>SCHEDULE: https://www.flashscore.com/snooker/>COVERAGE: BBC1, BBC2, and BBC4, and BBC Red Button, Eurosport also. However, coverage has been dogshit all tournament even for us island folk and you'll be much better off watching a stream>STREAM: Twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams (A kick stream will be provided for the second table)>E-SPORTS: Twitch.tv/nr147>HOMEPAGE: MarkSelby.One
Prev >>140378377Last thread was the best one so far so let's keep the standard up lads
Rare Ahmed Aly OP.
Stinky cruce
1st for Stevie Boy Maguire World Title 2024
>E-SPORTS: Twitch.tv/nr147 (embed)kek based OP
Anyone got a screencap of Murphy with the double cue extenders?
>>140405297Show this to a pool enjoyer to scare them
>>140405304
Now THAT'S what I call snooker!
>>140405256I'm fully behind this idea>>140405288World Championship threads innit
>>140405414>hmm bacon
>>140405414Reminds me of Mr Toad from Wind in the Willows
GRANITE
Anime.This is /147/ during this year's WC, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
Lads, Shaun WANTS to go out so he can go back to commentating. It's all a scheme.
>>140405297I feel like you should be able to lean over to play shot even if you're handling an extra pound or two.
if morph bottles it, he's done for good
milbert is back to suffer even more
>>140405439>ImplyingIwillNotBeYourMate.jpgFucking hell, kek>>140405513Not like this, fellow Milberts
>>140405444right
Why has Welshbro never told us that GWAN means "weak" in Welsh?
Damn you BBC. Was waiting for the interval to end and the red button cuts to athletics.
>Seethe Maguire, 69Nice>>140405647>mfw it's realNo wonder our GWANs never work
>>140405807>No wonder our GWANs never workOh, but they do. But they do... And how.
>>140405170That ear bite video is absolutely creepy.
>>140405859>Oh, but they do. But they do... And how.
Shorn is doing a very good job of stringing together a break on an awful table. Props to him.
>>140405647And, even more worryingly, if you shout QUAFF RPMMIE, he might mishear you as saying CRYF RONNIE which means the exact opposite.
>these are 2 big hittersthey are big alright
>>140406006It kind of makes sense, they're gonna throw you out if you bring a loud snack like popcorn
>>140405444You can, but you always need to keep at least one foot on the floor (so you can't just climb up and lie on the table) and you aren't allowed to touch the balls on the table with anything other than the cue ball. As long as you obey those rules, you can lean as much as you want.
>>140406006You wouldn't molest your son on TV on purpose and then smile when you know you're being broadcast to the nation. My theory is the younger one is some rent-boy or prostitute. If he's some twink who wants to be molested, he would look like he was enjoying it more, so I think the biter brought him along.
>>140406156HehBusiness idea: Bing(ham), Seethen, Shaun move to Japan and form a heya to dominate sumo>>140406143I wonder what word then triggered Gnelf to win it this year then
>>140405439>ImplyingIwillNotBeYourMate.jpglmao
>>140406266It looks like he doesn't realise he's in the shot until after the bite and then tries to play it off.
>>140406230I meant lean over from the black end of the table ()left side), so you're over the top of the balls. I just leaned over my stair banister and it feels do-able!
>shorn
why didn't we listen to them bros? we are selling out to the oil tycoons
>>140406307You mean, like, so you seppuku the cue towards yourself when you play the shot?
>>140406327> A year later> kek
>>140406326You gonna pot the cueball anon, don't do it.Unless of course you actually like photography.
>>140406326screenshot the DMs lad and hide her name
>>140406326Shagging for broadcast is different from shagging for personal enjoyment. Also, why would you do such a thing and then not share it with us?
>>140406326Anon, I can see literally nothing bad happening here, you should do it because I, sitting in Ireland and posting on 4chan, thinks it's funny- and that's the best argument for any side.
>>140406326At least you are not tongue-punching a wee lad's ear on national television.Yet.
inb4 these two still play when the afternoon session is about to start>>140406303>>140406319Insane that these images aren't photoshopped
this is like watching two bald men fight over a comb
>>140406395i know right?
>>140406408>What was The Falkands War?
elemayoh
GWAN SHORN
>>140406327>>140406347Lel
is seethen grinning?kwab
>shorm
>>140406538>how it started>how it's going
>>140405170>Over 10 million viewsobviously a publicity stunt. well played barry...
>>140406326have a wank and rethink your decision
>>140406538I dread to think where all this is leading
>BBC coverage starts>Everyone ignores Hazel Irvine and just focuses on the crowd for more sex crimes
When are the gwanners back out in force? Tomorrow?
>>140406326tell her that before filming you will need to shag off camera to see if you have chemistry
>>140406670I've been a crowdwatcher the whole tournament so far.
>>140406737I suspect they will start to filter in today, but Ronnie is playing tomorrow so I might see if I can go to a snooker club and just play by myself while everyone is watching the professionals at home.
>>140406538
>>140406668Desi and Tati with hiyabs
>>140406470>>140406534Makes me smile everytime>>140406538Top lel>>140406550>>140406611>tfw the seethe hits just right
>>140406774Kek forgot image
>>140406774>>140406807
>See Morphy still in>Assume he qualified>Look again, he's the eight (8) ranked player in the worldHow in the fuck?
>jodd coming across as vaguely likeable in his interviewI'm not sure how to feel
>free ball
>>140406354Prior to this I won her over with some outrageously well framed shlong pics that I cannot share here.Pretty low level effort really given the results. She wants pics of my cue action on her face.I may take anons advice and have a wank during a a nice century break first to clear my head
Why is mark Allen so boring? In theory he shouldn't be boring, he's from northern Ireland like Alex Higgins, and he can even pot a bit and isn't particularly slow. But for some reason he is just the most generic, miserable snooker player ever.
What is this frame
>>140406985but isn't that billy bobbins?
