>NOWDons v Pies>LateeGiants v Lions
poo peeland get fucked
crisp
nickolas gaycos
fuck i replied to the shit thread by accident>>140352272based
this is the thread
if god defends new zealand why do they need an army
Grow up you manchildren
Our national anthem sucks. What should we replace it with?
I would refuse to take my hat off, much like how Elaine did in Seinfeld
>>140352324God Save the King
>>140352324Down Under
fucking based pendles with the pooey undies joke during the anthem
>pendles just chatting during the anthemDISRESPECTFUL, BAN HIM FROM THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!
his he saying paedophile party
i refuse to stand for all abo nonsense but always do for the anthem
Wash your dicks and arses
>land abounds not lands aboundBased.
>>140352353same
>glass barbie: hit>bounce: imminentgo pies
when did rosemary become an anzac day thing? i’ve got some growing in the garden, use it a lot
>McRae crying
Duursma 15+Maynard 15+Lipinski 15+Redman 20+
>>140352383
Damn he's a good actor. I see straight through it
>>140352324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmMCsqNzSlE
>$7 pints at my old local todayfaaaaark
donnies finna win
>>140352411It's not easy under Albanese
turned it off
>>140352411uuhhh yougetapintforhavingacrackersisters..........?
>ynr that spastic arguing that the anzac day game isn't one of the biggest games of the year and being bog is no better than any other game
GO BOMBERS
>>140352434steady piesperg, the anzac medal isn't as good as a brownlow
>no fag flags at the collingwood endgo pies
>fag flag
>>140352448i do not contest your statement
You're NOT a ruckman, pull down your fucking sock you attention seeking homo.
any trannies at the game?
>>140352434It's no different to any other home and away game. The 'spastic' is completely correct.
>>140352434It's literally a normal home and away game lol
>>140352465>collingwood playing
biggest home and away game of the year this is.the atmosphere is electric
CUTIES BEHIND STRINGER (first camera angle)
>>140352465yeah mate number 30 for collingwood
Glad I'm with you spastics todfay
stringdog millionaire
my bombies
Allah pulled that one through
MASALLAH STRINGER
thinking roast chook desu
>Happy Birthday and Marshallah Jihad Springer!
Blitzkrieg
you now remember essendon got an early break last year before daicos and the pies proved too good
HAS FATGUTS FOUND HIS TV REMOTE WITHIN A FAT FOLD YET?
ratshit club
why are the pies getting smashed in the middle?oh nick is in there
Calm down BT
THE BOMBERS ARE ON FIRE
today you will learn to put some respect on the bombers name
fucked my whole life up. just unbelievable how shit i am
we'll comeback, essendon have scored too early
Bombers blowing piesrael up
get my team’s name out yo fucking mouth
>>140352543crisp Héritier
Checkem
are sloppingwood just going to sit there in silence?
>>140352537inshallah my brotherthese kaffirs will learn
>>140352543I'll unfuck it for you. Dubs and you'll get a carlton wog gf and a kfc zinger box.
>>140352577thanks mate. i needed that
>>140352577Do me next please
>smashed...was coxOuch!
PICK THE FUCKING BALL UP YOU SPASTIC
>McQueery
>>140352591nah that's all I have in me
there are two big cox out there today
That was not HTB - got a clear handball off
so anxious finna hit the cbd vape and watch dune 2 to control my anxiety go dosn
cox is wearing protection
>>140352621>Off by 1Story of my life.
>>140352631is cbd vape prescription only, need that shit
I’m watching live and ad free of Kayo™Kayo™ - where sport lives
gonna be one of those kick a million behinds day isn't it
>>140352642yeah man it isit's alright i just got it to control my anxiety don't smack it out every day just need a parachute occasionally
the dons are on fire
fuck essendon
>5 straight bombersdoubtful
my mates dating one of peter wrights sisters
bet straffo is watching
nik coxs sister
darcy moore's been shit this year
wtf did i miss the trumpet guy?
