10/10 in edmonton edition
fat people extermination when
only gays will post in this thread
trade hintz my god. washed af
>>140351229it kind of takes care of its self
What happened to the Stars? I thought they were good?
The situation is dire. Anons are fat fucks that refuse to lose any weight.
>>140351237
>>140351237this except for me
Shit games
i though the stars were supposed to be good
>>140351243Horrible matchup for them. Knights too big physical and disciplined
>>140351237Hell yeah lets go oilers!
>>140351267it's amazing what a few million over cap will do
>ice hockey>desertwho writes this shit?
IM SCARED BROSIM SO ANXIOUS
>>140351237i like to fuck girls im gay
>>140351267Stone came back
>>140351278Someone should let Gary know they are breaking the rules. You seem to know something nobody else does.
>>140351286girls (male)
>>140351280>who writes this shit?
>the stars cope and seethe has already started and it's only game 2
>>140351243The stars are a very good $83 million dollar salary teamThe Knights are a very good $120 million dollar salary team
>>140351280(((grow the game)))
>>140351243>>140351267too many finns
>>140351243Stars have good depth but they lack elite talent that can break a game open.
>>140351291thank you based nurse joy
>>140351292who said anything about breaking the rules?
>>140351299120 million? That cant be right
>>140351294feminine penises
>>140351313just like my islanders
>>140351317'd 'o
>>140351317Biden's AmericaEven the cap is inflated
>>14035129992m*
Dick men
>>140351267Retard
i'd let Leah hex my stall
>losing the first 2 at homeISHYGDDT
stars more like sad retards
>>140351286found the professional dykepuck player
Midgets don't win stanley cups
>>140351348I'm a man of means by no meansKING OF THE ROAD
>>140351348Amazingly you have a better chance of winning the series than if you lose the first two on the road
my knighties finna defend the cup.
kings oil back on
stars fans sure are quiet in here. lotta big talk the other night, where are u now??
>>1403513582 smol
>>140351362Well yeah that's because the team that loses the first 2 at home is the higher seed
>>140351358lmao look at that little guy. Why hasnt the Montreal signed him?
>>140351368Getting laid unlike you incel retards
Only reason leafs were allowed to go over the cap is because of (((Milk))) In Canada. Any of us other goyim step out of line Gary will shut it down.
>>140351364Why isn't the realm uknighted anymore I'm sure there's lore
>>140351380>thedo not redeem
>>140351382lmfao nice larp.
>>140351221Does anyone have a pic of the qts behind LAs bench
>>140351382KEK
>>140351389the Milk lobby in this country is seriously vicious they'll ruin your shit if you fuck with them
>>140351358March Assault is a Conn Smythe Midget
FIALA SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>skinn4r
>>140351382Owned
>>140351382laid by the other stars pedos? kwab
>>140351382same, my gf just blew me. shit was so cash
>>140351419Grim
>>140351382Your hand doesn't count
Not sure why they brought the Pittsburgh broadcast team in for the oilers kings game
https://www.tiktok.com/@bswhealth/video/7345592572670430510what did i just watch
i'm having sex with a stars fan right now
we dont click tik tok links here
Phenomenomott.. ACK!
>>140351431>Phenomenotter
>>140351432how big is his penis?
>>140351432wait a minute that card...
> Oilels finna get swept
every time i've blindly clicked on a tiktok link it was an eleven year old girl doing gymnastics so i don't do that anymoreflames fan btw
>stars are run by furrieswhen did that happen
>>140351431Furry cultural victory
Dallas is the home team. Not sure if everyone knew that.
who the fuck is dylan holloway and how did the kings let him score twice
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>140351447Thats disgusting, where are these links so I can make sure to never click them?
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/fITu9FaCzPw?si=pek5w_W9a6xj_LHn
Good Albertan boy that Holloway
>letting cody ceci get a 2 on 1>letting a bust score on youGod dammit kongs
>k4ngz
Why is drew doughty always on the ice for every goal against?
