Some *anons* are not so good for *games*
Friendly reminder that gatekeeping is ontologically good and you need to try knife-eared dwarves to keep 'that guy' out.
>>92682076>music theme is just DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE over and over againHow did these retarded fish become so loved?
>>92682887>fish
>>92682076happy camper
>>92682901They’re inter dimensional parrot fish
>>92682887*smells* like someone is a *silly cow*
>>92682887Things being a bit silly and fun use to be just that before it became mandatory.
>>92682076These things weird me out. I love them.
Anyone else back the new game on KS? I did in hopes to learn more about the orz and androsynth.
*Jumping Peppers!* I am *squirting* more *nice colors*.
Androsynth
>>92689052
>>92682076This is the third time you *silly cow* made a thread about Orz this week. You have become too close. I am *squeezing the juice*.
>>92682076>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
>Extremely Happy *sisters* need corrections.What did the Orz mean by this?
>>92690185Pretty sure this one is a reference to the shining.
>>92690238A *niggah* cook
>>92689835t. no *games*
>>92689052Frumple
Why did nobody else try to *GO* *GO* like these guys? You're telling me Ur-Quan never wanted to get their battlesuit on?
>>92682076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOE-vVuBXKEAhem.FUCK the PKUNK.
>>92682887>talking about the Orz like it's a race of multiple creatures
>>92691240Yes yes, we've all heard this before. Despite *clearly* being separate creatures the Orz are *actually* some kind of giant interdimensional monster and we should be *totally* and *utterly* terrified of them, and the Androsynth *absolutely* didn't just blow themselves up with some kind of retarded genetic experiment even though they were a race of mutant clones.
>That feel when people wouldn't let you join their CoC game because you were too ''socially normal and friendly'' and made people feel uneasy that they couldn't be themselves.I assume I dodged a bullet but still feels bad man.
>>92691261Orz *fingers* typed this post.
>>92691164The Pkunk are so fucking weird brosUrge to decimate their kind increases
>>92691325:(
The Androsynth were all gay queeroids, making the Orz based by default.
>>92689052YOU ARE *SICK* FOR THE LAST TIME
>>92682076NGAAAAAGH! I AM *SQUEEZING* THE *JUICE*
>>92682887The game files say it's 'bye', actually.
>>92694503That's what they want you to think
>>92682935>eat coral, shit sandWhat is "civilisation" if not the accreted remains of countless of lost souls?>>92687071These are *F A T* words!>>92692245Dude, not in public...>>92694503Death is arguably a departure so same thing really.
>>92694654You are a *fat* *silly cow* yourself you *skub squirt*
I’ve never heard of this game Feels like a Mandela effect to me
>>92696637You gotta be 18 to post here
>>92696637Kek
What?
>>92696687It’s *at least 18, shitmouth. Not 18 or less.t. 30 yo who’s never played undertale, or whatever this is from
>>92697032NGAAAAAGH
>>92699309Nigger what? That game is probably older than you at this point: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Controlt. 39 years old boomer
>>92699309>>92699398Now kiss
>>92697032Ancient cosmic evil indeed.
f r u m p l erumple
>>92697032They don’t look friendly here :(
>>92702933Of course not, they're in SC3 which makes them *frumple*. I know I would not be a *happy camper* if I was in SC3.
>>92702933star control 3 sucks
>>92692245I still don’t know what the juice, or sauce, is. Given the implications of their habits, it is probably blood.
Is, is there any art of these dofuses (dofus?) in their space suits?
>>92705429They’re extra adorable in their suits
>>92692084>The Androsynth were all gay queeroidsWhy were they all made to look like twinks anyway?
>>92706415Sex slaves.
Who would win?
>>92707762But they have no junks
>>92705440Imagine this being the last thing you see before you dieWhat an awful way to go out.
>>92682076Is this from some old Star Wars point and click? I don't understand why you posted an Ishi Tib without context.
>>92682076>92682076I did not expect to see Star Control today, but it warms my heart a bit to see it, even with archtards leaking in.
>>92706415Synthwave
>>92705440He’s just having fun!
>>92708536It's getting a revival of interest after the original crew announced the sequel after all this legal bullshit is finally over. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MqCnsE3hxP4
>>92682935they're eldrazi if eldrazi were flumphs that speak like nothics.
>>92705440>>92708361>this Orz is trained to *play with* your mouth
>>92682887>>92694503just looked it up. reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LzE0fJGog
/tg/ is run by the Orzhttps://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/86888886
>>92697032Fucking SOULLESS
>>92709117I’m scared.
Weren't they revealed to be servants of the Eternal Ones in the sequel?
>>92709768the sequel was GARBAGE and NON CANON
>>92709768Where? I don’t remember this.
>>92709768The Eternal Ones are stupidAnd the Precursors aren't cows
>>92709117I didn't know the mods were still based as recently as 2022.
>>92682887They can't help being the way they are.
>>92705020It's 100% blood.
>>92682076I like to imagine the eyestalks are fakes to distract threats and the little slits above the beak are their real eyes
>>92715399The whole orz body is a fake to distract from the fact that it is a hand or a tendril of a interdimensional being.
