Elf salve, wat do?
fuck skub
skub fuck
>>92610302>>92610308There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with skub, and I'm sick of you retards saying otherwise
fub skuck
>>92610291Salve!Have you heard that the praetorian guard auctioned off the imperial dignity to the usurper Diddius Julianus after mudering our beloved Augustus P. Helvius Pertinax?
>>92610291>Elf salveApply twice daily for eternal youth
>>92610291Look, that tradition died for a REASON and you trying to bring it back is gross, nasty, evil, and most of all... you know what I'm too mad to articulate why you're wrong so I'm just gonna punch you.
>>92610353>WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN. >*weeps*
>Catholic ConfirmationYes, please.
>>92610320lynch the knife ear!
>>92610336That would mean I would have to do it two times more than infinite days, and frankly I don't feel like doing a super task.
huh, skub.
>>92612765...no opinion on it?
>>92612799
oh 1d4chan is back up, nice.
>>92610291skub sisters... our response?
>>92611671Try it, ya pint sized mutt!
>>92610291Elf Salve? Doesn't it let you see through Faerie Glamour/Illusion when applied to the eyelids or something.
These threads are no longer shoot on site?
Go Skub yourself.
>>92610320literally fucking kill yourself you skub-loving faggot
>>92612878Fence shitters are the worst of all.Almost as bad as skub fuckers.
>>92613032Fuck you, you got my hopes up
>>92610291Put it on some elves. Help them feel good. Maybe rub it in a bit. >>92610320Stop shilling Skub! Why doe everyone keep shilling Skub!?
>>92612878Death to fence sitters and death to skub enjoyers. Especially because of the "secret" ingredient they recently found in it. Explains all those missing goblinoids.
>>92618626Live, laugh, skub.
>>92618626>Explains all those missing goblinoids.What are you? Some king of goblin lover? You love goblin?
>>92618994>implying implicationsYou skub lovers paint anti-skub people with a huge brush!
>>92619147Well maybe if skub lovers weren't such fat fucks
>>92610291Apply directly to the forehead.
>>92619147At least we paint using brushes, not like you finger painting anti-skubbers!
>the year is 2000+12*2>there are still anti-skub subhumansishygddt
I, for one, am anti-skub.
>>92619454Skub killed my mother.
>>92610291This
>>92620560skub gave my mom her life back
>>92620560Maybe she deserved it
>>92613032>>92618435website is being rehosted as 1d6chanan uneditable archive of 1d4chan is hosted as 2d4chan. Have fun.
Elf skub is a guy who can't get no love from me
>>92620560Skub WAS my mother.
>>92611573The Catholic Church has condemned skub for centuries, with good reason I might add.
>>92624571>They still haven't heard about theisis of master Martin SkubsterNGMI
>>92623058Why the fuck has 1d4chan always been on the fritz?
>>92629604It isn't, but the guy who owns the server/handles hosting just isn't always online. so if the server goes down, it stays down until he decides to check on it. This most recent outage he has been silent for longer then usual, so there is a non-zero chance he is gone for good. RIP
>>92610291
>>92610291put my dick in it
>>92633527>Spanish were enslaved before starting the Age of DiscoveryReconquista and colonialism when?
>>92610291I do not endorse nor condemn the use of skub
The Cream by David Firth https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0UgiJPnwtQU
>>92610291Skub is fucking great, and anyone who says otherwise can fuck themselves.
>>92612878What drives a man to turn centrist? Lust for money? Power?Or were you just born with a heart right in the middle of your chest.
>>92616865The Mods have abandoned us.
>>92624571Imagine taking skub related advice by some corrupt guy in a fancy hat
>>92610291I sniff the skub.
>>92610291Use it as anal lube on OP
>>92610291>the elves made skubIt finally all comes together.
>>92618994What's not to love?
>>92624571>>92638671Wait I thought the current pope was the cool pope, is he really still anti-skub?
>>92642246>he doesn't gatekeep by making only one dwarf a mentally ill elf haterHatred of elves is inherently Plebbit.
>>92642541Nothing as long as they arent mind goblins
>>92624571The CC has condemned skub that isn't elvish skub.
>There are unironic anti-skubbers in this threadSad!
>>92637343Not true, but the only police things that would trigger online sjws. Low quality threads are A-ok
>>92623058>1d6chanPublic Reminder it's run by a faggot who astroturfed his site for a while, censored it, and refused to provide any of the shit he erased until 2d4chan.org came back online:self-admitted censorship: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92052290/comparison: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92056354/#q92082544An anon made an archive of the stuff he tried to get rid of too:https://files.catbox.moe/mdvx9t.7z
>>92610320Careful! Someone who can ban you hates elvish skub.
Imagine being a weak willed basedboy beta bitch and having a problem with Skub.Skub literally saved the world
>>92675527You posted the wrong image by accident.
>>92610291>>92610329>>92610336>>92613955Brainlets, it's pronounced "elf saav."