>>140352682it's the HRT chud
watch the media talk up essendon as a flag fancy after this game
jeremy howe has been so bad also, i miss murphy
EW Darcy Moore was spitting cum
Collingwashed
2MP is on fire.*click click*
trump must be at the game because the bombers are on fire
>you can't just post iggs general, pies general, dons general but you can post another afl general
snoozed and missed the proceedings
The pies are on dire
Yep an off year, we have a hangover, really need our version of 2 millimetre peter
if the bummers maintain this standard for the full game and bring it to september they are a chance to make a prelim. anything can happen from there
pies are DISGRACING the anzacs
>>140352685it was a trumpet female identifying humanoid this year
Cox a useless lumpy lanky shit as always after a brilliant game
>cheering 10k disposals
>>140352713if the awful blues made a flag last year then anyone can
>>140352705ooofgood
Wonder if NZ has ANZAC day, interesting thought to ponder.
Yeah but how many stomach punches does he have
historybros we are FEASTING
yeah that was a dangerous 10000th pendles you twat, jk thanks for your service, 2nd favourite pies player oat after didak
Where were you when Pendles got his 10,000th disposal?
Rough conduct?
>>140352732https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/350257719/fountains-painted-red-anzac-day-anti-war-protest-across-aotearoa
>>140352703It's as if glowy bots act to shut it down when it's not their thread.
FUCK YOU DRAPERBIG FUCKING SPASTICGET HIM OFF
>>140352749do they know the war already happened?
de goey you spud, pendles 10000th and first deserved a pre assist
>>140352760Who won?
>>140352760sssshhhhh, you'll ruin the joke
elite kick by Noble
pies are too good to not be in it. thats facts
>>140352744watching the footy with cat on lap
>>140352769The good guys
who is an afl player that is notoriously bad at goal kicking?
>Rough conduct!
LMAO THAT PAN ON THE COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTER. SOMEONE CLIP THAT IF YOU'RE USING KAYO
dang it robby
>>140352778>the good goysheheno
>>140352744pulling weed out of a bong
>>140352780Dangerfield.
is alwyn davey junior
a case of coopers drya bottle of prosecco4 pack of fruity faggot beer
>>140352782I’m watching live and ad free on Kayo
de goey's been dreadful this season
>>140352780>Insert any ruckman hereAlso, Danger.
maybe we should allow more countries to play this sportpretty sure neighboring countries wouldnt mind. Even mutt would join. Its not really australias sport anymore its already diluted might as well make a bigger fireworks
W A C K YEDNESDAY
elite kick from bobby
your mum called me dangerfield last night because i sprayed it across the face >>140352807>>140352793thanks
>we
>>140352778The jews aren't good.
>the long sliding bananagiggle
>>140352811>we
>>140352829
collingwood are a good kicking team
Jakey Stringer might be the first bogan muslim in recorded history.
Bobby is an honorable hwite man i tell ya hwat
>>140352836haha
liam jurrah is doing the half time show
>>140352838Michelle Leslie
>>140352838not the first or last to fuck school girls though
How many of those 10,000 possessions were effective?
>>140352838
>>140352853go legal hsgfs btw
>>140352811actually laughing out loud at the thought of an indian guy in the AFL
i have the same amount of contested marks in the afl as nick daicos
pfft only 4 kicks for all that dominance
2 all special beef patties soecial sauce pickles onions on seasme seed bun
im so sick of Dave Bautista in movies
im sick of jews the religion in threads
>>140352880You got a problem with lettuce?
>>140352867Daniel Kerr you cazzie.
>Got in a game of Two-up at the Townsville RSL with Bob Katter, Jacqui Lambie and Nita Green for Anzac Day.
