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>go back to Georgia for my uncle's funeral >see thisit's been eight years, fucking stop already
>>140340135Colts and packers mocks are interchangable just sprinkle some top100 DE in there
>have to work downtown tomorrow during the draft at a fucking bar built by scummy Dan Gilbert
Peegles haha
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Imagine drafting a QB when you already have a franchise QB
i need an nfl related filename for this ASAP
what the hell did we do there?https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dolphin-dead-repeatedly-shot-louisiana-20000-reward-offered-info-rcna149216
Has there been any news on T'Vondre Sweat?
>>140340360You mean like the Packers do? Seems to work out pretty well.
>>140340446Difference between a 27 year old franchise QB and a 37 year old one
The Chargers are +200 to draft a WR with their first pick. This is a lock no? Basically free money if you bet on it.
>>140340541It makes so much sense, but Jim harbaugh doesn't really do that.
>>140340135My Colts are either getting Brock Bowers or Cooper DeJean so I win either way
>>140329199Cope>here it is the seasons on the line >two receivers left and right >McCown takes the snap >he steps up, he's all by himself>fires into the endzoneeeee....>CAUGHT>TOUCHDOWN DX>NOOOO [screaming]>NOO [still screaming]>the Cardinals have knocked the Vikings out of the playoffs>I believe it was caught by Nate Poole>he's being mugged by his Cardnial teamates >there are Minnesota Vikings CRYING ON THE FIELDhuehuehuehue
>>140340395Sean Payton trading for shit qbs to start
Is any AFC West team gonna compete with the Chiefs?
>>140340688kek
>>140340541Harbaugh is a maniac. Don't bet on logic with him.
>>140340724Da raidahs when trade up for Jayden Daniels
>Joey Chud
Trade up for this bussy
Would a large amount of people like to do a 4 round group draft on PFN or something?
do a 4 round group draft of this bussy
>>140340798>taking a picture with the orange chud while Team Biden has Goodell, Mahomes, Kelce, and TayThere closes the bengals superbowl window
>mfw watching my team draft a >black QB
>>140340798Thought that was a cool tshirt so I looked it up and it's fucking $75. What kind of moron would pay that much for a basic tshirt?
>>140340885You get hard watching your team draft a black QB? That'd a bit gay...
>>140340688https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL8S4G9zFK8
Just thinking about my Lions again....
>>140340885>Hard R ShopBasically the draft when you think about it.
>st. brown signs or $30 million per year>howie gets smiff for $25 million per yearhow does howie do it? what kind of jewish wizardry does he know?
>>140340996When you're young and have more money that you know what to do with, this is the kind of stupid shit you buy with it.
>>140340135Drafting a Jayhawk cocksuckerMizzou will rise again!!!
>>140341088Sniff isn't a WR1
If Penix Jr were white, all other things held constant, he’d be graded 6th or later. Competency crisis.
>>140341133isn't st brown a WR2? I thought he was
>>140341133He's WR1 alongside AJ Brown, who is WR1.
>>140341133Neither is ARSB>But muh zone beater!If you can't beat Man you aren't a #1.
>>140341191No, he's their WR1. Their WR2 is Jameson Williams
>>140341088St. Brown had 1,500 yards and 10 TDs last season.Smith had 1,000 yards and 7 TDs last season.St. Brown is also a year younger than Smith. And has like 40 lbs on him despite being the same height. They aren't even close and the Eagles overpaid.
>>140341088Pay St Brown. Good attitude. Good upbringing. If his older brother weren’t made of glass he’d be a stud too.
>>140340135I think this one is pretty good.
>>140341258but wasn't Williams supposed to be WR1 then st brown played so well he essentially became the WR1? I could've sworn that was the case but could be wrong.anyway not really my point, smith could've asked for $30 and he probably could've gotten it from another team but took a relatively team friendly deal.>>140341282>St. Brown had 1,500 yards and 10 TDs last season.>Smith had 1,000 yards and 7 TDs last season.Not even taking into account Brian Johnson being the black Matt Canada, those numbers are close as shit especially considering one is a WR1 and the other is WR2.The Eagles are paying the same amount for AJ Brown and Smith when WRs are about to start their per year amount in the $30 million range.
>>140341367where is trotter jr? >>140341299I like the signing actually, and their signing of the tackle. Good organizations sign key players early and don't make a fuss about it. You didn't hear shit about this all offseason lol. And then there's the cowboys where all offseason has been a shitshow.
>>140341282>Eagles overpaidlmao he might not even be a top 19 WR by cap hit by the time the season starts
>>140340688yeah the cards are pretty poverty, but they have had some pretty kino and iconic games over the years Palmer v Rodgers in the playoffs is one of my favorite games of all time, their only owl appeared was an all time great game as well
>>140341372It also isn’t taking into account that a great wr1 creates opportunities for the TJ Houshmanzadehs of the world.
>>140341367>Stiggers
Gayleb will be a titanic megabust
>>140340135>WOW, look at my /team/'s mock draftNOBODY FUCKING CARES
>>140341405That's a lot of money for your #2 WR.
>>140340996He's making like $35 million a year, so $75 to him is literally the equivalent of 10 cents to someone making 50k a year.
>>140341439I like the signing and St Brown is a dawg, also a meme for his name. The Lions are doing a good job. I still think they should go defense in the draft since their offense is essentially set. Maybe a offensive lineman which is never a bad idea.
>>140341372>those numbers are close as shitthey aren't though. in fact, it's about a 30% difference.
>>140340541I think they're going to trade down, and then who knows who they'll pick wherever they end up.
We're getting started early boys!
>>140341404>where is trotter jr?I would have, but Cooper was available at 50 and that's hard to pass up. Fwiw Trotter was picked by the Rams at 83.
>>140341466It's weird how pretty much everyone knows this from the professionals to the average Joe but he is still the consensus #1
Is this the best WR draft in memory?