>>92682076>Lawful good, 14 int, 14 wis, advanced telepathy jellyfish aberration from another dimension, immune to having its thoughts read or its motivations discerned>You're skulking through the underdark with your comerades>you're lost in deep tunnels - an Umber Hulk killed your cleric and now you're running out of torches>you guys have been able to survive by licking condensation off the cave walls but you're almost out of food>you see a sudden light behind you>whirl around, ready to face your death at the hands of some kind of horrible black beast>pic related>"HELLO EXTREMELY!"I've been running Flumphs like this for like 6 years
>>92689835t. "that guy"
>>92709117Bright and smooth thread that was
>>92715662I love flumphs like you wouldn’t believe
>>92697032It looks angryNot like the friendly faces before
>>92682076why did they do it?
>>92722467Other place is **Frumple**. Orz too much tired for keeping together.
>>92722492i hate them
Fuck I loved SC2. My favourite part was saving that old suicidal fox dude before he could blow his ship up by retreating a billion times from battle. Then later in the game finding a cryogenically frozen mate for him to breed with. Also saving the Pkunk and their completely pointless yet speedy ships. What a fucking game.
Or subjugating some alien race (the VUX?) And making them say "we 'warship' you"each time you met.
>>92719025You see, this Orz has a rare condition that necessitated the removal of their eye-stalks, and has never recovered from the gain of identity differentiating them from Orz
>>92726024I won the final fight through a series of lucky revivals off a Pkunk.
>>92719025>:(
>>92706415>He feels compelled to designate random strong jawed young men the gay culture sex freak word that no one had ever heard of five years agoYou're the queer.
>>92706415Made for ritual sacrifice
>>92682109fpbp
>>92726068That's be the Thraddash I believe.
>>92729489The androsynth are literally, canonically, gay.
>>92731670Now im glad they are gone
>>92682076This is a pretty interesting idea. An entire race just being someone's fingers.
You can understand them just fine if you make peace with the vux and get the vux translator.
*bump*
*sage*
Is it worth playing the original Star Control or just jump straight to 2?
>>92707789Mouth. Hole. Make new. All the same really. If you want your pack mule to have bits you just gotta slap em on flashbang style.
>>92738599My understanding of the original Star Control is that the campaign isn't anything like the campaign in 2. It's purely gameplay and the story is lore-dumped in the instruction manual.
>>92708822I love UQM, but this looks quite poor. Looks like a lot of effort was spent on flashy textures that don't matter, and very little thought was given to gameplay innovation. This has every indication of just being a cashgrab.
>>92682076What the FUCK was their problem?
>>92740488They’re assholes.
>>92739087That's not quite fair, ship battle looks the same but they're adding features like ship customization and revamping lander gameplay by adding a second level where you deploy a robot to go deeper into planets After all the copyright law they had to fight I wouldn't call this a cashgrab. I just wish it wasn't a Kickstarter was all. They already made well over their initial goal and unlocked just about everything except spoken voice lines so we'll just have to wait and see how this game comes out.
>>92706415it's in the name, anon
>>92682076How would they fare in 40k?
>>92740780They'd fall in with the minor xenos as a threat that wont ever get any models.The question is would the higher dimensions they come from just be the Warp or something else? Because I can only imagine these guys being a mid jump warp threat that can just ignore a gellar field
>>92726895Everyone does, best ship for that mission
>>92740780>>92741104They'd be one of the (somehow still unshattered) C'tan
>>92708822Honestly looks like dogshit.>>92739087They aren't even good despite the focus on them, and the new art is just bland. Might be that they'd caught lightning in a bottle before, and just don't care to realize that you can't force that to happen twice.
Playing Ur Quan Masters for the first time right now, how do I get enough fuel to keep going? 20 RUs per unit is absurdly expensive, and I want to save up my Melnorme credits
>>92740544I'd say it's fair because the two features you just mentioned aren't in the video I watched, and that's all I'm basing my criticisms on. If anything, fighting for legal rights is burning through their resources and is going to incentivize them to cut corners to try to achieve profitability.I hope it's a good game, and if anything it's good that they are overfunded, because it might counteract from the pressure I just described. But based on my prior experiences, that trailer is very far from inspiring confidence.>>92741394I'm fully with you. The graphics remind me of this image, or other plastic-like-but-incohesive remakes like New 'N' Tasty. I couldn't tell from the video whether they were adding computer-played support craft (unlikely) or multiplayer, but the latter feature doesn't appeal to me whatsoever and would take a lot of development time that could have made the game much better in more important ways.
>>92743022Prioritize high resource worlds. You'll never be able to mine every single planet and it isn't cost effective to do so because of the fuel spent going to and from the surface of a planet. This is doubly true for high gravity planets. So things like radiation worlds.
>>92682076Good thread
>>92682076Five minutes until *frumple*
I love how this obvious /v/ thread has escaped the notice of the wider board because everyone who would complain about this being posted also has no clue what this is. >>92709117I kneel.
>>92682076Lovercraft had some strange ideas.
>>92747750Yeah I thought the reveal was going to be a Star Control boardgame kickstarter or something. But no, the thread is just what it appeared to be.
>>92689835I love how popular this thread became and you look like an absolute fool