>>140351459Leafs fans are SEETHING right now
>>140351428says who? a nut's a nut
>>140351466experience kongs hokkei
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR4-4
>>140351447tiktok in general is zoomer slopnever clicking or visiting them is a good precedent. There is nothing of value on tiktok
soilers and kongs in a race to the bottom of who can choke harder
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
looks like a sweep in dallas
>dull ass tards
GET ECLIPSED FAGGOTS
>>140351445>>140351480Not so fast, Kingies
>>140351470He plays the most minutes>>140351477I don't consent anymore
>>140351458/tv/ mostly
it's over, stars bros
>>140351382Based>>140351421Ironic much
>STORS>STORS>STORSSTEERS AND QUEERS BTFO
nice one chinaman kwab
>dallASS
*bangs on the glass*
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>coilers might actually have that dawg in them
nice home ice advantage startards
AHAHAHA
>lose both home gamesSorry kid its over
*yells SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT on the powerplay*
I'm so glad the Stars have been revealed to be the garbage team they are.
>>140351498At least the Kings can say they are not on home ice.
>>140351448Vegas admin is the biggest Redditor known to man
Heiskanen is a -4 this series btw
>>140351494Everyone told me /tv/ was cunny central so I started going there and there's almost none of that. You people lied to me and now all I have are shitty baskin roberts memes
>STORS>PAVFELLSKIKWAB
>>140351517all social media admins hang on twitter.
WHERE YOU AT DALLAS NIGGERS?ALL YOUR FANS VANISHED FROM AA ARENA LMAO
Kongs pls
>the shitty of dullass, in the great shart of texass
>4 goals on 20 shots
DALLAS FRAUDS AHHHAHAHAHAHAH
>looking for hymen, was broken up
I fucking hate vegashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMzy_mR6Li4Remember this? Yeah fuck you vegas you guys love losing in OT
>>140351521just like my islanders
>(s)tards
what happened to the stars going all the way this year?
>Canadian hockeyKWAB
>>140351521team finland (stars) arent looking so good.
Vegass was a mistake
it's time
>>140351522it was the last board making a stand so most mods and jannies were packed in there actively wiping cunchad posts
>>140351536Too many shit goaliesThanks Gary
HEIL EICH MAN
>>140351411Katz must be seen as a goyim or they took his adrenochrome away in exchange for Mcdavid…
>>140351545They're going all the way to the golf course
>>140351539>r-remember 4 years ago???AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
TEL AVIV!STARS!TEL AVIV!STARS!
>>140351548Just like my islanders
>>140351539>bubble slop >will have been knocked out by them two years running God damn dude take the L
>>140351546Where in Canada is Dallas you retard
>>140351522it used to be but I think all the old posters are in prison now
>DULLASS RE-STARDS
>dullass retards actually threw away their home ice advantage and are going to be utterly rapedFUCKING DEBOAR IS A FUCKING FRAUD WHO SHOULD BE FUCKING HANGED FOR HIS FUCKING GARBAGE COACHING. HE LITERALLY HAS THE KING MIDAS OF SHIT TOUCH TO ANY ORGANIZATION HE IS A PART OF. FUCKING GET RID OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>140351562Alberta probably
would totally bang linda cohn doggie style and watch the game bros
COPEY WHERE YOU AT?LET'S CELEBRATE NIGGA
My Starsies :^)....are just not good enough, lads.Anyway, redpill me on this Kings-Oilers game
>>140351570Faggot
>>140351550
>>140351553To think Buffalo almost ruined him.McDavid will regret not forcing his way out of Edmonton, he'll retire with no cups while Eichel will retire as a dynasty.
Starsfags we’re talking all that shit just to go down 0-2 KWAB
Vegas sweeping Dallas is going to fuck up so many brackets
>>140351571they're both shit and ran by retards
>>140351482The hockey ladies do cute, silly little dances with each other
FLAM O N T A N A ESRooting for the knights not gonna lie bros
>>140351580And you'll be losing to the Oilers in the Western Conference Finals
It’s an interesting phenomenon with Vegas fans even when they win a game they’re still absolutely foaming at the mouth with seethe. Anyways my Kitties will body you this year if you even get that far so ya know try to enjoy it at least.
