RIC vs MEL
>>140330961go mungers btw
lads we need to make rockposting a thing in /alf/would be quite shaled and granitepilled haha
spergout brewing
>>140330973the fuck?
>>140330988im in ladno stone left unturned
>>140330988fuck off bard go do a v6
already off topic garbagesighwill be in here, lads>>140330969>>140330969>>140330969
anyone got a stream link to the tszyu fight?
>>140330994handsomely igneous post
not moving, we'll go after this hits 500
>>140331013seconding this
>>140331006shant be using your sedimentary thread
dont watch brainlet smash sorry
whats the fucking MULTI
>>140330998meant for>>140330988>>140330994>>140331015
Josh here. Get fucked the lot of you, had an absolute gutfull! Would stiffen anyone who fucking wants to run their mouth, wouldn’t think twice about it!
Genuinely hope that attention seeking yank and his cucks never post here again
>>140331023high iq post, gabbro-ther
more like anz-ACK day
@14033 dumb cunt
>>140331050You sound a bit angry, want to come to subway sauna and blow some steam off? ;)
140331066fuck off jew the religion not race
he better not be talking to me
stephanie ben dixon
reminder that /alf/ is an igneouspilled general
>>140331067>calls others a "dumb cunt" whilst he can't even get the post number right
Billy: Whats an umpires favourite Subscription service young jimbo?JB: I dont know Billy where are you going with this mate!Billy: STAN!JB: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR BILLY YA CANT SAY THATJB: I AM LEAVING. I. AM. LEAVING>https://youtu.be/Ln31raI2ezY?t=43
Going to grab my work hammer and start swinging at an old TV to alleviate this fucking rage. Don't reply to me. Kill yourself.
>>140331067>Posting first few number than last fewYou trippin flag sperg
Reminder that /afl/ is a Christian general
kingy mogs the other presenters with his laptopimagine all the elite stats he has on there
the TOIGES
>>140331095bit sedimentary
>>140331097amen
>>140331093YOUCANTSAY THAT
>>140331006/afl/ is an off topic general
hair thinning bloke herewas looking at treatment and was a bit shocked to see this
just filtered someone
the only word added to my filter is filter
>>140331126sedementary thing to do
:)
Martin and Jeff were the best Kiwi cricketers. Go Crowes.
>>140331142got a bit of a cum on a ya dindins there m8
>>140331142yuck yuck yuck it looks so so bad
the FUCKING multioliver 30+petracca 25+hopper 20+jvr 2+fritsch 2+bolton agspickett ags
>another forced mick
what are you cunts whinging about now
>oliver 30+
>>140331131I hope you lads are standing and saluting for the entire of this pre show like myself
>>140331163the multi of a IDIOT
>>140331170not very shale
Jews being a separate race was made up by a false messiah "Jacob Frank." If Jews are a race then thier are no Jews in khazaria(ukraine) because they adopted the religion rather than being actual Israelites.
>>140331175>>140331179you will regret this
@140331181Don't ever reply to me ever again you unfunny troglodyte
>>140331170meant for>>140331175
>>140331186footy?
>hopper 20+
what is this army thank you for your service wankfestis this america
>>140331199Harry Sheezel is jewish and plays for north melbourne.
>>140331189id be happy if i didit means a fellow bandit won something
be funny if the horse done a shit on the ground
God I hope the Chinese invade us soon. At least they will get shit done quickly, and I'll be treated like a god by some Chinese harlots
>>140331211i don't mind it since we have pride round and sorry day and all this other stuff but at least just wait for anzac day to have all this ceremony...
*forgets*
fuck when i take a day off working out i feel like absolute garbage
pride round eve
Self admitted 2021 newfag here, when the last time this place had some good 'micks?
>>140331190dont crack the schist
>>140331227no, it's 'LEST we forget'not let's we forget
anzac round is somehow even gayer than pride round
cunts that got fucked up in wars in the 2000s deserve no sympathy
*turns it off*
>>1403312352013 was peak /afl/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rc5G04nJecI
>AND THEN I SAT THERE WITH MY PHONES TORCH ON, IT WAS EPIC!!!!
>NZ anthemI'm sorryI thought this was Australia!
>peewi anthem grimmo
tomorrow you will put some fucking respect on my bombers
Ah yes. The NZ anthem for all 5 Kiwis in the crowd.
>>140331263whats up with poofters doing this
>nz national anthemwhen was the last time a kiwi played afl? what a fucking joke
Is this forced? I don't like anything forced
>>140331260you mean it had better posts than this zinger right here? >>140331263
>>140331273what do you think the NZ in ANZAC stands for, chud?
>>140331272but for today they will be know as the bummies
ummmm excuse me how are we doing any of this without getting welcomed to country???these are the lands of of uncle colins people
HOLY FUCK GET ON WITH THE FUCKIN GAME JESUS CHRIST
>>140331281it was a better time phone posting wasn't a thing, soijaks hadn't been invented
NZ bird had better pipes ong
Australians all let us rejoice, For we are one and free; We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil; Our home is girt by Chinese; Our land abounds in nature’s gifts Of beauty rich and rare; In history’s page, let every stage Advance Australia Fair. In joyful strains then let us sing, Advance Australia Fair.
>>140331282New Zebras
the nz anthem destroys ours lmao
>>140331296*young and free
>>140331304we need ours to be sung in abo first
>>140331309it's still hilarious the 8th time he's spammed it! haha, what's next... a wojak!?
i just wanna do something specialfor all the ladies in the world
IF your grandad didn’t fight in WW2THEN get the FUCK out of /afl/
>>140331280what about rape?
