more reidslop
dons prelim 2024
swasn chads. its our year again
>>140297946yo that kid is kinda nice with it tho
the essendon edge browser experience
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/west-adelaide-sanfl-player-sam-may-hospitalised-in-difficult-situation/news-story/2bf82e1103bcea170849adc01408e007sam may not play footy again iykwim haha
Good morning alf
im already high
front bar tonight
Morning grid
>>140299237It's a Tuesday mate...
I’ve woken up on the wrong side of the bed today and you’re all gonna cop it
for me, it's how collingwood played this weekend
taters' birthday innit
>>140299935Take your fucking meds you deluded schizo, its not a conspiracy there's interest in the number one draft pic.
>>140298055the geelong domesticated house cats will teach you a lesson again
>>140299976I was just making a lighthearted jest mate no need to get your jocks in a twistit is pretty crazy though how onboard the media is with him though
Few queer dogs in here this morning…
boombers beat two struggling teams in a row now(with the help of the umps) and they think they are back somehow?!
>>140300418The annual ANZAC wake up call game is here mate, don’t worry
>>140299770whats taters precious whats taters ay
>>140300708It's gonna be a flogging for sure. >Port beat Essendom by 69 points>Collingwood beat Port by 42 points100 point drubbing looms.
>>140300879>Portmeant perth
>>140300896Forced meme
>>140300879previous form goes out the window on anzac day anything can happen
>>140300991Yeah like essendon losing
>>140301094meant for>>140300969
Just give Nick Daicos the ANZAC medal already!!!
the anzacs.. whatever happened there
>>140301094this fixture is unironically bigger than most grand finals and the players will be up for it to pull an upset.
>>140301181you had the high ground retard
>>140301181Well you see good white Aussie men were called upon to be killed so Rothschild funded England could fight Rothschild funded Germany because a Serb shot am Austrian. Really stupid war.
>>140301224the shooting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FTjkxb_4c0
>youwhat position were you at gallipoli m8?
message runner innit lad
on ya big fella, shall be tucking into a bikkie this weekend in your honour
nah yeah cheers mate could you start an NSDAP and remove all this Weimar Australia shit from God's Chosen Land toonah no worries if not just asking
proper good /alf/ content this
>FUGG NAZIS XDDDDDDDDDtrip on Gough Whitlam
I still call it Telstra Dome and there is nothing you can do about it
I still call it Telecom Tower and there is nothing you can do about itProblem, Telstrajesh?
I still call it Mount Barker Oval and there's nothing you can do about it!
mounts mrs barker
Murdoch media is so conservative!!!
Sam May survive or die?
no but Samantha May
for me it was the old melbourne logo
>Guys, I don’t know about monogamy. Have we been hoodwinked? Seriously.>As someone who has been single for a fair chunk of my 30s, I’ve got to witness many things in my friends’ relationships, family relationships and my relationships.>I was recently invited to go into a penguin enclosure at a local zoo and saw these hilariously cute creatures up close. The zookeeper was telling us some facts about their mating habits and it was pretty fascinating. He revealed that while most penguin species are monogamous (one male breeds with one female during a mating season), research has shown that some females may have up to three partners in one season (floozies!) and some males may have one or two partners.>Mate selection is up to the female, and it is the females that compete for the males. Not so different to the current state of dating, if we’re being honest.>Yes, even in the animal kingdom monogamy isn’t guaranteed. In fact, among mammals, just 9 per cent of species are monogamous and among primates, just 29 per cent are.>As someone who is afraid of commitment and yet definitely wants a relationship, I’ve recently been thinking that perhaps an open relationship at the start could be a great bridging tool to close the gap from single to taken.>I am beginning to believe that an open relationship is key to a better relationship. Not holding each other back. Giving each other freedom and being completely open and honest about it. It’s certainly a thought …>Jana Hocking is a columnist and collector of kind-of-boyfriends | @jana_hocking
>>140301781meant for>>140301965
Might start are a trial open relationship with Palace, Jiath, Chol, Deng and Aliir.
>>140300028>I was only pretending to be a schizoCope
Might fuck off to Israel because whites are normal people who hate me posting about BBC.
>>140300969no it's not, it's a fucking good mick if you understand the context in which it's used. dumb spastic shit cunt faggot
>>140301965In all my years I've never seen such pathetic cope.She sees her friends getting married, having families and all she can do is cope about itI'm in my 30s and single and rest assured anyone saying its fun is on the copium
five days of football
>>140302237DeesPiesGiantsPortNorthCatsDogsIggsSwans
>>140302269the tips of a idiot
>>140302256Kochie still hasn't cleared the club debt I see.
>>140302256>unpaid internfucking hell, people were bitching about this shit in esports 10 years ago and we're still facing this problem now
>>140302256PAY PEOPLE FOR WORK OR FUCK OFF WITH THIS BULLSHIT>but anon its a good experience and for your CVOH SO "EXPERIENCE" WILL FUCKING PAY FOR FUEL IN MY CAR OR FOR FOOD OR THE FUCKING ELECTRICITY BILL?
>>140302417Port Adelaide only rake in 30 million a year in memberships, merchandise, sponsorships and TV rights. Do you want Esava Ratagoulia to starve because they had to pay an artist for their work???
