bottom guy? remember, this is entirely hypothetical, a thought experiment, just want your feedback
>>1284650what was the stat about shiro? he got like 1 awp frag on vertigo or something
>>1284654shiro is an online merchant and needs some psych hypnosis or something to get over his stage fright
>>1284637>"Hello kitty invitational" Mvp reward donk fansI'm trying to find zywoo in this image, but all I see is mickey mouse blast mvpsare you telling me the greatest cs2 player didn't get an mvp at katowice or the major?
>>1284637>Hello kitty invitationalkek'd
>>1284659
>>1284665the gavel of mighty gamer legion
>>1284652Yeah that would be really patheticThank god it never happened
>>1284672>Thank god it never happenedthen why are we discussing a team that hasn't played in 40 days?there's a tournament playoff going on right now
>>1284665umm I think there's some confusion herethis event was a year ago, and vitality didn't play a single top 20 team. I have it on good authority from french sources that>>1284635>donkey boosts his stats against t2 teams in the group stage>goatwoo has a consistent track record against top teamsso where's his major win against top teams? his katowice? his cologne? this guy was the #1 player in the world for 3 years, #2 for 2 more (5 (cinq) years in total), and he doesn't have a single lan trophy or mvp at these events?
>>1284674>vitality have literally never won a real trophyholy shit i never noticed this LMAO
>>1284674>its vitality fault that top 20 teams lost to literal whosWhat kind of logic is that?
>>1284679>its vitality fault that top 20 teams lost to literal whoswhere'd you read that in his post? he asked where are vitality's trophies vs top 20 teams?
>>1284682vitality never played a top 20 team on lan
>>1284679but you guys told me this guy was a TOP performer against BIG teams when it REALLY COUNTShe's been, at worst, the second best player in the world for FIVE YEARS now, can you show me his trophy wins and mvps against big teams on the BIGGEST STAGES?I can show you a donk 1.93 rating final against faze, and the kid's been in t1 cs for like 3 months. it's not that hard. I'm honestly asking, where are the accomplishments?
>>1284684bruh, I don't know who's trolling who anymore
>>1284688the donk-obsessed frog is getting repeatedly BTFO because zywho doesn't show up when it matters.
>>1284682Thats exactly what i meantVitality won blast MAJOR, the fact that they DiDnT pLaY aNy ReAl TeAmS doenst change anything. They won against other team that defeated all their opponents (GL) in finals and raised trophy over their head.The Major title doesnt magically disappear just because you dont like vitality opponents.
>>1284689I'm the frog here and I rate donk, the donk hater is not french, he's too obsessed with hating russians
>>1284689Zywoo shows up to pick Major winner trophy.Donk shows up to pick flight tickets back to siberia.
>>1284686>I can show you a donk 1.93 rating final against faze, and the kid's been in t1 cs for like 3 months. it's not that hard.Can you show me donk rating in major semifinals?
>>1284690>Vitality won blast MAJOR, the fact that they DiDnT pLaY aNy ReAl TeAmS doenst change anythingactually it was the realest major of all time. it could have been a dreamhack summer oslo online cup, but that doesn't make it any less prestigious than the time navi beat every top team back to back to back without dropping a map, or the time faze beat that navi in a high-stakes thriller grand finalactually beating gamerlegion might be the best accomplishment of all time on lan, they should be SELEBRATED
>rating majors when they're being won by the outsiders, nu navi>rating katowice when they're being won by hooxi's G2 and spiritcome on guys, game's gone
>>1284698>>1284695>>1284690>deflection>deflection>deflectionwew, stick a fork in this one
>>1284698yes I c--wait no this is a ZYWOO rating in the semifinals of a majoridk why you guys harp on about the gamerlegion pineapple major, this is so much more impressive. that's almost the average impact rating of a t1 pro right there, he really puts the team on his back when you need him
>>1284705zywoo was poisoned
>>1284707>notorious choker AND a weak stomach
>>1284707every other team at paris was poisoned by perfidious frenchmenyou really never thought about they all disappeared, and only vitality made it through? or why furia cruised through the rio major until they faced heroic? (stavn and cadian didn't eat the local food, they subsisted solely on a diet of each other's semen)
>>1284705Lets compare this two EQUAL Titans stats in major semifinals.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>1284715 paris major was the only major with a strong anti cheat policy.
zero cultural impact
>>1284725everybody know zywoo, if that's not cultural impact then I don't know what it is.
>>1284717why don't we compare their performance against the same team, on the same stage, at the same event, with the same crowd, etc.I understand you guys are convinced playoff progression determines the quality of a team, because otherwise blowing out gamerlegion seems less impressive than beating an in-form faze, but this is gonna be much more convincing for most people, so bear with meI know you just look at the flag when a team wins, so kpr is kills per round, KAST is "did you get something done or survive," impact is how much you're contributing to your team winning with entries and multifrags, adr is average damage to enemies per round, and rating 2.0 is a metric that combines them all, you want all of those to be as high as possiblezywoo DOES do better at staying alive, shame about the other stuff
>>1284727he was sick
>>1284727Zywoo also does better at "getting further in major elimination stage"
>>1284727absolutely btfo
>>1284731oh I get it, sorry for taking so long to catch onbroky completely shits on zywoo, who couldn't even make the finalsbroky at chengdu: FINALSzywoo at chengdu: too afraid to show up (very donk-like)broky at copenhagen: FINALSzywoo at copenhagen: out in semis, to brokybroky at kato: FINALSzywoo at kato: out in LAST PLACE???both reached finals at blast fall and world finals, so that's a washbroky at CAC: FINALSzywoo: afraid to show upbroky at iem sydney: FINALSzywoo at iem sydney: out in last placeit took me a while, but I really understand now. zywoo's not the goat, donk's not the goat, broky is. thanks for bearing with me while I figured it out
>>1284731crazy that donk has more trophies than him though
>broky fanboypack it up boys
>>1284743don't try too hard to understand it anon, you'll hurt your head
>>1284741My collection of 20 Mickey Mouse watches > Some guy collection of 19 Rolex watches>>1284739>Wall of text answer to a single line postI accept your concession
>>1284747>>1284743zywoo in shambles
>>1284747>Wall of textyou can get help anon, you don't need to be illiterate any longer. there are programs and books that will teach you english, you can start with those and then take a logic class (apparently missing in the french curriculum). YOU ARE NOT ALONEvous pouvez obtenir de l'aide anon, vous n'avez plus besoin d'être analphabète. il existe des programmes et des livres qui vous apprendront l'anglais, vous pouvez commencer par ceux-là puis suivre un cours de logique (apparemment manquant dans le programme français). TU N'ES PAS SEUL
>>1284757
>>1284757cringe
what is it that makes him the unequivocal inarguable goat of cs2 [via advancement through playoff stages]?it's impressive to keep up this kind of form despite the change in coaching
>>1284762latvian genetics
>>1284762he whiffs too many easy shots
>>1284757>vous pouvez obtenir de l'aide anon, vous n'avez plus besoin d'être analphabète. il existe des programmes et des livres qui vous apprendront l'anglais, vous pouvez commencer par ceux-là puis suivre un cours de logique (apparemment manquant dans le programme français). TU N'ES PAS SEULThis literally makes no sense, i bet you are zigger that used google (yandex) translate.
>>1284766no dude we all speak fluent frog here, you're wrong
>>1284766it's gramatically correct except for the TU instead of VOUS in the last sentence. anyway such post can only come from a schizo.
>>1284766>i bet you are ziggerplease, it hurts me to see you scrabbling at the english language, desperate to convey an idea. it doesn't have to be this ways'il vous plaît, ça me fait mal de vous voir essayer la langue anglaise, désespéré de transmettre une idée. ça ne doit pas nécessairement être comme ça
>>1284770>such post can only come from a schizois it schizo to ask a frenchman to stand by his own arguments and consider the reasons he's making them, to want intellectual honesty and sincerity?
>>1284773>maybe one trophy is all i need
>>12847751>0
>>1284777this is true, but simple has many trophies.
>>1284774he's not french.
>>1284779realistically, is s1mple the goat for this "not losing in the semifinals" run? does zywoo have anything even halfway comparable?
>>1284779simple also has a whooping 85 adr in 2024
>>1284787>putin cancelled the navi erai hate him for this more than anything desu
>>1284787where did you get this stats?
>>1284690- They were at home in Paris with every venue filled with their fans- Zywoo, magisk, dupreeh all in top tier form- Easy/shit teams the entire tournamentIt was a free major for them whether you think its a feat or not lmao. You could put any tier 2-3 team in these conditions and they'd reach the final. There is a reason they haven't done jack shit since last year.>>1284790Putin didn't cancel anything, NAVI was carried by Simple for a long time and the guy eventually got busy fucking hookers and getting wasted in Dubai and lost his edge in esports. Now he's trying to come back with a new project assuming NAVI just wants to sell him and cash in before he loses his value from lack of playing time.They did win a major without him but given the situation with JL carrying them through playoffs along with no name teams being present, big ones not even qualified and many top teams struggling with their CS2 transition it wasn't surprising.
>>1284792HLTV
>>1284811s1mple fell off a little, elec fell off a little more, but they weren't anywhere close to washedtheir last event before whore-gate was a major final against faze in good form, they deserved a chance to get it together the same way astralis did
>>1284822Simple is notorious for making good come backs even before NAVI, so its obvious he has a good chance to hit top tier performance again, just not with NAVI.I suspect its more of a mutual agreement, they want to stop relying too much on him and build up on whatever that major win was and he wants a new project to work on.You put the guy with aa young talent like Donk, Monesy for AWP since he doesn't want to be an AWPer as much as before, and he can win back to back tournaments. He won't go to Spirit for obvious reasons, Virtus Pro is not an option because their slow playstyle will never fit him plus they're in Russia, and Falcon was a shit show all around and the proof that you can't build a good team just by shotgunning millions at players.My guess is Faze, Liquid, Heroic, Cloud9 especially could pick him up.
>>1284822>a whooping 1.44 k/d rating player is GoatI didnt follow cs during s1mple era, but whats the deal? Get_right had literally 3.0 kda during his era, astralis players had 2,0.Whats so special about s1mple 1.44
>>1284846Maybe go look at the games.
>>1284850Maybe i willMaybe i wontMaybe go fuck yourself and stop being a dick
>>1284859Somebodies cwanky
ZywOo and donk are proving rating 2.0 is broken for CS2, they need to introduce rating 3.0
rws
rws literally kept the na scene shit for so long
>>1284897kys again clive
>>1284846>Get_right had literally 3.0 kda during his era, astralis players had 2,0they what? this should not pass the smell test for you2013 gtr: 1.49 k/d2014 gtr: 1.20 k/d2018 dev1ce: 1.32 k/d (team high and personal career high)2018 s1mple: 1.49 k/d2021 s1mple: 1.45 k/dthis was gtr-tier+ domination of an established scene. #1 in rating, dpr, kpr, multikills, and impact, #2 in kast (to someone baiting harder than jame) and opening kpr (to yekindar when he was a god). every big trophy in dominant fashion, as the #1 team they beat hltv #2-6 at the major without dropping a map
>>1284846He was decisive and won when it mattered the most. For example Niko having world class stats still doesn't make him decisive enough to win when it matters.From clutches to largely unfavorable scenarios he still managed to come out ahead which is what made his reputation at the time. You don't see this often today even with players that have crazy ratings.
>>1284880Rating just shows the player's quality as an individual. But if they are spergs who can't have good chemistry (Not the case with Zywoo or Donk) or have absolute dog shit team mates (Monesy and Niko being stuck with fucking Nexa and Hooxi for example) then good rating won't mean shit.
>>1284923i was kidding a bit, but it looks broken compared to before. 1.30 used to be god tier rating only achievable by ZywOo and s1mple. now ZywOo has 1.45 while a frauding Niko has 1.20, things don't seem right.
>>1284923he's right but zywoo and donk are the worst exampleshltv needs to factor in the quality of a buy vs an opponent's buy, and value %surviving less. this has been obvious for years, they kept having to bump blamef way down the top 20 lists but could only point to lack of team success because he was farming antiecos like a motherfuckerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mP1djY3VUQ
>>1284934>apex is a fraud>m0nesy gets ethical fragsno surprise
looking forward to mouz v astralisi think device is the next legendary IGL and suihy and his boys will choke again
>>>/int/197125718
>>1284976>inb4 shitskin pajeets ruined the game and sheeitits just me, one indian guy
>>1285114It's alright man, we stan God's Reign in this thread
>Complexity have announced details for the NA Revival Cup, an online event co-hosted with Mythic after Jason Lake's NA Revival LAN was postponed to after IEM Dallas 2024. The NA Revival Cup, which will run in a format similar to previous Mythic Cups, will run from May 16th-18th and feature a $5k prizepool.based jlakeI Will Be There
I see that the frog kike nigger got absolutely btfo. I thank everyone in his thread for wrecking that faggot
>>1285120We love Jason Lake here
QRD on Jason Lakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIRcyaAtghA
Don't care about the tournament, just glad the monkeys are out.
about time
How much is ESL paying Chinese people to show up at these events? I doubt any Chinese would freely travel to Malta to see EPL.
