Previous: >>140396242Glory 91 prelims in 4 bongs https://www.youtube.com/live/NJ1TgfSNASM?si=p8-BO1kedl4ct1xV
Second for Suomi
A black man can't grope another man's balls?
It's normal for a straight man to show this much disdain for the mother of his children after winning another title
>>140406291LOL
>>140406147Name on Cal
The steroids made jon gay and its a test from god.
>>140406086I happen to live in one of the gayest and blackest cities in the world, played 2 years of football in middle school and wrestled for a semester in high school and never saw that kind of behavior. Jons not a locker room bully hes a prison gay psycho
Guru is too powerful. He's systematically targeting jews and blacks in mma. His mental warfare already directly influenced the result of a fight one time (Izzy). Who's going to stop him? Who can expose the exposer?
Can’t wait for Glory 92
>>140406349Atlanta or Chiraq?
So Jon wasn't hiding under the cage to getaway from USADA after all. He was too busy getting his bussy smashed.
Matheus Nicolau vs. Alex PerezRyan Spann vs. Bogdan GuskovAriane Lipski vs. Karine SilvaAusten Lane vs. Jhonata DinizJonathan Pearce vs. David OnamaTim Means vs. Uros Medic
>discord trannies parroting obese disabled castrated eunuch who begs for money online's latest clickbait The jews were actually right, total goyim death
>>140406419perezGuskovLipskiDinizPearceMedic
ill be skipping this fight night
>>140406440Good you will watch based /knuck/?
>>140406478I think I will
>>140406349Jon doesn't make it easy to understand the method behind his madness
>>140406602It's very easy, he wants to finger men's buttholes because he's gay
>>140406147at what point does strength overcome technique? If a 130-pound woman gets an average man in an armbar, can he just muscle his way out of it even if he doesn't know anything about grappling?
>Jon now widely suspected to be a Sausage SmugglerIt's gonna be a White Boy Summer after all...
>>140406389Atlanta
>>140406822There was a Ramsey Dewey video a while back where he said that one time a big powerlifter/strongman built guy came into his gym and outgrappled him despite having no previous training. I think Ramsey was a black belt at the time
Remember when Colby had the white boy autumn power boost and stoll got thrashed by Leon
>>140406876You now remember "the prophecy".....
How is fondling a bi guy an excuse? If you fondle a straight man you have a fight, if you fondle a faggot you have a date
>>140407091Colby you fucking idiot
>>140406848Its been said a 10lb weight difference is pretty equivalent to another belt in bjj, granted bjj nerds are terrible athletes and I've seen wrestlers ragdoll men way bigger than them with relative ease. Being huge makes grappling way easier, but skill and athleticism gaps still apply. I've outgrappled and held top position on guys with 100lbs on me just from being a better athlete.
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KroXzTmb4jw
>>140406419PerezGuskovLipskiLaneOnamaMedic
>>140406419NicolauSpannLipskiDinizOnamaMedic
>>140406419nicoGuskGODlipshitskiDinizOnamaMeans
>>140406419not watching not watching lipski not watching not watching not watching
>>140406147Fuck Dana
>>140406419NicolauSpannLipskiDinizPearceMedic
>>140406513is there porn of this chick? she looks like tehre is
>matheus nicolauwho is this guy and why is he headlining a card? what the fuck is wrong with ufc and these literally fucking who's on every fight night? 90% of the card is a bunch of nobodies that i couldn't give a shit about.
>>140406419PerezGuskovLipskiDinizPearceMedic
>>140406513>tattoos>dancing half naked for likes on social mediaInto the trash she goes.
>>140406419NicolauGuskovLipskiDinizPearceMeans
fag
You now remember "Superman" Ryan Spann
Khabib's cummiesmy assdo the math
My JamawlMy ShaubDo the math
would palm strikes be affective or even allowed in bkfc. seems like it would be a useful tactic
not liking this new gimmick I much preferred the pretend-like-the-apex-cards-are-good posting
Alex Peireira Scrotum crumsmy platedo the math
Wish BKFC was just bare knuckle Muay Thai or at least kickboxing.
Dana White with oilmy bodydo the math
>Glory uhhhh yea... shant. Knuckkino is on.
>>140428550>>140428597>>140428643>>140428700
>>140428771Tacobell bean burritomy toiletdo the math
>>140428503wtf I thought these negros were the same height
>>140424853>>140424853>>140424853>>140424853we are in here knuckers
Christy Mack’s face My fists Do the meth
>>140428956No one watches that crap.
>>140428956Add at least kicks and I'll watch Mike.
>>140428685The bare knuckle aspect automatically filters the sport to only take in turbo bums or the turbo flushed
Anyone vot the Guskov heem webm?