>>140302256is this even legal? like from a employment law perspective?
based Reddit comment poster
>>140302417go DJs btw
>>140302552Yes
>>140302552it's legal only if they aren't getting genuine usable work out of you. if the intern was doing work of good enough quality that it was being posted on port adelaide's social media channels or website, the intern should be getting paid.
>>140301758it's rage bait. the best way to keep you invested.
>>140302678BRB, going to call up PA and ask if I can pay for tickets to their games with "great opportunity"
>>140302758Anon that's not bait, that's Jana Hocking. That's her real life lmao
Almost half a million vapes have been seized after a warrant was executed at a West Melbourne warehouse on 17 April. The investigation had commenced only days earlier after police identified that the Lennon Street property was possibly being used by an organised crime syndicate for the trafficking of illicit tobacco products. Police arrested and interviewed six men, all of which were released pending further enquiries. Victoria Police has been working closely with the Therapeutic Goods Administration - TGA, who will now take primacy of the investigation. The investigation remains ongoing. Anyone with further information is urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or submit a report at www.crimestoppers.com.au.
>>140302809Good, I hope vape addict zoomers start an hero'ing en masse. Annoying cunts.
i could really go a 'za
Why'd you all stop posting? Am I being conned?
>>140302809zoomers on the ropes
What vidya everyone playing?
waiting for manor lords
Does Harley Ried anime?
Reid's derby performance was the highest impact rating 19 possession game in over a decade according to champion data.
>>140303991get a job cunt
>>140303941mw2
>>140304173pardon?
a few NEETspastics ITT
less
>>1403042061300655506
>>140299649Bit pissed how wasteful we were, should've won by 80
>>140300991I'm thinking they'll be pretty competitive for a portion but we'll come out triumphant as usual, then we have a couple of freebies for our percentage and we'd probably beat fred convincingly too but they're unpredictable, one week they're giving good teams a run for their money the next they're getting raped by west coast bit like last season aside from getting destroyed by the iggs
'Za and Yaku'Za
>>140304474unironically kys
>the year is 2024>jannies deleting anti-Harley Reid postsHow did we get here?
>>140304241On my lunch break actually
Harley roid exposed for doping, lifetime ban 2026 onwards
>>140304292whats that mate? I'll google it on me lunchbreak
>>140304513Based Wagie
>>140304601ya mums
>>140304474lgmwatch the outrage series then battles without honor and humanity series then agitator then violent cop
The 'ti
>>140304941HOLY FUCKING BASED
Be nice to each other you two
>>140304941Kek
Nice cool day to play kick to kick. Where's that fag complaining about the weather being unusually hot?
anime is for faggots
>>140304941hahahahahahahahhahaha
>>140305026im a fat cunt so i insist on wearing a jumper and pants when out in pooblic so the above average temps are doing me in
I'm just sleepy all the time.
Beef jerky and an apple for lunch
>>140305134based stonefish
>>140305033
>>140305170so gay
>>140299439yeah but it's on tonight, don't say I didn't warn ya
>>140305134Crisp me. Worried I got a serious medical issue. Even sleeping more isn't fixing it.
>>140301965>the most basic animals that lack sentience and only exist to breed and act as a food source to superior predators do it so we should too!the brain of a female roastie
>>140305170based and true
>>140304941The water man + Fred bottom 4 sounds worth a punt, the other 2 are just plain retarded but it's your 24 cents to spend
>>140305134Based me waking up from being up till 5 gooning, at least I had a vivid dream of having a beautiful gf, had some speed and finna 'fee and should feel like I slept well now
>>140305287Literally never watched it.
Reid will be a very good vote getter, he plays the type of game where he will catch the umpire's eye and get votes even when he doesn't play that well - see JHF last year
>>140304601put me in the screencap iykwim haha
slept from 11pm til 12am. shrugging off the remainder of a cold. took some speed and a coffee, very angry however but that is probably from my body adjusting to having lots of testosterone in it
>>140305405Looking good mate
>>140305170Your life is the evidence
Gonna go get a haircut and try not to have a panic attack.
>>140305026on reddit
>>140305444based cop
>>140305468
I'm just drunk all the time.Wish I wasn't.
>>140305439He had 2 super games against 2 super shit teams, he isn't getting votes in games involving your Patrick Cripps', nick daicoses, bonts and petraccas
>>140305170cool it with the antisemitic remarksthe holohoax is real goy
>>140305536fuck off back to pol you toss
>>140305459i got banned for haircut posting be careful you bandit
Poly retards taking Ls
>>140305617Ive fucked 2 girls in open relationships, me. Feel bad for their boyfriends but oh well.
fuck off back to plebbit you toss
I'd prefer an open relationship to whatever my current lonely existence is. At least once I got bored with her she could go off with someone else.
sex really isn't worth it tbf
proud incel here who has turned down sex on multiple occasions
>>140305734This, had penile fungi and redness around that area after it, fuck sex and fuck walking succubi a.k.a waamen
>>140305695jealousy sucks and feeling inadequate and insecure about yourself is worse than fucking the village bicycle a few times when you're in her rotation in fact the dudes she fucks probably know who you are and you'll be viewed as a cucki know a guy in this situation and he's viewed as such
if my missus suggested an open relationship, out the door she goes. ain't got time for that.