Deboer never changes his gameplan and Vegas defenders were all thoroughly drilled in his schemes.Result was obvious.
welp, good try dallas. go avs
>>140351592Retard
>>140351592>he thinks I give a fuck about vegassKWAB
>>140351586Me too flames get a second round pick if they made the second round. Go knights!
>>140351579in thirteen years, mcdavid will go to the avalanche and win a cup
>>140351593worst fanbase in the league besides maybe leaves
>debenis choking in progress
>>140351599I know you are
>>140351592>my team is getting utterly exsposed, better root for ACTUAL leaf teamI cannot, CAN NOT, imagine being so much of a raped bitch.
>>140351613Cope
I'm not saying the series is over, but pathetic doesn't even cover half off what I just saw. If Stankoven is your best player on the ice, a fucking 19 year old recent call up, then you seriously need to look at yourself in the mirror and ask are we truly getting the best effort from individuals on this team. I don't mind losing games when we play our best and get beat, but I am furious when I watch a bunch of grown men pretend to play hockey and make me watch dog shit for 3 hours. Get it the fuck together
>>140351606I don't think Makar and MacK can carry him if they're retired.
SMASH FROG
>>140351602Not fooling me, Copey, I know it's your whitoid ass samefagging to the death
>>140351620Jen
>>140351615>everyone that thinks Vegas will lose is a stars fanNot even close
>>140351539lmaoooooooooooo cope you fucking fat cuck
I hate the stars
its the playoffs. Attrition is the name of the game. if the games decided dont just let them leave the building. you had 50 seconds of just letting them kill the clock untouched for what. send a message that youll be back in game 3. try to even it up on some of the bodies you lost and take a couple of theirs with you. Hatcher's stars and Morrow's stars would never.. but it's the one thing I hate (out of the many things i love) from Benn's stars through the years. we dont make wins expensive on the opposition. we just accept the loss and leave with our tails tucked to try to rack em up for the next one.
>>140351628copey is a spic tho
>>140351615More like people just want your team to fail because you're a tumor on the entire hockey fandom
>>140351620nah the korean kid is still carrying
Hey Vegas, GO FUCK YOURSELFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xPCdTCXl18https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJJze6ynJXw
>>140351652Now that's hilarious
>>140351620>>140351649Why don’t you just post on Reddit if you want to present Reddit posts as actual posts worth responding to?
>>140351670>desperately scrambles for more ancient historythis is a new level of raped bitch
>>140351664lmao he dives when anybody taps him with their stickDALLAS!DIVERS!DALLAS!DIVERS!
>>140351670kwab
>>140351674And a manlet. No wonder he’s so deranged and nasty.
>>140351654>implying vegass fanNigger, I don’t even have a horse in this race anymore. But keep seething over a fucking casino town. Retarded nigger.
Dallas was always a team riding on hot goaltending and nothing else.
>Dallas will get swept
MCDAVID DIRTY PENALTY WOW U CAN'T DO THAT
>mcbenuldy
>McMeme can actually get a penaltyITS OVER
did danault died?
>>140351692>t.vegassfag
DULLAS! SNORES!DULLAS! SNORES!*CUE GAY BUTTROCK*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmt0OBsI5tg
There’s simply no point in watching the Leafs anymore. The league and the refs are against them and then they don’t do themselves any favours. They aren’t cut out to win playoff hockey even if they were given a fair shake.Too many holes in their defence, their core 4 simply refuses to fight for anything in the playoffs, they can’t score on the powerplay, goaltending is inconsistent from one game to the next.They might as well get swept in 5 games by the bruins. If they can’t finally beat their ancient rivals, with all that money tied up in a few top players, then it’s over. But the real blackpill is that it’s going to be this way for quite a long time, they made a terrible decision with Keefe, Tavaras and Marner. Matthews hasn’t found himself yet in playoffs hockey. And the simple reality is in the salary cap era, you can’t pay a few guys millions while the rest of the team gets chichi beans. There is nothing but darkness in the Leafs future. And the real thing dragging them down is coaching and overall Leafs culture.The only solution is if the fans STOP the money pipeline. If the Leafs stop being the equivalent of the Harlem globetrotters, a spectacle, a money making travelling show apart from every other team. Not a “serious” hard working team. There is the Toronto Maple Leafs and then everyone else. Good enough to wow crowds in the regular season, but can’t do anything where it counts, in the playoffs. Maybe if the Leafs were driven right down, where they go back to the bottom of the eastern conference. And the Scotia Bank Area struggles to fill seats… maybe only then could the Leafs purge themselves and be rebuilt into a serious hockey team.But for now the struggle and the frustration is a problem with the fundamental DNA of the Maple Leafs as a culture, there is rot everywhere in the very structure of the Leafs media spectacle machine. And that can’t be overcome by merely getting to the playoffs every year and choking.