>>140428956Making gamethreads is only going to damage your ability to pull more attention
Hi, /heem/. Intel: Mokaev vs Kape is being worked on for the UFC Manchester card. I’ll be back soon when this is announced.
>>140429106I already knew that
>>140429091i don't make them some annoying faggot does, i'd prefer we didn't have them but what can you do
>>140429106this is guru
why is there so much cap in this thread?cut the crap
My dickMMAGurus sweaty man titsdo the math
>>140429019Some Thai leagues still use kard chuek, don't think it's a far stretch for some of these guys to go cut heem some 40 year old out of shape dudes if it was Muay Thai rules.
>>140429223more like cut the cap
>>140429088https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1714270499316587.webm
not sure i can stay up for knuck b's, might be time to heem myself to sleep soon. have fun bros.
how is manel kape still not cut from the poofc
>>140429387Nice bro thanks
>>140429387Jiri vs Guskov would be retard kino
>>140429495He said faggot, which makes him the only recognizable flyweight UFC has access to
>>140429495
301 will be used as an excuse to retire the Flyweight division. Mark my words. Dana will say "We can sell pay per views with bantamweights, featherweights, lightweights, but not flyweights", retire the division, have Pantoja skip Merab in line to challenge O'Malley, and then introduce 165 to balance out the title count
>>140429908Send them all to Rizin and ONE so that DJ and Kyoji have some new challengers.
>triple Smiff‘dSpannbros how over is it?
>>140430243DJ fights at 145 in ONE and kyoji at bantamweight
>>140430284the Lex Luthor to his Superman
OHH Post USADA UFC with the heeming power at flyweight
>>140429075my boy (onama) is wicked smart
>>140429908NahMore divisions = more apex filler slop to fulfill the ESPN contract
they asked him to make weight but he said onama
were there any good fights tonight bros?
>>140430883The main and co main were kind of funIf you don't mind wrestle fucking, JSP vs Onama was the classic grappler vs striker fight
>>140430883four heems on the main card b
>>140429106kino. kape heems
>I’m gonna break diamond brazzaSOON
>>140406147Whenever i open faceberg the first thing that pops up is some obvious fake account on some MMA group saying something like "Pereira is better then Jones" and when i look more into that account its in 6 gorrilion mma, basketball and football groups, and all of its liked sites are random Filipino beaches or something. Do flips get their dick hard from riling up boomers and poatards, its weird. They spend 6 hours a day on faceberg comments arguing with boomers for no gain. Whenever i feel sad or lost in life i remember this.
Seeing Spann lose fight after fight really puts into perspective how flushed Reyes really is.He did get robbed against Smiff the second time to be fair.
I can not fight wiz Hulk Hogan to see who best wrezzler in the world iz brazza. I have to fight zero TDD perennial bridesmaid Poirier for legazzy. You know diz
mma guru as a guitar teacher
>>140429908I think you're a fool if you think Dana is going to retire flyweight but keep WMMA around at this point. Especially since FLW provides him with material for Apex slop and thus provides him with an easy way to reach the ESPN quota.
>>140428995>>140428995eke
the fly weight division should allow teenagers to competeI'm talmbout 14yr olds vs 30yr old manlets
>ACK!!!!!...>ACK! >ACK!>ACK! >ACK!>ACK! >ACK!>ACK! >ACK!>ACK! >ACK!>ACK! >ACK!
khabib was overhyped desu
No, but seriously: How the fuck did Reyes go from beating Jon Jones to getting knocked out by Spann in round 1?
>>140433083Khabib is the GOAT. He makes hoes like Laura Sanko wanna convert to Islam and wear a hijab.
>>140433209a sheik shat on her chest
Chatri winning the weekend so far, let’s see how Sakakibara answers tomorrow
>>140433514
Fuckin depressed /heem/, none of my boys won, hockey team lost, my actual hockey team lost tonight, no one wished me happy birthday, I burnt my food fuck bud its always darkest before dawn and all that shit but cmon
the 4 orcmen of the heempocalypse
>>140433637>laffs
>>140433656Sons of Azog
>>140433656the fifth orcman of the heempocalypse
>>140433696cope I'm a caniac
>>140433637
why are muslim UFC boys so fucking sexy?I want to be fucked by Zatdaddy so baaaddddd
>>140433722no FRIGGIN way
>>140433726go to bed Jon
Luke should be the face of BKFC but that fucking retard strength having fag is unheemable
>>140433736yuck nvrmind you're right I'm a laffer
>>140433656>Mok-rah!>Zug-zug!>Strength and honor!>Blood and thunder!
>>140433778mike broke. his. face.