>>140406833I think it's a very top-heavy list at the moment (eighth place is pretty heavy too, but that's not important right now). There are a handful of players who win everything, and the meme winners win one tournament then disappear again. If you consistently do okay but not great in every single tournament, you will probably wind up...well, around eighth.
cute fatty in the audience behind Seethen :3
Has anyone ever played a safety shot so good that it was physically impossible to escape from it?
>>140407024snooker kino
>>140407024Who are you watching? I've just noticed that the BBC coverage is showing Murphy-Maguire, even though that has surely finished now.
>>140406981What the hell, always had been told women don't want dickpics.
When he's good, he's on fire.
>>140407075yes, cue ball into the pocket, try escaping that
BASED SEETHEN BASED SEETHEN BASED SEETHEN BASED SEETHEN BASED SEETHEN BASED SEETHEN BASED SEETHEN BASED SEETHEN BASED SEETHEN
>MorphyTHAT CELEBRATION FROM SEETHEN (webmbro please)>>140406981>Footstepsofshorn.jpgKek>>140406978>>140407024These two are doing their best to entertain us (by making us laff)
>that pop off
Elite fist pump
Based Seethen
>>140407100Fucking based
based seth
>>140407075
The German commentator was close to cooming in his pants during the last minutee of the frame. Truly a zest connoisseur.
>>140407075Yes. There are even rules which govern such things.
>>140407115
>>140407115put it insanely hard in corner pocket so it comes out from the middle one
>>140406981>i'm free this evening if you are Mate the snooker's on
>he's actually going to beat Morph>we're getting a Gilbert v Maguire quarterfinalmaybe the World Champs aren't so bad after all
Nice to see Seethen punching a table in a happy mood for once.
>>140407172>>140407176>>140407200
>>140407172>>140407176>>140407200I'm seeing treble... 9 Seethans
>>140407115Is that are Małgorzata in the white?>>140407172>>140407176>>140407200Absolutely blessed <3
>>140407176Now that you had to put it that way, he doesn't even have a chance any more. So it's Gilbo v Shorn.
>>140407172>>140407176>>140407200Does he realise this is bo25 now and not bo19?
>>140407152I don't think the table has Scooby Doo cartoon physics>>140407207>Is that are Małgorzata in the white?gee, how did you recognise her? :^)
>>140407207>Is that are Małgorzata in the white?how did you recognize her bro
>>140407207>MałgorzataPolish female names are kino. Those who are into renaissance fair larp culture don't need to come up with an medieval sounding fantasy name, they can use their own.
>>140407176>>140407200>>140407172
>>140407206kek>>140407254>>140407273lelthe /147/ hivemind is getting too strong..I better take a breakmight have a nap
>Murphy sissy losing
There will be a jigsaw during the Jones/Si interval
>>140407172>>140407176>>140407200dubs confirm a seethe W
>>140407075you wouldn't want to have that, makes it easier to escape with minimal foul-points, unless I misunderstand the rules
>>140407172>>140407176>>140407200filename awfully fitting, despite being ancient
>>140407383lel>>140407469>ynr the summer of zest
>>140407435Depends on the ref. There was a game with Thor Chuan Leong where the ref kept calling a miss but Thor was convinced it was an impossible snooker and ended up just conceding the frame in a huff.
Whoever made this thread: GET OUT OF MY VIDYER
>>140407089You underestimate the power of my cue and the desperation of wannabe only fans thots
>Judd Trump says he was approached about joining a rival snooker tour but dismissed the suggestion out of hand, happy where he is and focussed on more success.
>>140407544go back
>>140407254>>140407273Heh... (haha)>>140407324>might have a napiktf but Allel/Higgybear could be based>>140407469>2021>ancientI don't feel so good, bro>>140407720I love Jodd now?!
>>140407581Kuldesh stop chasing slampiggies and focus on getting back on the tour
>>140407720>not wanting to join the new world order of professional snooker
Hey, did you guys know about the 1985 Final?
Its rigging time boys
gwan markgwan si
>>140407818these gwans are from me too
>>140407720Holy fucking based. This is the reason to now hope the boy goes on forever.
SNOOK TIMESI SI SI SI SI
>>140407772No, but I'm sure that if anything interesting had happened, Dennis Taylor would have mentioned it at some point.
mynd ymlaen bobbins
>>140407581It's nice and all but is this the path you want to walk?
>Qatar, Bahrain, Dubai, and Abu Dhabi
Can't Stop by RHCP has got to be the most 'NPC' walk-on music possible
>>140407720I can't stand Barry, so hopefully the new Chinese/Saudi overlords win
why does mark allen always look so miserable
>>140407942Saudis are on Barry's team. I just hope the breakaway tour can apply enough pressure to get WST to fix the fucking livescores.
>>140407933I was thinking that about the Stereophonics song that Jak Jones walked out to. Maybe some players just don't like music and get assigned a walk-on theme by the organisers if they can't think of one for themselves.
>>140407962If you've been to Northern Ireland you'd understand.
>>140407985>Maybe some players just don't like music and get assigned a walk-on theme by the organisers if they can't think of one for themselves.This would be me btw
The state of this table
>>140408008Club level
>>140407933I'd choose All My Life by Foo Fighters, give the Cruce a real "ITV4 montage" flavour.
>>140407919I'm weighing it up in my mind. I spend a lot of time engaging in degenerate wanking. Is taking a few photos of my cock with a cute faced chubby any worse? Maybe if I just maintain strong eye contact it will feel OK? Or maybe staying on the settee is much less complicated. Help me lads I feel like I'm stuck in an awkward frame with the torturer.
Lads the Riga Masters is coming back next season, right?
>The /147/ snooker world championship>Rob Walker nowhere to be seen; we each walk out without an introduction under our country's flag>Walk-on music consists of progressive techno and industrial post-rock>Please welcome...Anon!>And here to face Anon today...>A Union Jack hangs down; polite applause starts>Suddenly, Irish folk music starts playing>BAH GAWD THAT'S SCHIZO MUSIC>Anon's opponent rips down the Union Jack and runs out dressed as a leprechaun>Whole crowd starts booing like WWE
>>140408023I would do it. But be warned: I guarantee she is mental and is going to cause drama.