>>140341525yea ok, NERD
>>140341542Why repost that? We already saw your weak effort in the last thread
>>140341404Not him, but a packers fan and I think there are like 15 other various position LBs to be had 3rd through 5th that don’t have the name and would likely have more drive. Also Trotter was pretty hood looking back on it.
>>140341568Especially since he's either a huge diva, or he was acting like one on purpose to avoid getting drafted by the team that is inevitably going to draft him
>A former #NFL scout says that Caleb Williams “scares” a lot of teams, via >“He scares the s**t out of a lot of NFL teams. One GM told me it’s like if Prince played QB.”What could go wrong?
>>140341605kek I know, it'd be cool to draft trotter jr though
>>140341578Depends on what you remember. 1996 was ridiculously good, and 2001 was pretty strong too.
I just watched Rich Eisen interview McCarthy and it's easy to see how a team will get scammed into wasting a 1st round pick on this gigabust.
>>1403415782019 was very, very good. but nobody realized it until later. Deebo Samuel, AJ Brown, DK Metcalf, Diontae Johnson, Terry McLaurin. None of them drafted in the first round. But N'Keal Harry was lmao. So was Hollywood Brown. I think Hunter Renfrow was in this class as well.
>He fell for the first round meme
I am ready to meet my new stepson Caleb!
>>140341436My buddy and I were watching that Cards-Packers wild card game. Our hipster bike fag friend came home who lived there, even he was captivated by it. He probably hasn’t watched a game since, but that game was that incredible. The GOAT for introducing people to the sport imo. I think nfl films even put out like an 18 minute truncated version.
>>140341695>hit>missAccording to who?
>>140341785The hits signed a second contract with the team that drafted them.
>>140341466Nah. He’s an absolute stud if the bears keep him from getting shell shock. They fucked up not keeping fields and making him play for it. Destroy fields, make Williams watch. None of that coming on in blowouts shit either until after week 11.
wtf are the lions doing here?
>>140341798To be fair, Brandin Cooks wasn't a miss for my Saints despite being traded away before a second contract.
>>140341798What if they're really good and the team that drafted them can't afford/doesn't want to re-sign and they get a big contract elsewhere?
>>140341836Maybe Hendon Hooker is looking good. As much as I like Goff, he's not worthy of a top contract.
>>140341836Goff is replaceable. And what other teams are jumping to grab him?
>>140341858Doesn't happen. Teams will always pick a young, talented player over an older one. They'll make the room to sign him.
I know I said this for the past 30 years, but THIS time Dem Boys will make it to the owl
>>140341695That’s kinda disingenuous. You have to be absolute god-tier to be a first round guard or center.
>https://nfldraft.theringer.com/mock-draft
>>140341938
>>140341836They know the truth. Lions are great because they used Stafford's value to boost Goff. But you can't get over the hump with the guy.
>>140341887I guarantee you there are multiple teams that want him. Just because they don’t explicitly say that doesn’t mean they don’t. >>140341873He’s a top ten qb right now, no?
>>140341927The Cowboys are going to pick another DT bust in the first round, sorry
>>140341972This guy wanted to leave Detroit and needed a super team LOL
>>140341987Wrong, even Jerruh isn't that retarded.
>>140341976>He’s a top ten qb right now, no?Depends on how you look at it. When you're discussing an extension, age is a factor. I don't think he's going to be top-10 in 3 years, which is what he'd be getting paid to be.
>>140341887But why would anyone grab him now? He’s on the last year of his contract
nigga look like the Make a Wish kid at the NFL draft
>>140340135It's all coming together
>>140342026 Fair enough. Agree to disagree I guess. It’s just hard to find QBs now
>>140342053>Signs are pointing to the Commies getting himPlease no..I want Maye.
The Ravens extended Reshod Bateman (who I still contend is really good but they are wasting his talent)
>>140341837He must’ve been a real turd to be moved around as much as he was regardless of production.
>>140341542Vikings taking the chance they get their first back next year via Atlanta forfeiting it due to tampering to get Kirk Cousins.
>>140342054Feels like they're gonna draft Byron Murphy II though
>>140341938Latham is going over Alt now? Because of the short arms like Joe Thomas?
>>140342056That's true. I have a feeling Goff is looking to get ~50m a year. I also forget how fucking young Goff is. Hard to believe he's only 2 years older than Burrow.
>>140342032I meant who they're bidding against to re-sign him. As in, I don't think there's a hot market for him so the Lions can be patient and he'll come back to them on a relatively cheap deal.
>>140342082>Please no..I want a bust.Why are Commies fans like this?
If Amon Ra got 30 mil a year, what's Justin Jefferson gonna get?
>>140341992>Wanted to leave DetroitWho could blame him?>Needed a super teamCope. Eagles and the Niners built super teams and got stunned. Bills took half our players to build a super team and now they're in the mud.
>>140341904Surely this will be the year for you, anon
>>140342091Yeah. But the Saints also got a 1st round pick when they traded him to Pats. Who got a first round pick when they traded him to Rams. Pretty crazy.
>>140342142It's because he's a right tackle. The Chargers already have an LT in Rashawn Slater and there's a chance that switching Joe Alt to play RT may not go smoothly.
>>140342162He’s the best receiver in football, it’s going to be an absolute cap-crippling amount
>>140342161I don't want RG3.5 especially when Jayden looks like he's 200 pounds soaking wet, dude is going to get killed doing the shit he does by a 240 pound lb /safety
>>140342165One of these years it'll happen whether you like it or not.
>>140342193No he isn't
>>140342194And Maye is going to be 2020 Carson Wentz for the next 5 years.
>>140342120I wouldn't mind that, but I think getting right tackle would be the more prudent option. Setting the O-Line will be great for both Stafford and his inevitable replacement in the next 2-3 years.
>>140341836can't wait for le heckin based and soulful lions fans to turn on goof the moment he gets shipped off, dude was always a bum and they've been insufferable pretending he isn'tgonna be hilarious re-reading all the 'goof was cast off but we gave him a home here!' posts and articles that came out in the last few years
>>140341967>eagles>ANOTHER edge rusherffs how many do they needI'd actually be mad if they took an edge rusher; take CB or OL
Rodge "the Goods" Goodell sent me an copy of the script. Please don't share too much
>>140342251This. Goof already stirred the bums of Detroit with his comments on negativity.