>>140406419PerezSpannLipskiLanePearceMeans
wtf was Mike rambling about? why would he wants to fight masvidal or Diaz they suck ass, Tills the money fight.
>>140433818He mentioned Till too
>>140433818heard till turned down $2m
>>140429908Flyweight used to be terrible until Dana threatened to sell the whole division. It has improved massively the last couple years and it's full of good fights now
>>140433778Luke can't box
>>140433818I think you forgot Masvidal vs Till result, anon
>>140433818>>140433837Till turned down the fight for 2 million cause he’s in the middle of a lawsuit rn and they’ll try to take all of his money, so I’ve heard
>>140433881Hello, toilet. It’s been a while. How’s the hue?
I'm watching some Top Dog right now and its kino.
till should go into hiding and not pay these Jewish grovelers 1 cent
>>140433907What fights you watching lad, the newest fight on their YT was the best I’ve seen in a long time
>>140433927I'm watching this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaU4XOx1Z5UThe newest one. Its really good.
Top 10 fighters most built for bbc>Stipe Miocic>Colbussy Covington>Maycee Barber>Bryce Mitchell>Joe Pyfer >Alex Pereira >Sean Strickland>Ian Garry>Dustin Poirier >Alexander Gustavson
>Go fight in the PFL, use your muay thai, and possibly win their million dollar tournament>Go fight in bare knuckle boxing and get knocked out by sub 90 iq cavemenI’m sure this decision is keeping ol toilet up at night
>>140433723>huge bulgethis luke kid is a complete fag
>>140433083because conor was overhyped
>>140433962Nice one b, recommend these fights next https://youtu.be/79zWiIQlGIA?si=wSvu81WY92q1m7f8
>>140434023Thanks bro. I've been taking a peek into russian youtube and its kino.
>>140433968wtf
>>140434004PFL has no MW division and bans elbows which is one of Till's main weapons
>>140434009its luke thomas and he requested that from the baker himself
>>140434047Top dawlg is the absolute peak, mogs BKFC in every way, especially skill level
>>140433637Happy birthday anon. I love you buddy.
>>140434067Well shit sounds like Till should retire
show me your heem face
>>140434169
didn't watch the videois jon jones a fag?
>>140434222Yes
>>140434254damn.
RIZIN apparently starts at 8am bong time tomorrow
>>140434266why do you think he said "DC, i'm cummin for that ass" while licking his lips?
>>140433968kek true
>jones likes cock>ngano is flushed without the possibility of parole>aspinall looking impatient
>newfags had trouble recognizing chris leben
>>140433968why make something like this, honestly?
>>140406513I'd wife her up and watch UFC events with her
perry deserves to fight for the real BKFC belt next, idk why they haven't let him yet, having the biggest star in your company be the actual champion is the right move surely
Burkton Skleb
bremond skloob
knucklemania was kinda mid. Glad I didnt buy tickets.
>>140434799tbf it was only mid because of the injuries, the fights had potential to be goodare mick was heeming that uppity nig nog either way though
>
Bong Jones you really gotta focus on taking care of yourself better. It's gotten genuinely sad the more of your personal situation that's revealed.
>>140434822>allows his family to be homeinvaded
>>140434822why can't spann beat this phenotype?
i understand not liking jones for not fighting aspinall/not vacating but the justification for all the hate being "he hit his wife once" is just so funny. as a fanbase we all hate trannies and gay people and we're not soft but don't you dare hit a woman
Sneedler with the post
>>140435127
fuck u bud
We know somebody is scared.
>>140435156Somebody's scared and we know it's not Sneed.
u sure about that?
>>140435171Are you crazy in your head man?
I'm intoxicated
Just watched some BKFC. What an embarrassment. It's boxing without any of the technique and finesse, no aesthetic to it. It's slap league tier of entertainement.
Heem posting is line a stock market. It goes up and down. It fluxu-It flukzooates.>It fluctuates?
I am not impressed by your post ting
https://youtu.be/XVvqrTiCFSE?si=mAZFWIHhNtcB-SWB
What does Dana have against Brazilian prospects? send them nothing but russians and when done with russians in the weight class all they have is fighters in the division above. Caio is getting the Michel Pereira treatment.Shameful
GSP GPS
>>140435226at least you have prospects
>>140435115there's no such thing as homosexual women, they need to shut the fuck up and breed.Or become a nun
>>140435236doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is how much the UFC loves you, they can give you bad matchups, threaten you to accept bad deals, test you more etc etc.
>>140432345Not obese enough
who will be the first alien fight-ter
>half the fights finished by dives and retarded injuries>announced conor has bought the company>no good knuckstoday was a dark day for /knuck/ and that's even if we compare it to apexslop which historically /knuck/ should never lose to. i feel like dana won this weekend
>>140435306there are plenty of mexicans
>>140435324this moment was kino THOUGH
I wanted to make a big boom with my comeback.