>>140305915probably just means she's monkey wrenching so yeah that is the correct response
sure it's not monkey branching instead of monkey wrenching?
brisbane have been awfully quiet about will ashcroft and his acl recovery
>>140306041memoryholed
>>140306041What a bust, still think he'll be decent when and if he returns but brisvegas needs to manage him carefully so he doesn't become another tragic case like sean rusling and bad injuries force him into an early retirement
>>140306108>brisvegas>vegas
Harley Reid isn't a BUST, i'm afraid to say.
it must be so depressing being a north playernot only do you get btfo every week you also have to do a match review of it
>>140306245I feel like such a idiot for doubting him, he's like bucks mixed with cousins and a bit of dusty
>>140301965why she making life decisions because of some penguins at the zoo lmao wtf
>>140305984yeah you're right it's more of an american term
>>140306292i think he's more gary ablett senior mixed with dusty and peter matera
>american termYFO pine gap glowdiggers
>>140305617>And it's beautifulfuck i hate this phrase
>2 games on anzac daysure>also a game on tomorrow nightthe fuckalso i feel like this might be another shit round, only looks like 3-4 good games
we got him
>>140306541it's just a way to justify what they are doing
*sucks a bunch of dicks and it's beautiful*
bought a big muffin and now realising i cant eat all of it at once without feeling sickmight just have the rest in a few hours
*bangs 50 guys at a cosplay convention in 1 day and it's beautiful*
>>140302256yeah great opportunity for poort to get work for free and you to not get anything in return lol fuck up
have to go watch some dumb travelling minstrels instead of tiges getting torn to shreds tomorrow
>>140301965Sex and the City has mindfucked multiple generations of women now.
>>140306664wonder if graphix god has applied?
I assume he's injured or something?
>>140306860
THE tips this week
>>140306896alcohol tax has priced me out of buying stella can's
>>140306924dunno where to even start with this
>>140307241used to get 2 standards for less than $3 before i movedloved my local arab bottleo just wish they were run by whites
>>140307326yeah shit sucks i liked supporting my local bottle-o's but now it's pretty much you gotta buy from the big boys guess that was the point
I’ve just been found guilty of sexual assault. More to come.
CFO
>>140307384Based cartcunt
>>140306924>that iggs iconthey havent worn the tricolour for nearly a decade now
Just a heads up lads, brisvegaspeach is now called melbussyx
Melbourne 2007-2011 (during the tanking scandal):28-80-2Carlton 2015-2019 (won 3 spoons during this time):26-84-0 Gold Coast 2011-2015 (previously thought to be the worst AFL team of all time):28-81-0Fitzroy 1992-1996 (the era that got the club folded):27-81-0North Melbourne 2020-2024:12-77-0Modern North are on track to be grimmest team that ever grimmed.
>>140306924>EssendonYou dog headed brain dead fuckhead! Should tear your eyes out mate! You silly, stupid fucking idiot, you’ve really fucking done it this time! I’ll do you for this!
>>140307378cool it with the antisemitic remarks>>140307384there being more to come is literally the whole point of gaoling you cunt
>>140307597Fuck up idiot. I’m a hard lad.
>>140301965she's delusional
football on tomorrow
>>140307547keilor road macca's in 15 minutes champ>>140307706yes that's why you've been charged with sexual assault mate
>>140307706you'll need isolation and to be put in with the nonces but even they have shot callers if you're general pop they'll just come 6 deep instead of a couple of guys if you're a hard cunt
>>140307384go legal hsgfs btw
>>140307546Force them into a Footscray merge. The Roos don't deserve to exist any more.
West Coast should be sanctioned for tanking last year. Take Reid off them. Fucking cheating cunts.
>>140307861Based vengeful Fitzroy customer.
>>140307445they can't use any official afl logos, so they have to be creative with certain teams e.g. Brisbane, Carlton, West Coast, Gold Coast, GWS
babyiggs2024prelim
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/120536006/#q120537398https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/131950796/#131963642The cunt bout to be vindicated after West Coast beat the Suns this weekend.
angry iggle
Kwab
>>140306924why richmond over peemonscan't decide between geelong/cats
>>140307997>saints 12thk e kek
>>140307997would put dogs above bane but otherwise, correct
a tanking team wouldnt beat the bulldogs at docklands to move off the bottom of the ladder then rely on norf winning again in order to finish last
reckon each team's kinda nervous playing against norf not wanting to have the shame of being the first team they beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jFDreXYTZY
>>140307894*beats bulldogs in the penultimate round and still gets pick 1*
>>140308066>stop bulldogs from making finals>hand Norf their 3rd spoon in a rowThis would've been funnier than getting Reid and yet >we still did lmao
SEND NORF NORF
ynr that eagls v essington game
>>140308194Decent Laidley cosplay.
ynr that time the jannies didn't delete that commiepoof post with the n word for ages
what n word? naicos?
the lads
>>140308203North fuming at that umpire who couldn't throw the ball up straight.