>>140408008Its the grease that drips of shorn. Gets deep into the baize. Hard to get out.They'll sort it out when they move down to the one table set up and Shorn is dumped out
This Si-Jak match is going to drag on forever.
>>140408114>Proceeds to cut six minute (hour) promo on the Freemason stable
C E N T U R Y
>>140407847>Shorn redemption arc>Jodd redemption arc>mfwI'm not sure how to feel about this>>140407760>>140408114>>140408215Top lel>>140408073>Riga MastersPure soul
watching Billy Bobbins makes me think that zesty snooker might not be the way
>>140408168Hmmm its a difficult one and time is running out. Her face is a strong 9/10. Due to meet at 6. If I don't return to update you lads tomorrow. remember me
>>140408606If that's her, she isn't fat. But she does have atrocious taste in lampshades.
>>140408645Ikea
>>140408606where did you get this picture of me
>>140408645>But she does have atrocious taste in lampshades.brah
what happens if si and jak take too long and the evening matches are suppose to start?
>>140408751They abandon the session when the frame ends, and make them play the other frames at the start of the next session.
>>140408645maybe she's just a Ministry of Sound fangirl
>>140408828>still exists
>>140408645>If that's her, she isn't fatt. Shaun Murphy>>140408517Si vs Jones is pure torture>>140408828lel
>>140407985There must be a licensing issue to consider, otherwise I'd go with Black Death Nonetheless by the Anorexia Nervosa Nihilistic Orchestra.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waol_V-erAE
disgusting what that ronnie fan did to that kid
BASED SIGULLJa(c)k the spack getting a taste of his own medicine
SIBROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
These two jobbers are incredible (for the purists)Well done from Si to win from there
>>140405544Wtf
>>140408715Martin Gould sent it me
>>140409164goa'uld?
can j-AK possibly recover from that?
It feels strange to call Koiren a jobber as he's actually played well this season.
>j- AK
>>140408606she is fat and there are obvious self-harm scars on her armdon't do this lad
>>140408645>If that's her, she isn't fat.My flag makes me an expert on fat and I rule she is fat.
>>140408606So many red flags anon.Don't do it, there's a lot of strength to be found in restraint and a lot to lose if you follow your dick into the abyss.
It's so over, Si-sters.
>>140408606why are you trying to gain support for this venture?go be horny elsewhere
>>140408606if you are not going to do it at least write her something about being too zested or gnelfs in your house
Is it over for Shorn?
https://jigex.com/d6AWHhttps://jigex.com/d6AWHhttps://jigex.com/d6AWHJigsaw now because there's no chance Si and Jak get to the interval before I have to go out
>>140407925grim>>140408114>>140408215lmao
>>140409509awesome puzzle senpai
>>140409509
>>140409509>>140409750That was fun. Again?
>>140409509>>140409750wonderful puzzlelI love how >we opted to solve all the difficult white pieces before even finish the easy border pieces - truly granite puzzle solving from all involved
>>140409509>>140409750lovely stuff
>>140409509>>140409750Wonderful
>>140409804we learnt from the zest
>>140409804No, I was looking for that final edge piece for multiple minutes and couldn't find it.
jak's fak'd
>>140409883should've worn your gargools
This match has to be the most awkward I've ever seen.
still proud of mark losing all that waitkinda wish the other pros would learn from his example
selby watching Si vs Jak match
si bros...
>>140410353
For me, it's si
>>140410694A mi, no
Nice shot siYou fucking spastic Surely this can't be what China amounts to?Absolute fucking joke. Kill yourself
Si is fucked, isn't he
>>140410444I'm trying my best not to doze off
>>140410694He now needs to win four frames while losing only one. Still not impossible.
Hako got the final posting in, I kneel.
/higgins/
>>140410934Incredibly devlish from Polebro
>>140410913there is nothing wrong with a cheeky nyap
>>140410900deep breaths
>Coventrythat is all>>140408606>those scars on her armLad run, run like Ronnie from his daughter, this is a fucking code red (I'd probably shag tbqh but still)
>>140410934
Mark Allen and John Higgins are both playing excellent shots, then missing complete sitters. They have no consistency. That should make this match more exciting, but it isn't doing because they're just shit.>>140410993I got up at noon today. Being in bed is fantastic, but I do wish I had done something more than watch snooker.
>>140411344there is still time leftyou could do some easy stuff that makes you feel like you were productive like dishes, laundry, bit of dusting
>>140411276for me? it's>Baggieswith a small side of>Canaries
why does jak's face annoy me so?
>>140411395He might look like one of those kids we all went to school with, who hung out with the bullies and tried to pretend he was cool and dangerous but he was actually just a slightly psychotic twat.>>140411365If the wilderness walk near me is open 24 hours, I could go and do that, but the weather looks like it might rain. Also, it starts at some museum so I might set off walking, see lots of nice rivers and things, then get back at 8pm and not be able to leave.
Not to be racist or anything but why are there so many Welsh players
At least they won't have to worry about Si / Jones taking too long because this is finished.
>>140411581he really doesnt like murphy does he
>>140411581Exquisite.
>>140411395Literal mouthbreather. Probably chews with his mouth open too
The commentators are talking about golf again >:(
>>140411581>the virgin Morph fist clench versus the chad Seethen pop off>>140411624tbf he has more reason than most to 'ate Morph
>>140411714>jangry verhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs.png
Is it good for Mark Allen and John Higgins to really grind out a match, to get them into tip-top match fitness, or will it just exhaust them so they lose the next match?
>>140410934>>140410973>>140411301What can I say, my love for Hako want be beat this easily.>>140411714>
>>140411835It will either get them into tip-top match fitness and they will win the next match...or they will be exhausted and they will lose the next match...or they will be in tip-top match fitness but they will still lose the next match. Its one of those outcomes.
i don't think there's any match-up where i don't want the chinese player to win. being a white man, i blow the subconscious bias narrative out the water.