>>140435324It was a night of decent heeming, I'm afraid.
The only difference is his size will make a bigger boom when he hits the floor.
>>140433083oh yeah?name 1 fighter that:never lostnever blednever knocked down29-0has his own fastfood chain (m-eat by khabib™)
>>140435397>giganigga ex-nfl guys are always chinny as fuckmust be all the concussions
>>140435306Angela Hills grandma might have gotten impregnated by Aliens
>>140406834that bum is ducking Cyril Gane lmao
Name one fighter named Khabib who didn't fly across the world and give his fazza covid right before his fight with Ferguson.
okay i watched the videojon jones is gay and guru is actually kinda based
THE turdny?
>>140435324Chatri won.
>>140435448It's documented that Ciryl ducked him multiple times and is only now finally asking for the fight since Tom is the champion (a belt he won because Ciryl also ducked the fight with Pavlovich)
>>140435511>is only now finally asking for the fightGane was offered to fight Tom in Manchester and declined
>>140435482
-_-
>>140435517>Jon is ducking>Stipe is ducking>Ciryl is duckingThe absolute state. I'm guessing he's gonna run it back against Blaydes then
Uh oh-stinky!
Sneed soiled her panties again!
Who's? Your mom's panties?
He sucked and fucked your mom's panties homie?
>>140435534why doesn't tom just denounce the heavyweight division if they're gonna be this gay about it?
No fighter has ever improved
>>140435652Probably because that's not a thing and nobody knows what you're talking about. What specifically would "denouncing the division" entail and to what end?
smiffgods we are 3-0 against this dude
>>140435683basically just say there's no competition and move to another division or organization. how is that hard to grasp? you have the majority of a division you're in ducking you and you don't realize that means that it's a waste of time to stay in it when you're in your prime?
good stoppage by herb
>>140435749>how is that hard to graspBecause it's not a thing and nobody knew what you were talking about. And your explanation proves its totally retarded and illogical.
i cannot believe how hard mike perry is winning in BKFC. dude went from being a funny can to the best in the world at a re-emerging sport
>>140435767so you're uninformed of what's going on then. why even reply lmao
I can because I predicted all his fights correctly.
shame he didn't heem mokaev like this
>>140435500Phony Spermguzzlerson bro, beast of a bitch
>>140435732SMIFFGAAAAAANG
>>140435800I'm for real so done talking to stupid people it's exhausting to bring things down to your level. God you stupid people are always the loudest and most confident.
>>140433112>>140433112Jones wins because he's juiced and uses eye pokes and knee destruction as his main offensive strategy.Any striker gets eyepoked, any wrestler is weaker than him. Anyone can beat Jon if the ref/testing company aren't paid off.
>>140435841im taking that shot just fine, personally
>>140435816mrs nicolau has seen her man get knocked out in front of her twice in a row now
>>140435038I don't like him because of the steroids
>>140435836>blah blah you're stupid blah blahi literally stated context and you said "uhhh idk what you're talking about", and then clarified you didn't know what you're talking about, and now you're upset. i can't even laugh at how absurd your lack of self awareness is.
>Why doesn't Tom simply lose 22.5% of his bodyweight or leave his legally binding contract to do the same job and get paid less?Am I being trolled, how else am I supposed to respond to this besides calling you a retard?
>>140435038hitting women is not cool, especially when you're a giant man and one of the best fighters on the planet. it's basically the same as hitting children or puppies. indicative of serious insecurity and mental issues, not respectable
>Post Poatan era Glory
>Why doesn't Tom simply lose 22.5% of his bodyweight or leave his legally binding contract to do the same job and get paid less?Am I being trolled, how else am I supposed to respond to this besides calling you retarded?
>>140435954beautiful stoppage mario
>>140435449
Vitors son is a 4 star QB recruit for Virginia Tech.
Why doesn't Tom simply clone Gane or buy the UFC?
wait what there was ufc today? wtf
Why doesn't Tom simply rearrange a serious of signs leading Gane into the octagon with him at UFC Manchester? Why doesn't he just melt him with his lasor vision?
UFC 301.. Pantoja vs Erceg.. Official card rating, the ocr
Why doesn't gane simply blast Cyril with a freeze ray and thaw him out inside the octagon?
This thread is a day old after a night full of heems...
>>140436161Damn I didn't know Chael also took creepshots
>Polyana and Poatan have broken up
sup heem. back from the lidl.
>>140436215What did you get you piece of shit?