Care to guess when the last time Astralis played in a big final was?It all depends on your definition, but counting online COVID tournaments they last played a top event grand final at the BLAST Premier Global Final in early 2021.
FlameZ is so cute and funny that he singlehandedly made my antisemitism disappear. Then I see Spinx and it all comes rushing back.
>exposes glaive>stumps Karrigan>breaks Liquid>humbles Zywoo>doesn't even drop a single map in the processKneel for your new god.
>>1285415bit early to say humbles zywoo
>>1285415>saves kevlar after getting btfo in the pistol roundi see where this one is going
>>1285417I'm clairvoyant
>>1285419when will device get involved in the game? he's 0-0-0
>>1285419zywoo only gets humbled if he plays below his standard level for some reason, like he was sick that one tournament
>zywoo farming pistol kills alreadyOh boy, here comes another 2.00 ratingTime for him to go missing until the next eco round.Truly a world class player.
ZywOopeek
>>1285423he plays like he has wh and aimhack
4 rounds with 1 kill on Astralis
16-0
>>1285426Zywoo 10-1 with 1 kill on a player with a rifle
AAIIEEEE APEX WHY AREN'T ZEY ECOING MON AMI??
>>1285428jinxed
>>1285431talking about stavn's scoreline
>astralis gets a kill>*clap clap clap*
>>1285438me on the right
So, why do some teams like running double awp as CT on Mirage if window is always going to be smoked by T's?
Astralis countering back with consecutive clean rounds of their own
>>1285442faze had that one round where every navi member died to awp holding an angleGuess it works when the team is playing a certain way like not doing a site exe with mac 10
>>1285442The casters mentioned this. You do it when nothing else is working. The standard is obviously 4 rifles 1 AWP. That doesn't work, so you try something else within 4 rifles/1 AWP. That doesn't work, so you try again. Eventually you're going to run out of things to try and the only thing left will be trying double AWP.
200 IQ Jewish brain not enough
>buy pistols>win
c'est fini...
Astralis train keeps rolling
zywoo like 6 kills after first 3 rounds
uhhhh bros??
subscribe to my telegram
>>12854705 good players > 1 good player
hahaha death to Israel
astralis is backits over
FRAUDWATCH: Zywoo already had 10 kills by the time Astralis had their first full buy round, farming kills against pistols and MP9s.He proceeded to finish the game with just 18 kills despite the relatively close 9-13 scoreline.
>astralis is backthe nightmare never ends
>>1285474more like death to britain and france
>>1285482That’s what I said
zywoo was on 9 after the first 4 rounds, and apex was on 0after that, he got another 9 kills. and apex got 8 killshad to go into the vod to see how bad it was
>>1285482No, kike. Jews belong in the furnace
>>1285485Meanwhile it took Device (my GOAT) 5 rounds to get his first kill and then finished 18-6.
WHAT a performance from aPEX, 10 desk slam, 5 standing to abuse the other team when doing nothing, 5 malding closeups, 2 crying moments on camera and to top it all off 4 kills in the opening half. Truly GOATed status
not only is device based and goated, but he is calling entertaining as fuck games, even though he said Jame is his inspiration
post your balance
This crowd sounds like the miis in Wii sports bowling.
shitality toggling walls again
>>1285494is the max amount you can bet still 250k?
>>1285494im a youtube boomer
for me it's jabbi's posturefucking goblin
>>1285503He's such an interesting creature. He looks like a baby bird.
Why do teams usually win eco rounds 50% of the time.
Astralis has gotten away with so many pistol forcebuys this playoffs
>>1285507run and gun is really powerful in cs2 whereas spraying feels dogshit
zywoo blatantly toggling NO ONE has that kind of timing
lolNo smoking in the booth
surprised by stavn lack of disappearance today
>>1285518He did a podcast with Ynk, Moses, and Spunj and had to get up after like an hour of talkin to go have a cigarette.
>>1285519buddy got his nicotine fix
>>1285520>eurosmells still smokelmao
>>1285525we have free healthcare so we just go to the hospital and get treated :)
>>1285525Smoking/vaping/chewing anything is fucking retarded. If you need some sort of stimulant just stick to coffee.
ewww whats that smell... must be a smoker around
>>1285533Nah. Coffee is fine for the first half of the day. Nicotine is amazing all day.I do feel like a fag for vaping tho... but I just couldn't stand the smell and smoker's lung
AAIIEEEE SAVE ME ZYWOO
>>1285525americans smoke fent instead
>>1285538no we pop addies
>kill zywoo = win roundWhat's Vitality gonna do when he needs a bypass operation?
Now that is the playoffs choker stavn
>>1285549jks will stand in and carry them to a major
>>1285519there we are
kek wtf
apex???
JABBI MY GOAT
apex is a liability
Huge choke from apEX
Not so fast Vitakeks
>>1285559actually hilarious position device was inalso hilarious that astralis won that round
>that Vitality self molly on rampThey're messing up
FUCK YEAHOT!!!
JABBI DOES WHAT ZYWON'T
my god they are so shit but they keep getting bailed out by sheer luck
>>1285564>gets exposed round after roundlol
RAPEX ARE YOU KIDDING ME
apEX hero play
>Astralis loses a mapera over
>>1285588they had a good run
>ESL parodying their own annoying adskino
>>1285597who keeps the stream going between matches anyway
>>1285600I don't even switch tabs, I watched every ad with sound on.
>>1285600me, too lazy to switch or remove the headset
it's over GG
why is pain vs bestia a star match?Also why is some argentinian team named after "hestia is bestia" meme
FinallyI missed apex's sour face so much yesterday against FazeReally lightens my mood
>>1285617if you mouse over the match it tells you
Yeah it's fucking GGapEX calling is ASSThe jews are throwing for shekels and the brit is an insider fraud to destroy French CS I hate apEX being a monkey but what I hate more with every fiber of my being is this version of Astr*lis
>Vitality so shocked they managed to take a map off Astralis that they forgot the match wasn't over yet
spinx you pussy ass bitch
>br0 earning his sportnice
>>1285625nevermind
>>1285621its always weird to see some Americas team that plays absolute shitters 90% of the time is top 20 somehow
>>1285625>going for the same strat againHe might not be a pussy bitch, but he sure is a retard
>euros still coping kwab
complexiti cuckitini
Next teams that should lose their ESL partnerships after EG should be Fnatic, NiP, Furia, and BIG.>Fnatic EU mix with 0 effort put into building the roster. The last time Fnatic seemed serious about having a competitive roster was when they had Smooya and Mezii. It's debatable if they would be considered a t1 team if not for the brand. >NiP Actually looked like a top team when they signed Dev1ce, then when that didn't worked they cycled out all the Swedes until they became another EU mix. Same problem as Fnatic, 0 effort into team building and just living off the brand.>Furia Spend 800k to get Fallen even though everyone and their mother knows he's washed. They still haven't fixed any of their problems for the last 5 years, which is they rely totally on aggro and Kscerato is the only good player (who's gradually declining). >BigLast successful came back in 2020. Pretty much all anyone has to say since then is "Tabsen is wasting his life on this team".
>be xtqzzz>never do timeouts when your team is getting btfo>your team finally wins a round>ask for a time out>lose the following round
>>1285641except this didn't happen and Vitality won 6 in a rowfaggot
Zywoo haters get utterly btfo because its obvious that he carries Vitality harder then M0nesy carries G2
ZYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
has zywoo been losing weight? looking fit & fresh
jesus dudes, you had the bomb
>zywoo aceHaters btfo once againEat shit
>>1285646it happens a lot to be fair
So what does he do?
>>1285662Lights up victory menora candles
>>1285653this is a myth. s1mple was very often carried, he is like 20% of the time with a better rating than his teammates in finals
>>1285662plays palace t side mirage and sits behind smoke for 1:40
goatbbi
seeing astralis in the final is more interesting than zywoo show
>>1285662CLUTCH CHAD
crumpets clutch
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
die devicefucking die
Cuckvicebros...
>>1285662keeps HeavyGod on OG
>>1285699flamez heavygod swap when
Haters btfoAsstralis dogs, know your place
astralis still looking pretty good. kinda nuts how device igl is putting them way above what blamef was doing
uh oh donksisters...
Spirit you fucking dogs let the skinny fag donk play more tournaments you sick fucks.I want to see him go apeshit over FaZe, Vitality and Astralis
classic stavn
>>1285710Cant do that, he already started building heavy adderall tolerance, need to save him for chink major (God help us its our last chance)
>jabbi's become a monitor puncher due to device's influence
>>1285710lol, Spirit got exposed after 1 event. The entire reason they're dodging these tournaments is to limit the amount of material other teams have on them before A and S tier tournaments.
literal goat
>>1285710it's actually a soft ban, they got caught cheating.
>>1285706This is exactly what happened when Blamef was first put to the team, a honeymoon run that put everyone to overexpect. These snakes will be back to irrelevancy in the coming months
WTF
>>1285724b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but he never played vs good teams
My hyperborean queen
>>1285724And he got elevated to this from smashing FaZe of all teams
>>1285729women in hyperborean would not be malnourished
freya is absolutely stunning todayi wonder what her feet smell like in those pantyhose
>>1285731kys fat fetishist
>architect memes evolved in actual fat fetishistsDisgusting
>>1285745you need to have like guaranteed 24/7 access to keto food to maintain that figure and not pose yourself to risk of malnouritionalso women need certain amount of fat because lots of hormones are stored in fat and being underweight impacts many things
>>1285662>what does he dobrown women
>>1285719this is what i thought as well
>>1285722>a honeymoon run that put everyone to overexpect>>1285720wtf I apologize to the frog, you aren't french
would coL have a chance in bo5 against Vitality?
which one of the Big Four will clinch top 1
gl col
>>1285764Probably m0nesy, he looks most stable out of those 4, always delivers
>>1285764polska gurom no cap
>HLTV: ZywOo carries Vitality againhaters btfo
I've seen enoughthe age of eu cs is over
zywoo hard carrying, donk hard carryingThink simple had an ego issue with playing past his era during better players that made him take a pause?
fuck
>>1285776I think s1mple absorbed so much cocaine and fucked so many hookers that he just stopped giving shit about anything and just wants to become Influencer now.
i'm not an expert on current NA CS but seeing Elige tilt after 4 rounds doesn't exactly spell good news
sick wallbang
>>1285758Frog here, told you. We french are not haters. Well we only hate ourselves, It had to be an Ukrainian . Nevermind I think I got your reply wrong nevermind I'm drunk
Good recovery from coL. The whole team contributing.
>>1285795kys
>>1285758>wtf I apologize to the frog, you aren't french>only frenchies like ZywooWhat kind of stupid logic is that. Zywoo is one of best players of current generation and doesnt act like a sperg. He is cool dude.
>>1285724Small event, low pressure. Thorin was right
>>1285801>Zywoo is one of best players of current generation>He is cool dudeI mean you clearly aren't anglosphere, nordic, etc.
>>1285754Dream life, imagine eating her brown pussy, what is she? Welsh?
AhemUSA
>>1285814Everyone knows its gonna be 1:0 ->1:1 ->1:2 mouz win.Nobody cares
this golf clapping crowd is hilarious
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Backbreaking eco
>>1285818comfy
israel kwab
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Good shit coL. Clean CS.
>>1285822>>1285832>>1285814
All of CoL in three letters:U SA(hallzerk is Nebraskan not Norweigan)
>>1285837>hallzerk is Nebraskan not Norweiganmighty queer folk, them nebraskans
hallzerk's got quite dark features for a Norwegian. Almost looks Polish when he's got the moustache.
>>1285837>>1285833>>1285832lmao, na losers get ready for 1:2 mouz
>>1285841cope Mouz will get worked on nuke just like navi
>>1285841>na losersis this your first time watching cs? this isn't a halftime, col won that map and mouz are the losers
>>1285822>>1285832>>1285837USA USA USAHonestly though even if they win this I think they're going to get btfo by astralis
>>1285851based oblivious "no col=no watch" usAnon
>>1285853>vitality won wtf lol maybe there's a chance
What is this effect called?
lmao
>>1285855wow
>>1285855it's called the rest of the world doesn't have good fast foodit's like the aztecs getting exposed to old world diseases
CHADPLEXITY
DAS MORE LIKE ITNA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
das more like it
GOATLIGE
BALD EGOAT
EliGE two big rounds
nt
ahhhhh I thought the days of elige chokes were over
>>1285855Manifest Destiny
what do they see in the ump
coL fumbling so many close rounds near the end.
what a throw on last round by comply
The only reason I'm a fan of Complexity over Liquid as a burger is because Complexity doesn't have any asians.
It’s no mistake that Col clears liquidshit since they have three Americans while shitquid diarrhea has two canadians
>>1285862french here, wish mexican fast food had a foothold here
gg go next fast
That postplant went so terribly wrong
My nigga just zerked off all over Mouz
Huge clutch
my obese goat
bros...