>>140331199jewry?
any australian who survived ww2 was a coward
>>140331282/afl/'s not zesty and crsip
my great grandmother survived the holocaust
i'm aboriginal
I find since I've been waging I've become too tired and apathetic to care about anythingwaging really does suck your soul
>>140331358this but double vax
What's the story for this game tonight? It's just two teams competing with no promos or anything.
>>140331364yeah that'd do it toocan't believe hoaxvid actually happenedd
>>140331358take vitamin d capsules la
>>140331367Something about a MAMMOTH concussionSomeone is about to lose their mind, literally
>>140331367AFL trying to capitalise on the traditional Bombers v Pies by adding more matches
>>140331342>>140331352>>140331357fuck off jew the religion not the race
would be a good show of solidarity for turkcunt to be posting right now
>>140331358this but being a neet the last 6 years
>>140331358yeah that's what happens you just get sucked into normie life and lose all passion you come home with only time to cook, clean, shower, shit, sleep rinse and repeat and then it's sportsbet at the pub with the boys on the weekend unless you gotta missus and that means you get to hang out with all her friends and their awesome boyfriends
>>140331279>when was the last time a kiwi played afl? tonight
>>140331381I don't have a missus or friends and I live with my parents
>anzac day eveforced as fuck
>>140331347I'll pay that
>>140331394man, that's crazy
when i've been a wagie i have always ended up doing way more in my time off than i ever get done when i NEET
>ice>cans>roast chook>sopranos>crippling despair for my shit lifeLET'S GO
mummy said i have to wait until tomorrow to open all my anzac presents
>>140331357I'm an individualyou can't fool me
>>140331372Do you think Collingwood will job to essendon tomorrow?
based big nank bullying gawn the fuck out
>>140331402same here since working again after a 6 month neet phase i'm more productive and just want to do shit
yze annoys me for some reason
>>140331358100% this, been back waging for a week and the cold blanket of depression has already settled on me
this is gunna be another drubbing
Get to watch my mariners :)
>>140331432thiswill probably have to turn off at quarter time
>>140331424because hes a turk
>>140331435cringe
>>140331435how was the bday tc?
>>140331435TOYCUNT OUTS HIMSELF AS SOCCERSPERGE OH DEAR.....
>>140331435where the kamen rider at
>>140331435toycunt your kids will be lucky to inherit all those toys. they will worth a fortune.
>>140331418Hoping for dad's sake
Mitchito Owens and Alex Davies shouldn’t be allowed to play in Anzac Round
>SPERGEgtfo my contry esl faggot
sinuses been burning all day got some allergies or some shit
>>140331447this
>might get a little jewy latercrisp bt anticipating the rig
Dusty no!
the smart money is on richmond
>>140331435what pc specs you rocking toycunt?
>Manohar Muralidhara is happy with his backyardwhy are they like this
>>140331468playstation
boring ass game
>don't mind me just playing in anzac round
>>140331474look at that huge private al fresco toilet!
Looks like >we don’t even want to contest marks now
richmond are shit cuntfuck off we dont need your bigfooty tier match posts here
does richmond even have a forward line?
dees nutz
>>140331493bolton and that one big cunt (taylor?)
>>140331474can smell the cumin from here
>WEWEASE WOEWODEN
>>140331482she looks like she has a really nice pussy and asshole
>>140331498who?
This is boringFinna shower wank
>>140331503i meant lynch
>>140331500
>>140331502she looks really bitchy and high maintenance but if i knew i could get chicks like that from playing afl i would of worked on my kicking efficiency when i played footy as a kid
>>140331502now that you say it i reckon you are spot on
>>140331474backyards are so grim. wish we had courtyards instead.
>>140331508mate lynch isn't playing
>>140331482she is my saving grace
>>140331517smash
what are they implying steven is about to do when they say steven may
>>140331518t. stavros chipshopolopolous
>>140331522based prison guard
>1 to 8 almost 20mins inabsolutely poothetic game
zinger stack for din
BAILEY BITCH
bad kicking is bad football
so this is that hard contested victorian style of football they've been talking about
reckon the afl made the call to keep this one close till half time
man 00's footy was fuckin great
>chipshopolopolous
zesty ah /afl/
>>140331442Neighbours/old family friends came over. They had conversation about some womanish genre fiction which I didn't care for but apart from that it was good enough>>140331444It's my town's only professional team>>140331446Only tokus I have are a kenner clothed ultraman and a few power rangers>>140331447>implying>>1403314685700x and 7800xt
thinkn about how many decades richmond will be in the doldrums for...
Footscray
>>140331206what
this game is fucking DOGSHITFUCK both of these teams
He’s a brainteaser for you fellas What do the following players have in common? Ron Barrassi Gary AblettMaurice Rioli
>>140331529i'm anglo and just think inward facing homes that take up the whole block up to the street make for a better urban fabric. especially compared to tract suburbs with dinky little colorbond backyards.
their best player is marlion pickett and he's going to gaol soon
>>140331587dads played innit
>>140331576>5700x and 7800xtthe shitposting MACHINE. puts me to shame.
>>140331588pusy
>>140331590you need a backyard when you have kids so you can play sports with them. povo cunts will never understand having your own land out the back and being in touch with a little bit of nature.
HGHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>140331597no, it’s their sons played
might have a quick shower at qtr timefeel like shit
>the mighty melbourne defence>>140331593he should have a year ago, he's been deferring the trial forever
eagles might be legit dangerous based on this
Had a little bit of a win today, lads.
grimmest quarter of footy i've seen in a long time
>>140331616who were the lucky guys
>>140331616based giving out $10 gobbies anon
lock pickett up
LMAO pickett just walked up and fucking punshed oliver. what a fucking flog dumb retarded cunt. should be in jail already too
i always thought they said had a cider but since realised they are probably saying sighter
based Pickett
>>140331630sniffa
>>140331616how much does that cost in real money?
been too long since i've had a BJ innit lads
>>140331600i'm mostly referring to backyards where you couldn't do that anyway like in most new homes that aren't retardedly expensive.
why is it always the picketts punching and smashing into people
What's everyone drinking?
peppers and eggs
>>140331661well obviously new homes don't have backyards because new homes are built for bugs to sit in and watch netflix until they wake up the next day and go make profits for shekelberg.