>>140435954except he didn't bash her. 90% of men are capable of doing what he did so what does his fighting ability have to do with it
>>140436215Lidl is open on Sundays in Finland?
im going eat about 12 or 14 taquitos
Is Rizin still on? Or have I missed itAnyone got a stream if so?
>>140436251that seems excessive
slav smiff is surprisingly good on the mic with the post fight interviews, quite charismatic with his choppy english
>>140436220spinach & pasta>>140436247most places are
>>140436323just had some burger king for the fights two original chicken sandwitches the long ones and a large fry I think its ok if I get some to hold me over its been a few hours
>>140436385khamzat sleeps bober
>>140436382i can't condemn you for the burgerking chicken sammies i fuck with those
>>140436321Rizin is April 29th, b
>>140436405:(sheeit
>>140436431but your like a day ahead of us so its like today
>>140436393Couldn't heem Dilbert Bums (who poosman finished with a jab) and couldn't even hurt or wobble Poosman. It's likely already over. Best thing Khumshart Glazers can hope for is a Saudi Arabian robbery decision, sadly. Or hopefully for you, I should say, sadly.
Ryan spann should ditch those yellow shorts
Should i take adderall or get drunk today
>>140436506Do both, pussy
>>140429106I believe you, but that's a strange fightThey're both prawlspects with some steam, so why would they want to kill off the momentum of one of them? They could easily get separate title shots, they're like 2 of the only stars at Flyweight (comparatively)
>>140436466he cant wear yellow shorts, the american flag has no yellow
Nicolau has a james vick chin, sad because he's very good and actually takes the least sig strikes at flyweight. But still let down by genetics
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Nicolau is very smart, multiple languages, good looking, feel like he's probably considering other options now.
>>140436506both
n
>>140436774based, indians are weak faggots
>>140436161It's actually been an unironic 24 (TWENTY FOUR) hours now /box/ is soon lapping /heem/ like it's name was Usman
I skipped the card because I now refuse to watch Apex slop, did I miss any good moments?
>>140436901Hard to tell by the slow thread but allegedly it was a heemfest of quality heems per heem.ar
>>140436777Fuck him, I was about to be 10k up
>>140436506Do both, just don't hit any 2CB/2CI on adderall
Individuals here talmbout bromo dragonfly smdh kmt cuz
ALL THESE DOOS GAY NOW BECAUSE OF JONES
>>140436832Your country's run by an indian. Cope
Damn potential noteworthy heem in the IHHF under 18s
>>140436436No it's Monday 3pm I think, so like 4pm in JapanWould have thought all those guys would still be working at 4pm but w/e
>>140437283whom? IIHF? Slovakia vs Finland?
I only (half) watched a few fights on the prelims and then shut it off before the main card. Any sleeper bangers I should go back and watch while I eat my breakfast today?
>>140437420Smiff vs Spann III
>>140435038People here are mostly homos and post gay scat porn but when someone they don't like looks zesty all hell breaks loose, and don't hit wymyns and children's this is tranny discord central r/heem
>>140432912Didn't they already fight twice?
>>140437345Yes but it was not a kino heem
>>140406291>least toxic bmwf relationship
>>140437560A lot of the shartru post reporters are clearly from some faggot zoomer/inferior social media only posting buzzwords and getting posts critical of a certain mma streamer looked at by the commission. Very pussyman like behavior pussyboy even perhaps
>>140437420The whole main card was pretty good except the obvious
>>140437420You need to watch something while you drink an pint of cum? Just slam it how long can it take? Respectfully.
>>140436774Why are Indians so good at being KOed?
>>140438149its an evolutionary adaptationwhen they get knocked out, they are no longer a threat, so their lives are saved
>>140438143Respectfully, many among us admit to weighing between 40-55 kilograms wet and that half litre of meng juice is probably their OMAD
>>140438143Is this what passes for humor on this board now? Really? Do better.
>>140438316Sorry. Just wanted to talk to someone as I bang out this Khamzat into the Till.
>absolute technical devastation Imagine if we cared about mma...
Why is /heem/ so dead?
>>140438537People often say argie threads are subpar this one is 27 hours old already idk
>>140438537Ufc 300 was the last good card
I tell my room mate to clean the kitchen and this is what I get? Im going to weem her
>>140438692cant a black man have a clean kitchen?
>>140438472Fair enough. Been there, bro.
>>140438619>hyped to hell and back about being a wrastling prodigy>gets thrown off a single leggrim
This was my /knuck/ station last night. Post weem stations!
>>140438388>Cejudo made less than a BKFC bumKWAB
>>140438388BKFC paying half as much as PoohFC is a bit embarrassing for the big dawlg
Which thread is the real thread brehs
>>140439083the other one is just a sneed containment thread
Does it ever happen to you that you have to schaub but you really can't be bothered to?