Damn torzsi
https://youtu.be/6xo-XWEldL0?t=2
too many sharts >>1285897
col in 3
>>1285438>complexity loses map>*clap clap clap*
>Ancient map 3
is this trueyuros charge for ketchup?
CoLbros... I'm scared
>>1285914In the UK a lot of chip and burger shops keep sauce packets behind the counter and charge extra for them because the usual suspects ruined it for everyone else.
I've seen enough, gz col
>>1285923He’s powering up
mirrabros worldwide
siuhy says no to coL
>>1285862>good fast food>fast food>good
floppy more like flaccid
ct sided map with something special cooked up, surely
NO ONE 9-3'S COMPLEXITY
Am I the only one enjoying those ESL break musics?
fuck mewe had a good run
ovari da
Good run coL.
>>1285948ding dingdingding dingdingding dingdingddd ding dingding
HOW MUCH MORE MUST MY NIGGA JONATHAN DO
>expected 1-2Not even gonna type anything to NA trash, you got this far by mistake and luck
>elige will retire without winning anythingkek
elige bros......
ripI liked last year's version, made a finals and there was a crowd. maybe we'll get that again in 2025's glimmer of hope run
who couldve guessed from the past results
>nyooooo you HAVE to support our soulless orc mix>hehe take that na cucks
>>1285967It's fucking over.
>>1285966he won many trophies
>>1285965damn bro which country are you from
I'm sad for my countrymen but god I love listening to Finnish accents so much.
>>1285969>CoL map pool
>>1285974russia, what does it change?
>>1285966
>>1285966>I started watching CS last year
>>1285978>2019>elige hairline is already nonexistinggrim
>>1285977>changenothing, but I guess it explains why you're so butthurt
>>1285981No that's Elige
so who's winning tomorrow
>>1286011Don't careI kinda knew Faze would break down after playing tournaments non-stop for 2024, so I was rooting for dev1ce and eligeNot even sure I'm gonna watch the final
>>1285436jej
>>1286011I dont think mouz are particularly poorly matched with vitalinea. They played each other over half a year ago so no recent data.Zywoo can dominate but mouz can also reduce his impact with good teamplay and solid players at every part of the map
>>1286011who cars
https://www.hltv.org/events/7825/matchesget in here
>>1286011not asstralis
>>1285719Exposed that their first major together they almost won against the number 1 team in the world?(in form as well)Fuck off faggot
>>1285983Complexity got lucky, Mouz exposed them, they can't lifegame out of that kek
>>1284923donk at Kato 1.70ZywOo at RMR 1.71ZywOo at EPL 1.70 (currently)we are hitting values which were previously unthinkable, three times already in 2024. are these two the best players ever?
>>1286116We'll have to seen them go head to head to decide the #1
>no anubis or ancient in final;_;
mythic taking a map off nouns?are they fucking around or something
>>1286090lucky that they played a trash team like vp>>1286166isn't paladin indian or british or something
>>1284229ha
>>1286116>ZywOo at RMRlol
>cant gift prime to your alt accountsits okay. i already have like 10 accounts
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1AFK-kxljHM>get into autistic taxonomy argument online over a made up term from the nba>make one-take 30 minute video polemic trawling liqupedia and contemporary commentary as a rebuttalmy goat, 3fartsphilip could never
>>1286184Complexity 1 major VP 5 majors
This will be a 5 map banger with 1 overtime minimum for every map , Zywoo will be 2 rating and 200 kills and still lose because the rest of his team is complete dogshit
>>1286661based Dreamhack Malmo 2019 watcher
today is probably the last overpass we'll see in years ;______;
>BLEED sign nawwk and jkaemkassad is cooking
>>1286711oh fugg DDDDDD:
Kassad won. Apologize.
>mouz vs complexity*yawn*
he's back
Who wins?
>>1286744why did he do a simple for a while
>from 3DMmaxI think ynk's got this
>>1286799OG was really shit
>>1286812(still is, but it used to be too)
I'm still not finished with my sjokz goon sesh and the game is about to start
Why is this finale not in front of a big crowd?
oh thank fuck it's bo5
>>1286831What are you talking about? Half of Malta's population is huddled together in that crowd
>no Anubis>no Ancient>Vertigo only if shit hits the fanKINO LEVELS OFF THE CHARTS
>>1286832well okay the matches themselves are faster but I dont think bo5 gives you better cs than bo3
>>1286834>overpass 4thWe might actually not even see overpass today
>>1286835stfu retard it's the grand finale, it should be a bo5
i literally do not give a fuck about these boring international mix teams
>>1286838yeah so we get fantastic maps like inferno in the mix
>>1286842that's a problem with cs2, not with the format
>old inferno
>Vitality lose pistol>Zywoo doesn't get 3 free rounds of stat paddingc'est fini...
>>1286846we get it nigga, you're retarded
What's so special about Mouz? None of them have main character vibes.
I think I might like Mouz more if they weren't all so ugly and awkwardJust give me a single player that I can stand to look at and listen to for more than 10 seconds
>>1286855Jimpphat has fat bastard who cucks the MC vibes
>>1286858siuhy, torzi, and xertion are all extremely social. I don't know how you could call them "awkward", they're clearly not and love the attention. Brollan might actually be autistic and jimpphat is finnish.
faze eliminated so mouz will 3-0 this im just watching to see zywoo's deaths and missed shots
>>1286860Face wise yes but he's not fat enough.
>shit casters>shit crowd>shit maps>shit teamswake me up when it's over
>>1286865>siuhy, torzi, and xertion are all extremely socialBut they're ugly. Maybe torzi and xertion aren't awkward, but their english grates my earssiuhy is fine, but I get distracted by his weird features and zoomer hair
>spam banana>get kill through smoke>win
>>1286868When I'm wiser and I'm older
Bet all these shitters complaining about infy love d2 and vertigo.
>best of 5maybe i just got old bros...
apEX fears the Polish zoomer IGL
>zywoo shows up; beats better team>zywoo doesn't show up; lose to worse team
>>1286855What about mr "eternal mewing"?>>1286858The ugliness is understandable, it's a nerd sport and most nerds are ugly as fuck, but this is one of my favorite "no looks, zero charisma, all skill" teams
>>1286879>play good >win>play bad>losewoah...
This Mouz roster might be a better team but they'll never be as soulful as Karrigan, Woxic, Ropz, Frozen and ChrisJ Mouz.
>>1286873love me d2love me miragelove me infernolove me trainrest of nu-cs maps dont exist
nothings wrong with cs2, its just a coincidence that players like apeks and karrigan who were at the tail end of their mechanical washedness in csgo can suddenly have regular life games running it down mid
>>1286883Name a team that relies more on a single player than VitalityAt least G2 relies on two players
>>1286722based gassad
>>1286889navi and simple
>>1286889You lost Niko
>does nothing
>>1286886It's the new smokes, players can't set up oneways to punish mid aggression anymore
wow what a call by apex truly he does it again
>>1286901the peeks are fucked too though, its like the players never know what to expect
>>1286897>wins major without himlel
vitality? more like shitality amirite???????????????????????????????????
where's that dumbass who was saying zywoo > donk vs good teams LMAO
Are they just fucking trolling? lol
they are taking a free timeout, surprised players never bothered to try doing a song live on the bells until now though
Mouz taking an eco round as a timeout
>>1286889g2 lol. 3 shitters>1.5, vitality has two 1.15+ players plus zywoo, they just randomly fall offalmost 6 years now of "zywoo just needs better teammates," even after they bought out half of astralis and then three teams' star players back to back to back
If this goes to OT I am skipping the next maps
>>1286927why
>>1286931Just too much time to be watching cs2 players trade rounds back and forth
Say goodbye to ZywOo's 1.70 rating at EPL
>>1286937and hello Zywoo's 1.71 rating at EPL
How hard do you guys think apex is bitch slapping zywoo right now?
god bo5 is so fucking boringjust make it a bo1 not like esl 'pro' league is important
>>1286940fr lil bro bro boring ahhh format they finna add some subway surfer in corner or somethin sheeesh I aint watchin allat you feel me?
Is it true the tournament MVP gets to have Freya for 5 hours, no questions asked? Is that why Xertion is overperforming?
it's beginning to look a lot like christmaseverywhere you go
>>1286944I don't understand how he's visibly lost so much weight but still looks fat, yet at the same time he's still more or less the exact same size.
>>1286947he got older
>>1286941but you're a phoneposter
is the final still going?i closed the stream because of how fucking boring this shit is
watch zywoo eco cobra now
>>1286961They decided to just play team deathmatch and arms race
>>1286963no that was me, I decided to play tdm and arms race
>>1286961yeah its a bit pointless to have eumix vs eumix games, its not like winning has any big implications for anyoneYou cant cheer for americans, monkeys or russians to lose so thats lame.
>>1286971for me its boring because any player can perform at any level at any time, for you its boring because you can't racebait on the cs2 thread, we are not the same
>>1286972>any player can perform at any level at any timeas opposed to?
>>1286974having expectations of player performance that are on average with occasional outliers instead of "wonder who will have a lifegame today, lets check the reddit front page"
>>1286975uhhh
>>1286977big if true buddy
>>1286974I think he means mouz is universally mid-goodno superstars, no ability to consistently guess hltv rating order in a match, and no real personality
>>1286979So being able to say "If we only kick [support player with poor stats] our team will win" after the team loses is key to enjoying cs.
S1mple could hit that
It's crazy how shit NiP were that Brollan was widely considered a wasted talented who would never reach his true potential while he was on that team. Makes you wonder what REZ could achieve if he left, or maybe why he's choosing to stay.
>>1286983from what I recall from aleksib interview he said people in nip were chronically in wrong roles or something
okay vitality is retarded
vitality are getting very exposed
>>1286985that was a dumb call going 3 CT into an awp without flash or anything
Vit isn't shit without ZywOo going mad
that xertion 1v3 is actually insanehow smart is he
oh fuck of mezzi
>>1286989Ashkenazi genius genes in play
>they removed the "best in the game"
-mezzi
This team can't do shit without Zywoo going giganigga mode and smurfing against T1 players. The jews aren't carrying any weight and mezzi and apex are both dogshit.
torzsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Zywoo sistersIt wasnt supposed to go like thisWe were supposed to be fans of best playerDont tell me Donk fans are better then us?
>>1286947Thats what losing weight without actually lifting does to you.Under all that fat he had 0 muscles, that zero is just more visable now
if mouz lose because 2 guys couldnt get 1 hit in thatd be lame
why is this so amateur lol
why do food places open so late
God this fucking sucks. I miss prime Astralis or NaVi with s1mple. This is just ugly CS.
Can't believe this is the Vitality that destroyed FaZe and beat Astralis. Mouz are making them look far inferior and are only slipping because of overconfident rounds.
oh my god hes a flywoo
>>1287013I dont miss NaVi S1mple era at allAll tournaments were one sided. Dont understand who can miss this snoothfest.
Well, will we see a reverse sweep by Vitality? Or have they completely given up?
>>1287013>3 seasons agoWe had no idea how good we had it back then.https://www.hltv.org/matches/2358335/liquid-vs-vitality-esl-pro-league-season-16
why are these individuals needed in the studiothey're not even analyzing the map
>>1287019VGH, back when YEKINDAR was an actual threat
>>1287022Yekindar before he decided he was fit to be an IGL and took over the team.
>>1287020because it's fun you whiny little bitch
casters post here confirmed
>>1287036Well there is pretty much an instant response every time someone says the casting sucks...
there are no good cs casters. nada. zero.
>>1287039sorry forgot to add, other than lucy of course
Utter annihilation.
>>1287040
faze would have won this final
that jimmphat teamflash spinx kill sure says a lot about society
lmao Spinx
i guess mouz dumpstered them
>get team flashed>get shot down -99 HP from an off angle above you>instantly lock onto Spinx's headJimi... I'm scared by that round 7. What do they put in the water in Finland?
kek siuhy just right eye crabwalks into an angle and gets the instant headshot
if i had a dollar for everytime apex planted this stupid shit on b nuke after his whole team died id have like 17 dollars
ZywOo blew all his skill in the last two series
vitality might've made a slight strategic mistake by starting inferno and nuke on T side
>>1287057no strategy will make these bots shoot heads on the server, lad.
>>1287045So would AstralisHell, even G2 on a good day could beat Vitality without zywoo popping off
1 Israeli rifler > 2 Israeli riflers
Some MF on HLTV called suihy the cart titan KEEK My fucking sides
>>1287057you don't get to pick both the map and the side, the other team picks the starting side
>>1287067so dont pick inf and nukeyou play 5 maps anyway
>zywoo gets a killtime to walk into the lobby lurkers crosshair!