>>140342213_____
>>140342276
Fuck the vikings
>>140342276No way Harbaugh isn't taking a lineman if he stays at 5
>>140342316Harb is full of misdirection and sneakery
Not gonna happen but would be pretty funny
>>140342296All it takes is one veteran stick in the mud cancer to revert loins culture to…traditional loins culture.
>>140342276The Pats are taking a QB or trading down, and the Cards are taking MHJ
>>140342251>insufferable pretending he isn'tStop being so easily triggered
If the Eagles trade up and take Mitchell instead of Arnold or an OT I'm going to be pissed
>>140342341the eagles moving up for a WR/TE would be so retarded
>>140342276>Vikings trading up to draft a 3rd round QBNot habbenin
>>140342342Who is the veteran stick in the mud in this case? Goff? It's not like it has to be a bad deal either. Goff could come down on his price if it ends up getting sticky. I doubt he wants to start all over again.
>>140342388>OL/CBhappy>DE/WR/TEnot happy
Bunglesbros…
>>140342361I think the pats will trade down for a massive haul. They’ve got so many places to improve before they take a top of the draft qb.
>>140342392Just goes to show how "plugged in" these """insiders""" really are.
I don't understand why Caleb Williams wins the number one spot no matter what. He's not ready to be a pro. He's too emotional
>With the first overall pick, the Chicago Bears pick Wide Receiver...
>>140342439>it's actually realwow
>>140342467>......Roman Wilson
You know remember 2023 1st overall pick Bryce Young
Chargers are broken bucks
>>140342418I’m just saying the Lions aren’t that far removed from being perpetual losers, their checks still cashed the same. You really don’t want petty shit coming front and center when you finally have a winning culture established again for the first time in thirty years.
>>140342481>The state of Carolina
>>140342481I still have bussy faith in him to turn it around
>>140342481no I don't and you can't make me
Imagine being paid millions of dollars to miss field goals
>>140342456Bears should lock him in a room that shows nothing but Randall Cunningham games for the entire week of minicamp.
>>140342491The Lions completely collapsing this season and then returning to being shit would make a great 30 for 30.
>>140342467If they traded down to 3 or 6 what would they get in return? They could still grab an elite WR (or OT) at those spots.
>>140342483The 63 point cock and ball torture really buried them
>>140342456>He's too emotionalWhat an idiotic statement. He's the best QB in this class, all that matters is if he can play.
>>140342526Cunningham was so good at his peak. It's such a shame he got hurt.
>>140342549Maturity definitely matters in the move from college to pro.
>if you want to be the greatest running quarterback of all time, be a running backKORNHEISER, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>140342569There's been 0 reports of anyone at USC, teammates or staff saying that Caleb is immature or a diva. That's something that assmad haters made up because they desperately want him to fail. Try not to seethe too much when he succeeds as a pro.
>>140342635Why did they stop running the ball?
>>140342626Fuck off, Caleb.
Windows closed, Bengals!
>>140342626*paints his nails**sniffles**cries*t-thank you
>>140341967Packers are taking DeJean or Kool-aid if they're there
packers taking this bussy
>>140342655Goodell called it in
>>140342626If anything his floor is Eli manning. 10+ year vet Football weirdo.Today the 2029 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Wives and Girlfriends Club hosted a tea party. Star QB Caleb Williams even stopped by!
>>140342626B-b-but he paints his nails and got sad when he lost a game!
>bengals trading Higgins to the ChiefsNo fucking way!
Don’t ever reply to me again tripfag
>>140342251>dude was always a bum Lol you’re so dumb This is incorrect on all levels. This whole post
>>140342724realistically I think the Patriots are probably going to get him, their 2nd round pick is close enough to a first for the Bengals to consider it. Get Maye/McCarthy a new weapon.
>>140341686I'm a Michigan fan who watched literally every game this guy ever played. He's shit. He's a game manager who's just as likely to throw a duck as a dime. Can't throw the ball accurately beyond 20 yards. Makes terrible decisions. Butterfingers. We won the natty on our defense and run game. JJ just has a pretty face and knows when to talk about muh god.
Reminder that the Bengals historically pretty much never trade players.
>>140342526Cunningham isn't the player Caleb should emulate. That player is Steve Young.
>>140342669Graham Barton. Let the pats or someone fall for the white db meme. I don’t care what the physicals say, if they project a guy as a nickelback, maybe a safety? That sounds like he can’t play any nfl positions to me.
>SOMEBODY STOP THAT MAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wopy6Ntd834
>>140342781This. Jared Goff has a great arm and is accurate, he just has 0 awareness of the pass rush and tends to do dumb things when a play breaks down (although he seems to have curbed this quite a bit from when he was on the Rams).
>>140342815If Caleb could be as good as Steve Young was, Burrs fans would cream themselves.
>people lamenting theres so much sports on at the same time of the draftAnyone want to explain to me why you would really want to watch the draft rather than just hear about what your team did after the fact? I get it if there is nothing else on, but if there is literally any other choice other than maybe regular season baseball, I'm not bothering.
>>140342836The comp I saw was Malcolm Jenkins. On paper a CB coming out of college but will be a nickel DB that will play pretty much anywhere.
>>140342812as a neutral fan michigan got extremely lucky in their game against alabama, I swear there was like 3 passes that alabama just goofed on when they could have been easy picks. Wasn't JJ's very first pass the (would be) interception on the sideline? Alabama's center was snapping the ball all over the place the entire game, literally one of the worst centers I've ever seen and I still don't really know why Saban didn't pull him. If JJ lost that game I think he would be a 2nd round pick, which is where he belongs IMO. The fact he's even being discussed with Maye is hilarious.
>>140342875Problem is Steve Young wasn't good until he changed teams. I think it might be true for Caleb too.