>>140438094pigurucels are pathetic and the pakistranny is that devil tranny from powepuff girls
>>140435038I just think Jon is a faggot desu, don't really care for all the other stuff.
Best MMA defence for this? Asking for an friend
>>140435038Faggot and trannies hate women too, /heem/ is a notorious feminist general
>>140435038>As a fanbase we>weYeah you don't speak for me and you definitely don't speak for the entire fanbase
>>140439518Don't do whatever Rakic was doing here
>>140438388Sydney Smith bros…
why the fuck is steve erceg headlining a ppv. that's some shit they could get away with during peak hoaxvid. and i say this as a big pantoja fan and a flyweight apologist. this sport is going down the tubes
>>140439667Wait until the see the victory video Dana puts out after the amazing success that 301 will be. You'll regret this post.
>>140439667He's more deserving than when O'Malley got a title shot
>>140439757not true. even if it were it's still a comain event fight
>>140437273you ARE an indian to me, seethe
I shook Ercegs hand at an Starbucks when he fought in Vancouver. Just a hi and bye thing but he seemed like an really nice guy. Pretty big too. Hole he wins.
>>140439847hope he gets badly injured
heard the guru news, yeah jones is definitely a faggot
>>140439667It's Dana's fault for blowing his load on 299 and 300 only 4 months into the year. I swear the matchmaking team is on crack 24/7, no idea how any of this shit made any sense to them.
>>140439847How small are you if you think a flyweight is a big guy
>>140439920That was the joke
>>140439882Real organic looking post there it's not normal or healthy to think this much about faggots btw
>>140439909the ufc is short sided dumbass. its obvious to see if you look at all the interim belts and dumb shit like that they do to sell tickets while diluting their brand and the integrity of the championship. they even offered aspinall the opportunity to defend his interim belt KEK
>>140439909i blame matchmaking for the godawful fight nights but i think bad ppvs are due to the fact that 6 of 8 champions simply refuse to fight
Hey did you watch the last video of The MMA Guru on youtube.com? He breaks down the fact that current UFC heavyweight champ Jon Jones may be a homosexual! Go watch it! NOW!
>>140439909they are cokeheads
>>140440112You mean convicted mild investor and hex pretender Kyle Antony Mee aka mmaguru?
I look like Erceg
Erceg looks like a name spelled backwards
Imagine being named Giovanni Gecre dio mio porcodio mamma mia
>>140440246lol
>>140440006>short sided
>>140440283Closest I could find
You now remember UFC Vegas 91
>>140440420Italians are white I swear to God
>>140440429Think you mean PooFPee Gaygas 91
>>140440387It's just a cunning disguise to avoid the many meng that wish heem pon me>>140440420Lmao at the third one that looks like nigerian facebook
Guru delivers the kill shot next week, it’s over for jonesqueers.
a fat virgin calling the kettle gay
>>140440561Looking forward to him already shitting the bed on his UFC career for no reason but to tell us how much he thinks about gay men when is the video dropping?
Guru is not a virgin but he never kissed a woman
Imagine losing your virginity to an african s*x w*rker (like mmaguru) and her being your only se*ual exp*rience. Now imagine everyone knowing about it as well
Jon “Obsessed With LA Guys” Jones
>>140439920Im 5"4-5"5 and Erceg looked big. Grow up.
chat yes or no the fact that guru have never kissed a woman makes him gayer than jon and jeff molina combined
>>140440949im not no chat but yes
>>140440949I would say making a 70 minute video on how to identify a gay voice is the gayest bit heeminder he has said and I quote, gypsies are honorable fighters and they have a really cool culture
>>140440719That African sex worker might go on to become one of Germany's top pornstars. So show a bit of h*cking respect.
>>140440884You are the one that should grow up.
all this cope isn't going to make jon jones less gay
>>140440884>5’4”GOOD MORNING SAAR
>>140441052OHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT ROCKED HIM
>>140438388I'm sure UFC's profit is at least 10x BKFCs, though the fighter wages only 3X.
>>140441043Scandalous, does fr*nce know about this?
>>140441067where's the proof where's the footage??
heeming a pregnant woman with his car was pretty bad but being gay is down right inexcusable.
>>140440719Sniff
>>140436506He is going to murder Conor.
>>140441106It depends if the dive pay is better than the beating McGregor pay
I will never forgive Dana for allowing Charlie Arnault to announce the fight last night. What an absolute disgrace. Perhaps the worst thing to happen in UFC history, and world history?
>>140441244>watches fight nightsRetard
>>140441244They should have had the fighters introduce themselves
Chandler is a dumb risky fighter who can be goaded into having a terrible gameplan
>>140438765good ol' Canadian boy right there
Don't know about you but I'm tired of these shitty events.