>>140331671cum
umpire has a fucking tat on the side of his facei remember growing up only like dodgy people would get tattoos
>>140331667genetics innit lad
>professional australian sports umpire>not a dodgy cunt
finna nightwalk
to be honest marlon is a fucking legend. that gut punch of faggotboy was hilarious.
>>140331671Dr. Pepper
does anyone feel like the bondi stabbings have been like forgotten already? not saying i want panic and people to talk about this nonstop 24/7 but it kinda feels like the mood has gone to like "fuck it"
>>140331692is the ring finger ring considered an engagement or 'i'm in a relationship' ring? that's what i always heard
>lefau to dustybased kiwis doing the ‘zacs proud
>have a week off>come back playing like shitjust simon goodwin coached things
>>140331712what stabbings goy?
>>140331712the story has shifted from them to the government wanting to sue elon musk
>>140331664Destiny would fucking OWN whoever wrote or posted this garbage.
WHO SNEEZED
>>140331206how ya going mate
who the fuck is sam naismith
fuck my arse is sore
>>140331712the terrorist stabbing a few days later really drained everyone's zeal over it
>>140331735based tax payer
there is no sudos out there
>>140331739big kek
>>140331671Kraken
do abo homeowners have to pay the covid land tax thing even though it’s their traditional land?
>>140331740no wonder the game is so boring
do abo homeowners have to pay rates even though they never did anything with the land in 65,000 years?>>140331671sucking a ghost ship
disgusting
>>140331761always shocked how close the pussy hole is to the arse hole
>>140331761Is this sports related?
>>140331761She needs some anal bleaching.
>traded in petracca thinking they would run a train on bitchmond>this shit
>140331722>140331761>unironically doing the you know whos job for freegood goy
finna drop acid and go to sleeplaters fags
>>140331773wouldn’t a girl get a bit of poo on her pussy is she did a really sloppy poo
like a bit of hair on my pussies thanks
Is that Cameron Ling commentating on 7? Ling is more Gayer than McAvaney.
mods
what set him off?
>>140331798My wife farted in my face the first time I ate her pussy. Never knew asian bitches fart so much.
>>140331803possibly
asian girls love eating pussies
what if we all had a wank to the same thing at half timeanzac spirit you know
sometimes i jack off to videos of hot girls doing farts
>>140331824>iykwim haha
>>140331833same
some anon said he knew this game would be shiti have always hated melbourne and haven't had gawn or any melbourne players in my fantasy team and the one week i trade in petracca thinking it would be an easy 140 for him against this trash team and they do this to meimagine my blood pressure right watching this fucking shit
>140331830fuck off shabbos goy the anzacs didn't die for the white nation they fought for to be corrupted by jewish filth
>>140331830
Do the chinese still run these boards?
>>140331844calm down lil bro
yes mr chud its all the jews
gawn already has 52fuck my arse
>>140331852the jews have been running 4chan ever since before moot left
do billionaires really shop on temu?
>>140331860*72
>>140331671a nice red. shiraz fr0m SA
ah, still completely unusable
Just need 5 more disposals from Vlastuin and Gawn, 4 more from Nankervis, 3 more from Rivers and May and a goal from Pickett and I'll be able to do a food shop tomorrow.
>>140331865>pooper pooach
Who are "The Jews"?
>>140331870what sort of odds do you get with this 15 disposal meme bet
>>140331671Coopers Pale Ale
Im not even watching this shithouse melbourne v richmond game btw
>>140331881$4.50. Every time I tack on 2 or more goals or 25+ disposals my multi goes down the shitter, so I'm playing it safe.
>>140331873Khazar slave traders and blood magick practitioners
>>140331671coca cola
>>140331889thats pretty decent. yeah every time you think someone like nick daicos will get 30 he gets 19 or some shit.
>>140331873qui?
friendly reminder christianity is the white mans religion
nrl was right about our sport
howes is outscoring petraccaim gropable!
>Putting a defender in the FWD line to kill off the half-time loomYze is NOT A loomer
this game is white hot garbage
really enjoyed that first half, me
>>140331671I'm drinking really cheap, really gay sweet cherry that I got from a really dodgy winery. The guy had no teeth and he wouldn't accept a credit card, only cash or some type of crypto currency. He had Chinese customers coming in and out buying in bulk. However I'm drinking it the traditional Aboriginal way, from a Goon Bag.
this is like a footy frenzy game from 2020
>celebrating a behindThe Anzacs didn't die for this
>>140331940take me back
Just in the kitchen cooking up some Anzac biccies. Anyone wanna try one? They're made with a little extra sprinkle of love
>>140331929t. adam
how will you be honouring the ‘zacs tomorrow?
of course the mariners score when I'm up getting a beer
i need anal sex
>>140331986based dean laidley
CARN IGGERS
Do we get prezzies for anzac eve?
>>140331931>top jewshmmmmm
*prozzies
Fun fact: not a single player from West Coast enlisted in the Great War
>>140331950based /k/oldfag
>>140331985>>140331986samefag
low scoring footy is BACK
>>140332037it never leftt. AFLW fan
>>140332037oh no!
just did a smelly pop-off
>>140332043based lezza
you guys are dull
>Friday night>Sat at home by yourself watching this dross
WHAT ARE MELBOURNE OF 2024WHAT DO THEY STAND FOR?
not here for your entertainment champ.>friday night
>>140332059hspimplefacegf?