>>140342854This. Very good in play action as well and an improved pocket presence
>>140342881I feel like only journalists, YouTubers and family members actually watch the draft. I didn't even know it was a live TV event for a while
>>140342836Packers don't draft non-QB offensive players if the first round. Also, Barton isn't an OT and that's what they want so Tom can move to center. If the DBs aren't there they'll trade back.
>>140340238It’s been a decade and people still make buttfumble and Marino fake spike jokesIt never ends until you win again
>>140340410Alright I’ll biteWhat if Aaron actually doesn’t get hurt and they took offensive line in the later rounds? Because they might as well do WR/OL for their first two picks.
>>140342439>tee higgins toowtf is going on with the bengals
>>140343130their owner is extremely cheap
>Lions are putting Goff on a prove it yearlol. lmao even.
>>140342940I’d imagine it’s a little fun to watch if your team is shitty. If you’re a fan of a team that generally makes the playoffs and does shit like trade out of the first round, then you just watched three hours of garbage for no reason.
>>140343173I don’t get it. What’s so funny?
Goof sucks.
>>140343192Delet this
>>140343192>center screws up>goff sucks!1!1
>>140343223>Goof not paying attention>Lets a fucking snap get interceptedYes.
It's a good thing I got started earlier this year because it took me longer than usual, but I finally finished a cum tribute for each of the 257 anticipated picks in theis year's draft. Biggest load? Hunter Nourzad. Smallest load? Marvin Harrison, Jr.
>>140343241Why no big cum for Marvin?
Goff would be a sb champ right now if not for DC. Go watch baseball you guys maybe that’s better
>>140343241You're either Indian or a 49ers fan.
>>140343306You mean if not for the shit secondary and Aiyuk
>>140343130Cheapest ass motherchod motherfcuker bitch owner.
>>140343185It adds pressure on Goff to perform and puts a bit of a funky vibe in the locker room. And Goff does not do well when pressured.
>>140343343That’s all a result of that. Either way it was a pi on the Db when aiyuk caught it. The kicker made a 53 yarder vs LA, there was no reason not to bring him out again. No wind
>>140343351Pressured in game only. He mentally recovered after leaving LA
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefterBengals franchise WR Tee Higgins also has requested to be traded being that there have been no contract talks with the team now in over a year.Adam Schefter@AdamSchefterBengals three-time Pro-Bowl DE Trey Hendrickson has requested to be traded from Cincinnati, per league source. Hendrickson is due to make $15 million this season, and is looking for more long-term security than Cincinnati has been willing to offer.ANDITALLCOMESTUMBLINGDOWNDOWNDOWNDOWN
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My mock draft? The KANGZ get their guy and /sp/ spends the rest of the off season seething about how their gm's aren't an absolute KANG like Kwesi Adolf Mensa.
>>140343464Burnt Peach is the best GM in the league and you should not disrespect him
>>140343488only goof can save us from the mahomo threepeat. give detoilet your energy
>The people who said that Burrow should have refused to play for Cincy are finally about to be vindicated.
>>140343464Are they going to do the smart thing and draft Penix?
WHERE YOU AT PHINBROS???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>140343506He wouldve beat him this year again
>>140343185I think he's basically the new Andy Dalton line. Anyone worse than him you get rid of, anyone better than him you sign. Detroit should probably consider a QB next year in the draft.
>>140343435Probably would have saved them $8m/yr to sign him last week kek
>He doesn’t have two favorite teams, one from each conferenceFucking casuals
>>140343596Both of your favorite teams STINK
>>140343596For me it's the Eagles-Chiefs broship
>>140343611>tfw Patriots and Bearsat least us Pats fans lost all the bandwagon fans in the last few years, they were getting heavy
>>140343681>kelce bros>andyit's a comfy oneit was paused for the owl and resumed after, then paused for the regular season game and of course resumed after
>>140341077lmao
>>140341077I mean clearly a bad pass but that TE put the absolute minimum effort to make a play on the ball
How did Mario Williams get drafted ahead Reggie Bush and nobody saw it coming? People kept better secrets back then
>>140340135The Rams draft event this weekend is happening literally steps from my house. What should I do
>>140343899you need the updated one for purdy
>>140343899Who’s most likely to break that?>>140343568Has dalton been to a sb?
>>140343938>Who’s most likely to break that?Probably Burrow.
>>140343938Hurts, but more as a game manager than a game changer
>>140343985>HurtsAin't got dat dawg in 'em, sadly.
>>140344042Maybe, maybe not. But the Eagles have a great roster and competent coaching now.
>>140344042>Ain't got dat dawg in 'em, sadly.There seems to be only one QB in the damn league who does.
>>140343435Niether is getting traded. Both will play in cincinnati next season and possibly two more seasons as the bengals draft their replacements
We are less that 24 hours away from the draft
someone post a JAX mock draft.this season has to be an AFC Championship game minimum for the jasg if not TLaw is not as good as advertised.
Who’s making the NFCCG next season?
>>140343596My 2 favorite teams are in the same division ._.
Bo Nix to the broncosPenix to the raidersPenix continues to dick down Nix in the nfl
he's not even good and he kisses his brother on the lipshttps://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/1689997526865203201
>>140344142about time
>>140344192Dem Soiiz and the Shegles for maximum shitposting
>>140344208Jealousy breeds hate
>>140344179> TLaw is not as good as advertisedthat ship has already sailed my friend.
>>140344208>he kisses his brother on the lipsZesty
Kiss this bussy
>>140344142Nope not for another hour
>>140344208zesty ahh nigga
>>140344386why are zoomers saying ahh instead of ass? did you see it on social media?
The NFL Draft is on ABC, so you don't have to be a streamfag and be 2 minutes behind if you don't have cable.
been doing a ton of these and have been deliberately trade-happy since all i keep hearing is "we don't know what Howie is going to do but he's going to make trades dammit"was particularly happy with this one. double white boy in rounds 1-2>>140340360oh god i was so mad when this happened lmao
>>140344441It started with little kids in school trying to avoid getting in trouble by their teacher. But I'm sure someone will try to claim black people have always used it.