This is so fucking onesided
I do enjoy watching vitality lose
>>1287068or maybe don't comment on pro teams map pool when you don't even understand how the fucking pick and ban phase works
Absolutely every sane CS fan who wishes well for the CS esports will not argue with me on thisMOUZ is the viewership killer, no one cares about this guys if they win or lose. Teams like MOUZ and GL are literally who? and them making playoffs only hurts the scene more. Riot's doing numbers with their system. If we let these rat orgs make playoffs then CS is gg I'd rather have fucking EG and NiP in the finals than this soulless corpo org in playoffs or in the grand finals
>>1287072what
Mouz are EPL farmers
>>1287073>a team that defeated all their opponents doesnt deserve to be in finals because.....>BECAUSE I SAID SO, OK?Lmao kill yourself
>>1287073>MOUZ is the viewership killer, no one cares about this guys if they win or loseDoesn't matter. People care about Vitality losing
>>1287073>I'd rather have fucking EG and NiP in the finalskill yourself. just do it.
>>1287079>>1287082they deserve to win alright, they're insanely good. But literally no one cares. MOUZ as an org has 0 clout or hype behind thembarely 10 fucking fans in the crowd, and the ones in the crowd who are their fans are MOUZ staff. say a loteven a meme NA team making the finals and lost 3 maps 13-0 would've been entertaining that this snoozefest
seething frog lol
I miss ChrisJ era mousesports
>xertioN giving brohugs to Vitality's Israeli players
goes to show why you shouldnt do bo5 finals
>does nothing at major>does nothing at katowice>stomps everyone at EPLliteral EPL merchants. Wtf is their problem?
>>1287087> a fucking antivaxxer baldfag was the most entertaining MOUZ player everlolthe absolute STATE of this org and it's effect on CS2 viewershipValorant gonna take the W this week
what a loss
Fuck G2 and fuck VitalityDoesn't matter how high your ceiling is. If your floor is this damn low, you don't deserve to win
>a fucking ratwhat the hell were they thinking???
>>1287084you're the indian guy who's been going on about viewership numbers, aren't you>MOUZ as an org has 0 clout or hype behind themmuh clout and hypenever mind that they're one of the oldest orgs in CS. how the fuck are NiP or EG shitters ANY better than mouz, by any metric? they don't have ethnic/regional rosters just like mouz. they don't develop young players like mouz. they sure as fucking hell aren't tournament contenders like mouz. you're seriously dumb.
ENCE +suihyVitality +xertioNMetizport +brollanNavi +Jimpphat + podiDisband this MOUZ org and set the players free, they deserve the cloud for their talentno one cares about MOUZ, no one loves them or hates them. They are peak NPC team
>>1287102ayo im the guy who likes mouseports. idk who that seething turd is don't go accusing me of being him retard. im enjoying vitality tears rn, thinking that zywoo can beat donk
Mickey mouse tournament, mickey mouse win.
donk not making a showing is a bit of a shame for the tourney
He said the line lmao
>>1287096nice
the kings of Malta
come on siuhy, dont say it on camera, its live
Somebody better post a screenshot of Freya from a few minutes ago.
>>1286661>5 map bangeri'm looking forward to this, let me know when it starts
>>1287105mouz has plenty of fans in arena tournaments with crowd, you're delusional as fuck and probably started following CS one month ago
>>1287118huge kek
>>1287118Good one
>>1287120What did I miss??
>>1287096Great edit. Thank you for your service
>>1287123the mouz poster has been going for a few years now, im thinking you are the newfag
Danke HLTV thats very semitic of you
MOUZ have now won Pro League 3 times, all of which were 3-0s
>>1286884That roster has a special place in my heart
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxqYbd12N6btGzq2UyCEpF717fGQ41_FlD
>>1287245>a literal ad
https://x.com/ocean_tk/status/1789743625292882106
>>1286972Yes monkey, glad you realized we are not the same. Congratulations, you might have evolved slightly.
>>1287073>nyoooooo you have to let my cuck team g2 and beloved cuckold niko win
>>1287090shut the fuck up you 20 iq negro
>>1287184Me too brother, me too ;____;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1IuXIh8mU&ab_channel=SuperstituM
>>1287281prometheus type shit
>>1287377i miss go so much its unreal
lollmao
>>1287406lol
>>1287073>Teams like MOUZ and GL are literally who?GL yes. But mouz is one of the oldest and famous esports brands. >I'd rather have fucking EG and NiP in the finals than this soulless corpo org in playoffsWhat big stars do EG and NiP have to attract viewers? None because they're vultures living off their past fame. Behind the brand is a dysfunctional management whose strategy is to sign 5 mid players while acting like get_right is still on the team because at this point they care more about Apex Legends and r6 siege than CS.
>>1287414it's kind of ridiculous shitting on mouz when even now with this young roster it's pretty clear some of these players will be a staple of tier 1 CS for many years to come
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2372217/rare-atom-vs-nom-cct-season-2-europe-series-4-closed-qualifier
>>1287165fraud
>>1287522ChildToucher and nobody finna get JEWED
>>1287406According to Australians, this is a top tier win.
>>1287542
>>1287557The teams you beat put you on par with B8. Congratulations!
>>1287558
>>1287281lol where is this from. is it another one of those esl skits?
>>1287569yes they are all on esl youtube channel
>>1287281
>>1287577POV: You just told your star player you've replaced him with Rainwaker
>zywoo vs top 20 team
siuhy robbed
>>12876205/5 mouz players showed up, and they started nuke/inferno on T side because they picked the map. >>1287623Hltv looks at stats, not igling and xertion being best mouz player doesnt mean he's the best player in the tournament.
How would you fix Falcons?>Hard ModeNo disband
>>1287630-maden-sunpayas+some danish guys
>>1287630they need firepower probably replace igl too-maden + star rifler-snappi + someone less bad
>>1287184>>1286884tuned into a random mirage game and chrisJ died in an embarrassing way so he force bought a scout and ran up mid and killed 3 peopleloved that guy
>>1287105As if ence and metizsport would have more fans
Kassad has spoken. Taz has to go.
>return from campingMouz dabbed on Vitalitybased
>>1287558>The teams you beat put you on par with B8wtf this transitive property thing is sick. just from that one event, flyquest is better than bleed, metizport, 9pandas, mouz academy, and koi?I wanna do it for chinese teams too, who've they beaten recently? besides other chinese teams of course
>Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire 27-48 -21 58.6adr 0.70rating>@Vitality_apEX: Sorry everyone for that final. Never played that bad for a final as a team… that was a fucking disaster …>as a teamthis has stopped being funny
https://twitter.com/dextersjourney/status/1789923053608067286is this whiny bitch ever happy, no wonder no one likes him
>>1287860what article?
>>1287860said the chink that is perma crying in csgog about white australian chads
rare atom blows a 12-6 lead to lose 13-16 in their first EU match of their multi month bootcamp
>>1287882map not match
>>1287884its a 1 map match
>>1287882they just won 2nd map so you can shut the fuck up
>>1287760imagine having to shill your shitty ragebait content here in the hopes of breaking more views
who was the stand-in for zywoo yesterday?
>>1287957apex
Best guest caster this EPL?For me it was dev1ce
>>1287993xertion should be hired as an co-commentator / analyst in the future, hes been doing it since they started the pro casting thing. device was also great.
>>1287630-snappu-sunpooyus-maden+gla1ve +dev1ce+xyp9x
>>1288020dev1ce won't leave Astralis. Who'd you + instead?Yes, I'm taking your post very seriously
>>1288021Why wouldn't he leave to join his childhood friends? Devve, dupreeh, xyp, gla1ve all have been together since forever
>>1288023>online
>>1288025Nice to see brollan happy, I don't understand how was he so bad in nip
>>1288025SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>1288025Brollan, siuhy and torzsi are the same age (21)it's almost unreal considering how much longer in tier 1 Brollan is
>>1287810he's right though, last time they got crushed this hard in a final was at BLAST Spring against Navi when the international roster was at its beginning. only ZywOo had a passable performance yesterday on every map. mezii was especially terrible, outside of first two rounds on mirage he ghosted the entire match.
betboom dacha tomorrow!
>>1287757competent national teams would do a lot for the scene
>>1288065apex was getting abused almost as hard as mezii, and he's not the one stuck in hooxi-tier positions because a 31 year old who can't hit the broad side of a barn "needs to play conn to igl" swap mezii (former igl btw) and apex's roles, see how terrible they both are
>>1288039Yep, I recall him being in that fnatic lineup in 2018 and also that great match against Astralis on inferno where did that famous execute
https://www.hltv.org/ranking/teams/2024/may/13your new top 20
>>1288097hey falcons are still in top 20thats impressiveshame about ence and dycha becoming a douche
>>1288097>#s 1-5 are eu mixes>6,7,9 are national teams from big performant scenes>10,12,14,15,16,17,18 are 100% national teams from less successful (recently) regionsthat's crazy striationyou even have a mini na-mix band around 8-11
>>1288099heh... nothing personnel kid
>>1288097>Betboom at #20lolImagine being #21 behind fucking Betboom
>>1288097why are there no chinese teams in the top 20?
>>1288110Tyloo jumped from 45th to 35th Rare Atom jumped from 89th to 84th
>>1288110why bother excelling in a authoritarian communist nationthe government own you and all that you produce and what you think
>>1288112>Tyloo jumped from 45th to 35thno wonder people were bitching about eg being given pro league spots season after season after season
>>1288115What's eg
>>1288124are you fucking with me or serious
>>1288124Flyquest
>>1288097Good to see mongolz up there. I hate Asians but for some reasons i support them, can't explain why..
>>1288135>can't explain why..It's been long enough time since they were assholes to forgive them, but not too long to not respect them
>>1288135For me it's because Mongolia seems like such a weird country to be good at CS. China and Korea are big in other esports so when they're good it seems like par for the course, but Mongolia having a big CS scene is unexpected.
https://leetify.com/blog/public-data-library/lol
>>1288166me on the right
>>1288166what a fuckin joke
>>1288166sure is heavy on cheaters
>>1288173this is so retarded
Absolute state of VAChttps://leetify.com/blog/public-data-library/
>>1288179lmfao
wouldn't it be funny for Spirit to wait 1.5 month for this "free" tournament only for MOUZ to wreck them now when they are peaking in form
>>1288183Spirit has 5 decent players, good igl, top 5 awp they'll be the favorites to win
>>1288180
>>1288187yeah but when you stop playing officials you cool down, who knows if chopper and magixx will be in the same form as the other 3. they already fell off a bit at the Major.
lol NOFRAG got kicked again
south america and CIS are two shit region that matchfix hardfucking pieces of shit
>>1288326Did you forget about the first region that got handed an official Valve CSGO matchfixing ban?
>>1288326how much
>>1288085Never understood why Mezii got signed in the first place, they had cash to burn on a better player.Apex's problem is that he's the protege of the club's owners, he can perform like shit and he will never get benched. He's got attitude problems and is vastly overrated. The guy is a massive sperg that can be replaced by just about anyone. His entire career's success revolves around being carried by Zywoo, Magisk, Dupreeh back when Vitality had it's prime and a major on their own turf against shit teams. Prior to that he was a nobody that racked up fails after fails and now that the entire team kind of relies on Zywoo to perform at a decent level he is basically useless.I've said it and ill say it again, put Apex in any other team and he's a tier 2-3 player at best.
>>1288438>Never understood why Mezii got signed in the first place, they had cash to burn on a better player.no they didn'tthey kicked zonic because he wouldn't take a paycut to cover zywoos raise
>>1288438Flamez and Spinx have sucked them dry for every cent.
>>1288438>he's the protege of the club's ownersexplains a lotI remember (around the time they bought the astralis guys) reading some interview with the owner where he said "we don't want to waste the primes of zywoo and apex" and wondering wtf he was talking about
>>1288566flamez was a free agent signing, replacing dupreehif they have salary problems from that they're even more retarded than I thought
Apologise.
>>1288571why the fuck is vertigo so popularand nuinferno for that matter
>>1288573ill never play vertigo but my guess is its lows arent as bad as an uneven nuke matchup, anubis is just dogshit and ancient is impossible to see things
NAF
>>1288603The CS pro equivalent of some moss on a rock.
https://x.com/s1mpleo/status/1790071524084396152Absolute state, what a grift can't believe he hyped this for months
>>1288654shaq the general vibes
>>1288654It's time
>>1288663what the fuck is this picture
>>1288663Looks like that grubhub ad lmaooo
>>1288663I thought this was his face photoshopped on a 'cado pic from the thumbnail
>>1288663lazy ass was just watching the nba during his break, maybe queuing the occasional faceit
>beat zero top 20 teams>fluke through low bracket in easiest group stage>suddenly top 20 teamMake it make sense
>>1288678they are better than 15-20 but as good as 1-13
>>1288678They're the clearly 2nd best Asia team. In NA there 2 teams that do decently so they're above flyqThe braz teams had some troubles or they play against shit tier opponents and lack results in tier 1.In eu theres the standard old guard thats fine in top 10, but then the tier 2's have really weak results from major onward and flyq doesnt need much wins to get point ahead of teams that flopped around past 3 months.
>>1288678where are the top30 china teams
>decide to check thread>seething about Auschads like usualFeels good.
>>1288690Where were Australians at the major?
>>1288714Winning.
>>1288715Not attending is winning?