Yes I'm a boring poofter. What of it?
THESE THREE TEAMS
might dip into the shard idk
josh post some funnies for us mate
>>140332071Nothing wrong with being boring.
absolutely fiendishly hungry
Why is this bitch so excited about Sheds? Is it a sexual thing?
>le josh XD>based joshie XD>josh josh josh XDDDDDDDD
Bad kicking is bad football.
Imagine a season where every team won 11 games and lost 11 games
>>14033210123 games a season, mate.
>>140332089for me it’s the mattress girls
>>140332089Love her and her raspy voice I do
obviously everyone had a loom mate
>>140332110Let him imagine please.
>"Is there rain, is there wind, is there dew?">"No, no and no"
>>140332112preferred the cute slightly chubby girl they had on before them desu
>>140332089imagine the toothy blowjobs she'd give, dear lord
>>140332094haha nice one joshua
anshat peeve
TWO BAD TEAMS
>>140332126Maybe she'd be into making a glory hole through the shed wall.
*wins three premierships*
i’m neurodivergent i have autism and adhd
>>140332147What’s your obsession
>>140332059>>140332067>legal hspimplefacegfwhat's her number iykwim haha
neurodivergent = weakmind
I just say I'm a useless spastic dopehead myself.
Couple panadeine fortes couple beers going down a treat
Grimmest score all year
I'm a mentally ill obese balding homosexual.
>>140332152having sex with your mum in bed last night champ iykwim haha
i probably have a mental illness of some kind but it's a result of my childhood/developmental trauma more than anything else neurodivergent or whatever
S H O O T O U THOOTOUT
>celebrating this much for 4th and 5th goals in the third quartergrim
>>140332166coulda just sat fat, ugly poof mate
>>140332141>mfw
>hopper and taranto top 4 midfield
hopper ded
it’s over…
kek which one of you fuckheads have him in fantasy?
>hopper has does his hammy oh nonononon its all over this is bad>hopper stays out on field after goal>lining up for centre bouncefuck lingy and ch7 are utter spastics
Wow, an Indian/Asian couple. Bravo Nab, Bravo. You are so brave
KWAB
>>140332207when was this?oh i have kayo lol
>pickett, stole it.fucking racist dogs
based "just walk it off" Chad
hopper’s not injured he’s just shit
my life is completely fucking done. how i manage to wreck it is beyond me but i'm a useless fuckwit so that probably has been a huge factor
>>140332216cringe kayo employee
>>140332219observational icbm
sadsacks fuck offthis match is sad enough as it is
>>140332207at least it's not a a white or korean or jap x whatever interracial couplewhites make up too little of the world's population and koreans and japs birth rates are far too low to be sustainable (thanks (((USA))))
saw a young couple buying lube at woolies tonightthey took very long to decide which one to buyshe didnt want one that upset her pussygod i could only imagine the passionate sex they are having right now
Daniel Turner took me home from Revs and fucked my arse three weekends ago
>>140332224same
Yze on the verge of tears
this didn't happen>>140332234
>>140332224i don't want to talk about it
I fucking hate knowing that I'll die alone.
>>140332239was never going to yzee under yze
>>140332242yes it did i was behind them pretending to look at deodorant
this fat, balding mouth breather was watching me and the missus in woolies tonight lads
>>140332244Whenever the sun goes supernova, all our atoms will mix and plap each other, we'll be together for all eternity then :)
>shit bolton
>>140332244same
>>140332234>>140332250>t.
might order some basedslop and get rasheed to deliver it to me cold and soggy
>>140332267
Ralphsmith is top 10 dumbest surnames
name two others
Dad just started crying and called mum a cunt when she wouldn’t get him another JD can because he’s been drinking since 11am and has ordered Uber eats 4 times today. He keep farting and has shit himself twice in the past month, mum comes downstairs and finds him with shit everywhere and she’s sick of it she reckons,
>>140332271was with a mate who ordered uberjeets and we met the deliverer at his car for some reason, saw a stapler on his passenger seat and that was the end for me
what would dustin talk about with a lady
yourmum is top 10 dumbest surnames
>>140332280spargo, daicos
>>140332283this didn't happen
>>140332295Current thing on Netflix
>>140332283Get the old boy a JD you useless prick
>>140332300mate, let him speak his truth.
i want to talk about it
craving a jd right now lads
>>140332283based kingy’s son
I miss based RC so much. We are lost without him.
lol that was actually a good one bt
Lads, Dow just posted
posted just thomas
>>140332244Why? Were you hoping to morph together with several other people turning into some monstrous Thing with heads and arms and legs popping out randomly before you died?
>>140332317sorry meant don't i'm a mentally ill schizo if that matters btw
>>140332303Nah I’m sick of it too, he’s a pisshead and always starts playing heavy metal after everyone has gone to bed when he’s on the drink. Offered to buy him headphones but he reckons they’ll give him cancer
>>140332302don't think dusty is watching tele full stop
toby wankservice
>>140332336What’s he do then
>>140332344Meth, mostly.
>>140332275I knew a guy called Ralph smith
>>140332251That was me.
>>140332344sex with handsome men
>>140332295Getting some internal tattoos
>>140332360>mixed asian and pajeetfake asf
>>140332360>coming soon to a suburb near you!
>>140332360asians and pajeets are mortal enemies
>>140332360>white genocide is just an antisemitic conspiracy theory especially when us sorry meant the jews aren't explicitly mentioned
The game is clearly not rigged.The umpire certainly did not deliberately step into the field of play to stop that ball going out.
>>140332373Explain
>>140332360Weak, shit eating pot bellied skinny fat servile Kalergi Orcs.
>droneball isnt real
uhhhh gayleaguexirs?