>>140344441Black people have always used this term
>>140344479>It started with little kids in school trying to avoid getting in trouble by their teacher>>140344561>But I'm sure someone will try to claim black people have always used itkek
>>140344561>>140344479
>>140340360>>140344470I thought it was a great move. Wentz had injury history and they won the superbowl with a fucking back up, makes sense to use a solid pick on a solid backup who could be developed. Also I love those 2nd round picks. That's how I'd like Howie to do it. take a CB in the first and a solid WR3 and OL depth in the 2nd
>>140344441zoomers think you're not allowed to swear on tiktok
>>140344441as dumb as it sounds, its easier to say 'ahh' than 'ass' with a hard S
>>140344600>clear and blatant porn on tiktok>can't say no no wordssounds about right>>140344612that's the laziest thing I've ever heard
You guys wanna see my mock draft? :^)
>>140344463There have been multiple times where a stream has been ahead of cable for me. Most notably SB50 I was like 5 minutes ahead of my parents who were watching on cable
>>140344208>he's not even goodI'm not even a lions fan but you are so wrong
>>140344470Nice draft igglebro
I wonder how it feels to be a young, popular college kid in a hip college town and finding out you have to move to bum fuck nowhere Green Bay, Wisconsin
if nfl teams were more prejudice they would've realized zach wilson would be a failed prospect due to him being Mormon.
>>140344821Jet blue money went a long way to greasing scouts pockets during covid.
>>140344821>he doesn't know the mormon mafia got him drafted
>>140344821True. Same with Malik Willis coming from a christcuck """university""".
>>140344667sure, why not? lets see it anon
>>140344821>mormonThe Broncos are an evangelical Christian team. I simply won't have it
Which player(s) does this image most represent?
>>140345025who let matt millen into the building
>>140345046Caleb and aaron
>>140345046sweetcake caleb williams yessir that's one zesty ass boy...
>>140341654There's a better chance that Zach Wilson will resurrect his career than Caleb Williams being anything other than a massive bust. Screencap this.
>>140341654i don't get the comparison. is prince good in football in this reality like how he's good with music?
>>140342053>kidLooks like a hobo on the side of the road.
Suck my dick
>>140345174>Nabers over MHJ>
>>140345174Sean Payton would have a heart attack if he was free to choose between Bo Nix and McCarthy at his leisure
>>140345174there's no way mccarthy is going past 6. raiders or broncos are going to trade up.
>>140345225nah you are
So many teams need a QB.
>>140345046
>>140342549He's a slow processor and has no dawg in him.
>>140345244There are teams with aging QBs who should be drafting a QB in the 1st round too but aren't.
>>140345244Nothing out of the ordinary but definitely a bit more than usual the past few years
>>140345273Seems like only Green Bay is smart enough to draft a QB when their veteran is on their way out but before it's panic mode time to play behind them for a couple seasons
>>140345272>He's a slow processorblatantly untrue
>>140345174jfc gnats fans would become absolutely insufferable. thankfully not even MHJ could fix danny derps>>140345254the amount of press he's gonna generate when he comes out as bisexual is gonna be kaepernick all over again
>>140342788Isn't doesn't matter what Patriots do. Jerrod Mayo is their coach. What a joke.
>>140345277this just happens to be a deeper than usual QB class so teams are making it a priority.>>140345291Eagles did too. >Cowboys>Giants>Rams>Jets>Browns >Steelers>SeahawksAll should be drafting QBs but probably won't.
this next gonna be the cowboys year, I can feel it
>Caleb Williams tells friends he will stay seated and have Roger Goodell come to him if selected First Overall
>>140345377Their year to miss the playoffs? That seems likely, they probably won't even be better than Chicago.
>>140345426god I hope this is real
>>140345426Kek
>>140345426What's the over/under on Caleb crying when he gets drafted? I can imagine him crying and falling into his mother's arms for a good 45 seconds before he even gets up.
daniel jeremiah caved and also put daniels at #2 in his final mock draft. he was one of the last people remaining on the maye train. it might be joever. but i'm still in denial, how can the commies front office be this fucking retarded
>>140345426based
>>140345377Meanwhile some of their best players didn't bother to show up for their mandatory practices a few weeks ago.
>>140345438Won our division with an MVP level qb and only lost early in the playoffs due to ridiculous playcalling in the first half that I can't see happening againLosing Dan Quinn might fuck us though
>>140345426#BuckBowing
>>140345518if the vikings get maye, it will confirm my long running theory that the vikings have been shilling for JJ and Daniels so that Maye falls to them. If the commies take Daniels, I think the Vikings trade up with the Patriots to take Maye.
/nfl/ seems to have progressed from saying Caleb will be a bust. It seems the opinion has shifted to that he's fucked because he's going to the Bears.
>>140345544>MVP-level QBDak? Lmao I hope you're not serious.
>>140345518>wtf? Why aren't the Commies drafting this obvious bust?Do you secretly root for the Giants or something?
K can be bring in stott or mash to pinch hit now?
>>140343510why exactly would they be vindicated? because a player's agent made a desperate attempt at getting his guy a bigger contract?
why exactly would they be vindicated? because a player's agent made a desperate attempt at getting his guy a bigger bussy?
vindicate this bussy
>>140345753He was second behind Lamar JacksonHe hasn't had the big win but his stats are really good
>>140345752I’ve always maintained that he will be a bust. >Lincoln Riley product>muh Mahomes 2.0 whacky plays>mulatto>obvious bottomA total faggot has never worked at the qb position. Rodgers worked as a homo qb because he was an aggressive and selfish top who looks down upon bottoms and women.
>>140345811do what now?