>>140308230kek you're always bitching to mods about getting le commiepoofs posts deleted, go fcuk yorself rulesperg
>>140308138the funniest part is the AFL still gave norf the ammo to get reid with the bullshit mckay compo but they refused to hand over 2+3KEK
ynr this bullshit:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXGFi2uGBP0
>commiepoof>rulespergsame person
>>140308194
>>140308194Women are doing great in positions of power. They're just as good as men are.
>>140308261some people were speculating that the iggs wouldn't traded pick 1 for 2 and 3 either.
>>140308285i'd look like that too if my peem was down by 11 goals against norf
no, jaicos.of course i meant naicos you fucking dumb naicos>>140308289go WEF young leader justin trudeau btw
I honestly believe Ratten did a better job than Clarko.
>>140308285I'd look like this if my peem was 7 goals down against collingwood then I'd microwave my membership
>>140308369clucko will need his full five years to know if he put them on the right track or not
Throwback Tuesday:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j83-cpwFAsc
I got banned last Friday night for posting about straffo, the mods had it in for us
>>140308005geelong v cats is a toughie
>>140308457more of a cats man me but feeling geelong this round iykwim haha
>>140307546fuck that is bleak
>>140308457LICK THEM PUSSYS
might have forgotten how to function without alcohol
>>140308280not truei used to be commiepoof before i hung up the boots
>>140308566and commiepoof flogged them and poses as rulesperg now too champ
do players still kick footys through the banner before running through it?
I used to drink 12 beers every night before footy on a Saturday and would play like shit & get blasted by my team mates and tell them to fuck off; got told to leave the club after a few years
>>140308565Based Sonja Hood
>>140308592trip on dadza :(
>>140308565Based Jy Simpkin
>>140308578oh
>>140308528
>>140308592Based Ben Jacobs
>>140308660go joffa btw
GO BOMBERS
>>140308592Based Harley Bennell
Watched boogie nights last night Fuck me heather graham is sexy
>>140308592I use to scream under the light of the moon. I would scream for hours. I am still doing this. I guess I can just write it. I never had sex really. And, in our here sitting on a bench in town waiting for my pizza. And a woman walking down the sidewalk said "man up pussy". So, I was thinking about how gay it is that I have to watch others breed, 0.1 seconds before she said this. So, what's happening here is, this woman is being controlled by something which is reading my mind. It told me it was Satan. It's a joke of his I guess. Because, what's even happening there? He does this to torture me with sex. It's called gaslighting. This is a way to build intense pressure inside the head. And his method of doing this is extra weird. I'm in extreme pain from this. He gaslights me around 25,000 times per day. The pain in my head is horrible. My perception of the world is almost like I'm floating. I don't really see things or hear sounds anymore. But, I still possess all that and can access it if I need to. This is actually a symptom of a concussion. That's why he gaslights me like this, it squeezes the concussions he's been giving me. I have another important thing to say. Listen up to this part. This part of my post is pure evil. Satan is actually torturing people. Some people think this world might not be that great.
Might just delist a quarter of our players, trade our 4x club leading goalkicker for peanuts then cry for priority picks 3 years later lads.
I used to snort a quarter ounce every night before footy and would play like mad & get blasted by my team mates for copping heat from ASADA and tell them to fuck off, got told to leave the club after a few ounces
3 lines or less please canuck
>>140308770The apple logo has a chomp in it and Satan has been raping me and torturing me for over 30 years of screams
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM,CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM,CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>140308660>old male geelong supportershow some respect fucknut that was ian nankervis
>>140308831based conductor williams
>>140308831based denzel washington in taking of pelham 123
>>140308924sorry meant fat conductor from thomas and the tank engine>>140308963kek underrated
>>140308831based malaysian navy chopper pilot
>>140308831fuck up and play ode to joy like i asked
>>140304325Ever since 2011, Collingwood hasn't put teams to the sword when they could have. Such a dominant season that left them with a big head and fell over at the final hurdle.
sex with aflw dykes in the locker room
>>140307997What do the letters mean on the right hand column?
>>140309136>What do the letters meanfuck off James Hudon iykwim haha
mummy mummy i pooey my undie !!
>>140309244same
just did a big shit in the toilet
sex with ella roberts in the iggs aflw post match function
>>140309324same
Fuck I just hate the bulldogs so much. Fold that shit team>>140308528Based
I already hate Harley Reid tbqhwy
>>140309370same
>>140309370i dont disagree but why
WAKE UP NEET SPASTICS
>>140309370Based Justin Longmuir
>>140309375samefag
>>140309370more of a daicosperg me
Perthnow headlines are afl related fuckhead
>>140309393anything or anyone overdiscussed becomes an object of ire
>>140309545
got him on a string, lads
gross yucky poos wees and cum
1. Carlton2. GWS3. Geelong4. Sydney5. Melbourne6. Essendon7. Collingwood8. Port9-18. Irrelevant
>>140309604so true
not thrilled at the prospect of a bloosers deep finals run again
hello anustralia
>umped over the line against fred>1st
>>140309567>>140309534
>>140309630based afl enjoyer
>>140309579winner>>140309567 loser
if barrass is out i'd assume harry edwards in to replace himand replace sheed at sub with ryan or harvey johnston
evening alis sorry alfies rather
>>140309661imagine hedwards lining up on ben dunce
>>140309534Announcing reports is against the rules you worthless frogposter scum
if barrass out assume edwards injohnston/ryan as sub not sheed
>>140309580As a based and Crisp piss fetishist I dont mind wees
>>140309695better than rotham >>140309706agreed
>>140309713barrass?? edwards thenNO sheed, ryston
>>140309604>essendon above portnice try retard
As a based and Crisp pies fetishit I dont mind pees iykwim haha
how do i get a footy player bf?