>>140332386AFL is just performing theatre now, en par with Eurovision. They still use fake crowd noises FFS
guy bolt ons
you now remember quinton ‘sparkle’ narkle
>>140332419pies shop have a sale?
>>140332419shoud've just asked for one from Swans Management
>>140331870>>140331881>>140331904me bet came through. I now have enough to complete a food shop.
>>140332419>go vancouver canucks btw>go toronto maple leafs btw>go perth btw
dubs and you all get a McChicken
The kicking skills tonight have been fucking abysmal. Melbourne dont deserve to be on the top 8 let alone the top 4.
>>140332452fuck off ronald mcdonald
i’m a fraud, i have no idea what i’m doing
you just get the feeling its slipping away from the tigers here dont you
>>140332466eyes on the game adam yze
>>140332466Based boundary umpire
niggas now bringing bass drums to the footy. this americanised shit is done.
you'd think one more would just about close the door for the tiges
>>140332466based kenny
>>140332457meet me in the HJ's car park and I'll knock your block off you dog cunt
>Kysiah going to be a father soonAfter all those undisciplined tackles he better smack some discipline into his kid
reckon the tigs just oughta score some more farken tries here innit lads
You lads better go to bed soon so you get enough sleep to wake up early for the dawn service
>>140332495based lefau
just had a coles kitchen chicken parmy for dinner, my life is completely fucked
>>140332492meant red roostergo australia btw
big goon sesh tonight i reckon
first thing i'm finna do tomorrow when I wake up is smash 6 weetbix with milk.
Multi got up lads
Go blues
>>140332504meant henny penny btwgo newcastle btw
>>140332442What's poofy about that?
the asian brothel closes between 12-1pm tomorrow out of respectso not sure ill squeeze in the morning or go after
flayvas > twisters
>>140332525this is simply not true
>>140332509Gross....even Jesus would be disgusted
*poooofffffft*
business idea: all Australian fast food franchises can legally only be owned by White Australians and also Macca's, KFC, HJ, etc. have to FOWF
FREE KICK MELBOURNE
water girls are so fuckable
How long until there is a tranny pride round in this woke zombie sport?
what are we wanking to tonight gentlemen?
>>140332561You, sexy
>>140332561gaytube
dusty finna kill viney
>>140332557i can see it happening in the future
>>140332561might try and find some turkish sluts getting pumped in honour of tommorow
Got heartburn lads what do
>>140332570Rekon analvids will have a turk getting plowed somewhere in their catalog
>>140332561nothing retard>>140332577>turkish slutsfuck off crownsperg
>>140332561blake lively
>>140332576Drink some cold waterPump your chest like a gorilla after it's gone downTake slow, deep breaths
coles kitchen meals are not too bad, but stay away from the chicken parmy. how does this company sponsor the footy? i feel fucking putrid and i have done some horrible things to myself in the past, however this is the worst.
>>140332576Drink milk
>>140332557
>>140332586Always the same cranky shit in every thread
>>140332576stop drinking mineral water mate
Why are there so many poofters in alf>>140332419>>140332564>>140332587
>>140332591thanks grego
Sometimes I think about going to the local Asian massage place to pay a mid-50s Chinese lady $100 to rub, wank, suck and fuck me for half an hour just to have someone else touching me. I wank to this fantasy, cum, quickly come to my senses and realise that it's incredibly sleazy at best and outright taking advantage of a desperate woman at worst and I hate myself.
>>140332576stop thinking about her
I don't like people touching me, simple as
>>140332602So?
PICKETT CANT KICK IT
most of the ones at mine are 20 something student sluts
>We almost went a whole match without a review FUCKED IT UP
make me a new thread
>>140332631buy crypto from crypto.com btw
>>140332636Say please
>>140332591the lambs shanks are frankly S tier, unbelievable flavour for supermarket vacbag shit. and WILL be trying the meatballs thanks for the suggestion gregster!
>>140332624just go to the local uni or tafe and pretend to be a student champ
yeah ill loop the 162 thanks mate
Richmond just simply are not a good team.
>>140332643nah I like feeling they have to do it
>>140332641please
>>140332534because it's not 8?
>No GawnJUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
how many bags for goody tonight?
Max Gawn is a class act
Pick purchasing will simply increase the gap between the contending and rebuilding teams making for a less competitive league. Incredibly bad idea.
>trac 2 off 25 cost me hundredsi cant keep doing this
might steal someone's phone that they're selling
>>140332653statistically speaking, if you're white, non-whites feel like they have to do it, unless they're a black woman
what are some easy meals i can make that are good to eat while taking steroids
>>140332715steak
>>140332715Instant ramen
>>140332722>eating meat
>>140332722this is what i've been doing, and i shall keep doing it
did jacob hopalong get 20 disposals?
>>140332722thisalso raw milkraw eggschicken rice and broccolibananaspotatoes
>>140332715gabagool, provolone, vinegar peppers
>>140332715hungry jacks
>>140332731Got 23
>>140332729based>>140332732where to cop raw milk in Oz?>eating plantslollmao even
thinking about what i could have bought instead
Where do I get raw milk
imagine not be able to drink milkGRIM GRIM GRIM
Isn't the latest manufactured desease found in raw milk?
imagine west coast play harley reid and gold coast dont have a plan for him thinking he was going to be out and then he kicks 10 haha
>>140332758>needing a plan for a flash in the pan
blade runner 2049 gf
Reid is scared of playing the big teams on the big stage that’s why he isn’t playing this week
>>140332756it's really not that badt. lactoselet
>>140332758if you could read the headlines you would know reid isn't playing. but if he was... imagine he kicked 10 on them
You lads going dawn service? I’ve never been to one tbqh
>>140332602>reeeeeeeeee gay people exist reeeeeFuck up idiot
Should remove North from the league when Tasmania comes in. No good reason to keep them around.