>>140345752which is just galactically stupid. the lions, the detoilet fucking loins, just went from a 3 win season to almost appearing in the owl in 2 years time, yet we're still doing the "le heckin cursed franchise xD" thing. going to the bears, who lucked into the first overall pick despite being an up-and-coming team in the final phase of their rebuild, is precisely WHY caleb will NOT bust>>140345782the reports are indicating that they are actually about to draft the most obvious bust i've ever seen at the position while passing up on a far superior prospect
For me? It’s Marvin Harrison Jr.
>>140345518Nah, im still in denial too, the way Daniels responded today about that Top Golf meetup makes me feel like his attitude about it is that he didn't like it at all
>>140345923>the reports are indicating that they are actually about to draft the most obvious bust i've ever seenThey're about to draft JJ McCarthy?
>>140345997touche, he belongs in that conversation as well. i'm just more prone to "i can fix him" arguments with younger prospects, even after getting burned hard by trey lance
Why are the bears copying Allegiant?
>>140346172the AI they used to make the image used it as a reference
KILL ALL VIKANG FANS
>>140346205They're already dead inside, to be fair.
>>140346172>bears playing in a domefootball has fallen
>>140345872>Lamar JacksonShould've have gone to Josh Allen. Should have gone to Harbaugh before Lamar.
>>140345752Nah, that's just you and a few other vocal, bitching faggots who have PTSD because Mahomes 2.0 is gonna be a Chicago Bear and there isn't shit you bloated retards can do but screech and push delusions lmfao. Pipe down you water headed derelict, you haven't even begun to bitch about the 2nd blue chip player the Chicago Bears will take with the #9 pick and you're already this much of a passive aggressive little bitch about Caleb Williams.
>>140345923the lions freed themselves of the curse of bobby layne when they accepted stafford's request for a trade and he went on to win a superbowl. bears haven't cleansed themselves yet
>>140346239DomeGODs, we eatin.
>>140346263Caleb just isn't good. He is hated because of the undeserved hype.
would you rather have hurts garoppolo rush or mayfield darnold z.wilson as your qb room?
Bruins have to cheat to score tonight?
>>140346392KWAB+TYFYCBIRAI :^)
>>140346239>be a cold weather team>play in a domeit should be illegal
Marchand needs to eat some pine.
>mfw GODleb will be dabbing all over /nfl/
>>140346464it was basically their only advantageif they take it away that's their problem
Drake Maye and Bo Nix will be the only successful QBs in this draft classFuck niggers and fuck richers
>>140346464I swear if Mile High ever becomes a dome I'll be pissed
>>140346464the nfc north is a disgrace. thank god the packers will never move out of lambeau
After years of playing in this dumpster fire I'd want a dome too
>>140346491Reminder that Williams wasn't even the best QB on his own team.
>>140345544>lost a hall of fame tackle>lost a pro bowl RB >signed a 300 yard per season RB to warm the bench>signed someone's uncle from LA to play LB>football satan aka Jerry Jones is still GM>real possibility that the all pro qb just leaves after not getting passed the divisional round yet again and signs with the giants >even bigger chance that a perennial DPOY candidate who SHOULD be at LB just walks to Philadelphia in 2 years after his rookie deal ends>lamb is about to get paid because Jones needs something and that's his best chance to keep ONE>the big "all in" lielmfao you ignorant, delusional, easily lied to cowsharts drone. they may not even make the playoffs since everyone knows that they hate the run so just rush it down their fraud mouths. stop typing and go learn, cowshits faggot.
>>140346464>AFC NORF CHADS>outdoors>outdoors>outdoors>outdoors>NFC NORF PUSSIES>dome>dome>soon to be dome>future dome
>>140346667which one, the oklahoma or usc teams?
>>140346578Nix just seems ready to be a pro than most of them.
I'm I'm downtown Detroit right now and it's dead
>>140346742>yt boi thinkin' he downtownLmao
>>140346680Calm down Igglet, just because your shit team barely snuck into the playoffs doesn't mean they're any better
>>140346638nobody cares that the ders are playing in a soulless plastic dome in their soulless plastic city, they're a soulless plastic team and have been since daddy davis died
>>140346638Well yeah. That’s why the nfl stepped in and told them they had to renovate the stadium or build a new one. The As fucked any chance to build on it, and now they’re following the raiders to Vegas
>>140346742Just Like My Islanders
>>140346731This happened and everyone forgot about it. Unless Miller Moss is also a generational QB.
>>140346731forgot pic
Will Levis will put the league on notice
>>140346763Detroit native actually and yeah it's dead
>>140346856>Will Levis goes to some city as a backup>every coffee shop in town forced to sell disgusting mayonnaise coffee for a week
>>140346913Nigger
>>140346834that game was nuts
Nut this bussy
>>140346765>random pigeons obsession>didn't even try to argue the claimI'm a bears fan you tiny penis retard lmfao. Also, I accept your admission of defeat. No more ( you) s for the cowshits faggot. No more divisional wins, either. Also, THE ONLY TEAM TO LOSE TO THE #7 SEED IN THE PLAYOFFS IN NFL HISTORY. LMFAO.
Baldinger says the Eagles should draft Fautanu and thinks he'll be an all-purpose guard.I agree, t.bh.
if it runs like this, i'm all good.
>>140347113I'm happy with either a CB or OL
>>140345544kek
>>140347113He won't fall anywhere near there though
>>140345426based entitled diva
>>140346598Seriously. How are we all going to celebrate this September, /nfl/, when the Packers become the first team in history to win 800 games?
>>140347114Don't the Jets need a backup QB now?
>>140347210they have Tyrod taylor
>>140347183Yeah, I think the plan is to trade up to 16 (or maybe 12 if they have to)
>>140347114You way overreached for Hartman like wtf
>>140347237THE Tyrod Taylor?
>>140347324not OP, I've always had the opinion that if your guy is there, you take him. I think that's the general consensus NFL teams use too.
>>140347237Arguably even more of an injury risk than old man Rodgers
>>140347403Safety is a far higher need than 3rd string project QB. Those 60 extra players do make a difference.