>>140352897looks more Indonesian than indian
>>140352909>soi holding phone face
Insane De Goey isn't wearing a mouthguard
muslims arent supposed to have tattoos
CURSE ALLAH
de goey needs to step his game up, piss poor
sloppingwood
allumdillah, allah is a perfect planner
when is neale diamond round
Love spastic inconsistent forwards like daniher and stringer
>>140352933same with jews
>2.7
>>140352951and mihocek
mihochek these dubs
>>140352967>2.8
>>140352866meant for>>140352959
don't Collingwood know that you get 6 points for kicking it between the middle posts xDD
we all know this'll be like the port game, these slow starts are concerning tho
pulling cones until i green out (never lol) pies win by 4 goals btw
collingwood aren’t straight
you get a crack just for having a point
business idea: collingwood before they were jewed by jews
these goals to behind ratios are really fucking concerning too
>>140352990sorry meant aren’t kicking straight
bad kicking = footy country
>Eyes on the ball the entire way>Free kick against???
myerkek
the game was over when stinger missed that sitter
Classic umpball. AFL doesn’t dare let Collingwood lose a big game
we were due a goal, caarn the pies
>>140352777Pics
not much straight about collingwood
DANG IT BOBBY
that naicos handball and bobby set up deserved better
gresham you spastic
>>140352994business idea: you get your sisters' cracks just for having a pint
>>140352324Why isn't it Waltzing Matilda?
grimsham
>>140353021muslims never miss their stingers
Robert 'Bobby' Hill
i love to look at the players bums
love nick daicos but you guys are right about him being a bit of a showoff and selfish, he'll get that out of his game tho
will he
imagine getting out marked by hoskin-elliot
>>140352324>>140352332>>140352333>>140352408>>140353053cringe retardshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=qb67Y638rHI
I'm so attracted to Nick Daicos
>>140352324Star Spangled Banner
>>140353019Yeah McKay is a tard sure but that’s a bullshit free
>WHE lifting usport couldn't have our jumper so they took essendons haha xD
turning it off
Miho status: checked
Stop worshipping false idols like the ANZACs and being prideful about the country you live in
fly must've had a cry to the afl after the first couple rounds of not getting umped
Le lose first quarter then score 10 goals peem Honestly boring at this point
Why do channel 7 insist on zooming in so close and cutting off half the play
>murder is le goodwhy are warmongers and zogbots like this?
DIACOS
Just ditched a cricket ball at the TV
what does nick daicos ask for when he goes to the barber>yeah mate just make the back look as gay as possible
Home and Away is the last stand of white identity
mckay is such a shit footballer, fucking pick three.
le beautiful game, collingwood are a joy to watch when in full flight, i know you neutrals are like this too, you're just tsundere towards us
>>140353120I assume those are made of Nerf so you should be fine.
if stinger had kicked that goal then the bombers would be 20 points up
everyone sees the blatant non calls when you cunts revert to stacks on (your only actual game plan)
APOLOGISE
will hold off on calling for draper to be dropped for the next 10 mins
Nick Daicos is so sexy
hate players with mullets, white people have no taste
>>140353147t. nick daicos
>>140353143RC was right, draper is ELITE
the whites are the last stand of white identity
>>140353123calm down bud, meds then vidya for you i reckon
>>140353161sorry meant meds then bed
our biggest sin was being too prideful
reckon they should run a multiethnic comp instead of state of origin. have the whites play the blacks and the yellows play the browns. much more progressive and reflective of the society we love in.
>>140353173go pride week btw>>140353179they will never be white
KWAB
UMPED
Soft 50
Jake Kelly is a collingwood plant
Kissed on the dick.
Lmfao. Fucking classic, Essendon gets in front? Turn up the double 50. Joke of a league
Bummers umped there
>>140353173when it comes down to it, idoltary is the only sin that Christ won't forgive but Luke 6:49 so you can't just claim to be Christian and continue the life you lived before finding Christ consciously, you will come up with bumps of sin as it's impossible to be human and not sin but God cares about your effort of eliminating sin and doing good deeds
>the fix is in
What a fucking shocking forward 50 kick by Gresham
time for halftime slags
essendon need to sub one of their talls out asap hind is a spastic but at least he can run
To even make this a relatively close contest, Collingwood gave them a 4 goal handicap before they even started playing.Essendon are a VFL side and should return there, not cut out for the modern game.
never seen a planet of the apes movie that i haven’t liked
>ERM I ASKED YOU TO MOVE OUT THREE TIMES!!!!!No wonder everyone hates umps
>>140353263haha yeah
>>140353277I've seen the original, which I liked a lot, and a couple of the new ones, which were okay.
wish collingwood could play 4 quarters, that's our main problem since craig mcrae took over but our good quarters are REALLY good quarters hence our premiership
>>140353292Rope a dope.