>>140332782if you could reid my post properly you spastic
>>140332783ever since i moved to poofbourne i haven't been. I miss going to listen to bob katter with my mates
>>140332747depending on where you are in aus, various telegram channelsgot some for months when i was living in melbs
>>140332602Only one of those things is gay.
>Lyon showing more emotion for a dead 4 gamer than his team getting rolled week after week
>>140332751that's because of all the onions they eat>>140332749>>140332804
>>140332757if it is it's a jewish, the religion, invention. our ancestors evolved by drinking raw meat and milk
might filter the word jew
good goy
I get drinking milk and getting good quality animal proteins, but don't tell me dumb cunts are out there drinking raw milk and eating raw meat just to be le manly xD contrarians
how do i filter faggot brackets
buy my glycine and glass milk bottles
how do i filter faggot >eating goysloppers
if you are the sort of person like dustin martin that is a bit of a tough guy wanker with a short fuse is it possible to train yourself to be more relaxed and easy going like jeremy cameron
>don't tell me dumb cunts are out there eating higher T and more natural food just to have higher T than goyslops-eating soibeans
>>140332889yes
>>140332850raw milk is God tier bro don't let the tribe fool you
>>140332898how
>>140332889toby greene did it
>>140332910where to buy in iketoria
>>140332919toby greene is a manlet twink
>>140332913just realise most things aren't worth getting worked up over
>>140332922Telegram channels or possibly get a connect at aa farmers market
fuck my life
>>140332929petracca scoring 74 is making me want to cave someones head in
most of us should stop playing fantasy after the first week reallyno chance of catching up to win anything
>>140332939based alistair clarkson
Down $500 this week, I’ve actually lost $800 because I was $300 up yesterday
the surname of the bloke that wrote the demons song is cohen lmao
>>140332922>>140332804
>>140332951you arent just down 500 this week, you are perpetually down because you gamble and probably have been doing so for years. you are more likely down 200-300k if you gamble like i do. i should have a house.
>>140332715>>140332943Samefag.
>>140332960
>>140332960>>140332970
if you could get all your losses back from gambling on the condition you had to stop gambling forever would you do it
>>140332981 oy
>>140332992yes i could really use $50,000
>>140332992nah because i'm break even
>>140332992depends on the losses and if hold'em counts as gambling or if it's just limited to sports betting
>>140332992no because i enjoy gambling. its the only thing that you can control that gives you dopamine. you cant control alcohol, drugs, food or women the way you can with gambling.
>>140332992No because I will get all my losses back from gambling (and also win more).
I'm tired, lads
>>140333004basedfuck the bookies
>>140332992this but drinking
gambling has destroyed my life
i never heard a story of a bloke offing himself because of gambling debts. you only hear how he tried to rob a drug dealer or bank to try to get some money. how many times you hear about men offing themselves over women.
I've never gambled
>>140333030based tom waterhouse
>>140333009go bookies btwyou win some you lose morefor free and confidential information, call the number or visit the website on the screen
>>140333034Women are more expensive than gambling.
>>140333034that Rainey bloke in Perth got his missus killed over gambling debts
pooey undies
>>140333040samenever gambled never will
>>140333049two birds one stone
>>140333034chances are you will get your heart brokenthink. is this a woman you really want to fuck?
the same people who tell you not to gamble will throw thousands away on some overseas holiday that might keep them entertained for a couple of weeks
>>140333040you gamble every time you sit on something you fat cunt
>>140333034>>140333048>>140333049>>140333061>>140333062https://youtube.com/watch?v=tFUvmZWf4hI
>>140333061not really cunt had his life ruined and finances fucked from legal fees
>>140333077sick of your mick
i just wish i could go back in time and do everything differently
fuck off aus/pol/blowie scum
>>140333073Did you just compare gambling to a holiday?
>>140333062kek so true>chances are you will get an std
>>140333074Never change, cranky shit
>>140333083based james hird
>>140333077rip trev
>>140333086they're both transient forms of entertainment
does cutting yourself release the pain
>>140333104no
>>140333083based scott morrison
>>140333074this made me laugh
>>140333061Is this a beer brand?
>>140333074fucking kek
Is sex with with underage girls the ultimate gamble?
>>140333082>there is only one antisemite on 4chancringe newfaggo back
kill yourself pedo cunt
>>140333128you have a big game tomorrow jake go to bed
>>140332344genuinely can't imagine what a person like that does in their downtime
>>140333114could be if you want to put 500k into an ipa with me
just want to go back to the days when RC was riding his hayabusa
>>140333102daily reminder one of the last tweets he sent was about how the CIA use trauma to make bad boys into good goys like with that space shuttle exploding 30 years agowe can't have people exploring space when there's almost no established laws for it can we fellow goyim
>>140332715shepherd's pie and pies in general
so whom won
>>140333128craig you have a big game to coach tomorrow get some sleep
>>140333156gross that look so bad
>specifying the women you want to have sex with are legal makes you a pedophilehave you been tested?
>>140333165why are your eyes broken?
>>140333175meant for>>140333167
>>140333175corrrr blimey mate could go a big helping of that right now
>>140333179meant for >>140331761
fuck off you fat loser
*phwoar blimey
>>140333179cheers cobba
I've never sat on something
>>140333200interesting choice of salad you implement with your meals. are you allergic to lettuce, onion, olives and feta/parmesan?
>>140333200White boy food
>>140333213>olives and feta/parmesanVile.
>>140333213No, Greek salad is fucking elite but sometimes can't be fucked or don't have everything.