>>1288663I feel like this pose and pov and lens focal length are used in some magazines but the person being photographed works better for it in other cases.Like they dont have pale hairy legs as the focus? Different clothes? Maybe it works for athletes with muscles, or some else who is charismatic.Maybe the text is wrong.
>>1288716They made top 4. Unlike you.
Australians have blocked the last 5 years out of their memory because they've been so bad.
>>1288714>>1288716bro give it up>>1288720now you remember majors before copenhagen?
>>1288717I thought it looked odd because his shirt blends in with his shorts, and with the way his arms are positioned, it kinda looks like he isn't wearing any pants
>>1288722How did the best Australian team do at this major? I don't see any Australian flags in this image.
>>1288723yeah, you need pants to be visible
>>1288720>>1288725So how come literally only one major counts for performance of any team ever and you still go out last?
>>1288727Grayhound went out even worse than last.
>>1288728Odd how you dodged the question.
>>1288729Grayhound dodged the major.
>>1288731See>>1288729
>>1288726well I'm no photography expert and I couldn't find any examples with similar focal length or whatever in 2 minutes, but I figure it would be a lot better if he positioned his hands in front of his crotch, positioned his legs differently, or wore longer pantsI'm sure there are other things you could do to draw attention away from his legs too
Australians are still seething about missing the major
>>1288735See>>1288729
>>1288725how long are you gonna brag about making 1 major and then going out basically last
JKS will never play tier 1 againDexter will never play tier 1 againFlyQuest will not make the Shanghai majorAustralia will never host a major
>>1288739See>>1288729
why is someone hosting a tournament in serbia of all placesDo they like the local culture?
>>1288742designated russian* company economic zone*we're not russian anymore guys we moved
>>1288739oh right lol>>1288678>suddenly top 20 teamyou used to spam "NO AUSTRALIANS IN HLTV TOP 30," that's why you're sperging outsomething about that undeveloped insect brain, you can't deviate from your plan
>>1288744That's not me. Maybe other people are sick of Australians talking loud with no results.
>>1288746lolyou're the only one who thinks hosting a major is a badge of honor instead of a financial transaction
>>1288748That post was me. This post >>1288678 was not. Other people are tired of you.
>>1288750>noooo you can't call me out on my hypocrisy!
Australians are going crazy because of their lack of results. Very sad.
>so buck broken can't even respond properly anymorelmao you lost just like your teams
>>1288754shanghai major gonna be hilarious. wish they got some scam spots so we could get kino like this again
>>1288754Have fun watching the next major at home Dexter!
>>1288757Says the one who won't even go.
>>1288757call it right now chang, which 3 teams are outperforming flyquest at the rmrmongolz is a free space
what kind of asian is dexter anyway
>>1288760Funnily enough, Chinese.
>>1288762wtf really?why is this guy so butthurt over him
>chinks seething again
>>1288764Dexter blamed his loss on bad equipment provided by China and brought unnecessary hate to the Chinese community.
>>1288774Explain it before that post.
>>1288775I don’t like cocky Australians.
>>1288776So it's just excuses to justify your racism.
>>1288774no he was sperging out about dexter way before that point>unnecessary hate to the Chinese communityhow could hate of the chinese community be "unnecessary"
Dexter is Chinese. Apologize
>>1288774my hatred of insects such as cockroaches, mosquitos and chinese is entirely reasonable
>>1288573It's a great equalizer when playing with randoms against a 5 stack.Rotations are fast on CT, and T side lends itself nicely to the chaotic way randoms usually play togetherUtil is also pretty easy if you're not playing with 4 complete retards
"AUSTRALIANS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be AUSTRALIANS anywhere."
>wake up>flyquest top 12>bet the thread is on firexd
>>1288748>Australia lost to Indialol when, how is this even possible?
>>1288603What is this meme that he is associated with sloth or something?
>>1288877Skyesports tourny
>>1288880oh i thought you meant like an actual proper tourney
I'd better see some Dust 2 kino during this BetBoom tournament.
https://x.com/cs2cis/status/1790302132257673552>makes s0mple look like a spoiled lazy slob
>>1288924np
>>1288937Bro literally got sent to the front KEK
Damn... I've really been spoiled by stuff like EPL and BlastThe price pool might be big, but this looks and sounds amateurish as hell
>>1288735as they should be, they consistently do make the major >>1288737
uhhh serbros??? they are laughing at our production..........
Stop this fucking cancerous shit, pleasewhen does the game begin?
>>1288969>>1288973>>1288978what's going on?
>>1288985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_-ibCFUw-I
>>1288985betboom dacha in belgradefirst game still hasn't started due to tech issues
can mouz b2b tourney wins?
Fissure? more like anal fissure amirite???????????????????????????????
magnojej
>dust2I'm crying bros
dust 2 fucking sucks :[
>Betboom behind at a Betboom event>sudden technical issue>momentum taken from other teamWhere have I seen this before?
i feel like dexter was really ahead of the curve with the second round forces no matter what, seems like everyone is copying flyquest
see heres what people mean by cs2 is random and thus has less impact in upsets, heres the top team getting beaten by literally who right after winning an event for like the 3rd time now
>>1289068they played with no rest between tournaments and this is a mickey mouse cup Vitality after winning Rio and Major got rekt in the first game at BLAST by some Brazilian team
Fitting jinx
>>1289068>heres the top team getting beaten by literally who
>>1289082it was 3-7 when i wrote that, didnt know xertion was gonna toggle (≧︿≦)
>>1289069it's why mouz are so uncomfortable, they've never before been in a place where you're meant to be physically active
insane timing to clutch that
>>1289101torszi in charge of covering the plant
>LAN in Serbia>there isn't a stream in Serbian
real match now
ty audio engineer for blowing out my ears
so THIS is the power of nafany...........................wow..........................................
rare atom are playing right now
I want to fuck Veracity like a doll
>>1289123>cct europe>best team at the event is eyeballerswho cars
>>1289088Hey what's your steam qt
>>1289138good pickuphope they don't drive him insane
>>1289138we did it reddit!
>>1289140Why do they keep making these pasty nerds pose like this? It does not make it endearing. In fact it actively disgusts people watching. God, just stop please
delay due to tech issue?>>1289148xertion is cooking bro shut up
>>1289109
>>1289194me in the back getting my ass beat by two drunk guys while a cs caster apathetically films me
>>1288742They can't exactly host tournaments in Russia anymore so they do them in pro-Russian countries that haven't totally alienated themselves from the west. Russian players can join without many visa issues, and some even camp out in Serbia now.
>>1289225they're losing to ai-generated people who didn't exist before this tournament, and flyquest is about to go play another t1 lanyou need another fluke tournament like the rmr, otherwise it's just sad
KWAB
what happppeneeeed
>>1289225
rare atom is one match away from cct qualifier eliminationthey will be 1-2 against teams you have literally never heard of beforethis is actual failure compared to other apac teams who climb hltv rankings and make playoffs of t1 events for a living
ez map for the GOAT
4/20 blaze it
Lmao falcons, how do you lose vertigo?? They have to disband right? They haven't done jack shit this year
>somehow still top 20lollmao
>>1289249they have 4 "that guy's a good teammate" and 1 "that guy'd be good #2 option on a team with a star." it's pretty funny that the team is dying for anertz, but they wouldn't buy him because he's a jewI have no clue why they bought dupreeh, besides zonic wanting to get him paid as an apology for the vitality shit.
>>1289255>Magisk, zonic, and dupreeh putting up joke numbers on a "superteam">gla1ve's tier 2 Polish stack no longer in top 20>Xyp9x now a bald assistant coachApologize.
>>1289255Good for dupreeh, he will probably never play in tier1 cs anymore cause he is old, no matter how good he is. Still pissed about the preasy shit where he wasn't qualify to the 1st cs2 major
jame flicks looking horrible, they need to bring spankbang back
why did snappi and magisk decide to tank their careers?
>>1289263the role, the responsibility, and the freedom
>>1289263Snappi's 33, even as an IGL he doesn't have many years left so I don't blame him for taking a big pre-retirement paycheck. Magisk probably came as a package deal with Zonic when Falcons was still in talks with NiKo and then just stuck around after that fell through.
How is magisk looking so bad? He was the best anchor in cs, gets at least 3 kills just defending the site. I don't even know what's happening to falcons which makes them this bad..?
>>1289272no zywoo no win
lol
>>1289298man his stock was in the fuckin GUTTER lol. couldn't sniff a team in the top 30, and only got into this team because his old coach from complexity vouched for himhope he turns it around, he's undoubtedly got the mechanical ability. who's the igl, bodyy?
how do i get my 2nd bullet to stay down? it goes sky-high every time
>>1289353if the bullet never changes and always misses the same way, it's you that needs to change
>>1289304>who's the igl, bodyy?yes
Do you guys follow any other esports? I used to play Melee and go to regional tournaments but lost interest around 2018.
>>1289367most esports feel too childish, too sanitized, too manufactured, etc. cs is the only one that feels realI follow normal sports
>>1289371Pretty much this, I've given most of them a fair shot. I will never fucking understand how MOBAs reached the level of popularity they're at.
>>1289367used to be obsessed with starcraft, would wake up at 4 and watch gslnow i periodically check who's good and don't ever play.if league or dota are on and nothing else is i'll watch that
>>1289367I watched a lot of dota for over 15 years but finally moved on
>>1289367>Do you guys follow any other esports?Absolutely not.The simplicity of CS is what makes it watchable. Leaves much more room for the "human" elementAll others I've tried watching was either point-and-click shit, which is just insane that people wants to watch, or cartoonish unicorn puke with weird mechanics and character specific spells/skills
>>1289367basically what this guy said >>1289371
It makes sense mouz would be running on fumes but betboom almost 2-0'd them with nafany pulling 0.5 ratingweird
>>1289477mouz was also like 2 3v1's and an antieco from getting 2-0'd by col though
>>1289477maybe vitality is just shit
>>1289485>maybe vitality is just shit4 out of 5 people agree with this statement
>>1289494spunj, ynk, freya, moses, not maniac?
I will never cheer for teams. I hope every single teams fail. I pray not for the victory of one team, but the failure of the other.
>>1289548based hatewatcher, i hope gabe comes on stage at the next major to publicly announce all cs pros have been vac banned and that valve has been sold to nexon, tencent, and/or microsoft
>>1288097>>1288101I would support mixes if they were as soulful as M80.
>>1288878look at his eyes and then look at sid the sloth
>Dust 2SO WAKE ME UP WHEN IT'S ALL OVER
>>1289613watching the mouz betboom game really makes one wonder why on earth was dust 2 brought back from the deadI just dont care about any of the "tactics" or the boring executions or long takes because you got a good spawn for it.
>>1289627 if the map pool is for some casuals who only want to play 1 map until end of time why dont pros use a different map pool that works for pro playnow the best option would be teams permabanning it so their fans dont have to suffer through dust 2 games
lmao failcons can't beat ANYBODY
>>1289724well at least they beat tyloo, they're top 30 right?
>>1289726Do you wake up and immediately start thinking about China?
>>1289756if you wanna judge that guy, I don't want to see a single unprompted australia-seething post for at least a week or two
>>1289765You shit talk China in every thread.
>>1289770>when I shittalk australians every thread it's a funny inconsequential moment of banter that everyone is quietly chuckling and nodding along with>when australians shittalk me every thread, it is the only thing that occupies the minds of these demons, a deep indignation that would be punishable by death in a just worldb the change u want to c in the world
>>1289756huh? tyloo is the only team they beat in that pic
>>1289809tyloo still took a map off of them, if flyquest or bad new kangaroos faced falcons would have won 2-0
>>1289817>b-b-b-b-b-but australiaholy fuck dude nobody is talking about australia why are you bringing them up?falcons suck and the only team they've beat is tyloo
>>1289820they beat 3dmax too, who got to epl play-offsbut that doesn't fit your anti-asian narrative does it
>>1289822show me where that picture lists the match vs 3dmax
>>1289817I think you watch more bnk games than the australians>>1289822>w-w-w-what? y-y-y-you guys don't want to talk about february when boros was on the roster?>t-t-the rmrs weren't that long ago right? r-r-r-remember lynn vision?
>watching CS2 videos like "Karrigan's Genius Revenge Plan to Destroy Donk". >Pick a map they aren't that comfortable on>Narrowly win by outfraggingI can't imagine trying to stretch this shit out to 18 minutes.
>>1289842>Topic X: A short introspective (1:29.00)
>>1289875Thorin spergs out about some shit for 3 hours
>>1289887he literally just made a 30 minute rant about some foids xitter comment against him from years ago
donk doubters you have 4 hours to exist
>>1289961t. g2/faze fangay
>>1289961what team isnt thatthe likes of ence or non-astralis danish teams are never competitive for a long time because the vc backed teams buy their playersPeople are just fucking retarded about the saudi involvement.