David King called the bombers a slurpee team (ie 7eleven / 7th to 11th)
going to the gym soon, i hope it will be empty
essendon why are you the most schizophrenic team
>>140353310Haha, brilliant by Kingy as usual!
>>140353318it's weird, some public holidays the gyms are empty, others they're like 400% more busy than usuali still havent learned which ones are which
Fuck i love Kingy
I'MA CHASE THAT FEELING
Fuck I hate this faggot fucking fox sports voiceover gay cunt. The way he delivers these prmos with le hecking Aussie battler accent is so gay and the material of the promos are so fucking gay.
>>140353332good friday was pretty empty this year, fingers crossed everyone's on the piss today and not using MY gym equipment
>>140353349this more suited to promoting a dumbfuck sport like boxing or ufc
>>140353310spot on that
>>140353349agreed
>>140353349who? FTAchad here
why is foxfooty analysing and discussing a game thats 2 days away?
>>140353332Probably alternates year on year to be honest.Find a holiday where it's packed, show up next year as no-one wants to go under the assumption that it'll be packed again.Similarly, word gets out that it's quiet on certain days, more and more people will start showing up expecting it to be quiet.
lads instead of menulogwhat if we called it menuzog haha
Bundaberg ginger beer is the best thing Australia ever did. I like your licorice too. But you can keep your avocado toast.
>>140353371game theory innit
Goals should be worth 8 points if your team is trailing.
what are you blokes gonna do for the hour or so between games
>>140352252Portbros, how do we ever recover?
>>140353396Try not to think about food. I just ate a bag of popcorn, but stir-fry looms.
>https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/wwii-veteran-john-atkinson-dies-in-shock-accident-while-travelling-to-dawn-service/news-story/c9a22d22951f92acf3e5e996ed1c678eF
>>140353405vaxxed?
>>140353404that question was for australians onlycheers
>>140353399By kicking the next 9 points.
wait what the fuck
>high???
i shit and puss myself all the time
>>140353404>stir-frycrisp, making that myself after i get back from the gym
>>140353436If I could puss myself, I'd never leave the house. ... just kidding. I never leave anyway.
howe is a liability now
ELITE KICK
lol nick
GAYCO
Reid > Daicos
SPECCY
HANGAAAA
TEABAGGED
*collects cheap possession on empty half back and kicks it sideways to teammate*
KINO ALERT
he would have felt elliots cock and balls press against his head
>>140353471you're not nick daicos
haven't seen a speccy like that for over 15 years it seems
Decent grad, that.
>>140353479and that's with jeremy howe playing those years too
Jamie Elliott is relentlessly handsome
gayco take the wheel
great grab from elliot and elite conversion. but he is still a poof
the gayco caravan is coming
fucking hell nick, you're proving this dickheads right
based lachie showing nick daicos how to tackle
Mason is shit and Cox is shit
>>140353404How fat are you big fella?
Kelly's a bit shit
>>140353525307. Down 8 lbs since January.
recieving hospital handpasses like that aren't prior
le pinsky
>>140353542Onya mate
de goey loves his hospital passes
>>140353542based, keep at it king
Last year it was WHE, this year it's Lapinski getting his shit together
de goey loves sending women to hospital
Lmao they play that htb but not the naicos one which was exactly the same. Classic
AFL super league;EssendonCarltonCollingwoodRichmondGeelongBrisbaneSydneyWest Coast Adelaide
dick lipsinki
>>140353578Only like 3 of those teams are good so nah
COOOOOOLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
>>140353583they will all be good when the other 9 teams are disbanded
>>140353578looks good to me
Anzac day loom
>>140353578>9 teamsAdd one of Fred or GAS.
>IZ DUH GLOSE ANZAGG DAE FRILLA xDxDxDThe plebocracy eats this script up every year.
SLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPINNNGGGGWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Lol at the old cunts in masks
three quarter time9.11 plays 9.12
>>140353607just enjoy the good game of footy mate
>>140353607R-RC, I-Is it really you? Please tell me it's you my dear RC.