Dallas
>chimpdavid
>scoreful draw in the city of alberta
>>140351710kek
Im really sad about this one.We played the refs, but thats only 1/2 pf the problem. Weve looked so much better in the past and even in game 1. But tonight they sort of quit.Ill never Doom until its over. On to game 3.
Hyman 1 game ban WOW
>>140351710RELLO HEDDIT!
madavid kinda overrated
New to hockey why did LA pull so early
>>140351726I WANT MY TEAM BACK
>>140351719Gary would never suspend one of his own r-right?
>>140351710BASED AND STAUFFERPILLED I'm listening to them on CHED. Can't deal with Harnayrayn
>>140351722they like to expose their holes
>>140351722Retard
>>140351718See>>140351675Unironic plebbitor trying to turn /hoc/ into a fucking reddit general just stay there
Good Albertan penalty kill there
>>140351703>>140351719meant hymen iykwim haha
>>140351704>everyone who calls me out for being a whiny little faggot is vegassLegit stay off the internet for a month, nigger. No one is seeing you cry back home, get the fuck over it.
>>140351722try soccer. you wouldn't get it
Good road period for Edmonton
pre-emptively posting for tomorrow's martinook goalSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Kings have looked sloppy honestly.
>>140351740They do it to make fun of Reddit for being a little weird because they've never felt real passion watching hockey which /hoc/ has absolutely none
>>140351739>>140351751Hell nah.
>>140351759Don't worry Oilers goaltending will always let them down.
Cant spell Dallass without back to back LsKWAB
>>140351773You're 5'3" and brown
630 CHED Chads, who’s here listening to the game the white man way?
Whoever score the next goal will win the game
When was the last time a team lost their first two games at home and still won the series?
>>140351773all ass
>>140351749I’m not even the same guy Kek
>>1403517825'9" and my FUPA is huge. I am so depressed.
cantina chicken mid and too expensive btw
>>140351719For a clean hit?
>>140351670
>>140351782Not Copey obsessed retard
>>140351759They always look sloppy. This is Kings hockey on full display.
>>140351782And he still, somehow, gets more pussy than you.
>>140351799*
I’m not angry. I’m not upset. I’m sad. I’m disappointed in and for Pavs.This is exactly what I expected when they tied the game today. The Stars have such a mental block with Vegas, and they’re so unbelievably tight in the offensive zone… like they’re fighting the puck. I feel like the only way to get a win in this series is to get a 3 goal lead to loosen the players up some.
>>140351787literally 1984
>>140351803
Kings are dog shit get the fuck outta here
why do they keep showing that horrific obese human stanley cup behind the oilers bench
>>140351803seethe
>>140351818We want the cup
Why is McD so good on offense but so shit on defenseYou'd think he be the type of player like datsyuk that just steals the puck from people effortlessly
c'était trois à zéro
>>140351800You are you’re just desperate to rebrand now that we all know you’re short and brown
>>140351737I’m listening to the kangs broadcast, playoff overtime Jack Micheal’s will be worth turning on. I met him at the company Christmas party in January and he’s a beauty
oh no no no
>>140351834GOOD MORNING SAARS
>>140351827Ask Grapes about Ontario boys nowdays.
OGRETIEM
>garytime
>>140351834Jeet is vanilla but he's still pretty good
gary time activated
G A R Y T I M EARYTIME
GARY TIME! GARY TIME! Thank you Gary!
>vegass, fr fr, no salary cap, on Gary, that LTIR moves are hella sus, fuck mc criminal
>>140351860
no, this is actual overtime, not a farcical garytime
the ice can't be that bad already. do they have to bring out the zambonis?