>>140333200i wouldn’t eat it
business idea: legally mandate at least 50% of restaurants on uber have to provide white man's food so i can get a shepherd's pie at 11 o'clock when old mate posts his on spee
>>140333225dumb chink
>>140333232no we're talking
>>140333239do you reckon it would work? i could happily cook pies and stay up sending out on apps all night
You cunts need to learn how to cook. Cooking an instant meal then cutting some veggies to go with it is fucking pathetic
>>140333178>>140333191samefag
simply too burnt out to even feel lust anymore
>>140333264based clayton oliver
>>140333264I prescribe 1 week of nofap
>>140333260gross hairy pussy i wouldn’t eat it
>>140333268I'm at 40 days mate
>>140333255yes until indians or blacks undercut and use the money they get from running a restaurant here to import their dozens of relatives and get free money from the gov and NGOs just for being not white and that somehow not being discrimination against whites
my restaurant name: Whitey'sdecor 'mick: framed alf postsfood: by white people for white people
rc im sorry i joined the dog pilling on you to make myself feel betteri miss you mate
>>140333281>iykwim haha
>>140333274Then rub one out asap
>>140333293not until I achieve kundalini
its not what you know its who you know
>>140333293kys yourself jew (religion)
>>140333301so true
I'm so bored. Might go to bed
>>140333225>>140333238it sounds like you have an infantile palate. do you like any of these:>anchovies>sundried tomatoes>oysters>sardines>capers>sauerkraut>blue cheese>unsweetened coffee or tea
>>140333312Fapping is fine as long as it is without porn, faggolla
this broke him
i have my coffee black, like my heart, because i'm a fucking twisted psychopath
>>140333334ok so this isnt joshie because joshie would be at least 40 by now
>>140333327I respecfully disagree>fries dopamine receptors>wastes vital material (at the very least zinc and magnesium)>lowers test
>>140333323>anchoviesno>sundried tomatoesyes>oystersno>sardinesno>capersno>sauerkrautyes>blue cheeseyes>unsweetened coffee or teayes
>>140333327>draining your balls every day is fine as long as it is without pornfuck off retard>>140333334OFF BY ONE
>>140333333
>>140333323>anchoviesYes>sundried tomatoesNo>oystersNo>sardinesDon't know>capersDon't know>sauerkrautDon't know>blue cheeseNo>unsweetened coffee or teaNo
>>140333333>>140333353wasted
>>140333323i hate olives but that saidyesyesnever had emyesyesa bit (i think)a bityes
>>140333343I'm talking once in a while, not every day btw
im voting greens
>>140333376yeah I'm sure in moderation is fine but I honestly don't think I will ever do it againI don't have the energy to spare
artists in the playlist at Whitey's:>kid rock>pantera>taytay>pic related>johnny cashhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=qA1nGPM9yHA
>only animal apart from dolphins that have sex for pleasure >somehow we can masturbate and suffer zero negative effects?fuck off jew, the religion
>>140333274my best was 126
>>140333366anchovies are yuck yuck yucky
johnny rebel > johnny cash
>>140333379why
>>140333392my bests are 77, 76 and 2 x 75seems I hit a wall around then
>>140333391You're the addict that cant do something without it being every day. I bet you're the same faggot that has gambled their life away
>>140333404to help bring about the collapse quicker. labor and liberal are too slow.
>>140333405push through, beyond 90 I actually started to feel joy
>>140333400billy joe shaver also > johnny cash
>>140333418oh, okay
>>140333419I look forward to it
>>140333417which one? where do you think you are newfag?
this place is such a weird mix of glowies and shills all vying for my attention but their posts are so contrived and asinine
>>140333431/pol/ from the looks of things
>>140332986meant for>>140333268>>140333274>>140333392>>140333405>>140333419>>140333428
>>140333447do you not get tired of posting the same shit every day? do you not have any goals in your life? besides taking down antisemitic flyers of course
Watching mlb atm and it is comfy as fuck
>>140333456no but Steven May kwais tabla x iykwim haha
>>140333458I love baseball so much
>>140333462I feel genuinely bad for you mateI really hope you find some purpose, maybe a friend, someone who loves younow that I mention it, I hope I find these things too
>YOO ARE... LE POLSPERG>YOU TAKE DOWN... LE ANTISEMITISM?
Steven May must be an unbearable teammate. Cunt is always having a sook
>>140333479>now that I mention it, I hope I fine these things too*be's hugging you*i'd post the hug image but it's on my phone
>>140333473i don’t
>>140333518You should give it a try some time
>>140333518Okay
mate why are you spamming porn at 11:15 pm on a wednesday? hope everything is ok
that's a man baby
>>140333538a black man ;___;
someone here is actually deadset fucked in the head
>>140333544Iykwimsperg or pornsperg?
>>140333544based self awareness poster
gonna pour myself a cup of vodka and sit and think about things
>>140333530it’s not a wednesday it’s a friday
>>140333584based adam yze
why is sideboob so sexy
Wait that was FWDs only>Useless stat but I have discovered that all the shit teams are bouncing the ball too much and most of the good teams are not doing this
>>140333605because you've been religiously jewed by religious jews
has petraccas role changed? what am i missing here. you didnt even see him near the ball tonight. im still seething about this. i knew i should have gotten josh kelly or someone else.
>>140333731fanfooty said pickett tagged himI'm sure he'll be right
>>140333728get a new gimmick glowie
>>140333750why would his own team mate tag him
>>140333751>BIB BIE BAB BAH BOO BIBBIB BIOOB BIE BEEB BOBEBEB BIB BYBE BARB XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDCaptcha: Verification not required.