Do it, Howie
If Denver drafts Bo Nix in the first round, I am going to go to Sean Paytons house and light it on fire
>>140347492If anyone needs a safety Justin Simmons is still a free agent. It would be stupid not to pick him up unless he ends up just signing back with the Broncos
>>140347517Howie is trading for Denver's 12
>>140347529I do not understand how he's not an Eagle yet
>Caleb Williams once joked with a friend that he has the girl insert the condom into her vagina to save time.
>>140347525why would they not do that>>140347517top memes
>>140347525I am not having Zach Wilson be my team's QB1 and Bo Nix is great. I am also a Ducks fan but I really think he'd be great on the Broncos. Miles better than Penis
>>140347566Because him and Penis Jr should be available in the 2nd
>>140347546He's very involved in the Denver area, like way more than most football players in their cities. He spoke at my parents' church and that was just a free men's breakfast. I don't think he wants to leave
>>140343510Things turned out pretty well for him. Bengals had some of the most weapons of any team. All they were missing was an oline.
>>140347596a couple teams would easily jump the broncos early in the 2nd for them
>>140343510How did he even hurt himself that bad? MLB pitchers throw way more throws with way more power
>>140347525Bo Nix and Caleb Williams played against the same defenses. Caleb Williams had a better supporting offensive cast and system. Let that sink in.
>>140347770And my theory is that's why they got Zach Wilson. Just in case they have to skip on drafting a QB this year because the ones Payton likes get taken first.
What what time is the draft again, isnt it supposed to be right now?
>>140340135Do Washington fans actually want Jayden Daniels at 2? I'm sorry but Maye just seems like a way better talent, even JJ looks better.
>>140347892It's not Thursday in the US yet
>>140347925thanks
>>140347892it's tomorrow>>140347872I can't imagine he wants to waste his first two years at the coach
>>140347943He's not that old. If after 3 years things seems to be coming together I don't see why he wouldn't just extend his contract. His boss is Walmart after all, it's not like they wouldn't be able to afford that
>>140348023if they don't get a QB now who the fuck else are they going to get?
I never pay attention to the nfl during the off-season. Qrd on all the Caleb williams gay jokes?
>>140348054If they dont get a QB now they are punting on the season.
>>140348068he gives off homo vibes >>140348074yes I'm aware, and they're punting on the season for what? to get a FA QB?
>>140348097Could be. Theres a few veteran QBs who could be moving next year like dak, possibly herbert.
>>140348068Sweet as a sugar plum but he's talented.
>>140348146Herbert isn't going anywhere lol, they really want to tank for the black Kirk Cousins?
>>140348054SHEDUER
>>140348068he's kinda soft, cries a lot, feminine (paints nail, pink gloss phone case, dances). He's very likely at least bisexual.
>If Maye is available at 3, Vikings have a handshake deal in place and will likely have to sweeten the pot to secure>Next likely trade partner is the Chargers, but the asking price is essentially the same for 5 as it would be for 3 Vikings hired McCown for a reason. They're selling the farm and the dog for Drake if the Commanders don't take him, and I wouldn't be that surprised if JJ "falls" and the vikings trade with the falcons or something to secure. Following that, I'm almost positive falcons would take Murphy at 11
>>140348068He's a zoomer that paints his nails and also he got caught on camera crying after he lost a game and also most posters here are racist homophobic manchildren.
>>140348146I've always been so jealous that the Chargers got Herbert instead of the Broncos. If Nix does get on the Broncos then it's two former Ducks playing against each other
>>140348172isn't even in the draft and I know he's going to be a giga bust
>>140348172B U S TUST
>>140348230they will just keep building this year and draft sheduer #1 overall next year
>>140348172He's like the opposite end of the spectrum as Caleb. He's a cocky shithead who thinks the world owes him everything but he's not a crybaby
>>140348172I'd unironically take Jalen Milroe over him
>>140348068
Remember that the last gay qb drafted in the first round was Aaron Rodgers. Caleb will be elite.
>>140348274that sounds like a god awfully terrible plan
>>140347898I watched him live when he was at ASU, he's entertaining at least
>>140348469You might have a point. Gay people know how yo find the endzone and handle balls.
>>140348469What about Matt Ryan?
>>140348469What about Ryback?
>>140347898>even JJ looks better
Has anyone else noticed a trend where fans of NFC teams are buying and wearing Bills merch? It's like a weird side hustle bandwagon
>>140348478better plan than drafting bo nix im pretty sure cant keep digging the hole
>>140348626shane gillis effect
>>140348637bo nix is a much better QB than sanders' son wtf are you talking about
Not only is Marvin Harrison's son going to the NFL but he'll probably be great just like his dad was. That's really rare.
Daniels mock draft position is giving me Malik Willis vibes.
>>140348818why is shedeur being mocked #1 overall next year then and bo nix is only being projected in the first round if broncos are desperate enough
>happily married man vs milf hunter for QB1 spotZach and Bo even look like good and evil versions of each other
>>140348824Who are the best father-son duos in league history? The McCaffreys, the Longs, ... the Grieses?
>>140348911It's giving me Trubisky vibes
Bo Ni
Six first round QBs (but really only four if we're being honest) and seven teams that can't leave it without one. Somebody should've swallowed their pride and taken a flyer on Fields.
>>140348932Carson Beck is QB1 for anybody who knows what they're talking about. Sanders is probably QB2 or 3. And I'm not so sure that either will be the first overall pick.
Bussy
>>140349420Carson, isn't it a bit early for this?
>>140349358>7 teamsBears'DersPatsVikingsBroncos....Raiders? Giants? Seahawks?
>>140349519>he doesn't know
>>140349358Would be HILARIOUS if the steelers trade fields for a haul after round 1.
Jags owner more concerned about his son being tombstoned by manlet rasslers than who to pick at #17.
>>140349635Why didn't Trevor come out?
>>140349635He pays people millions to pick the players for him quit posting man drama faggot
I'm not as high on next year's packers or lions as most people but that's four losses right there for the bears. The bears are going to be in a tough division for the next few years so I doubt they have much success
>>140349702Is shitposting not a thing on /sp/?