>>140353619thanks
when will my bombies stop choking
4 different players have kicked 3 behinds this game
>>140353640Poor kicking is poor football.
RC we miss you so fucking much big guy. Please put your trip on so we know you're all right my friend.
>>140353578Include a Tasmanian team and this would be crisp
CARN BOMBIESCARNCAAAAARN
HH
RC is in Barwon prison m8
lol /nrl/ calls their sport footy. what's next? us call ours handy or something?
i came out as gay at half time at none of my family have said anything since.
GO DONS
>>140353667you'd like that wouldn't you
>>140353667sounds like a good idea
whats nrl
>bombers at 9.11Hmmmm
/afl/ is better without RC.
>>140353692What a scoreline; it reminds me of that tragedy
>>140353693based
BASED JOSHY
Oof, that's quite a bit of claret.
nothing wrong with a bit of claret
cool story bro needs more dragons
Owie that nose looked fucked :(
>>140353697don't remind us of the great cheez tv blackout m8, just don't
UP THE FUCKING DONSPRAISE ALLAHFAGS GO TO HELL
>>140353735man, fuck rove mcmanlet
DONS DONS DONS
a marking big, would be nice
HANDY POINT
retarded from mckay
>you now remember nig cox being hyped
>HIND
couldn't stand on his hind legs
HIND KEK SO SHIT
Slippy H
any loomers in?
>we've been trying for a baby for a while now>I've been filling her pussy with my cum for a while now
>>140353795tentative loomie
‘brilliantly well’ is a tautology
>>140353795Hope not. Can just imagine the comparisons being drawn between war and there being no winners.
>>140353732Owie's not playing today mate
mihocek these digits
>>140353818Lest we forget.
>>140353819Oh he isn't?
what doing?
>>140353795>>140353818yep.no looms today. coz I said so.
what a fucking pass by nic chadcos
>1 point margin>Two shots to increase the lead>Out on the full x2Loom bros, it's inevitable.
nick daicos has such a high footy IQ
Great spoil.... shame.
MIHOKEK
Heh... ball don't lie.
lads he should mihocek himself into an AA meeting iykwim haha
Mihoc-ACK
The gf's out with her friends until tommorow.Finally I get some peace to watch the footy
good game
Tight one Here at the G
just get a fucking point you dumb cuntd
>>140353870wear her clothes and pose for us lad
>a bit short for coxu-um a-actually it's average sized
>>140353886Yep. Collingwood wouldn't have had two spares behind the ball if scores were level.
KICK THE FUCKING BALL
Close one here at the G
bonk
Falconnn
>elliottFUCKING SPASTIC
A KICK TO LOOM
DUMB PIES
langggffooooooooord
LOOMBROS HOLD YOUR BREATH
LOOOOM
I'M GONNA LOOOOOOOOOM
corr a "close" anzac day game. how good is footy?
L O O O O O MOOOOOM
LOOM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOM????
LOOM WE FORGET
rigged
FUCKING ELLIOTT
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINGWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Just like how we drew with the Turks haha
loom daddies
LOOM LOOM LOOM
IM LOOMING OH GOD
UHHHHH NO MORE BROTHER WARS?
FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN THE CUNT!!!
Lest We Loom
THE LOOOOOOOOOOOM IS IN
my entire life is fucked
AHAHAHAHA THEY LITERALLY TRIED TO RIG A FAGPIES WIN AND ELLIOT THE WORTHLESS CUNT BOTTLES A REGULATION MARK GET RAPED UMPIES
THIS IS WHY WE NEED EXTRA TIME
LOOOOOOOM
i’m a loomer baby
IM GONNA LOOM
F UCK
my dosn won the narrative
>>140353795LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID CUNTShould play the last post again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpk
>>140353981Moral W
>>140353981moral victors mate
*misses a regulation set shot to take the lead in the final minutes*
>>140353946DOING THE LOOM DANCE LADS
>>140353594the early loomer
dosnbros, how are we celebrating the win today?my head down to the royal and sink some pints
>>140353981True, they benefit from this more, pissed off that it had to be us that pleased the loomers but can't say it wasn't due after the last couple seasons of super close matches
My favourite part was when both sets of supporters observed another minute's silence at the end of the match.
