You wouldn't fuck an alien
>>11483644Is that a challenge? Are those dubs?
I'm an alien and I fuck myself on a regular basis
i'm an alien but too stressed to be horny
>>11483644I'd chain her to my belt... she would learn to love me eventually ^_^
GO FUCK YOURSELF WOMAN
woot do you wamt????
need chilchuck bf
whats with the ears
is that one of alvins chipmunk friends
so this guy is a carpenter, delivery driver, middle manager at the same time?1
This is me, except im black
woot do you wamt???
You to keep it in one thread
Okska loves to play with her poop!
BRING TEH EPIK FACE BACK WAT DO U GUYS THINKK
YESH WE SHOULD BRING BACK EVERY OLD MEME
>>11483593thats an epic cosplay
>>11483469this is a good face.>>11483469
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
EVERYBOTY HER IS EPIKKK!!11!1!!11!!
I need to crapYour fortune: Outlook good
I will eat this in 5 hoursit will be the first thing I have eaten in 33 hoursthe calories I have saved by fasting will be immediately offset by this high calorie folded pizza
Why didn't you wait 5 hours to order it? It's going to be cold and chewy in 5 hours.
>>11483687hes not gonna wait 5 hours hes gonna cheat and eat it very soon
>>11483687I have not ordered it yetthat is just an image of what my food will look likeit's not a picture I have taken
>>11483661ffuuuck...
>>11483714STOP SWEARING IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY THREADS
I want to have sex with this thing
I installed gentooWhat now
>>11482541re-roll for luckeYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11477404defrag your RAM
>>11477404overclock your processor
>>11477404deguass your monitor
>>11477404start downloading pr0nz
I´m kinda in a streak, all days making shitty threads, explaining why i like a person a lot. But no more, no i will make me EMO.Joke, i just want to erase her of my mind. Any advices? If you want me to consume anything i will do it. I am death inside
>>11483283i'll keep smoking that shit until i die from itYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11483220you...unfriended me. ??
move to other city and find new person to thinkor use fent
>>11483220this image makes me feel so coldplease post a warmer image...
Become death outside. Destroy the world. Limit your cheese intake. Did you forget to water your plants? Men DO things in a healing process. Immerse you're self in a project. Build a house. Write a novel. Make a movie. Build a snowman. If you are a lezbean its over. Always look both ways before crossing the street and use you're turn signals when driving.
Too much Radio,Not enough Head.
>>11483619what's so good about radiohead
>>11483638Are u serious
>>11483652yes
Drawing threadLast one was baleetted for some raisin.
Dang it's DOA.
>>11482113OP4, if you're here, I messaged you in the other thread, but the thread got deleted. I had drawn you another pic: https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11468371/#11481322
>>11483330lmao bury kool thx Alright the png is there
Its Saturday.
Going to fuck my gf do you guys need anything?Your fortune: Outlook good
sanitary pads and some ibuprofen
Nobue Nee-chan has HAD ENOUGH of Miu's bullshit!!
>>11483042can you draw one without the blood and stuff?
>>11483172Nobue would be fun to draw we will see
hoteYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11482956HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>11483653It's what she gets.