Collingwood didn’t deserve to win any of their finals last year
>>140309737>peesfuck meant frees
>>140309630it is a concerning prospect, imagine them winning it.
>>140309758are you a super hot?
>>140309776Collingwood = StrongmindOther teams = WeakmindSimple as
>>140309758sorry lad footy players aren’t gay except for collingwood players haha
>>140309813am i a super hot what?
Is everyone playing the gauntlet on afl.com.au
>>140309842like are you an extremely attractive young person that is over the age of 16?
>>140309858or under 16 in jake stringers case
>>140309842Chile pepper. Only the manliest studs go for peppers hotter than scotch bonnets.
>>140309868i thought he was with a 16 year old?
>>140309858nah mate im a fat bloke aged 33
>>140309902ahhh k don't thin kit's gunna happen for ya mate
>>140309902cheer squad will have ya mate
I'm definitely with Arj. Why take an infant to a 15+ Comedy Show?
Who is the zestiest afl player?
>>140309923oh
whats josh bootsma up to?
>>140309949Gaynor
kinda weird how the vic media kept going on about how over the top the wa media has been about reid (it has) but as soon as he has a couple of good games they all lose their minds over him too
>>140309858>like are you an extremely attractive legal hsgffuck off pedo
Who is the yeastiest aflw player?
Im a blokey bloke
i got a big hairy bum
>>140310026based kelli underwood
Norf could have completely resurrected their image with Reid they might as well fucking fold now
>>140310040sorry meant kath loughlang
im the gayest most redatrded incel fuckhead
>>140310093go perth btw
go essendon btw
can definitely wait for iggs or fred v essdon this yearfuck heads spamming gO pErTh all thread fuck already getting meself in a tizzy
>>140310004hey i'm not condoning but dal santo, roo and the package are all were into that kind of behaviour +18 for me mate
go perth btw
>>140310114>>140310117samefag
imagine how many teen girls footy blokes used to fuck back in the 70s and 80s
I love the bombers go bombers
i hate essendon
Fredditmantle
I have no strong feelings about essendon
>>140310135based jihadist
>>140310117meant for>>140310166
>>140310172kek
>>140310166based jerry seinfeld
>>140310180based antisemite
i’ve got a rank filthy dirty smelly hairy cunt
>>140310172meant for>>140310189
Sneed
Modern women are so fucking pathetic. You show the slightest bit of masculinity and virility and they run for the hills. If you're not a soi twink there's no chance for you anymore
the micksperg is based and im tired of pretending he's not
Lads, Buddy will be at the Hawks v Swans game
>>140310244will complete lap of honor at half time, apparently
>Port are 18th in the league for gound ball gets going at -71 for the season Perhaps an over correction trying to go super tall now can't pick the bloody ball off the deck
>Jesse Hogan's charge has been thrown out. He is free to play against Brisbane.
bloke who followed straff on insta and scraped his stories here, just letting you know i won't be doing that any more on account of deleting my account
>>140310231rubbishwomen crave true masculinity like never before
>>140310166Crisp Jake Stringer
>Jake Kelly's Dad is the CEO of CollingwoodWtf?
when i go to melbourne this year i might set up a "meeting" with straff, if you know what i mean?
>>140310216meant for>>140310236
>>140310261and will kelly is his brother
>>140310281no but ned kelly iykwim haha
muh fitzroy/footscray/south melbourne are by FAR the worst kinds of afl fans and that's saying a lotno one cares that you happen to be old cunt
>>140310258I'm living proof that you're wrong. I'm the most masculine guy I know and women at best don't acknowledge my existence and at worst are repulsed by me.
>>140310254What did they claim was the difference between his face push and Redman's?
>>140310301you must be a boring ugly poof
140310301fuck showers btw
>>140310309this was part of the tribunal's decision>In light of the ruling delivered in this matter, in order for the charge of striking to be sustained, it is necessary that there is a finding of more than negligible impact. We find there was not.
yesterday>Geelong are holding off on signing Max Holmestoday>Max Holmes signs 4 year contract extension with GeelongAFL media is useless
Uhhhhhh supercoach bros??????
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24Richmond v Melbourne at the MCG, 7.25pm AESTRICHMONDIn: D.Grimes, S.Naismith, J.Hopper, S.BanksOut: T.Sonsie (omitted), K.McAuliffe (omitted), J.Short (calf), J.Koschitzke (omitted)R5 sub: Tyler SonsieMELBOURNEIn: K.Pickett, B.Laurie, D.TurnerOut: K.Tholstrup (omitted), C.Salem (hamstring), B.Brown (omitted)R5 sub: Taj Woewodin
>>140310341>made of glassbust. another case of "what could have been".