>>140441244You do it then since you know so much
>>140440719>*talian
>>140441244true, shes an unprofessional lump of a woman might as well ask some guy in the apex crowd to announce the fighters
>>140441314Might want to find something else to do until June then
Maybe the cards aren’t bad and you guys just don’t know how to enjoy good mma
>>140441287Chandler just wants to put on a show. I’m not sure if he’s so stupid that he doesn’t realize that he’d make one or two orders of magnitude more than the bonuses as a champion, or he understands that he’ll never be champ so he’s going for the fan favorite angle, so he can negotiate for higher pay
>>140441421Every single fighter on yesterday’s card is a can except for the main event, which was a ultra-manlet fight. It’s time to admit gaypex cards are pure trash
>>140441484can fights can be fun
I can accept that Tiger Woods can golf a golf ball better than me. I can accept that Djokovic can bat a tennis ball better than me. I can accept that Lionel Messi can dribble a football better than me. But I can never and will never accept that Jon Jones or Dricus Du Plessis or anyone else can necessarily beat me in a fight. If I'm fired up(!) and in the zone, you never know what can happen! Let's go!
Guskov stole the weekend very Smiff like in his ability to win against Ryan spann
>>140441499when there’s a crowd sure
>>140441553glad we got a replacement smiff in the rankings since Petrino is gonna murder smiff 1.0 next week.
>>140441603Cant wait for that Guskov revenge tour, imagine it now he dismantle all the guys that have beat Smiff
>>140441617It’s gonna be pretty difficult to find the burglar desu
>>140441446I think it's a bit of both honestly he is into self help so much that he probably believes he can manifest dese tings and then his wag witch tells him it's better to be a highlight real and buy life insurance just in case
The Apex is where legends are made...
Apologize.
A goyslop apex card mogged BKFCs best card of the year Dana just doesn't fucking miss
>>140441786Angulo’s comeback heem was better than the entire card combined
>>140441782legitimate contender gets knocked off by a featherweight who isn't even awarded a top 5 ranking, further weakening an already shambolic division for no reason other than 300 needed names. kino fight tho
>>140441823>got dominated by Khabib>but somehow a legitimate contender against Islam
Story behind the African sex worker that is guru’s only sexual experience?
Chatri won.Chatri always wins.
>>140441880>tf>tpIs it an instinctual thing for all of you?
>>140441823>gaethje>legitimate contender
I want Joanna to wrap those massive tree trunks she calls legs around my neck and triangle choke me until I lose consciousness. I wanna suck her toes and lick her big feet while I make sweet love to her.
first person to kill merab in the octagon becomes my hero
>>140441837>>140441944didn't say he would win or even be competitive just that he earned a legitimate stake to a title shot
>>140441960Has that weird third worlder face no thanks
>>140441970I'm sure Yan won by murder, go watch that fight
>>140441960I want to get my hand slippery and fist her weili until it my fingers get wrinkly like I've been in a bath
>>140441992Not ahead of Arman.
sankoGODS ww@?
>>140441960Sniff
>>140442053Sniff
>>140442053Weidman whispers baby it's okay, somedayWe've got to hold on to what we've gotCause it doesn't make a differenceIf we make it or notWe've got each other and that's a lotFor cum - you'll give it a shotWhooah, you're half way thereWhooah suckin on this playaSuck this meng and we'll make it - I swearWhooah livin on a prayer
>>140442053Literally hotter milfs at a Walmart in Missouri at 2am
The question was posed last night but was unanswered.What did he see?
>>140442139>implying wmma thirsters go outsideKEK @ u
>>140442161You don't want to know
>>140442161
At least Conor will make sure to keep the recipe of handsome aesthetic heemers in BKFC
>>140442047not anymore but when garth heemed dustin armans best win was still THE joel alvarez. i'm saying gaethje should have had (and lost) his shot by now and we should be looking forward to islam vs arman right now. instead neither of those guys are getting a title fight and we're getting fucking dustin prober for no reason. stupid nonsensical division >dariush vs oliveira was supposed to be a number 1 contenders fight>justin vs dustin was supposed to be a number 1 contenders fight>oliveira vs tsarukyan was supposed to be a number 1 contenders fight>not ONE of the winners of those fights got a title shotkind of makes michael chandler look a lot less foolhardy waiting around for conor, why bother taking hard fights and climbing the ladder just for the champ to wait you out and fight some washed boxer with no hips instead when it becomes convenient. might as well just take a money fight
>>140442053Built for DC's BBC
UFC Heavyweight Champion Tom AspinallBoxing Heavyweight Champion Tyson FuryBKFC Heavyweight Champion Mick TerrillONE Championship Bantamweight Muay Thai and Kickboxing World Champion Jonathan HaggertyHardest Puncher in The World Eddie HallLEVELS
Why are all former NFL guys who move to MMA all giga chinlets?