It's so over for Germany. Italy once and for all proven to be the greatest car constructor in the world
Si looks like a bit of a yes man
>>140412004Please imagine I posted this in /f1/, thank you very much.
>>140412004we could so with some italian snooker players. lots of hand gestures
>>140411920this won't end hereI'll get the better of you one day
>>140412086Always a profound sadness in Selby's eyes.
>>140412043business idea: federica masolin reporting on snooker on yurosport
Is Si the last chink standing?
>>140412086is Diana - dare I even suggest it? - the greatest living German snooker player?
jak jones has a very unlikeable face
>>140412002Si is the last Chinese player in the tournament, and it's not looking good for him. I have some Chinese players I like (such as Si) but there are also some who just clog up snooker. We don't need all the Chinese players we've got; we need to bring back Yan and let me get rid of the ones with no personality.
>>140412209bit rude
Kino frame. Just tuned in. Tried coming on earlier, but the fucking antiques roadshow was on all the streams, and my gf was fascinated by it.
>>140412172gleggers & diana need to get linked upshe could teach young lukas a few tricks...
A truly phenomenal yellow there! And the shot he just took wasn't too bad either.
>>140412209i've thought a lot about the concept of the seemingly irrational unlikeable face, and my guess is if you find a face unlikeable it's because you believe, from their face, that you should be more successful than them, and seeing them achieving beyond where you'd think their face would have them, annoys. it's why i think so many people dislike James Corden. kind of chubby, not attractive; this guy should be working in a chippy.
oh no no no hahahaha
>>140412350I would suggest that the insecurity you are describing is a broader issue. With modern society the way it is, many people do think they should be more successful than they are, but I don't think other people's faces really enter into it. The face I really hate is footballer James Maddison, and that's because he looks dishonest; he looks scheming and duplicitous, and more specifically he looks like he wants to trick and scam me in particular. I don't resent his footballing success, or I would hate other footballers just as much. I hate him more because I know that as soon as I turn my back on him, he's going to try and harm me somehow.
GG no Si.
Jak Jones is shorter than Si Jiahui! HE'S SHORTER THAN A CHINAMAN AHAHAHAHAHA
Asians are so mentally fragile under pressure.Pathetic
Is there any Riggins stream anywhere? My streaming today is awful.
>Si outand /147/ loses again
>>140412473Pajeet pleaseYou are the shortest among all.
>>140412473but he is bigger and heavier
>>140412501The riggins game continues tomorrow afternoon
>>140412572Ahh, ffs. When are we back on? No wonder i couldn't load anything.
>>14041259243 bings until the 1st sessions of Kyren Wilson v Joe O'Connor and Jack Lisowski v Stuart Bingham
>>140412705Cheers man. Fucking Everton Brentford fighting over 16th in the meantime, kurwa.
Proletina
Young Jack or Bing Bong lads?
>>140412727My friend went to Man Utd vs Burnley with a guy in an electric wheelchair, so she thought she might be right at the front in the disabled section and get to be on TV. But I think they have another disabled section right at the back where you aren't on TV at all. She sent me a photo and it looks awful. Good thing I also enjoy snooker.
>>140412800For me, it's the 'Ham all the way. He has more grit and less flamboyance, and grit is more important than flamboyance in the World Championships.
>>140412800The Bing
>>140411276>>140411382May I also present for your consideration:>bluebirds(Glad everyone was having fun with Welsh while I was out watching that shite.)
>>140412790Why do women love posing for stupid photos like this? Is life for a woman really about trying to one-up their friends on social media?
It was not the year of the YCP. Maybe next year...
>>140413001Some of them, yes. And sometimes you just want to feel successful, and having simps is how women feel successful. Men want to have high-paying jobs, even though the highest-paying jobs are just bullshit financial shadiness, sales, and meetings. Why wouldn't you move pallets around a building site instead, when such a job comes with fresh air, exercise, companionship and a sense of personal achievement? Because those jobs aren't "successful" and none of those perks are worth half as much as the respect you get for being a corporate wanker. And to turn this back to the female perspective, there's a saying that's popular among people with eating disorders which is ideologically identical: "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
>>140412800Stewy Bingz all the way. So inevitably Jack will win
>the Sity of Si>>140412172>>140412289Glegggods DDD:>>140410993True, but I have to adjust my sleeping schedule for work next week.>>140412790Comfy :3>>140412850Stu also has more grits (n gravy)>>140412973>bluebirdsFeels bad, mang
>The 'Ham versus the 'Sow
>>140413345is the pink ball made of pig?
I have another puzzlel
>>140413385Post it!
https://jigex.com/HPDuChttps://jigex.com/HPDuChttps://jigex.com/HPDuChere it is
>>140413379Looks a lot like jiggins
>>140413538we havent even finished it yet but im already laughing
>>140412790A nice picture ruined by awful choice of trousers. Many such cases.
>You up to much this weekend?
>>140413538
>>140414052superb
>>140414052beautifulpuzzlel creators really go above and beyond :3
GWAN MY BOY STU BINGZ>>140414026>Jegg talking to womandoubt.jpeg>>140413538>>140414052Fucking lel>>140414113I'm amazed at what Anons are able to create (especially when I compare them to my MS Paint-tier efforts)
Alan was getting particularly carried away during tonight's lanalysis
jeccbros oh no no NO NO NO
GWAN my boy
>>140414367I reckon he'll go bald before he wins a ranking event (but I also think the heat death of the universe will also happen before then)
>>140413279You bastard. You utter bastard. Look what you've made happen.