>garytime in the city of alberta
>>140351834I heard that Sikh women look the same as the men. That's why you never see Sikh women.
bruh ot against the kings? really?
>>140351879seek and you will find
Fuck off gary
tourist here. does gretzky still play for the kings?
>>140351879must be the beards
>>140351783Are you at work?
>>140351829Copey has never been to a single game in Vegas because he doesn't live in Vegas and I've gone to almost every home game and posted about all season long you stupid obsessed seething faggot.
>>140351850>shitskins that breed like rabbits are goodinteresting
>>140351888Naw, he's with seattle
Kings score less than 2 minutes in
>>140351834This pic almost makes me wanna root for a team from Commiefornia
>>140351900>I—er I mean w-we are two totally different people Oh god just give it a fucking rest retard BRING BACK THE ID COUNTER
>>140351533Get ready to wave oilels goodbye lad
>>140351905I don't think that's something she would say
Honestly, i think this game will come down to whichever team scores the next goal.If Edmonton scores the next goal, they will likely win. Same for LA.
1am and the third period hasn't even started yet. fucks sake bettman
>>140351939bold take
>>140351908w r o n g idiot. atlanta took him in their expansion draft
>>140351939true if big
How does ron McLean still have a job my god. Send his ass to the retirement home
there will be no shootout. the next goal will win the game
>>140351900I’ve seen you say that but you post the same like 2-3 memorabilia photos over and over and you’ve never once posted proof you attended a game so I am going to press x
>>140351918>>140351918They scored first on every period this game. Or at least it's how I remember it and that's enough for me.
>>140351945it's going to OT moron
>>140351927You can tell he's not copey because there isn't "1993" "KWAB" OR ":^)" in his posts. Stop acting like a retarded newfag.
> AHL Playoffs: Dustin Wolf records a 46-save shutout against the Tucson Roadrunners
>>140351929Honestly buddy she’s a Sherwood park or St. Albert 6. I thought Hollywood would have better talent, she wouldn’t make the cut at cactus club to even look at the oilers after the games
>>140351983
>>140351927I accept your concession
>>140351981>him Kek there you go again that proves nothing if he did it while samefagging it wouldn’t be very good samefagging now would it
>dallas lost both games at homekek who are the retards who picked them to win the cup in their brackets
>>140351964>games that happened this monthnice seething comprehension bruh
>>140351983AWOOOOOO! Future is bright Flames bros.
>>140351983Flamesbros we're so back
Its time for Jamie Benn to do what needs to be done.
>>140352014this kids been the "future" for like 5 years when is it coming?
>>140351305the Avs are good because they have lots of Finns
>>140352020Get suspended?Because that did work last time for 2 games
Why doesn’t sportsnet show ahl games? but then show Pwhl games?
>>140352020go poopys?
>>140352020Retire?
>>140352010>seething comprehensionOh I’m comprehending your seethe perfectly well. You’ve been asked to post proof when you’re “attending” a game and you without fail make up some lame excuse for why you can’t. You never do.
>sportsnet mentioning womens hockey againare they trying to get people to tune out?
Reign beat the condors 5-1take THAT oilers!
>tfw no PWHL player girlfriendWhy even live?
>>140352016Once again this year we have to remind flames posters not to post anymore. Explain how a flames themed Stanley cup playoff thread makes any sense. Maybe we could start a golf-lite themed offseason thread?
>>140352031PWHL rocks
>>140352052Wranglers are in playoffs
>>140352030>You'rewrong, thats not me
>>140352042how do we puckbunny for PWHL girls?
>>140352057tits or gtfo
>I would just like to crongadulate the Los Angeles Royalmen for winning the contest against our neighbors to the north...>the... uh..>the.. uh..>well, anyway..
KINGS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Crosby own goal
I’m not a flames fan but Dustin wolf should be the focus of the next thread he earned it with his shutout
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>140352060Well of course buddy those cows have been bundled up all winter it’s time to get hot and horny. I’d be all for starting a small town Alberta rodeo thread
>>140352005I'm a third anon. You're just an idiot.
