Your party encounters a talking French fox.
>>92710335>no one in the party speaks FrenchWe ignore him and continue down our path.
Fuck him and take him as a lover.
>>92710382Are you the anon from the cow encounter thread?
>>92710474No.
>>92710562That came very quick! And very suspicious!
>>92710382In the Dutch version of the story, he would probably castrate you if you tried before stealing all your stuff.
>>92710335>party already has a talking fox PCHe's from England tho, this won't end well.
Foxes a cute but are not to be trusted.
>>92711367
>>92710880I dunno bro he's a fox, he's either not much of a fight, a slut, or both
I wonder how well he would get along with our talking Slavic vixen.
>>92710335My french catfolk asks him not to get in the way of killing ducklings and chicks because thats his turf
>>92711132I'd just like to say to everyone currently on the eurostar headed to France, you're going the wrong way. Boom boom!
Talking > ask druid to investigateFrench > Immediately suspend parley, leaveFox > irrelephant
>>92713536What's the fox going to do with that goose?
>>92714080Find a few more then play a game.
>>92710335Chase him until he gets stuck between two trees and then deflower him.
>>92710335IT SPEAK IN THE DARK TONGUE, IT'S A DEMON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywj0K-oRc5A
>>92710335I pet him :3
>>92713536Renard is meaner than most trickster spirits.
>>92710335>Van den vos Reynaerde by Willem die Madocke maecteMy group and I are all historians or linguists and we've all read the original Middle Dutch text. We all know his tricks.
>>92715529They are not trickster spirits in slavic folklore. Just mean talking foxes, much like Renard.
>>92710335What does the fox say?
>>92713536now the party is stuck with a litter of fox kits
>>92711772Coyote
>>92710335We bring him to Chanticleer and let the sexual tension unfold on its own
>>92710355I sort of speak it but I have trouble with thicker accents
>>92714196What is this game?
>>92710355fpbp
>>92723962My hard of sight nigga, I put the game name in the filename.
>>92723962
>>92710335I kill it before it can trick me. Talking animals are always huge assholes that exist just to fuck with everyone else.
>>92710335I ask him what he thinks about rhino's.
>>92710335i force an entire bag of gold into his hand and take his retard flag
>>92725760kek
>>92710335i offer to take him into our band of vagabonds and then move on
>>92710335We kill it
children!
>>92710335Banjawar moanswur. Jay swiss la home poor lay comtay. New sams en cat. Voo new roojwan?