>>140406538lol
Walk the line (The Ballad of Judd and Jack)Ikeep a close watch on that friend of mineI keep thinking "Maybe he'll win a cup this time"I get to 5 frames in a best of nineBecause I'm Judd Trump, and my mate gets pumped.He finds it very, very easy to miscueHe finds himsellf the wrong side of the blueBut he admits, that he still thinks I'm coolHis mate's Judd Trump, so he's not a chump.As sure as Rory's Black and Jimmy's WhiteI know that I won't miss much sleep tonightAnd its because I know young Jack is shiteHe has nothing... I was Burger King.He'll win someday, maybe that days not farHe'll buy a house, and some Italian CarBut by that day we'll have the final in Qatar! He just jack, I'm Ace in the Pack.I keep a close watch on that friend of mineI keep thinking "Maybe he'll win a cup this time"I couldnt come up with a Nawty Snooker rhymeAnd theres no time, its the last line.
hogham is looking a bit fatter than normalis it just the grey vest, or has he eaten a massive chicken dinner again?>>140414436I wonder when he will lose his status among the pundits as a "promising" player to a certified jobber?is there and exact cutoff point, or will they stop praising him gradually? >just when writing this post yates started yapping his usual "promising talent jack lisowski" liturgy againlike pottery>>140414773lmaogreat work, as usual
>>140414773Another instant classic from Ken! (Or Den)>tfw Judd won't fall into Jack's ring of fire
>>140415145The lesser spot Den composition.
Dennis Taylor ASMR
>>140415129>is there an exact cutoff point, or will they stop praising him gradually?I'm very tempted to see if I can find any other comparable players, 0 ranking titles but have been in the top 16 for 5 years or so.
>Jegg not going for a maximum>Stu Bingz clearing upGood stuff this>>140414263Now that is a man that just lives and breathes thorough snooker punditry>>140414773>As sure as Rory's Black and Jimmy's Whitelel
GWAN KYLE>India already off'd himselfFeels Batman.>>140414052>>140414773Very nice.
How can pockets allegedly change size so noticeably? Shouldn't they be regulated for tournament play?
>>140415617They are regulated. The size of the pockets doesn't change, but you can change the cloth and the room humidity and things like that, and that can affect whether balls go in or stay out. This used to get discussed every year when players just made more and more centuries every season (around the time the no-dust chalk came on the market, as it happens).
predictionbros, I don't feel so good
lmao Leo is old!
Now THIS is obviously /sp/ related.I don't know if I want Jegg to win this match or Bing. I think I'll gwan Lis though, because he has no chance of winning a ranking event anyway.
not gwan lisowski
>>140415484>India already off'd himselfWhat a tragic end if somehow Kyren won the Worlds and Indianon isn't around to witness it>>140416574But Stu Bingz is able to beat Shaun, Ronnie, or Trump>>140416547He's only 34 years!>>140416312>Anda TakerKek
bingham please
>>140416312shorn wins?>>140416547I don't see it>>140416574delet>>140416877and we haven't seen portubro either
>>140416877>>140415484Sirss . Please understand and send energy to are worriror lads.>>140414773KekCaam On KYLE
>>140417258there he is!
Bit gutted Si went out ngl. Was hoping for more from the lad.
>>140417565Bingham looks like a fat nonce.
>>140415297Has Kyren Wilson ever won a ranking event? I can’t think of one off the top of my head.
>>140417616
>>140417565I truly and honestly believe that Stuart Bingham would be the best snooker player to be friends with. He just radiates calm and cool.
>>140417057Zesty frame that was 2bh>>140417232>and we haven't seen portubro eitherDied of too much cooming>>140417258Kyrenbros, it's his year!>>140417565Based
>>140417258He got this. At least he shouldn't have much trouble getting into the quarters.>>140417616Of course. Five of them. And all before Jack Lisowski, by the way, who looks 10 years younger but was actually born in the same year.And that includes the prestigious Championship League of all events.
>>140417652why do his deano kids make me so mad
>>140417232currently I'm not even convinced her makes it past Seethen[spoiler]I hope he doesn't[\spoiler]
Bingers just having fun out there, you love to see it
>>140417738Because he fulfilled his biological purpose and you never will?
>it's happening again
Any Bingy Man in?
Business idea: only 147s count. So for example this match would continue until one player got 13 147s
I finally figured who Stu reminds me of.
imagine buying tickets for a cheeky last 16 session and you end up having to watch wilson vs o'connor
>>140417344:) Sirss.>>140417616>Has Kyren Wilson ever won a ranking event?All the time.>>140417701Never in Doubt>>140417717Last Championship he made 147. Worrior is always in control.Caam on all good Sirss..Keep suporting the Worrior. Please sirs.
>>140417887Finally remembered I wanted to make pic related for a long time>>140417953Based
>E-EBDON, HELP!!
>>140417953>feat ronnie
>>140417963how are you supposed to zest properly?
>>140418334>2 (frame's) plenty
>jester died for thisthe shanty town of leicester
>>140418511HOWEVER
>>140418334>inserts an energy crystal up his bum
>>140418609it's over for joao
More like Jack Fizzleoutski (pretend I posted this at 5-2)
>5-28 more to go ladssss.
>Stuart Bingham vs Stephen Maguire Final is still on the cards Baized
Dont fuckup Kyleeee.
Cam on Koiren
>Kyle
Delicious frame, this.
>this frame>>140418934Imagine. This whole season would be redeemed (except for what happened to Selby) >>140417700>He just radiates calm and cool.>
>>140418934it'd be the snooker equivalent of that webm of the big-bellied bloke in the pub thrusting his fat tummy into the other big-bellied bloke, knocking him over
Caaaaam On Kyleeeeee
>>140418282>jegg_moyes.jpg
>>140418282
>Wee Zhou getting BTFOTime to sleep now>>140419776>>140419925:3
Worrior
Good nIght everyone!Can't wait for tomorrow's conclusion of Bear vs Pig.
Who's the fuzzy wuzzy talking to jimmy and alan?
>>140420030>>140420086goodni'
>>140418282>jegg_moyes.jpglel>>140420086gn, lad>>140420112radzi chin-something>>140420138>
>>140420138Twas a long match
If 2016 Angles was at this tournament he’d probably win the thing. Also we were a whisker away from getting a Selby vs McManus final wtf
I've found some more lemon content in another thread. If only there was a good snooker player, who won matches in this tournament, who had a reputation for liking lemons.>>140414850
>>140421046something tells me a certain Hako-loving Poland anon will really really like this gif
snucker
>>140424257takes like 10 seconds for him to get out of his chair then another 5 to walk to the table and another 5 to adjust his pants
wtf jak jones was born in cumbrain?