>>1289496nahThe Vitality players
>>1289970spirit3x major playoffs, and every player but chopper and w0nderful came out of their academy team
>>1289970In the current top 10:>MouzPromoted academy players>NaviBuilt the current lineup with hot prospects instead of going after established star players.>SpiritYoung talent with an experienced IGL>ComplexityJason Lake's passion project, plus he probably doesn't have much money for big names after leaving GameSquare.>Eternal FireTurk stack
>>1289970FlyQuest
>>1289997wait sh1ro toobut donk in that form could've done the same shit (or better) with w0nderful or degster, sh1ro was just farming rounds survived for hltv points. 0.96 impact vs top 10 teams, 0.92 vs top 5
>spirit struggling this much against tier 10 Russian stack
>>1290084cs2 moment
>>1290084I cursed them. They will not win this tournament. From here on, CS2 tournaments will be nothing but a neverending stream of disappointment. Only noname teams with no fanbase will win from here on. And they will start losing too once I see a hint of a fanbase starting to form for these shitty noname teams. I will destroy the pro scene.
WHEN SECOND MAP
>>1290099After 30 minutes of gambling commercials
>if you don't make playoffs you don't even get a cent of prize moneybrutal
https://x.com/smooyacs/status/1790588599819268362
well that was quick
>>1290084Aurora is the 3rd best Russian team(since cloud 9 died). They've been dominating tier 2. That being said, look at map 2 : )
>CS2 pros are cargo cultiststhat's just sad
Uhhhh donk doubters why so quiet? Are you going to say he is hacking again as usual?
>>1290120ot confirmed
>>1290121If it doesn't go to ot, you're a massive faggot
>>1290126hope you didnt bet money on the basis of my reddit joke
>>1290127>ImplyingImagine betting, or gambling ever. No, I'm just a donk enjoyer
>>1290129looks like he pulled it off with a little help from chopper aimlock
this production is bizarre, are they having a rap battle?
>>1290133Chopper my 40 year old GOAT performing as always, I kneelYou're a massive faggot btw, but we already knew that
And just like that, hltv is back to praising donk as king. Told you TikTok brained faggots he is more relevant than ever. Seethe.
>>1290145
damn, the Auroraman did it again
can't wait to see falcons get dunked on further lol. man I LOVE it when teams fail
>Jame: "for s1mple's courses you have to pay but my guides are for free. If he uploads a new lesson, I will upload mine too">*Jame uploads free YouTube guides since 2021https://www.youtube.com/@JAMETIMETV/featured
>slapster is backbased
>>1290200basadosurely they won't win this but making it out of the groups would be a nice result
phoneposters are such a boon for this site wow
no hand warmers needed when you sit next to degster
Heroic jerseys look like KFC. It's ass
you two underage niggers need to take this shit to discord
Teses you filthy fucking bot. Poor Godster
>>1290220Eat a salad, kfc bucket
>>1290225he gets a free bucket everytime he wins a game
>>1290226more like everytime he gets a frag
Degster impact god
mibr odds are pretty good nglgonna put some money on a 2-1 for them
insani 1v9
>>1290234Just get Insani, Kscerato, Biguzera, Hen1 and felps on the same team please
>>1290237the egos would be off the charts
>>1290240That's part of the entertainment
>>1290243>bot retard bottomfragger using the most expensive gun in the gameI'm glad they finally got rid of him for an actual T1 player
>4x2>saveyeah this shit is riggedrip money i guess
>he fell for the gambling memeyou probably bet on headshots too
>>1290084>first game in 2 months>new map they haven't practiced>still stompwhat struggling are you talking about?
>>1290272>Dust 2>practice
how is donk still not VAC banned?
>>1290280why would he be?
>>1290280Cause Donk is the truth
zywoo has to dominate the rest of the year to take #1 from donk right?>kato win and mvp>carried his team at majorvs>________?>ghosting epl finals
-mirage+overpass
heroic ct lol lmao
mibr players all started jumping after dominating a bombwhat the fuck was that
-shiro+monesy
>>1290291>zywoo has to dominate the rest of the year to take #1 from donk right?yes, but there's a lot of tournaments left
>>1290303only 2 big ones
>>1290303>>1290304Whoever wins next major is #1(It's going to be Niko)
betboom script is insane
>>1290306(Niko on Falcons)
>>1290306>It's going to be Niko
Free my man degster
literally all teams ct side on dust2 are shit
I forgot interz existed
>>1290306Astralis wins
>>1290300>monkeys jumpingWhy are you surprised?
>>1290280You really buy his origin story? It’s obvious he’s a Valve plant to show kids (who prefer playing Valorant) that they can compete with the old guard.
>>1290375Device needs to work on his late game calling, he gets too flustered if something goes wrong in the upper rounds
>>1290291zywoo shouldn't have gotten epl mvpthey started doing it for like s1mple or picrel when he hard carried his team but they let him down AND the opposing team didn't have anyone exceptional. now you can lose the event, have a 1.05 rating in the final, and take it from someone who beat you with a 1.34 rating, 1.38 across the eventit's retarded
Sunpayus?Senpaius
Falcons is like watching formerly great European footballers retire to pasture in Saudi Arabia to play like shit and just hang around for a paycheque.
>>1290434That's true for Magisk, Snappi, and Dupreeh, but SunPayus is only 25 and absolutely tanked his stock by going to Falcons.
>>1290435Also I know Magisk is only 26 but he's had a good career already so he has nothing left to prove.
https://x.com/yatukcs/status/1790684884832342175
>>1290439>the designated nade thrower getting a kill without ever taking out his gun
3rd map pog
>>1290220sorry for doing a hecking racism those kids were just very annoying
if you had $15 million or whatever the saudis spent on this, how would you build a championship contending roster?pre-zonic, pre-everything, blank slate
>>1290502Wasn't FaZe purchased around the same time for less than $15 million?
>>1290502>>1290522My bad it's $17 million, but that's for the entire brand and surely the Saudis have an extra $2 million lying around.
>>1290522they paid $17 million, and faze had tons of debt
>nafany bombing out his own tournamentoh nononoooooooooooooo pfhahAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHaH
>>1290500based jannies doing their job desu
falcons haters are real quiet ever since their huge win today...
>>1290676>tyloo terminated>betboom booty blastedwho's next?????
>>1290722they're not gonna win against mouz/vp losernext tourney for them is iem dallas, I guess theres flyquest thats worse than falcons but not sure if they can win any other team
>>1290726>theres flyquest thats worse than falcons
>>1290726i thought flyquest were higher than falcons
>>1290731falcons had a string of bad results due to negative community affecting their mentals but their players certainly arent worse
don't worry falcons are working on acquiring saudi citizenship to play the asia quals
>>1290732>string of bad results due to negative community affecting their mentalscmon now
>>1290735it would be pretty based if they went full heel-turn, and said "yeah we're just here for the money, we're gonna get ahead any way we can, fuck you"put out promo videos of them on the yemen border machine gunning ethiopians down, "heh... just working on my spray control"
>>1290793its pretty much unprecedented hateSometimes personalities like cadian, or stewie and such may act long term in a way that get them a bit of negative attention, but this is just them being in a team that pays their salaries while they're mild mannered young guys.
>>1290796>them being in a team that pays their salaries while they're mild mannered young guyssnappi: 33dupreeh: 31zonic: 37maden: 25magisk: 26sunpayus: 25these aren't teenagers, and people calling them sellouts and hoping they fail should not have been a shock to them considering the response to the neom shit and tournaments in the middle easteither way, some mean words on twitter or whatever was not what caused this team to flop
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2369787/m80-vs-one-more-esl-challenger-league-season-47-north-americagoat Peter "stamina" Griffin subbing in
>>1290804peetah this is just like the time you mixed up laxatives and digestifs and put our igl in the hospital
>>1290796I don't give a shit about sportswashing (sorry R*chard) or Saudis hating gays, but it's fun to watch a trainwreck and that's exactly what Falcons are. They have all the money in the world and yet they couldn't buy a winning team.
>>1290808TWO HEADED BOYALL FLOATING IN GLASS
>>1290822well they impose 3rd party hate on the individuals, and the star players can get paid decently well from other teams with vc funding. Niko just used it as a way to negotiate better salary. Simple idk whats his issue is. I still dont get why people complain about saudis in reddit threads but then happily console ESL content, or they buy gas or plastics that come from saudi oil. Like they're just making people near them unhappy by being shitposters.
>>1290838>they impose 3rd party hate on the individualswhowhat does this even mean>in reddit threadsoh
>>12908683rd party, as in not hate from inside the team but from the outside as richard lewis directs his fanboys to attack falcons players twitter accounts and make death threats to them and make negative comments on reddit
>>1290869>richard lewis directs his fanboys to attack falcons players twitter accounts and make death threats to them and make negative comments on redditoh golly gee, negative comments on reddit? making people unhappy? t3 pros get death threats for fucking up people's bets, they get them for winning games even. no one is obliged to suck your dick as you do things they dislike, you can tune it out or change professionalso you know you're on 4chan right?
>spend millions of dollars building a team where the most notable wins in months are Betboom and Tyloo>wtf bros how can people be such meanies to them!
>>1290874Are you a fan of asmongold?
>>1290882https://youtu.be/vQ5aDZw-slkYeah he's based
>>1290882I have no idea who that ishave you considered forming your own opinions instead of assuming the averaged position of your favorite websites and ecelebs
>>1290885remember to tell your mom who is abused by her husband to just get a new one, its no biggie
>>1290884Based OSRS enjoyer
>>1290886are you esl? this not particularly cogent
>HLTV forums, "Fantasy" section>thread: Best waifu of all time
https://www.dust2.us/news/48543/nouns-pick-up-rush-to-replace-clasia
>>1290877>spend millions of dollars building a team where the most notable wins in months are Betboom and Tyloobut enough about flyquest, who couldn't even beat a top 20 team in their entire epl run
>>1290911Does it not say a lot when you're only defence for Falcons is "ummmm but Australians"
>>1289756yo wanna comment on this guy >>1290911
https://twitter.com/Pekuga_Pr/status/1738942098802413853we got an anime?
>>1290921>standing out in the open>missing every shot on someone else standing out in the openhe's just like me
>>1290923>zon1c: "baka boros, baka!"
>>1290921Always have
>>1290874relax richard, go suck a tranny penis, itll make you feel better
>>1290918That's not me. I'm starting to think you wake up and immediately think of me, not just China...
>>1290911flyquest spent millions?
>>1290972but the guy you quoted in that post wasn't me
>>1290965no worries zonic, hope you can't get my face out of your head next time a sheikh shits on you
>>1290914>>1290975flyquest fucking sucks my man
>>1291026Okay and? We're talking about Falcons which again says a lot about them if this is the best defence for their performance.
>>1291026im just asking about them paying millions you filthy dog eating chinkis it true or not, i assumed it's 5 aussies on 50k a year who just play faceit pugs all day as prac
>>1291053>>1291054wowwho cares?
>>1291057asia is one of the most relevant wild card regions in counter strike
>>1291059LOL
>>1291059Nah.
>>1291059lmao shut up
Asia-Pacific is the most important region in this thread. The stakes at the RMR have never been higher.
>>1291066What stakes? What one dude will spend months sperging about?
>>1291054>>1291053>raPOOheh
>>1291066>when vitality picks up jks and has to play in the asian rmr and rapes everyone
>>1291069China bro's entire argument centers around China making it to the last major and not Australia. If that changes next RMR, it could be the end for him.
>>1291059mongolia is one of the most relevant wild card regionsaustralia has had a good run recently and in the pastthis is a chinese team
>>1291092He'll just pivot and ignore anything that hurts his narrative.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2372192/metizport-vs-rare-atom-res-regional-series-4-europebig fight feel
>>1291181I really can't tell if these posts are ironic or not anymore.
>another fucking dust 2oh my gerd
dexter continues to be a fucking uninformed moronhe doesn't even realize hes talking about himself
norbert my GOAT
uhh yall see that shot from deko
uhhhh guys he did it again
shut the fuck up retard betboom belgrade is on
oh good looking
torzsi masterclass
vp didnt pick dust 2 vs falcons but wanted to play it vs mouzwhy
lets go Legacy
>aurora vs team spirit in cs yesterday>aurora vs team spirit in dota todaywtf
>>1290911flyquest spent millions?on fucking whom????
why'd the english stream on youtube disappear, i hate twitch
torzsi T-side lifegaming
>>1291257probably thinking that they won't lose to a chinese team two rmrs in a row
>>1291269i've never heard of that player
13-0?
peepee
NORBERT YOU RETARD
12 is all they get
How was degstie against MIBR? Anything to look forward to with this Heroic lineup?
>>1291308he already outperformed 99.9% of nicoodoz's games as an awper
>>129130824 awp kills (best on the server)12 entries (best in the team)1.33 impact rating
>>1291308Already showing a substantial firepower improvement over nicoodoz
Mouz easy 50k dollars for 2 days work on a vacation tournament, not bad
>>1291310I do that in 3K premier.
Is that dosia? wtf happened to him?
>>1291331What do you mean? He's always been like that.
>donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk >donk sick of this desu, the rest of the team is so important for his success
What was the original plan for the Falcons roster? Zonic, Magisk, Niko, and who else?
magixx is a cute fat tranny :3
magiXXL
>match starts at 9>now 9:20what the fuck is wrong with serbia
gg
>>1291350>what the fuck is wrong with serbiahow long do you have?