>Greene: The whole time I thought I was a good chance to take the mark ... at the last moment I realised he was going to touch the ball before me, then I braced for impact.
>>140310341>see we are shit we need that priority pickgrim tactics
>>140310350>>140310341i read the article the west are just drawing from shit simmo said the pre-season that he'd be rested at some point in the season and wouldn't play every gamethey have no idea if he is going to be rested or notat the end of the article they say "west coast have been contacted for comment"they just made the whole thing up
would it be hard to get jannies that know our sport or nah?
has jesse hogan been given a ban yet?
>>140310382https://twitter.com/tommorris32/status/1782683494751322584
>>140310392a drinking ban? years ago
You can't expect a rookie to play every game, unless they're elite like Nick Daicos.
>>140310392read the fucking thread>>140310254
>>140310393kek tom morris this will get interesting
>>140310402yeah i just can't scroll up
nick daicos gives off slutty bottom vibes
>>140310393>>140310406you now remember tom morris announcing which doggies would miss before the teams were announced and his demise after thatlike i get he's trying rebuild his image but yeah doing the exact thing that got all his shit leaked seems like playing with fire if you ask me
bog borris
>>140310420hope simmo sees this bro
>>140310427don't think the iggs will be super mad at tom more concerned that a leak like that could get out when it comes to team selection but we shall see when the teams are announcedi'm just saying tom isn't too clever even if he was given that information and it's true he should of just hand balled that one off to someone else
A fan abused michael walters but it wasn't racial. What could he have said that was so bad that it's in the news?
>>140310301cartcunt?
>>140310462why geelong so low?
im wearing nothing but a jockstrap
>>140310462do NOT show scoops this
remember when scoops kept posting that youd be worried if you are the saints quote after every win
>squiggle power rankings
>>140310427hope kingy sees this bro
>>140310462It's gonna be banes Get over it Australians are all reditors piece of shit country with poof people
fuck sake no kingys watchlist tommorow
simpo for simmo
>>140309849yeah mate, chose porties this week.shitting myself over which week to pick norf, thinking iggs @ blundstone in rd 22 will be their single win of the season.
>>140302237DeesPiesGiantsPortCrowsCatsFreoSunsSwans
I remember in 2011 how it was Collingwood, Geelong the clear top 2 and then the rest nowhere near the same levelNowadays there are 9 teams equally just as average as one another >>140310497
sick of this indian
>>140310546the tips of a IDIOT
>>140310128would've all had nice bushes as well
>>140302237TigersDonsLions SaintsNorth BluesDogsIggsHawks
>>140310470too old, too slow
>>140310575>NorthMate...
>>140310575the tips of a IDIOT
>>140310585>a idiotkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRBBcoANRIE
>>140310585post tips cocko
>6 games playing majority forward and already needs a restKek fucking kek, GOATcos hasn’t missed a game not through injury yet
>>140310575>Iggsreid is out dummy
Gaycos
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will have pooey undies
Homosexual Collingwood footballer, Nicholas Daicos
>>140310634not me i wont
not sure why people call naicos gay (objectively false) when darcy moore flat-out vomits rainbows
>>140310623trew is in though
>we have to sit through reid vs daicos arguments for the next 10+ years
watch a nick daicos interview
>>140310673the argument has already been settled
a stinky rancied mix of poo. piss and cum
>>140310685why do you talk about poo so much?
why don't you?
>>140310704that’s the first post i ever made about poo
i really need to poo
What have you done to acknowledge the indigenous people and the ancestral owners of the land today alf?
Your bed may not align properly with your spine Hence the inconsistent poo poo schedule
>>140310746i did a big shit as an offering to the abo gods
>>140310746*custodians
>>140310746reported the UN to the ICJ for hate crimes but only recognising the sami as the native people of europe
>pissley peed
>prick payofftheumpscos
Last night i dreamt that somebody loved me (full version) - The SmithsThat's my favourite song
last night i dreamt that somebody loved methat's my favourite dream
Last night I dreamt norwegian police gf tied me down That's my favourite dream
>>140310746i voted for andrew krakour to win the 2011 mark of the year
>>140310746trained them to build buildings because they're completely incapable of doing it without the white man's help
>>140310746smashed my dick in half with a rock
its okay to be racist towards indian
>>140310865aught to teach them how to live inside them next
>>140310746laughed in maori
>>140310907True kinda Harley person myself
>>140310792had a dream that i was finally with hereven after few seconds after i woke up it felt real
i always dream i’m cuddling her but i wake up and i’m just cuddling moosey. i miss her so much
honour the anzacs by buying a tacky football jumper
men embrace the pain of growth, boys pursuecomfort
funny that one of turkcurt's ancestors might've killed an alfie's ancestor or 2
the power structures of /afl/ are fascinating
growth doesn't exist, the pain is needless
josh is at the top with all the power and the rest of us have none :(
sniffin me smeg
it's all just luck
best we can do is lash out and try to get his attention.
me ching chong china me speaka chineee
>>140311017fuck up josh
camembert > parmesan
>>140310940Time to give you gf this year end
>>140311033yeah one burger with works and barbecue sauce and two potato cakes with chicken salt thanks mate
more of a dick cheese man myself
>>140311037kinda hard to compare the two
>>140311042meant for>>140311041
>>140311057nah jeetos dont work in chippies. you only see them in chain stores around here. around here every fucking chippy is ran by the yellow scourge and that is why i stopped going and went back to maccas.