>>140434452he played so well against willo then played shite against jak jones
Mornin'
Sun 28 Apr 10:00 BSTStephen Maguire [28] 10 - 6 Shaun Murphy [8]Ryan Day [18] v Ronnie O'Sullivan [2]Sun 28 Apr 14:30John Higgins [13] 4 - 4 Mark Allen [4]Jack Lisowski [17] 3 - 5 Stuart Bingham [29]Sun 28 Apr 19:00Joe O'Connor [30] 2 - 6 Kyren Wilson [12]Ryan Day [18] v Ronnie O'Sullivan [2] more Rpdmey than you can possibly handle
I am going to be out and miss Ronnie, hope Maguire and Lisowski win today, any other result would mean another 2015 is possible and no one wants to relive that shit.
>>140420138>>140420435>It keeps on happening!>>140421046>>140421093Kek, excellent gif>>140420260>qt detected.pngReminds me that there have not been any qt screencaps yet (although I'm certain there were some qts already in the crowd)>>140421019What a run that was from McManus>>140435261Here we are then again>>140435297At least Maguire vs Murphy and the afternoon session looks decent.
>>140435671>Reminds me that there have not been any qt screencaps yet (although I'm certain there were some qts already in the crowd)It's been slim pickings all season. I think we know what Baz needs to invest in if he wants to quash the breakaway tour rumours.
>>140435261MorningGWAN SEETHE
SNOO SNOO
KER KER
How's the cruce stench today?
>>140435813Rodders is playing, so the mass of unwashed gwanners is probably contributing to it somewhat.
>>140435813Quite rich. The wind blows from the west here today, so I had to close my windows.
If Ryan de Gay folds immediately, then I'll never forgive them (NO haha).
Let's fucking go!
ROB FUCKING WALKERGWAN SEETHEN>>140435686But it did give us these three qts at least>I think we know what Baz needs to invest in if he wants to quash the breakaway tour rumours.Based
LET'S FACKIN' GO
>sparkling vesthe really makes it difficult for me to like him
>>140435808A classic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35IrVPd525Q
alrithank you Jannies for keeping are thread clean overnight>>140421019I'm so used to McManus the pundit that I find it so hard to picture McManus playing, even though it was not even that long ago that he was still competing>>140435671>there have not been any qt screencaps yet>forgetting lemon anon
FOCK OFF MORPHY YOU FOCKIN BAT FASTARD
I hope at least one of ten trillion streams is Guire.>>140435878>.jpg>>>140435887Average construction work is more melodic than this.
>immediate collapse from DayWow never seen this one before.
>>140435923he was thinking about his auntcouldnt concentrate please understand
>click Maguire v Morph stream on discovery+>it's the rpmmie feedsighI checked the H2H stats between Rpmald and Day, and bizarrely they've only played each other 9 times, and only 3 times since 2011. (2011 was 23 years ago btw)
>ronniewinslol
>>140435686There was an absolute stunner four or five days ago, but I can never take screenshots because I watch on TV. She was probably in her late 40s with a huge smile.
Seethen for the title
Semi finals will be Seethen vs Riggins and Jodd vs RpnnieBet BIG and bet NOW. Shan't tell you again
>>140436062You're right about three of those, but I simply cannot turn my back on my beloved serial Crucible choker Mark Allen like that. He deserves to reach the final based on his performances in various best-of-seven tournaments, and therefore he WILL reach the final.
easy comeback for day
>make breakfast>its already 2-0
>>140436062>one semi-final is between two big based Scotch titans>the other is two southern softies that think they're badboispottery
Ooh, Ryan Day just bumped into Ronnie there!
Odo is absolute shite
>>140436205I didn't think he looked like him the first time you pointed this out, but the more I look at him, the more I agree.
welshmen don't have the dog in them
>>140436241
>Ryan Gay
Famously, when one snooker players badly, the other player can also start playing badly too. Ronnie has drunk his own Kool-Aid and he thinks he's unstoppable, and he's been making a lot of mistakes. This is because he's caught Ryan Day's incompetence. There's a chance for Ryan Day here, if he can become good. But of course, if he gets good, Ronnie will get good too and then win anyway. Nevertheless, I think this has the potential to be a much closer match than I expected.
The time of year!
Seethen is fucking doing it
Maguire is just one frame away, boys>>140435878>.jpgFucking hell, Ken>>140435887Absolutely and utterly based>ynr that Anon from years ago that had PdH tapes>>140435889>>forgetting lemon anonGood point (RIP in peace, he died from the stench)
ONE MORE
>>140436311>BBC red button is showing rowing
oh no no no
>>140436335stinky croooze
>>140436335lel
>>140436335>caught a whiff of the scran-shack
The advertising worked on me. I now want to watch speedway.
>>140405222too late i'm in now from some gwan ronnie
>>140436286Completely true. Being dragged down to a lesser player's level is always possible. That's why you must practice with people better than you. Even with peers you risk stagnating. And if you want to expand this into life generally, you should cut ties with losers and associate only with smart and successful people.
>>140436380>you should cut ties with losers and associate only with smart and successful people.[ignores you are post]
>>140436408Part 2 would be, if you can't find the loser to cut ties with.....
>>140436408I salute those titties.
>>140435878>>140436335lel
Missed that black by a country mile. My, my.
