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You wouldn't fuck an alien
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>>11483644
Is that a challenge? Are those dubs?
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I'm an alien and I fuck myself on a regular basis
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i'm an alien but too stressed to be horny
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>>11483644
I'd chain her to my belt... she would learn to love me eventually ^_^

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GO FUCK YOURSELF WOMAN
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woot do you wamt????

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need chilchuck bf
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whats with the ears
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is that one of alvins chipmunk friends
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so this guy is a carpenter, delivery driver, middle manager at the same time?1
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This is me, except im black

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woot do you wamt???
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You to keep it in one thread

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Okska loves to play with her poop!
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BRING TEH EPIK FACE BACK WAT DO U GUYS THINKK
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YESH WE SHOULD BRING BACK EVERY OLD MEME
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>>11483593
thats an epic cosplay
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>>11483469
this is a good face.>>11483469
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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EVERYBOTY HER IS EPIKKK!!11!1!!11!!

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I need to crap

Your fortune: Outlook good

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I will eat this in 5 hours
it will be the first thing I have eaten in 33 hours
the calories I have saved by fasting will be immediately offset by this high calorie folded pizza
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Why didn't you wait 5 hours to order it? It's going to be cold and chewy in 5 hours.
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>>11483687
hes not gonna wait 5 hours hes gonna cheat and eat it very soon
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>>11483687
I have not ordered it yet
that is just an image of what my food will look like
it's not a picture I have taken
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>>11483661
ffuuuck...
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>>11483714
STOP SWEARING IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY THREADS

I want to have sex with this thing

I installed gentoo
What now
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>>11482541
re-roll for lucke

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11477404
defrag your RAM
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>>11477404
overclock your processor
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>>11477404
deguass your monitor
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>>11477404
start downloading pr0nz

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I´m kinda in a streak, all days making shitty threads, explaining why i like a person a lot.
But no more, no i will make me EMO.
Joke, i just want to erase her of my mind. Any advices? If you want me to consume anything i will do it. I am death inside
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>>11483283
i'll keep smoking that shit until i die from it

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11483220
you...unfriended me. ??
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move to other city and find new person to think

or use fent
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>>11483220
this image makes me feel so cold
please post a warmer image...
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Become death outside. Destroy the world. Limit your cheese intake. Did you forget to water your plants? Men DO things in a healing process. Immerse you're self in a project. Build a house. Write a novel. Make a movie. Build a snowman. If you are a lezbean its over. Always look both ways before crossing the street and use you're turn signals when driving.

Too much Radio,
Not enough Head.
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>>11483619
what's so good about radiohead
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>>11483638
Are u serious
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>>11483652
yes

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Drawing thread

Last one was baleetted for some raisin.
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Dang it's DOA.
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>>11482113
OP4, if you're here, I messaged you in the other thread, but the thread got deleted. I had drawn you another pic: https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11468371/#11481322
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lmao bury kool thx
Alright the png is there
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Its Saturday.

Going to fuck my gf do you guys need anything?

Your fortune: Outlook good
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sanitary pads and some ibuprofen

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Nobue Nee-chan has HAD ENOUGH of Miu's bullshit!!
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>>11483042
can you draw one without the blood and stuff?
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>>11483172
Nobue would be fun to draw we will see
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hote

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11482956
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
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>>11483653
It's what she gets.


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