>hate the oilers>hate the kangs this series is a lose lose for me
why are they still playing hockey ?need coffee
LETS GOOOOOO
>>140352079Nice imitation of Trump
>that pause while everyone waited to see if the puck would stay in or notkino
>>140352064It is. Because you posted your gay memorabilia during that seethe sesh too unless you’re gonna say there’s suddenly three of you now
>oilels
KOPISCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>5kinner
>>140352124poor little puck guy
KANGS WIN
>5kinnerKWABsoiled again
MY WIFE ANZE!!!!!
BASED BOOMER KOPI
HAHAHAHA SUCK IT OILY BROS.
WE WUZ
>CanadaKWAB
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARFUCK MCDIDDLES
Oilers name is very problematic, btw.
>>140352030you dumb fuckboy, the Knights won and I'm happy about it. Sneed XD
>spoilersHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ONE GOAL
He's 38 years oldJust scored a goal
>goylersSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BASED KOPI
That’s my captain
GET FUCKED SOILERS
BLOOOOOOOOOOW CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>140352128retard the guy you responded to was not me
close to offsides
>>140352153I accept your concession
COPITAR AND SEETHE SOILERS
MY ANZU
captain kong does it again
>first round>1-1>women already weeping
>kings steal the gameStfu Singh kings had the lead almost the entire game nothing was stolen
Its all scripted for the gambling
>>140352171heh don't mind if you do
lmao Darnelle Nurse
>gooner mcgayvid
>>140352052KWAB
>mcdavids better than crosby
SHOW THE FUCKING ICE DISTRICT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>140352177kek
>>140352187Retard
CANADA KWAB'D
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's over for Canada. It's not coming home.
>>140352173>I-i-t wasn’t me X
imagine paying tardnell durrse to eliminate you from the playoffs
This is unironically about to become a ugly ass 7 game series now
Oilers lost a meaningless game hahahahahaha
IN GAME PARLAY
>>140352192
LETS FUCKING GO
>>140352212cope and seethe
>>140352186Basedlers coping as best they can. They know what's coming
>>140352211Trapchads we're back
>Kangs fans celebrating like they won the seriesenjoy getting raped in 6 again faggots
>>140352208
>>140351730based Trilage stick
>>140352176>consneeded that he can't tell posters apart due to a lack of seething comprehension:)
>>140352218kek
>no leaf team was able to take a 2-0 lead but three sunbelt teams were able to do that
>>140352228wtf it changed my s o y to based?? test : onions
>>140352237They never learn
remember, they're still this team
>>140352237>needing 6 games to beat the kongsif you don't beat them in 5 you're frauds
>>140352254don't even fucking DARE shorten to be honest family
>Kangz blew a 3-1 scoring lead >had to scrape by in OT just to winYeah Oilers in 6
>>140352238Proves nothing>>140352244I concede nothing
>>140352237Holy cope. The absolute state of KWABanada
>>140352204Imagine if the series was scripted to go all 7 with one win and one loss at home each or whatever and the players kind of give you a hint in the first period about the overall outcome, but the scipted surges to tie it up and push it into overtime to psych betters out
>no marathon OT games yet
GARY POINToh wait
>>140352186winning a road game has always been called stealing onethe authorities have been notified of your behavior
>IT'S UP>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxYNwvxe6XY>IT'S UP>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxYNwvxe6XY>IT'S UP>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxYNwvxe6XY
>Dallass retard seething so bad hes going after anyone that is a Vegass card holderKWAB:^)
>>140352284gary will make the call soon enough
Kings fans have brainrot like any team that like sutter
How are we feeling Luc bros?
>>140352197KWAB
>>140352284only good thing about being an eastie again is watching NHL playoff games at 4am
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coFyTPIbYCw
>>140352300Why didn’t she want to press chargers?
>>140352274I'll have another IPA just for you XD
WE big fans of Anzethey call us Kopitards My nigga is still hot
>>140352287>my kongs win>get to watch dangle seethe
>>140352136>lels deepest playoff run was when they had buljuCoincidence?
>>140352267Which ever team advances is going to be exposed by the Canucks.