great, just as the ladder was fixed and normal it's fucked again. fucking hell!!
imagine how good extra time would be for multis
>>140354007lel
Bec maddern has been walled
we should come up with a minigame that has little relevance to the sport and use that to decide matches
>>140353996doing the loom dance = dancing with your sister
I tipped the loom in my tips
loomers we won
ITS A FUCKIN LOOOOOOM
DARCY UNNA
FUCK YOU DARCY MOORE
feel like maccas
Loomheads, I’m gonna come
the umpires won on the day
Darcy gay lol
fuck off
>edibles kicking in>my dosn win>uber pajeets order on its way, BTFO the rush and ordered early>this blaring through my DT 770proshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydJCIszeiCEyeah its comfy time
loomies I never doubted it
what a fucking homo
>anzac dayhurrr first nations faggots
jamie elliot hogging the ball and kicking it straight to a bomber back was more unforgivable than the mark dropped
hearing some things about darcy moore
dis nigga thinks he's on the radio or some shit
>>140354041>dosn winMust be strong weed.
>transition
https://youtu.be/aWzZH9DnFfY?si=MRsxi0hagAS_arch
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ABSOLUTE POOF
sums up collingwood this year
>>140354059imagine if he missed hahait would be a loom too
>>140354016Loumer's handball
get off my tele you gay cunt
does moore's life partner run one of those rsl govbux scams or something?
>The RSL helps veterans>By taking all their support money with their pokie machines
>wrap around
no winners, just like in war
considering asking the misso to do butt stuff on me. Not gay or anything, I just hear the male gspot is in there.
disgusting poof
best win i've seen from my dosn all year we're so back
thought we were gonna hear from both captains?
Cool how the bet still counts even if it's a loom
>>140354077meant for >>140354075
as BT would say Boy o boy his triple j girlfriend has really done a number on him
2 point is as good as win for the Donnies
Far out that home and away chick can get it
>>140354073Damn, so true
2 points can be more handy than 4 in the run in for finals places
>>140354070cool it with the antisemitic remarks
bombers just did the entire league a favourthose missed 2 points will come back to burn sloppingwoodsloppingwood lost this match, essendon won it
>>140354094True. Makes things far more interesting.
>>140354094it can work against you as well fellow coper
>>140354075It is. Difficult to hit.Depending on how tall you are, your prostate might be pretty high up. Pretty embarrassing when the strap-on your missus needs to use mogs your dick.
>>140354094huh
Darcy Moore is a lovely bloke, and you're a bunch of cunts
>>140354106That's someone's son.
> sport named “football”> ball not shaped like a football
>>140354073Bit in this
>>140354090the one with the blonde streak in her hair?
>>140354080dosn captain won the medal
OFFICIAL LOOMERS:>KYLE L>JAMIE E
>>140354106that's depressing even for a twink's arse
>>140354116The vaguely mulatto one
at least essendons dreadful percentage doesn’t matter anymore
>>140354117did merrett give a speech after? I must've missed it
i have a fat sweaty arse
>>140354124newie
>>140354122yeah but he didn’t go on about any gay shit. he just said thank to the pies and the fans
>>140354129kys
>>140354119its perfect you blind mong
tom mitchell fucked my multi, put him on for 20+, he got 19 and was subbed off in the 3rd quarter fucking kikes
>>140354153it's not my arse so it can't be mate
>>140354106I'd rather a big muscly hunk with a strong arse mate
i'm not turdbo you schizo dumb balding fat neet spastics, thought you would've learnt that by now
can we get a proper newnot happy with the flippant op and dont want to use a 12 hour old threadcheers
>>140354210go on then
>>140354210>>140354218
>>140354210>>140354258>>140354258i was too late oops
>>140354273why are you seething for being a lazy cunt
simply overwhelmed and wont be posting until this shit is sorted
alright dont fuck up this timethis is our chance
who would have thought a low effort op looks like a spam thread to the jannydo better next time hopefully this is a lesson for you
>>140352272Cope