>>140311067me locals are
>>140310328fucken based
everyone’s a gook these days. or a smelly indian
mad that harley is hiding from the mighty gold coast
>>140311087even you
evening m'alfwhat's for dinner?
That's not a healthy mans dinner
>>140311107
>GREATER Western Sydney star Toby Greene will miss the Anzac Day clash against Brisbane after his one-match ban was upheld at the Tribunal.
>>140311125>eating goyslop
Business idea: injecting rooms near schools
>>140311107>>140311125>eating meat
>>140311127he should of got the same suspension as wright
>>140311137well yes i am a goy
>>140311143go smellbin city council btw
>>140311107just finished my second gym sesh for the day unna get 3 big macs for dinner and some apple pies
miss bruce and dennis
dennis yes bruce no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17toLteDPNk
miss kath and kim
fantasy is shit cause you got to take a punt on untried rookies to make moneysupercoach for me
>>140311127>Hogan cleared for punching in the face off the ball>Greene suspension upheld for natural human reaction to play on the ball
how do people get done for stalking? do you know what stalking is? the person should never know you have been stalking them.
>>140311125getting heartburn just from looking at that pic
>>140311176that punch didnt do anything though because hogan is a bitch. even a twink like greene could heem you if he hit you right with his shoulder at full speed.
>>140311114a slice of chicken, leek and mushroom pie with salad isn't healthy? you're a retard
>>140311179>fuck dean laidley btwfuck off transphobe
>>140311187coward
>>140311107fuck you are such a gay cunt
>>140311179dunno ask ben cousins
>>140311180>that last green seasonBBLchads...
>>140311164imagine not eating fast food
>>140311180how is soccer so unpopular here? we are full of non whites and apparently its the world game...
harley reid more like hardly played
>>140311180how the fuck does the aleague still even exist
was gonna go brotho but had a wank instead
harvey reid has been excellent so far
>>140311208don't give a toss about soccer but you'd have to look at EPL searches from australia to get a better indication. nobody likes a-league it's shit
>>140311174never cared for that show, don't care for australian "humour" in general really
Listening to Ed Sheeran’s cover of throw your arms around me by the hunters and collectors
>>140311208Soccer isn't unpopular, just the A-League. Why watch a second rate product? No one here seriously watches the VFL/WAFL/SANFL.
>>140311188Doesn't matter, tribunal is saying go ahead and do the wrong thing as long as nobody gets hurt but if you do put someone at risk in a contact sport you're done, oh unless you're a really good guy like Charlie then you're finefeel like the tribunal is being fucking cooked on purpose to take the heat away from goal umpires>>140311214shall
>>140311225true the aleague is terrible. even league 2 in england is better quality to watch.
>Max Holmes has locked away his future as a Cat, penning a four-year contract extension with the Club. >mfw
>>140311208chinese and indians innit lad
>>140311180Seems NRL is going to overtake AFL very soon.
im so baked on weed right now eating ice cream and getting more weed soon. will probably blaze right up until the first bounce of tomorrows game and then switch to drinking
>>140311234its an agenda. the afl and government is determined to turn afl into touch footy like the nrl. masculinity and natural skill is bad remember. everyone needs to be a little robot.
>>140311248how do I find a dealer?
>>140311250cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>140311248or you could get a life>capcha: D420
>>140311252i actually don't smoke weed i just wanted to post about it
what are some ridiculous prices you've seen at colesworth lately?tonight i saw 2 sticks of don kabana for $11.50 lmao.
i dont mind gaelic or international rules 2bh
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>140311252tell a doctor about your depression and shit like that and how you want to try medicinal cannabis
>>140311261cheese
>>140311262international rules was cringe but gaelic is a great game
>>140311265based personality
>>140311262the tackling in gaelic bores me but the rest is good. i appreciate the accuracy
it’s a bit fucked that gaelic players don’t get laid though. no wonder they want to come over here
>>140311191I said healthy mans dinnerNot healthy dinner double retard
>>140311292paid
>>140311292why dont they get laid? irish women are slags.
red hair big tittied hairy pussy gf
jeets are worse drivers than chip shop owners
my life is like a footy game
cant stop eating
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my life is like a footy game, and i’m north melbourne
>>140311298>>140311299samefag
Imagine falling for the EV meme.
jews dont have the influence and power they tricked you into thinking they do
fuck off shabbos goy
whites were the greatest race on earth now look at us...
>>140311330you peaked in the late 90s?