>>140352237>>140352237Your confidence in a fraudulent team amuses me> celebrating like they won the seriesAnd how exactly were you celebrating last game, moron?
>>140352292I hate vegas, but this dallas meltdown is fucking hilarious
>>140351918Close
I'm not gonna give that one guy a (you) but I have found the most unlikeable and most likely worse anon that I've ever witnessed here on /hoc/
Bracket looks good except for Vancouver. Thanks for nothing demko
Gonna post this here too. I’m very angry. Pathetic effort on the offense, no creativity whatsoever, always chip into the corner where we get beat physically, (reminds me of Bones, dump and chase, dump and chase, dump and chase). Their offense had some bite to it, and their defense was staunch and choked out every single opportunity, clogged the neutral zone and the middle of the offensive zone like crazy, and would pounce on any mistake we made. We went several minutes without a shot on goal, many times per period. Otter played good and kept us in the game. They were simply better. I guess we need a defense-first coach again, that’s what put them over the hump after all. If we do continue to get beaten in the first round like this, DeBoer needs to be fired, even though I have liked his tenure here. ¯(ツ)/¯
>>140352237If they need 6, they definitely are not beating Vegas.
>>140352320Whichever winner of that team and nucks will get destroyed by Vegas
#copeywon#budlost
>>140352257That was before they got their new coach
>>140352352>Copey won without doing anything
*AHEM*>be dallass newfag who won't shut the fuck up CONSTANTLY shitting up every thread>be unbearable retard for the last two weeks begging to play vegas>team loses home ice in game one and is the only home team to lose the opening game>come to /hoc/ and cope and seethe for being the shittiest home team so far in the playoffs>literally the smug mask over crying face wojak>r-regular season doesn't countcool, let's talk about how vgk are 5-2 in their last 7 playoff games against dallass!----------------------------- YOU ARE HERE ----------------------------->be dallass newfag retarded pusy making excuses the past two days>be the only (1) home team to go 0-2 in the opening two games (against the team and fanbase you've shitposted about the past month>be told your team is full of choking faggos (like benn, pavfellski, etc) AND the league's biggest choking coach (peter "good guy but cant get it done when it matters" deboerWhat's your cope now you fucking faggot?DWIWB!!In the mean time though....I appreciate your concession and apology bud!!!!KWABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:^)
Wait wait wait, people actually think shit teams like Dallas and Edmonton are cup contenders? lol lol even
A N Z UNZU
I still don't understand how the puck got to kopitar
I shit my pants when the kings scored not even joking. I was holding it in the entire game and after they scored my Bowels just exploded into my jeans
>>140352365based copey truly the louie G of /hoc/
>>140352329I hope it's me I'm trying to put more snot and grit in my game
>>140352365Yes, a manlet Mexican won. Sad!
>>140352337is this a leddit pasta?>>140352371Now THIS is Copey. I KNEEL
Lafreniere, Byfield and Stutzle will all be really good players btw
>>140351900Bro, don't pick a fight with me. You've never drawn a dime. And I have gone to games. Just sit aside and be my Jannetty or I'll treat you like I do the non-Vegas fans.
When my Kitties win the Vegastard meltdown will be so beautiful
Lol the plastic Vegas fans are fighting eachother how cute
i would pay mitch marner 11 million dollars to NOT be on my postseason team
LETS GO OILBROS WE FUCKING WON.
Why are there so few Slovenians nhlers? Why hasn’t kopitar grown the game there?
>>140352419I hope every current and future Las Vegas sports team implodes and never wins anything.
>>140352406Retard
>>140352419Absolutely not. Unless he wants to!:^)
>>140352439This is the most spiritual loss loser cope I have ever seen
>>140352419>1993
>>140352450i'll bet you do bud, you're a little bit upset huhKWAB:^)
>stars/oilers talking shit for so long>its going to be a knights/kings second round
Idea: goalie can deploy a smoke screen
>>140352510i know it sounds insane but my stars are the best road team in the leaguei still have faith
>>140352510different brackets buddy, maybe wcf
>>140352510that's not how the bracket works numbnuts
>>140352510They literally cannot play each other retard.