>/afl/ shitposter banned >in the same second the following posts are deleted in /nrl/>>140329564>>140329591>>140329647>>140329660>>140329667
>>140333763based glowie having a meltdown
>>140333759felon pickett not dirty pickett
>>14033376only two of those were mine retard
>>140333777>both are boongs>only one is a felon
>>140333794yeah fair call, kozzie only has a matter of timeremember liam jurrah stabbed someone lmao
>>140333793nobody here likes you
>>140333801your mum liked me in bed last night champ7k+ posts btwgo back to your safe space
>>140333812>mom jokesfucking hell cunt you GLOW
Going camping again tomorrow
>>140333812>7k+ postswhat is this in reference to?
>>140333821based nick daicos
give all my things to all my friends. you'll never step foot inside my room again.
>>140333860you'll close it off. board it up. remember the time that I spilled the cup.
>>140333818your mummed mummed your mum in bed last night champ>>140333822iykwim haha
whats wrong mate
>>140333877
>page 6 when i've posted 3 or 5 posties in the last hourswe didn't seriously get autosaged again did we??>>140333886the jews doing the same thing their tay-sachs inbred arses have been doing for more than 2000 yearswbu?
>>140333419Once I got past 100 days I started getting real angry & got too many wet dreams, painful
hey lads we are we all doing?
>>140333911mate the bump limit is 500 i.e. once 500 posts are in a thread it automatically sages, it's so you don't have a thread last forever
>>140333929Huh?
popped the blanket on my bed
>>140333930go >>>/po/ btwtbf i have had a considerable amount of alcohol recentlyalso may as well reduce reuse recycle after this one gets 'chived>>140330969
>>140333929Finna play some fire emblem then read the Bible
>we are we all doing?jeet moment
>>140333930someone make a newwy then
>>140333975We will need a new thread for tomorrow anyway
>>140333930>>140333975meant fuck /po/ btw (no in either instance i didn't mean /pol/)
Do you think the other generals ever think about us?
love revvving up the resident glowieonly thing that keeps me posting here after all these years
>>140333793Which ones?
bout to hop in the shower
>>140334029Comfy
love me a /wsg/ women hate threadhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1713727845858249.webm
>>140334003constantly
i just had an interesting thought
>>140334048go on
>>140334013the first and the fifth i think but i've had 3 or 4 drinks dince reading that oage
>>14033405onestly this post was surprisingly more credible and easier to tyoe than i thought
it goes like this, the fourth, the fifththe minor fall, the major liftthe baffled king composing hallelujah
>>140334053>first and the fifthYou quoted yourself?
I pulled a muscle in my foot and now I cannot run. Needless to say, I chastised myself as a sillybilly.
>>140334071Running is for fags anyway, unless you’re playing sport
>>140334063>>140334065https://youtube.com/watch?v=csBaubBISnc
>>140334052all these /nrl/ posters like to post in here because they say /afl/ is more active, but if they just stayed in /nrl/ and posted there then it wouldn’t be so dead
just discussed educational philosophies at length with my fiance. we will homeschool and borrow from Montessori, Grammar and other schools of thought. Even Trivium influence too. Any recommendations alf?
>>140334081I generally don't run, especially not recreationally. However, the realisation came to me that if I were needing to run, I could not.
>>140334061>>140334063samefag
>ib am sooo effing drubnk guysz you habbve to beliveveb me!!cringe cunt needs his jaw spun
>>140334109you are wrong, leonidas!
>>140334003they don’t even know we exist
hate myself and want to die
any turk in?
>>140334138why's that mate?
I deleted all my social media accounts yesterday
>>140334158based someone found his transphobic tweet from 15 years ago
>>140334174No, I spent too much time masturbating
>>140334152i don't want to talk about it
>>140334117bell st maccas in 15 minutes champ i could chug 6 pints and still knock your lights out i just cbf proofreading sometimes you pussy cunt
>>140334203epic how much you drink bro tell us more about it
>>140334207it's not epic at all and i wouldn't recommend it to anyone but ii'm addicted innit ___
Welp, I'm gonna kill myself.
>>140334240yep but spend your time here telling everyone else what they're doing wrong in their lives instead of looking inwardsthose darn jews am i right
it literally is the jews every time you goy
>>140334252NoPeople care about youYou haven't seen them at their most emotional form yet
>>140334252what's up mate?
>>140334265you are a caricature
blaming the jews for EVERYTHING means whites apparently have no accountability, women have no accountability, blacks have no accountability etc. etc.the fact is we are all culpable in some way
>inbreeding is bad>french canadians inbreed at a rate far higher than normal people>jews inbreed at a rate far higher than normal people
ive ruined my live
>>140334278the craftsman never blames a faulty tool id*ort
>>140334266>People care about youThey'll get over it. >>140334269Just had an absolute gutfull.
>>140334278Who do you think focus all their energy on subverting them all?
i miss her so much
Two absolute who teams played today
big black muscly female bodybuilder gf 2025
>>140334338you're not wronggood team vs shit team = unwatchable slop
>UberEats driver idling at HJs for 15 minutes Oh come on.
just shaved my pubes on a whim
i havent had pradeep delivered slop from a fast food shitter joint in heaps long
i hurt the one that i love
I smell like coconut and vanilla
>>140334363So you don't drink?
i barely watched the shithouse game that was on tonight, night footy is shit, daytime with a red ball at 1 or 2 o'clock is always better
>>140334363Simply a waste of money.
>>140334385Not much
>>140334380Cocoa butter, for me.
>>140334402is cos of the dew (the moisture not the coach jannies)
I love the smell of cocoa butter
>>140334457yeah i know
>>140334345I bet she smells like cocoa butter
i smell like semen
just put underwear on and now regret shaving my pubes
Drank drove to HJs to bash my ubereats driver but the cunt fled and now im stuck in the drive thru
last for the dons
Denied
>>140331006I’m not
>>140335610WhyToo fat to fit in there
Basedbane lions mighty lionWe'll kick the winning scoreYou'll hear our mighty roarYou'll hear our mighty roar