HOT DAMN HOT DIGGETTY HOT DOG
>>140311367they made 5 consecutive grand finals in the 70s, also winning 2
norf only won those flags in the 70s because they were the first club to poach from SA and WA
shut up you obsessed nutcase go back to /pol/ and stay there
mad how pies have been in two drawn grand finals
>>140311402sexy girl
imagine kicking 150 points in a granny and losing comfortably
>>140311367yes i graduated high school in the late 90s retardbtw did you hear about the footy team i QBed for?
petite blonde checkout girl at my local coles driving me nuts
sexy ladies get me so hard
petite blonde checkout girl at my local coles driving my big white cock deep inside her tight white virgin pussy ballsdeep up to the nuts
petite blonde checkout girl at my local bunnings driving my big white cock deep inside her tight white virgin pussy ballsdeep up to the nuts
>>140311428>>140311435samefag
>>140311402she gets my arse so wet
petite blonde DOG at my local bunnings driving my big white cock deep inside her tight white virgin pussy ballsdeep up to the nuts
petite blonde DOG at my local petbarn driving my big white cock deep inside her tight white virgin pussy ballsdeep up to the nuts
>>140311297fair point, but I am healthy so you're still a retard
the filter got an absolute workout today. do better tomorrow
i’m a dog woof woof woof
>>140311470based dentist from finding nemo
>>140311482lel
>>140311470>>140311417>>140311428>>140311461
racism outside /b/
>A week after he starred in the western derby, West Coast young gun Harley Reid is reportedly set to be rested this weekend.>Meanwhile a contract “loophole” could see the prodigal No. 1 draft pick become a $1 million player in his third AFL season.The Shiggles are overspending on this kid, settle down
got the vaccine today because my parents said they would kick me out. had a gutful of their whinging over the last 3 years so i thought i'd finally put an end to it all
>>140311535NAC, vitamin C, and the other one
fucking rulesperg you faggot got me on a global 3 dayerhope you are happy with yourself
>easy >under albanese pick one
meant>easy>under any polly after 1945pick one
gaycunt fucking fuckhead faggot
>>140311637meant for140311630
>>140311630
>Kevin Sheedy on the front bar saying after ANZAC and indigenous round he wants to push for a round celebrating immigration
>>140311671should replace all current players with indians cause its cheaper for the round
das right das rightdas rightdas right nigga uh huhuh huh huhoh we gon winwe gon win niggai kill you i kill you niggaoh we gon win proffy b baby proffy b we gon winnumber 1 baby number 1
>>140311644
Just turned gay
das right das rightdas right motherfuxksr
weird how clarko - who was one of the biggest proponents for getting a team in tas - is now "coaching" the team most rumoured to eventually move to tas if they continue underperforming
i kill you killl you i kill you morhercuker
mutherfuckin fool dont u go talking smack like that i kick yo ass
we win dawg we win we win we win we winnin dawg we winninno 6 no 6no 6 babyno 6
business idea: time how long it takes for jannies to delete the bloody evil off topic posts versus the complete dindu nuffin, unless our advertisers nootice, nsfw porn posts
mad how blokes dress up as women and think they are women
>>140311815so true
OH NO NO NO NO NO NOT EVEN TOP 3And looks who’s on top
will norf get another priority pick?
daicosbros its over
William North was an American soldier and politician mate
me waiting for wednesday's game and knowing it's gunna suck
>>140311906this is why we gamble to make it fun
>>140311906dees are gonna roll em, hopefully two good games thursday though
>>140311906just watch the boxing instead
>>140311935yeah when i used to play fantasy football it would make it interesting to see a guy in your fantasy team do well but then i started getting to the level where i was looking at spreadsheets with break even's and reading random tutorials and shit like that. i was like this isn't fun anymore it's basically just a job so i stopped doing it>>140311952i would but i bet theirs no streams and the ppv costs like $90
>>140311982the ppv is 'only' 60, and there's five minor belts up for grabs, surely someone will be streaming it
>>140312002yeah well nobody streamed his last fight i'll just watch the highlights on thursday
lol
nsw pigs are trying to get powers to be able to scan people with metal detectors because of the recent stabbingsso we have people going around stabbing and you might want to carry a knife or screwdriver even though its illegal to defend yourself and now you will have to worry about a pig scanning you and nicking youmost people that are crazy enough to carry a knife would hope to never have to use but one day you might need it in a westfield and now you have to worry about crazed knife wielding lunatics and pigs scanning you
crazy how pigs roam around with guns to defend themselves and we are sitting ducks even though we pay the pigs salary
>>140312039>>140312092
We are all gunna die.
>>140311535based spastic parents haver
>>140312190Huh?
>>140312195are you an immortal?
>>140312212Through Christ, yesJohn 3:16
i want to post explicit homosexual fantasies in /afl/
>>140312226that's your soul bro
>>140312232go collingwood btw
>>140312238God will raise us up to have an eternal glorified body, friend, all we have to do is accept His offer
josh can you stop christcuck posting and post some fucken trannies cunt
joshie is so boring
never thought i'd get nostalgic for 2007-2010 but here i am
i know they were deranged but joshies fucked up poo fantasy posts the other day made me howl
>>140312190This is simply not true.
if we were alone would we have sex?
god i love women
abysmal taste
>Rhys Mathieson Is this achievable natty?
>>140309370it's the smug "i'm so much better than you" zoomong face, he'll be a great player to watch over the years if he gets away with doping that is
>>140312519and people wonder why white people choose asian girls or in some cases ebony beauties
Poof cunts
>>140313103dont call me a poof cunt please, its insensitive
go to bed darce, big game tomorrow
>>140313204Calling you nic daico instead
>>140297946New thread when