>>140352510If the kongs actually win the oilels are the KWABOTY
>>140352450If you don't include the Knights you pretty much got your wish. I mean jesus Christ it's gonna be Raiders and As, Northern California's garbage.Knighties are going to be one of the most constant and hated teams because of the tax breaks.
Meanwhile the Canucks are getting shot stomped by predators and no not having demko is not an excuse since Canucks won the first game off a 9 second lapse in saros skill
>>140352312gay brains because female
>>140352510>second roundUH OH RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>140352263Bet on it
>>140352409I aint picking a fight, just proving that Im not you to the obsessed schizo and that there are actual VGK fags other than you in this general. Didn't mean it any other way.Anyway, celebrate with me bbGonna laugh at Dallass fags in the Ploffs on Saturday
>>140352510Vegas tards literally know nothing about hockey it’s incredible
>>14035251> Knights/Kings conference finalHoly based
>Laffs goaltending and Sportsnet Diversity Hires
>>140352566Fair enough! Let's laugh together at these green FAGGOTS!Cheers buddy
>>140352510Sad
>>140352569>everyone i don't like is a vegas fanKWAB
>>140352566If not the same person imagine being a literal stan for some gay retarded Mexican on an anonymous skating forum. The internet is truly an incredible mistake.
Hearing dangle seething about refpuck is peak tbqh
>>140352574>Jeremy Swaymanlet
Copey is replying to himself again
>>140352602>le mexican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you can picture me however you like though while ya watch your team lose!:^)
>>140352576grab a puck for the rest of us anon
the TNT panel is based
>>140352576cheers!>>140352602>proving you arent a personality means you stan themOBSESSED
>tfw have to watch skinner throw away mcdavid's chance at a cup.
>>140352620You should be proud of your heritage and you should embrace your short stature.
>>140352634Its the team's fault for not getting a better goaltender during the offseason or the trade deadline
>>140352638You should NOT be proud of your dogshit hockey team, who is the embarrassment of the post season so far.:^)
>Kings beat Chicago so Dallas would get taken out by the Golden Knights
I know things look very bleak, but…Ducks bro back again. I’m gonna keep it real here.Okay, first of all, I know this didn’t go as expected. Game 1 did not, Game 2 did not, but honestly they played a solid first two games at home. It seems Vegas just has their number at the AAC. Shit happens. It happened last year too with y’all, two very unlucky first two games. This team is a much better Stars team, and I think they will respond at a much higher level than last year.A change of scenery may help, game 3 in Vegas is a must win. And this could be a whole new series if y’all win game 3. In 2017, my Ducks lost both game 1 and 2 at home against the Oilers and ended up winning the series. It’s never over!So, Stars bros, keep those heads up and stay with the team. They have playoff experience and I’m sure they can figure this out. This isn’t as bad as it seems.Don’t give up, boys.
>>140352634>mcdavid's chanceHow can you throw something away that doesn't exist?
>>140352649I’m not proud but at least it’s from a higher vantage point than you’ll ever have the pleasure of experiencing.
>>140352640Ah yes, Dallass finally remembering that they were the North Stars and that they excel at the Minnesota sports specialty of lying down and dying.
>>140352653Just as planned
SinBin https://www.youtube.com/live/FGWLF7-j75I?si=4HgIsmrFndm3Y1-a
>>140352679>Dontthrowakrissyfit>throws onechecks out
I hope those of you who were hoping for the Knights as our matchup are happy. Rooting for narrative over matchup is so fucking stupid.
>>140352673>Get a 3 goal lead>Vegas climbs it back and kills them in OT
Unvaccinated Japanese refugee hymen
>>140352681SHALL watch some Ken post-game high kino
Imagine being a finn in Dallas and not doing anything.
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM
>>140352673I feel genuinely sick. It’s time for me to take a step back after this season. Being a passionate fan of the Dallas Stars is one of the few hobbies in my hectic life and now it’s just becoming unhealthy with all the stress this team causes. I wish I was a better fan but I’m not sure I can do this much longer.
>>140352746>>140352746>>140352746
>>140352331Craps?
>>140351730>Stone going from team that would never win a cup, to team winning a cup (and maybe going b2b) and then to team where it's a victory to go past round 1Kek