JOBBER O'JOBBERJOB VS JOB JOB
>>140436497Based shitness contagion will save us all>tfw the World Championship final will be David Gilbert vs Ryan Day
>still not confident that Muhgwire will actually win despite being 4 frames up with 5 to play>sitting here shaking like a shitting dog watching the livescores
>>140436518Same, except I'm watching the match:>https://kick.com/snookerlive
>>140436408>not wanting to associate yourself with a young promising local player>>140436518iktf (apart from the livescores - based kickstreamer coming in clutch as usual)
>>140436515>>tfw the World Championship final will be David Gilbert vs Ryan Daymy god what a beauty that would be
NOW SEETHUN, DO IT
It always sounds like there clapping louder on the table I'm not watching
>>140436632>not watching both
>>140436629
>>140436629>>140436657Noone knows what it's likeTo be the fat manTo be the sad manBehind neck fat
>all streams are rpmmie
>>140436673Reminds me of this:No one knows what it's likeTo be the bad manTo be the fat manBehind a big foreheadAnd no one knows what it's likeTo be hatedTo be fated to telling only liesBut my table, it isn't as emptyAs Paul's ranking points seem to beI have hours, only lonelyMy love is a prostituteThat's never free>>140436691See >>140436534
>>140436319>ynr that Anon from years ago that had PdH tapesProbably me. I don't have tapes but I have been PdH posting in /147/ for years and did post my complete collection of fancy Paysage digipack CDs - which is up to date and still complete!
MUH GWIRE has done it, boys (you could say that he's on fire)>>140436703Once again, utterly based. I just looked through my files and found it :3 (probably misremembered the thing about the tapes because PdH is just so kvlt)>>140436702Ah, I had a feeling it was already done.
(F) I R E T U R Y
WHY DID YOU DO IT, SEETHUN!?WHY DID YOU STEAL FOOD FROM SHAUN'S TABLE!?WHY DID YOU DO IT!?
2024The Year of the Seethen
One of the results of the season, thatalmost TOO based
>>140436691>turn on snooker>all players are ronnie
>>140436731Didja think Desi was your girlfriend, Seethun?
>>140436748
>Angry Maguire v Angry Farmer quarterfinalsimply wonderful
Imagine telling /147/ a few weeks ago that Seethen would have a great run this year. It's almost laughable.
Is De Gay wearing the blue shirt an attempt to bring up memories of Willo?
G A Y T U R Y
>>140436770I would've believed you
Reminder that tickets for next year go on sale next Sunday at 9, but you've got to register to get sent the link.https://www.wst.tv/news/2024/january/22/2025-crucible-priority---register-now/
>>140436726Ha - impeccable archive!
>>140436803>three years of the crucible left>I'll be doing exams during the worlds for the next three years
if Ge Day wins, would that make him an Are Guy?
>>140436822I've always liked him tbf
>>140436820It hasn’t been definitively announced it’s moving from The Crucible, has it?
>>140436829Unless something huge happens, it's over, and I will never be a POC (Person of Crucible)
only 4 seeds left guys!!!!!!!!!
>>140436673>>140436702>>140436753kek
>>140436769>>140436770>>140436747>>140436742The season in which Anger won?!>>140436801He is pointing to his deity Seethan>>140436822If he does then let it be on record that I've always rated him and never ever called him >de gay
>waitign for snooker
>>140436855I thought there was a plan to build an extension or some shit next door?
>>140436829They're just posturing as part of the negotiations. Barry Hearn is basically saying that if Sheffield City Council (who own the Crucible theatre) don't invest huge amounts of public money to make it into a nicer theatre (which won't make sense for the 11 1/2 months of the year when it's just hosting plays), he will move the tournament somewhere else. Soulless foreign shitholes are willing to pay huge amounts to host it instead, but literally nobody wants to go there. The players are willing to do it if they can make ten times the money they make now, but even they would rather make that much without leaving Sheffield.
>>140436904That's the obvious answer, but there are no formal plans to do that.
>>140436904That would (to my knowledge) require the council putting up the money for it, that doesn't include maybe needing to buy the land beside it etc. Shit like that can also take years to happen due to various reasons. I'd say the Cruce's goose is cooked.
https://www.sheffieldtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/crucibleAfter the snooker, the Crucible will be showing:> Family Concert: Sir Scallywag & the Battle of Stinky Bottom > Sheffield Jazz 50th Anniversary Concert >Ruby Wax: I'm Not As Well I Thought I Was> Off Air On Stage...with Jane and Fi (Crossed Wires Festival) > A Night at the MusicalsHow many of those would you go to? It reminds me of Homer Simpson's season ticket to the Springfield theatre, with "Mostly Madrigals" and "An Evening with Philip Glass".
>>140436899For me it'll be wrestling, arrers, and then 'The White Lotus'. How about you?>>140436983>and "An Evening with Philip Glass".Just an evening? :^)
>>140437023I don't actually know what a madrigal is; they might be amazing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWQKSnPrjG4
>>140437105Madrigals are my favourite form of music, unironically For me music went to shit after Gesauldo and Monteverdi
>>140436983>Sir Scallywag & the Battle of Stinky Bottom
>>140436983>Sir Scallywag & the Battle of Stinky BottomIs this the source of the smell?
>>140436983I’d attend the jazz show. Jazz is great.
>>140437023For me, it's making silly memes off of a pun>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqCTpUYbUuE
>>140436983>Battle of Stinky Bottomfitting>>140437023>Just an evening? :^)lel>>140437270>1713727417319945.jpgstill makes me laugh
>>140437023>How about you?for me, it's churning out some boring house chores and listenign to Andy Stott (specifically the We Stay Together / Passed Me By EPs)
>>140437793fucking lmao
>>140437793
>Stephen Maguire says Shaun Murphy shouldn't have poked the bear.I think the snooker journos have been reading /147/: >>140384969
>>140437023I was going to start playing Zelda: Twilight Princess today after nearly 6 months of trying to get around to doing it, but for some reason I found myself walking my kappa in a random PS2 game that probably sold ten copies. I don't know how this happens.>>140437793Kek.