>>140349763/sp/ - serious posts
>>140349763Jags owner also pays people to shitpost on /nfl/
>>140350116Who's quarterbacking the Pat's in this scenario? Michael pratt?
>>140350116>Cards and Chargers passing on Malik NabersThat would be something
>>140350177Character issues (sex parties w/ Boutte & Thomas Jr paid for by Jayden's mom and Boutte's gambling earnings)
>>140350159The Broncos will send Zach back over there if they get Nix or some dumb shit. I don't know if they can do that but it would be funny
Eat McDonald's, drive a Smart Car
>>140350116>Bucs>Bust RobinsonI hope your pillow stays warm all night tonight
>>140349708Bears will be good enough to take a game from each. You should worry about the queens.
>>140350311das rite
>>140350116if the Patriots take Joe Alt at 3 Pats fans are storming the stadium to single handedly lynch Jared Mayo within 20 minutes of the pick.[spoiler] this is also the case is they take Jayden Daniels, but Daniels will be lynched alongside Mayo [/spoiler]
>>140350616The jets are not taking Bowers over odunze.
>>140350616>>140350953you're not to supposed to draft a TE in the first round
>>140350965lol ok Michael Pampers
How do you get hype for the draft if you don't know much about the draft prospects?I using Combine stats as a reference.
>>140348974mannings by far
I know the giants aren't taking a QB because the NFL is scripted, and they'll be shit or average for the next couple of years and draft the manning kid.
>>140343899Add Brock Trudy
>>140350994The mock sims have write ups and if any of the players catch your eye just youtube their name to watch some film
>>140350995Archie was shit though
>>140351039If it was scripted he would go to Denver or New Orleans
>>140350994Here's a decent write-up of the top 100 (in this guy's opinion):>https://nfldraft.theringer.com/
>city of the bengals right now
Somebody make a new thread. I’ve got a lot of shit posting to doAlso go rasm
I'm ready for this era of the NFL to end. The play calling is fucking atrocious and the players hate the teams they play for
>>140351193That's a good web. It's nice seeing Quinyon Mitchell up there. I noticed him run 2nd fastest among dbs on Youtube and the commentator mentioned he's from a small school
>>140350965based boomer
>>140350965>WE WANT SAPP!>WE WANT SAPP!>WE WANT SAPP!>The New York Jets select TE from Penn State Kyle BradyIt checks out
>they don’t think it’s not another bust QB class
>>140351729It absolutely will be for all the top picks with massive egos
>>140351398im from a small school its called bussy universityits very hard to get into
>>140340135Who are my Steelers doing to take
Spencer Rattler will be the best QB of this draft
My first stab at it. What are people's thoughts on the Niners possibly moving Aiyuk?
>>140351992The mutt energy cannot be stopped
1. Bears - Caleb Williams2. Commanders - Jayden Daniels3. Patriots - Drake Maye4. Cardinals - Marvin Harrison Jr.5. Chargers - Malik Nabers6. Giants - Rome Odunze7. Titans - Joe Alt8. Falcons - Dallas Turner9. Bears - Laiatu Latu10. Jets - Brock Bowers11. Vikings - J.J. McCarthy12. Broncos - Terrion Arnold13. Raiders - Taliese Fuega14. Saints - Olu Fashanu15. Colts - Quinyon Mitchell16. Seahawks - Jared Verse17. Jaguars - Brian Thomas Jr.18. Bengals - Byron Murphy19. Rams - Chop Robinson20. Steelers - J.C. Latham21. Dolphins - Graham Barton22. Eagles - Kool-Aid McKinstry23. Vikings - Jer'Zhan Newton24. Cowboys - Amarius Mims25. Packers - Cooper DeJean26. Bucs - Troy Fautanu27. Cardinals -Nate Wiggins28. Bills - Adonai Mitchell29. Lions - Bralen Trice30. Ravens - Kingsley Suamataia31. 49ers - Tyler Guyton32. Chiefs - Xavier Worthy
>>140351999>1 touchdown catch in 9 playoff gamesYeah he can fucking go
>>140352018>49ers draft him>Purdy goes down>Rattler takes over>Rattler v Mahomes for the muttbowlIt’s all in the script
So who's the next dynasty, unironically?
>>140352203>>140352194It’s the rattler era white boi
>>140352203Impossible to say because we're just now at the beginning of a new one. It's like asking six years into Brady's career. No one would have guessed the Chiefs or seen Mahomes coming. You'll have to wait another ten years before you can start looking at QB prospects and team situations to make that prediction.
If I was a Bears fan I'd be so fucking mad knowing I'd be stuck with Caleb for the next 3-4 years before he disappears without ever making the playoffs
>>140352105Pe/Nix won't make it to the second round.
>>140351999Is denver taking a gamble and trading for qb in the 2nd?
>>140352258They're used to it
Unironically praying for no more embarrassing bullshit
>>140341077My patriots new qb :)
This really how ratchet Cinncinati females be keeping their nails huh
>>140352306Yeah that's my thought process. They don't even have a 2 this year so that would probably be costly. I couldn't do trades in the sim, but I probably would have them trading down and taking Bo Nix or something late in the first.
>mock draft hell is almost overthank you jesus
Good luck to any /nfl/ zoomie anons who are hoping to get drafted in the next couple days. I know there's at least one of you
>Joey 9gag
>>140352407Its bold considering the raiders in division need, but from all accounts their best bet.
So glad I scared off the unfunny poohbitch
>>140352491Yeah, I'm actually a Raiders guy and I've only really seen Daniels and Penix linked to the Raiders. I think trading up for Daniels would be way too expensive and I'd much rather take a shot on Penix in the second, so I think the Broncos can still grab Nix late first.
>>140352491AOC will stunt on Bo Pix and continue owning the bumcos
>>140352578Oh God are you really going to be stuck with AOC? Very grim
Saved you all from another Pajeet slurping the mutt op>>140352659>>140352659