>skins with other teams' stickers on themlol
cs2 is such a disaster, valve code is not up to snuff
eu prod lul
this chicken shit is pretty dumb and they are playing it on loop for 30 mins lmao
i time all my food to be hot and fucking ready when the game starts and they do this every single time
!GLOCK
How much for donk?
>>12913773mil
>>1291386one of us
>rumours?>of my decline?
the tech issues were due to donk's vibrating anal beads connecting to the wrong bluetooth
I've seen tier 2 NA teams with a better Nuke than HeroicThis is their map pick?? lmao
>if csgo didnt exist donk would be in siberia working in a coal mine for pennies instead of making millions playing videogameshow does this make you feel
>>1291396thats just how you make it out of the hood
>>1291396Sad that a cheater is being rewarded
>>1291399but enough about ropz
>>1291390uh oh jinx
>>1291402huh? he's top of the server
>>1291403its okay he wins this
sexster? hello?
degster is so much better than nicocado it's not even funny
>donk 'allegedly' has 28 kills>caster conveniently misses every single onelmao sure, cant miss out on the sales from those donk plushies i guess
https://x.com/jasonbwlake/status/1791121726681567253
>>1291422>https://x.com/jasonbwlake/status/1791121726681567253is that..............hecking n0thing?????POGGIES I HECKING LOVE NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this donk kid has to be cheating
>>1291434does he?
mirage fucking sucks so much
dont think these guys are going to be hosting another tourney
spirit gotta work on their pistols
the chop shop is bustlin'
Do you think Aurora vs mibr will get pushed up?
>magixx 16-32 51.0 62.2% 0.69just like me
>>1291497bus rider since he joined Spirit, but somehow he avoids getting chopped
>>1291481no
>>1291499he brings the good vibes like Nexa
>>1289622I think I read in one of the past threads that it was brought back because of the shanghai major or something. Don't see how the two are related. Either way swapping d2 for overpass was one of the worst map pool changes in history. Now we have>dust 2>nu inferno>vertigo>nuke (I hate this reddit map)Only ancient, mirage and anubis are somewhat watchable. Cache is not going to be available at least till 2025. Also what happened to the tuscan purchase?
>>1291499>bus rider since he joined Spiritnot how that analogy works, no one's expecting him to carry the team
>>1291499he plays a role anon
https://x.com/travcs/status/1791133541675225384https://www.hltv.org/news/39003/brollan-its-exhausting-to-go-from-event-to-event-i-feel-it-mentally
>>1291529so don't play every single event
nadestacked
I HURT MYSELF TODAYTO SEE IF I STILL FEELI FOCUS ON THE PAINTHE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL
>>1291545-sunpayus+Cadian confirmed
>>1291545Stabbi won
deko on LAN lol
>>1291545Does yekindar has the nudes of their manager or what? Why the fuck would you kick your awp IGL, both being hard to replace??
>>1291609Because Liquid is bringing back a Brazilian AWP IGL who played for them in the past.
>bo5 finalnicethis could be a sweet final assuming mouz and Spirit win their games
>>1291624christ I hope not
>*gets owned by a 29 year old Brazilian late bloomer*if there ever was any doubt, now the hype is officially dead and buried, deko ain't him
>>1291655++
>>1291545yekindar really is a silver tongue
>>1291655can't be any fuckin worse than vitality mouz
https://twitter.com/CS2CIS/status/1791158477198373212vp were calling mouz faggots on a hot mic
>>1291804CANCEL THESE CHUDS NOW
https://x.com/counterstrike/status/1791242667017515229
>>1291838aren't they still banned from majors by valve
>>1291871steel is unbanned after asking, the rest could be too if they asked
>>1291871>>1291883https://www.hltv.org/news/37331/steels-valve-ban-set-to-elapse-in-january-2025
>>1291883banned for another majorseems strange for them to link his stream, while believing he needs to serve out more of a decade-long suspension
>>1291545>yekindar initiated a push to replace cadiaN, which came unexpectedly to both cadiaN and Liquid's management team. Mediation efforts were attempted, but the situation was brought to an ultimatum where Liquid had to choose between cadiaN and Yekindar. Yekindar agreed that if Liquid let cadian go, he would extend his contract. With clear intentions from Yekindar to extend, Liquid amicably allowed cadiaN to pursue a new path.
>>1291909how does he do it??? the little rat strikes again
>>1291909can't use this because no other team would try to steal yekindar
>>1291909Yekindar "twofaced" Toledo
>>1291053>>1292055+cadian+jks
do you think g2 asked jks to stand in for hooxi?
>>1292114nah they went right for stewieniko can't handle the boo'ing NA would give him
>>1292115i just realised jks probably woudn't get a visa, cause lol it's in NAbut apart from that he'd remember most of their strats well enough to be able to integrate back in
>>1292117JKS probably still has visa approval in the US.
>>1292152always gotta wonder when it comes to american visas, you can just get fuckedand it seems more likely to happen with esports
electronic has some big issues on vertigohe's losing the map single handedly
>>1292209skill issue
falcons plays look roughsnappi dies for no reason at 5-4, dupreeh makes a lazy swing and loses duel, magisk makes amateur plays and dies with dick in his handsNo wonder they dont win games.
>>1292221vp didn't look much better on vertigo, but seemed to roll t side mirageand snappi masterclass for falcons t side
who the FUCK is calling now on VP? WTF was that round?>stay in T spawn watching the walls for 1 minute, zero map control>take b lane with 40sec on the clock>push into the site with 20 sec on the clock>no time to plantYou didn't see this type of shit before elec joined
>>1292286he is co-calling midround, it's been confirmed
kek second ui issue to throw off the casters, falcons looked so lost on that bombsite though, that was weird
>>1292292i really don't understand this obsession with people who are good at clicking on the enemy's head to give up their skill to become IGLs. Pure hubris. It happened to yeki, to elec and many others. Retards drop off a cliff and never come back.
>>1292295I think its a career thing because an igl has a longer tail due to not needing to frag out, its the same as players trying to get into casting or coaching late in their careers
complexity vs liquid lmao
jesus Christ VP what the FUCK was that
vp sucks, what the hell
>>1292303>>1292304virshit notpro
>>1292302>spirit/naviOH BABY
>>1292306FlyQuest Navi
>>1292307no chance
>>1292309it's 100%
the vp dust 2 and mirage games vs mouz and todays falcon loss are bizarre
>>1292312>"I thought they were a better team... I expected them to shoot harder ... what's the only thing you can do in Australia, practice your aim">JL on FlyQuest after raping them 2-0 at EPL
>>1292316you're so unaware
>>1292316JL is so nice :3
>>1292316I thought it was the other way around, because the competition wasn't good enough to force them to improve their aimsome australian, maybe spunj, said they practiced dry run executes a bunch
>>1292319of what, flyquest fluking?
>>1292331still so unaware
Gewie2k
>>1292342How will /magog/ cope when G2 makes the playoffs with him?
>>1292352I will yap no matter whatone iem meme couldn''t outweigh the years of yapping he's earned
>>1292352is he igling
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2372075/ence-vs-fnatic-cct-global-finals-2024fnatic may get back from being a bit shit
>>1292352>it's not a memelmao is there really fucking nobody in North America better than this boti'd unironically rather take steel, he's only banned from Valve events iirc
>>1292356they don't have as bad of a roster as people might think, it looks like another EU mix scrambled together but it has more logic behind it than NiP for example (not a high bar i know)
>heroic getting 2-0ed by fucking brazillmao
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2372197/bleed-vs-monte-res-regional-series-4-europeSTYKO'S REVENGE
>>1292424do you know how to read a cs scoreline?
wow someone finally bothers learning the plant spam lineup on ancient and its actually busted, pros though right
>>1292425love this nigga so much, true grinder
>>1292425pfahahahah the state of chudssad
>>1292425kassisters... I'm running out of basketbol analogies to defend this...
>>1292514eemajine tventy tventy tree los angaleez clippersyou receive stars, there may be reedekuul but eet takes time to eentegrate them, so you may hef good run of form, as in pre-all czstar break viz healthy kaviy
>>1287522kek
What happened to that whole spiel about Rare Atom trying so le heckin hard?
>>1289225kek>>1289241based
>stewie is gonna play for G2 in IEM DallasI can't wait, this is gonna be so fucking funnyImagine being Niko and having to play with the manchild that cucked you out of a major trophy
rare atom is one week away from being benched by their orgthey are 1-3 against european teams who can't even sniff hltv #40, having been gifted a single 3-map win by matchfixers, then easily 2-0'd by that same team a week laterthis is actual failure compared to other apac teams who are lounging inside the hltv top 20 and playing on stages in front of crowds
india had a bigger impact on cs than chinathink about that for a min
how to fix hit reg?crosshair on guy doesn't hit him
>>1292425gotta give credit to woro at this point, dude is making it work with any roster he gets while being a respectable fragger, and not even playing as passive as Jame. Gizmy and ryu are tier 3 players and he took them to playoffs and stole a map off FaZe. gg
>>1292652skill issue
>>1292666yes but how do i get the first shot to register if the crosshair is on the guy?
>>1292668If you're moving you will be inaccurate and likely miss your shots whether your crosshair is on the guy or not. Even if you let go for your movement keys you won't immediately stand still so what most people do is either crouch or counter strafe to get accurate faster and once you are accurate you shoot.
>>1292666homura checked
>>1292582Thunked. What next?
>>1292805laugh
>>1292809ngl i let out an audible chuckle, both at this post and the fact that resident schizo chink anon is probably malding his head off right now
wtf lol s1mple's thing is paid?I didn't read his press release or whatever, I thought he wanted to share his knowledge with the world
>>1293006But don't you want to play as toxic like simple??? Only for the low price of €299 (not including tax + tips + a contract to defend the republic of Ukraine from any threats external and internal) ???
s0mple never went to the front lineshe gets rich and fat instead while pretending to care about his country
>>1293032have you fought in a war?
>>1293032Isn't he in Dubai or some other Arab country?
I haven't watched s1mple's stream, but how is he playing right now? Does he still have it?
>>1293124he's 26, unless the ukraine war somehow completely killed his motivation he should be a top 10 player still
Is it me or has Freya fallen off enormously
>>1293182Freya has fallenInto my dick!! Haha she's with me right now
Ι'm so fucking hangover and I have to study for a dermatology exam in 2 days from now
This GL team might be the most soulless fucking mix of all time
>>1287020Why do americans dress like children
guess who won
>>1288663jesus christ he looks like your average alcoholic russoid now, that's all alcohol fat btw, accumulates on your face
>>1293269over30 goes hard
how do you save BNE?
thats retarded clutch though because all they have to do is run him down when he plants, like come on LAUNDERS
the recent thorin podcast where they hated on blamef going to fnatic kinda predicted this match even if blamef topfrags the rest of the team cant support him and they still lose
>donk hacks are not working>falcon still loseslollmao
failcons lmao
its just tough to watch falcons when a 6/6 half is followed by total and predictable meltdown in the next halflike you cant get your hopes up unless they hit 11 rounds
goodbye
>zonic & glaive both exposed as fraud hacksSo who was the real mastermind behind prime astralis?
>le donk xDDDshut the fuck up
donk and shiro pretty goodfalcons still kinda shit
>>1293333i liked the episode other than the three of them sucking dexter's dick for fluking through two tournaments
>>1293361Xyp9x, he's in Mouz as of recently
popular match huh
>>1293381yes
>>1293381
>>1293385>>1293386>turn on smooya's stream>he's talking about building a new team there's no way this will end well
>>1293273don't want to
>>1293369i get that you could say he fluked a game or two, but two tournaments is a bit much
pretty fun eco roundscout kill through doorxertion awp killbrollan 2 x p250 kills when the riflers knew where he was
degster is a clear upgrade
Free degster
>>1293467I would be a clear upgrade from nicoodoz
hey deez nuts
fuck this game is boring
>>1293519CS2 sucks ass and I don't want to play it which has slowly eroded my desire to watch it
>>1293369how's rare atoms europe grind going
>siuhy: "We're chasing the No.1 rank on HLTV"Vulvo ranking btfo
>two bulgarians and joelkeep your money far away from this team gamblerbros
joel skype
>2 hour delay for liquid gameyekindar already kicked him huh
device -> falconscadian -> astralis
>>1293776isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
>>1293776Here's the thing anon, what people don't know... It's that MSL is a MEGA underrated motherfucker... Dude's been cooking with a shit squad and he still brought results. Motherfucker, made aisy look like prime xyp back in his North days. If Astralis sign MSL then we can start cookin'... What do you think Kassad?
what's the point of this quote?we can see the size of him, of course he's hungry
This NRG PA game is crazy
>>1293835oshitkinda forgot they still existed
kekindar 1-8
>>1293839horrendous, can't believe itkick cadian immediately
skullz is a dumb brazilian, there I said it
steel losing his fuckin mindhe's 34, why doesn't he coach or something
nt goat nosrac
>>1293848hes a fraud
>>1293581Does the Valve ranking still have showmatch teams in it?
kekindar so bad
>>1293892Good thing they're kicking Cadian to keep him.