>>140438445https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/28/stephen-maguire-says-shaun-murphy-made-mistake-winding-crucible-clash-20732472/>Stephen Maguire says Shaun Murphy made a mistake by firing him up with fist pumps during their World Snooker Championship second round clash.>‘The frame he won, the first frame, he should never have won it. I was sitting there hating myself and calling myself every name under the sun. Then his fist pump came out and I forgot about all that. I just thought, “you’re having it.” All my attention went on him then. He made a mistake then.’>The second session ended in dramatic fashion as Maguire won the last frame on the pink after a tense battle on the colours and the Scot punched the table and gave some fist pumps of his own. The 43-year-old admits the emotion had been building and he was a little embarrassed by it, despite the crowd loving it.>‘I think it was building up the whole session. He was giving it to me and was giving it to the crowd,’ said Maguire. ‘I was trying not to show anything out there. It was building up and building up. I’d sort of resigned to losing that frame, so when the chance came I made a nice wee four-ball clearance and something happened. I’m kind of embarrassed about it, but it is what it is.>‘Apart from that when I lost the plot I thought I held it in pretty well. I was trying not to pull faces, let him pull the faces, he’s good at that. I just sat, watched the table, but it was building and building. I’m trying to hold it in a little bit. ‘I know it’s good for the crowd, but I don’t particularly enjoy it. I wasn’t too happy with myself, but all my mates loved it.’
>>140438520>let him pull the faces, he’s good at that
>>140438520>I was trying not to pull faces, let him pull the faces, he’s good at that.fucking lel
>>140405170>Man is teasing/showing his son affection>Gets investigated for noncingWasn't South Yorkshire the place where they had literal rape gangs operating with impunity for 20 years as the police didn't want to look racist?
Hope Big Ham is as on fire as yesterday. Jack was fortunate to finish at 3-5 I feel
>>140438723>qt52.jpgPost qt147.jpg.
Has the snooker nonce been caught
GWAN STU BINGZGWAN HIGGYBEAR/ALLEL>>140438520>let him pull the faces, he’s good at thatBased Muhgwire>>140437793Lovely work>>140438240Based. Hope you got the house chores all done and are ready to enjoy the afternoon session>>140438508>I don't know how this happensA bit of "au" here and a bit of "tism" there
gwan mörk
>>140438991I think he's still here on a vpn
GWAN STU GWAN MORK (BUT ALSO HIGGINS BUT ALSO MOSTLY MORK I THINK)
>no final session last night>no final session tonightBravo, schedulers
>>140439106kudos for being so precise and responsible with your GWANs, this is how we avoid confusing the pendulum
>>140438799
CRYF JACK
>>140439198
Horrible font choice.
Jegg with the ole self-zest
>>140438991there was no friday night spam, so probably.
>>140439198You smooth motherfucker, you. Holy based.
Bobbinsbros, I thought this was meant to be his year??
>>140439416Yeah, about that...>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/140405170/#140421862
>>140439477yikes, getting interrogated by the police made him completely unhinged apparently
Loving the AST of this match ladsss
Allen bordering on absurd
>>140439137>no final session tonight>mfw have to get up at 4am tomorrow so I'll miss most of the evening sessionI'm okay with this>>140439198Cute>>140439470He just needs more time drinking his cuppa tea>>140439477>>140439538Just start ignoring him, lads
>>140438520shorn absolutely demolished
>>140438508are kappas those dudes that hide in toilets and steal your prostate? or is that the common house gnelf?
>>140439649(and that's a good thing)
lol no-one laughed at JV's jokeIt's so over for him
should pretended to have gone for that one
>Jegg won a zest off
>jackhe will never not joke wont he
>this is looking good
>>140439806HOWEVER
>>140439807choke even
>>140439806When suddenly...
>riggins
>>140439831>>140439845>Jegg bottled it
could someone post the granite riggins pic?can't find it anywhere
>jACK
>>140439952
>>140440114>>140440130wasn't there one where his face was granite?that's what I'm after
>>140405170GWAN PIGHAM
>>140440114>>140440130>>140440191I can only give this as a reference of what he's looking for
>>140440191There is and I thought I had it but it doesn't seem so. It appeared in the 2019 collage
>>140440191I know the one but sadly my /147/ folder has about 3 things in it.
Imagine looking like Mark Allen.
Selby out and ROS on form. Comfy.
>>140440317What are the other two?
ROS to win it with final frame being a 147. You heard it here first lads.
>>140440328Got him Reanne Evans
>>140440341They're not as amusing as that webbem. Here's one - still quite funny.
>>140440191I don't think John has achieved anything worthwhile in this sport since we began the granite meme. And he has shown himself to be anything but granite during this period.It's amusing.
>>140440270>>140440276yeah that's the onethanks
PIGHAM gets a 151
>>140440388Very much quality over quantity then
>>140440414He's been granite since the womb though
>>140440463Exactly. I know I had the Big Lisowski picture - which I love - but I've bloody misplaced it!
i dont want to post a memearrow jack again but come on
>>140440414well he's still at least a sedimentary rock in my booksmaybe dolomite, which is still quite hard
just me or has the quality outside of Ronnie been shit this year?
Berry on comms unironically suggesting that Jegg is, if anything, >too talented to win.
>>140440463>>140440531Panic over - it was on my other laptop.
>>140440379pot in the pink pocket incoming
>Stu losingFug.
>>140440748Also with subtitles.
>>140440748Important to keep your snooker memes distributed across multiple devices otherwise a hardware failure could see you lose all 3.
>>140440748And Rig Lisowski, I knew I had it.
>>140440594kektalent takes time... ... heh!
>>140440594>too intelligent to pot>too talented to winGeniuses have it hard.
>>140440856Riggins is really enjoying himself.
>>140440594>>140440545>>140440901>>140440954>
>>140405170Make a new thread
>>140441144Would you kindly unalive yourself?
>>140441154Give him a break of 1. It's just a custom, like "lame".
In your face Jack doubters
>>140441144I'm hoping Ken will make one soon>>140441154>responding to the American "Lame!" posterFellow Austrian please
Hear ye, hear ye! I demand a puzzlel to solve!
The amount of coughing is disgusting
>another tourist-thread
NEW:>>140441734>>140441734>>140441734>>140441293I was going to leave it a bit but thought better to avoid any chance of an /incident/
>>140440388lel, I'm not 100% sure, but I think that might be my oc>>140441591I'll try to make one later
>jegg
NOT last for Michaela(checkmate poland)
>>140443513My love for ハコ is incomparably stronger than reverse psychology.