>>140442433>polish>irish>nobody>irish and irish
>>140442442they come prepackaged with brain damage
Sean O'Malley>irish, cuckoldJon Jones>nigerian, homosexual
Pocket watching narcs need to get the fuck off my the heem
Stamp fairtexhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1714308752778834.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1714310685050277.webm
>>140442318>but when garth heemed dustin armans best win was still THE joel alvarezDuring this time, Chandler/Gaethje/Poirier were ducking the hell out of him, and now he beat the guy who beat all of them.
>>140442598
>>140442507its the end of civilization
>>140442598helen yee is 32 years old
>>140442701>lememe.jpg
In the game of life, I am Jamawl, and the world is Poatan.
Hapler will heem the drug addicted fiend and solidify himself as a role model for discipline, dedication, and determination for black kids all around the world. >>140436512>>140436790Your inexperience is showing, they dull the effects of each other, too weak for a proper speedball. You think i havent done loads of both before, goobers? I chose adderall, hit the gym and got some errands done.>>140437042A friend is boutta cop some 2CB cause they never get strong visuals on heavy doses of shrooms or LSD (legit, ehrlich tested) and damn that stuff is expensive, hope it's worth it.
>>140442764Who is Herb Dean?
>>140442788My parents.
Wait a minute, Guru has sex with black women? Alright, he's based in my book then
>>140442862do we have to pay for this?
>>140442833They tried to prevent the world from heeming you but in the end they allowed it?
Derb Hean
>>140442862looks goofy with the belt sticking out
>>140442878Only 79.99
>>140442701why would any self-respecting man (who isn't trying to pass) do this to themself? absolutely disgusting
>>140442878Of course my friend
>>140442878hurry you can still get 10$ off, expires tomorrow
>>140442922niggas be gay
>>140442917it's too big for him
>>140442922niggaz gotta do whatever it takes to make it in showbiz
>>140442922humiliation rituals
>>140442507Did you hear that an african sex worker FUCKED mmaguru in his prime? Ooooooooh
>>140442976shant acknowledge e-celebs thoughevertheless
>>140442995I just thought are monsieur and regular oooohposter would be interested
>>140435500Paddy is more powerful than Gaethje, he'd break him.
Guru's dating a shine?
>>140443104what did he mean by this
>>140443029OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(non)
https://youtu.be/bRAPFJS4nyE
>>140443120jon anik is pro bo nickal as is all of heem and r/mma and mma twitter
Daddy C > Cruz > BEASTping >>> Hardy >>> some bum sportsjournowho >>>>>>>>> Jannyk in commentatingi hate catchphrase commentators and quirky facts
>>140443168OOOOOOOOOOOOHhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1714324151056375.png
>>140442788There is no herb b. Nobody steps in to save you.
>Smiff>Paul Craig >The still cold corpse of Jose AldoWhat did Brazil do to deserve this card
>>140442898Yeah they have their share of blame.
christ the reheemer
>>140443481Man I wish the war would be over so I can publicly admit guys like Fedor are heemers without some 60 kg white collar telling me how he could heem him non finngols wouldn't understand
Make the new thread before I shit
>>140443755you should really take a break from heem
>>140443755We have ten posts in this one
>>140443755gotta wait until the bump limit b
>>140443778No I just got here
>>140443755there's poop coming out of your butt
>>140443755I would but then it might be up for 30 hours like this one and I would bring shame to my flag
UFC 301 UFC 302UFC 303UFC 304UFC 305UFC 206These are some of the upcoming events
fuck it. im making the thread. give me 7 minutes
There are literally no fights to look forward to
>not looking forward to the reign of Erceg
>>140443914>206Quit living in the past old man
>>140442976>>140442995>>140443029>>140443168>>140443415
I suddenly really want to heem turkish weili
Why didn't Dontayle slam his Torso into him? Could've gotten a knock out
fuck it im parker porter>>140444045>>140444045
Colby is such a difficult problem to solve, He marches forward with crazy pressure and stings his opponents with his piston jab. His incredible defense paired with his long jab make it really hard to get inside. He also has 100% takedown defense and the threat of him taking you down is always there. Pair that with great chin, excellent cardio and strength and you have a champion
>>140443657Nice context clues klaus you fucking sour kraut
mmmm sauerkraut
>>140443174Why does CTE even exist bros Everytime im reminded of CTE existence, it fucking destroys me
>>140442701It's overBasketball is finished