>>1293848no one wants a coach that can't do rmrs
>>12939011 major leftand he used to be on a full competitive t2 team with no unban in sight, just get eddie the manager in for the majors and email them your antistrats+adjustments for that one tournament
GIGABRAIN S1N
>twistzz, cadian, naf saving kekindar's career
nexius negative IQ retard
>liquid plays>hltv sidebar is 10+ threads saying "cut yekindar"
solid .77 rating from the guy who wants to cut the igl
heres a joke: liquid hahahahahahahaha
m80 mateys..
>buy rifles>lose>buy pistols>winuhhhhhhhh 2ards?
>>1294000what if both teams buy pistols
>w-we beat g2 in pro league!OH NO NONO HAHAHAHA
>>1294016NRG would as well, NA is back baby
>>1293604Lol Joel looks like blitz from mongolz
>>1294016womanlike yellow fingers vibrating with rage typed this post
1294111Mindbroken
CAM ON HEXT GET SOME FACKIN KILLS
it's pretty clear who /our guys/ are
based elige off the hook
APOLOGIZE
IS HE THE GOAT?
>>1294162>>1294165I've said this many times but I've been watching Junior for years and still don't know if he's the great American AWPer or total dogshit.
when does flyquest play
>>1294322dallas is the 27th
I think xertion is the most important player in mouzhe does extremely calculated aggro moves and gets them 5v4 situations where everyone else can play passive and get their 1 kill and win the round
>>1294162>>1294165>11/15 players are no longer on these teamsfuck me
Now that SunPayus is irrelevant, is Jonathan E. once again Spain's biggest CS celebrity?
2 hours bros...
kinda silly tournamentits just so obvious the entire thing is about mouz vs spirit match and rest are just formalities to get over with since theres 2 good teams, 4 mid teams, 2 shit teams. Then runner up gets 100k for beating 3 teams with average rank of #15The most surprising part the entire tourney was VP shitting the bed.
>>1294600I'm most suprised with Falcons making it to semis, honestly. I wanted them to flop around like a fish out of water getting nothing done for a bit more.
can pain or og please just win so we get to watch liquid randomly lose
I HECKING LOVE DONK!!!!DONK'D HAHA XDD DONKERINOOOO
I'm Banksfacing so hard right now, I love Mouz.
>>1294600>The most surprising part the entire tourney was VP shitting the bed.eh this doesn't really surprised me. Jame is probably the most system reliant IGL in the entire game. I think +electronic is an inarguably good move for the team, but it's the first time ever that VP has brought in a player with actual pedigree and status. Usually it's just CIS randos that Jame can put into whatever bitch roles he wants, but electronic isn't exactly the type of player to do that.
lmao this observing>someone died somewhere? What happened there?
this site kinda dead
>>1294653too bad the observer missed it
>>1294651The casting is basically just Launders reacting to the killfeed 90% of the time. This is so fucking bad.>>1294656kek
Leave donk to me.
>>12946537-10am on a sunday in naburgers run this site
PEEK YOU FAT FUCK
high jewish iq
they are all afraid of 1v1ing xertion
that's a tiltahsave my nigga donk
>>1294664can't believe mouz resurrected this lil nigga
biggest throw
chopper rofl
this is like the most hardest fought vertigo win ever and it ends in a guy killing himself on the very last round
>OH N-
HAJAHAHAHAHAHA
thats sad af, anyone else get scared when launders just randomly spaces out for 5 seconds?
>it's another Russian "accidentally" falling off a skyscraper
>>1294679More like I can't believe how much NIP sucked the life out of him. It makes me wonder what Rez would be capable of if he went to a real team, but at the same time it also makes me question why Rez has agreed to stick with that shitshow for so long. He probably just doesn't care anymore, whereas Brollan wanted to win.
Spirit's Dota team is also in a finals as we speak and they're also down one map
>>1294688good one
>>1294664dude's actually winning straight up duels vs donk, i kneelNip in the mud
>>1294688kek
The stats really tell all. Spirit are entirely reliant on donk, whereas Mouz played well across the board. If it weren't for Zontix having a good game this map would have been a lot more one-sided.
>>1294702the thing is that shiro has fallen off a lot from the C9 days. Yes he has a 1-2 highlights per map but he just doesn't frag out consistently enough to carry them over the line. Zontix has also been humbled quite a lot from the early 'lan doesn't mean shit to me bro' daysMagix and chopper are known shitters.
>>1294691xg going xtreme meme with riki and naga 4s and still probably going to win the tournament without dropping a map
This tournament's getting a bit too based for Twitch
>THE SERBIAN QUESTIONjesus betboom>>1294690lol brollan didn't leave, he got cutrez is probably institutionalized, it's been 7 years
>>1294702that 3k from zont1x in the 2nd round seemed sick, it lifted Spirit up and denied mouz building up the economy.>i say seemed because the observer didn't catch a single kill
bb is giving the winner 300k of gamblers money they got for free for 4 matchessurely they could improve the production a lil bit
>>1294706>>1294707better than the serbian film
>>12947082nd half*
>>1294702Teams like Mouz where everyone's doing their part tend to do well against teams carried hard by one superstar like Vitality or Spirit
>>1294712Probably why they can't seem to get past Faze. Faze are the exact same team as Mouz but everyone on Faze is just better at their role.
>>1294714mouz is a budget fazeheroic is a budget mouz
I can’t find an english youtube stream of betboom dacha at all.
>>1294717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAALXHD5FwoIt's on the HLTV match page, here you go.
>>1294717i had this problem the other day too, from YouTube's search I simply couldn't find it. luckily HLTV match page got it.
>>1294721>>1294723thats strange, it didn’t show up on youtube results at all no matter how much i narrowed down the search
>be magixx>eat a lot >other teams feed on you
siuhy might be #1 igl rn
donk who?
EZ for God's chosen rifler.
holy shit xertion buckbroke them there
why is caster impressed by an awp missing a shot and dying to the rifler on medium distance
>>1294744uhhhh sweetie you don't talk bad about the donk, okay???
How the fuck do mouz always lose to faze? And no meme answers about faze academy, seriously how? They are looking so good against spirit
Spirit getting exposed hard
>>1294748See >>1294712 and >>1294714Faze are the only other complete team in CS right now. So many other top teams are 3-4 bots getting carried by 1-2 outrageously talented players going god mode. Unironically I think Astralis have a real chance at becoming another complete team and breaking into the top 5.
the spirit hype has died off so quickly since cologne
stompsports
Ez comeback for spirit3-12 to 16-12
Liquid made playoffs at CCT despite throwing a 3v1 at r21 and could have made matchpoint there
>>1288663>150 dollars for a CS courseyo this nigga crazy
here's the donk toggle
>throw a few rounds then close out the map on a force buy just to mentally shake the opponent even moresiuhy really is karrigan 2.0
This would have been over at 13-2 if torshit had not missed the easiest awp shot in the last round of the first half
>>1294779fr wheres the pirated version already
>>1294791they key selling point is getting personal time with simple or something?
>>1294798i think its just videos on faceit with like some in game stuff
some mouz mirage stats
So after monesy expires and doesnt continue in g2 whats the least surprising team for him to join? Spirit?Who can afford to pay the most and doesnt have top 3 awp already?
>>1294825m0nesy has 10 years at least
>counter-strike post 2018 and BO5sname a more cursed combo
>>1294830Mr12 bo5 finals are kinda mandatory so the last day doesnt last 2hours
>>1294828>10 years at least
vse koncheno
Spirit look lost against Mouz
>>1294838torzsi is shitting it for the entire game and they're still gona lose 3:0
zont1x going missing on a decisive map yet again
shoro the clutch masterget out you rat fuck
>lan doesn't affect me bro
>
this would be an insane comeback
>>1294868thats funny af
>>1294868based our guys
>>1294868aside from being a potentially good team and Cloud9 not seeming to work, i suspect this is another reason why sh1ro left Cloud9 for Spirit. in Cloud9 he'd have to take more responsibility and talk to actual adults, in Spirit he's back in a safe space with his underage anime tranny teammates
>>1294871funny how?
>>1294880the juxtaposition
mouz look like they play at 50% of their max capability on the last two maps, a total cruise
>>1294884yeah this is not even funny to watch, feel terrible for zontix
cant even win betboom tourney HAHAHAAHH
>>1294881of what?
Spirit when their opponent actually knows how to shoot back and counter their retarded brute force gold nova plays:
>>1294889of you being on this thread when you have homework due tomorrow
>>1288183oh no no no
well mouz got hltv #1
donk outfragged by an IGL, can we put the artificial hype to rest yet?
imagine pulling your nade out right thenwhat the actual fuck zontix
>d0nk
>>1294774OHNONONONO
Mouz the Bo5 studio finals masters
>>1294868/a/ur guys
>>1294903agreed. bullshit mickey mouse tournament wins. Zontix will show them in Dallas. No pressure!
Donksisters...how can we cope?
Can Zontix get drafted already. Floor raiser my ass
>>1294909No cope needed donk did great. Donk just needs better team
>>1294912That's a classic cope m8
>>1294909we won BetBoom Dacha MVP
At least Spirit's Dota team is looking much more competitive in their finals
>>1294753Apart from faze and mouz, and astralis which is looking good but still somewhat unproven, I think navi fits that same mold. They don't rely on starpower, actually they just have a negative star in iM lmao
>>1294915Not an argument. I'm stating facts
>>1294919It's still something that is often and usually said as cope so it's cope by default
>>1294918I agree. I was going to say Navi until I remembered Astralis.
>>1294921Zoomie rainrot manifest
>>1294924Cope
hahahahaah
donk getting mvp by farming 3 rank 15-20 teams and then having 1:1 rating in the final while siuhy posts donk stats against donks team is a bit retardedits partially because all mouz players posts stats in earlier games but still, this 1 game was the entire tournament in reality
>>1294912*collects eco frags*yeah... donk did great sister.....
>>1294937zywoo-esque
Donk farmed plumbers and cashiers for his rating and then got dicked down in finals by the only other good team in the tournament
>>1294933You must be 18 to post here zoomie
>>1294939???You didn't watch the games did you kek. 0 knowledge of cs
>>1294873>>1294904i thought we hated anime here though?
>>1294962Literal anime website newfag
>>1294956how did donk get outfragged by an IGL on an elimination map?
>>1294970Cause Mouz was beating Spirit. If you have any knowledge of cs the winning team usually has for frags than the one who lost. Christ no critical thinking found in your posts
>>1294977the win is determined before the kills?
>>1294984You do know that Spirit is more than 1 person right? Chopper alone is 27-51. Are you a sped or something?
elige had a higher rating against MOUZ than donk did
Zsisters....
>>1295000As usual a Ukrainian is at fault baka
>>1295006donk nailed the "im being held hostage" look
>>1295006Why do zywoo fags love that jew so much?
the spirit era didnt last long
>>1295006Zywoo with that "I have no enemies" face
>>1295006cringe manchildren vs GOAT
>Th0rin makes 1.5 hour video talking about ZywooHow much do you wanna bet the entire video is either aimless rambling or, "He doesn't hit the important shots in clutch situations."Not watching that shit but holy fuck do you have to be autistic to think CS has deep strategy.
>>1295104Thorin talks about how he has autism so yes. Plus he needs to make clickbaity videos that meet YouTube's engagement algorithm so he does crap like this.
>>1294962watch anime: fineavatarfag with anime pictures and erp in a cs thread: fag
>>1295006>1.01 KPR (2nd best 0.80)>1.30 kills per round win (2nd best in playoffs 1.04)kid is cracked
Guys... we fucking won
>wake up>donkcels in shambles>mouzchads keep winningGood times
>page 10
>>1295332that is very observant of you, anon
>>1295337im a bit of a nooticer
>"There’s no pressure,” he said. “Like, why is there any pressure? I’m still 18. It’s a joke. I literally just won a big tournament. Yes, I have had attention. But I’m a Katowice champion, so no one’s going to take that away from me. If anything, the pressure is on those who haven’t done that."based
fluke
zsisters.... we couldnt even win our own tournament....
spirit bros............just watched the final;-;
>>1294962why would you think that?
>>1294868Serious question, why do young men relate to anime girls like this so much?
>>1294962anime gameanime websitesalways has been always will be
>>1295404>last in group>won 1 mapoof
who should spirit bring in to support donk?
>>1295422JKS
>>1295425does he speak slavic
>>1295428da
>>1295428Vodka blyat
>>1295006you know what's crazy in that pic, in all these sour face loser MVPs these players lost against mouzStarSeries Season 4 (s1mple)ESL One NY 2018 (Twistzz)
This Zontix kid needs to be mobilized. 2-17 kek
>>1295601he needs a psychiatrist
-chopper-zontix+Boombl4+HobbitI just busted
I actually like Richard Lewis and Thorin.
>>1295720Were you abused as a child too?
