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>Puts most men in suicide watch
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>>77431685
This is so cute. I'll never have this.
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Dude has a nice house, drives a BMW and has a loving gf, good for him
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>>77431685
Switch genders and literally me to my breadwinner wife
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>>77431685
So fucking pathetic
I would never want a gf like this
Is this some pedo shit or something?
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>>77431750
>drives a BMW
Well, that just indicates that he's a total dickhead. It makes sense that he has a loving gf.
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>>77431779
If this behavior is pedophilic then the word pedophile is completely useless.
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>>77431779
>pedo shit
Explain what you understand the word "pedo" to mean, and then explain in what way it applies to the video.
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>>77431814
not that guy but i'm assuming it's because she's acting like a child?
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>>77431685
>>Puts most men in suicide watch
why would it? He's obviously working hard considering the double garage and a girl able to stay at home for him. I guess he was just lucky to get the appreciative girl.
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>>77431827
>she's acting like a child
And why do you think that's the case?
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>>77431742
>says who?
>me
>can you see the future?
>n-no...
stop self sabotaging
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>>77431779
>sees a woman being happy.
>has to cope w it being a pedophilia because women only ever act aggressive and cold to him.
sad. many such cases.
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>>77431849
At this point I'm just being realistic. I cannot live my life with the expectation that this is in the cards for me, or I will most likely end up extremely disappointed and bitter.
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>>77431685
xd I thought it was different guys first. Why would this put me on a suicide watch?
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>>77431844
idk guy must have a little girl fetish
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>>77431779
i thought that it's his mom
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>>77431831
>>77431963
Dont you feel a little sad that you will never have a girl that loves you as much as this? To wait for you to arrive from work? Jumping in excitement to see you?
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>>77431969
youre just trying to find ways to cope with the fact that youll never have this
very very sad
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>>77431685
Actually, this looks more like it'll make the feminist collective seethe as they call the girl in the video a "pick me"
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>>77431685
White dudes get this on a daily basis and still cheat on her the minute she turns 42 kek
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>>77432052
Putting yourself in a miserable state by watching something that potentially depresses you is just stupid.

Why would I be sad I don't have a gf like that? I don't even think about it. Waste of time to dwell on something that doesn't affect me.
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>>77431779
First thing that came to mind reading this was the fox and the grapes
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>>77432052
I have accepted such a fact. Nobody will ever be happy to see me
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I think it's really hot that she looks like a child compared to him (and acts like it with her little hops). I wish I was like 6'2 dating a 5'1 girl or something.
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>>77431788
It is. Women are using it to get more and more power. Expect age of consent to keep drifting upwards and for it to be enforced only when the guy is older.
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>>77431844
Westerners let their women act like children and think it's normal lol. I bet in your culture it's socially acceptable for women to cry (over anything) without looking like adult babies, too.
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>>77432052
Speak for yourself inkwell
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>>77431685
incredibly cute. But is she mentally retarded?
>>77431784
Kek. Thanks for reminding me to drive mine to a car wash today.
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>>77432415
>>77432492
>>77432556
Holy coping and seething. Accept it, you people are sad because you will never something like this. It ok to feel sad and envy sometimes.
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>>77432585
>But is she mentally retarded?
What about her is mentally retarded? Is loving someone a mental disease now?
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>>77431827
you need to get out of the house more, anon.
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>>77432596
It looks very strange when she is jumping. Almost childish. Its cute but also a bit offputting for an adult like her.
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>>77432623
JFC, haven't you ever seen a woman excited to see her man? EVER?!
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>>77432591
I am sad but there is no point in engaging it. As I get older I will hopefully care less.
I have accepted such a fact.
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>>77432623
>IS SHE JUMPING IN EXCITEMENT AND HAPPINESS??? THATS ACTING CHILDISH, SHE MUST BE RETARDED.
I feel like you people are unironically emotionally and socially dead.
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>>77432662
Ok, good for you then.
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>>77432685
It is. Those kind of mannerisms annoy me. It is why I no longer enjoy talking to women. I have grown out of tolerating that kind of shit
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>>77432628
>>77432685
If you two say so
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>>77432696
>>77432696
I agree anon. It might be different because I'm a literal faggot but I cannot stand how childish women act. Like not just being kinda cutesy and stuff, but flinging their arms around and acting and talking like babies. It's bizarre.
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>>77431788
>>77431814
>>77431858
>>77432005
>>77432470
And this lads is how you do farming, my fucking sides
>>77432696
Unironically this, looks cute but in reality it is irritating as fuck
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>>77432718
Yea fucking exactly, drives me insane, first time I noticed how retarded it is when I was in high school
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>>77432591
holy zoomer speak and projection
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>>77432696
>>77432718
>>77432737
You have no consideration for her feelings. Somebody you love is happy and excited to see you, and instead of instinctively empathizing, you focus purely on your own aesthetic judgement.
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>>77432769
Lmao nigga, she can be a retard and act like a kid with her bf however much she wants, all im saying is that I would never want that
Whatre you a fucking femanon or some shit?
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>>77431685
>tall
>decent looking and well groomed
>owns a house, drives a bmw
Meanwhile she's a bit ugly in the face. You have to mog your woman HARD if you want her to love you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2k44uAyN18
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>>77432753
Zoomer speech that everyone in this site uses
>projection
This is literally the point of this thread, Im projection sadness, anger, coping, envy, suicidal desires to everyone.
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>>77432769
I love nobody and nobody loves me.
Maybe I am broken. I am just waiting to die.
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>>77432806
Yeah, otherwise it's completely obvious to anyone with a double digit iq that the guy looks like a complete fag and the girl is cheating on him while using the camera as an excuse for how much she loves him.
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>>77432844
Source??? If you are just assuming, then you are actually mind broken.
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>>77431685
Fuck them, hope they get robbed.
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>>77432052
>girl
>that loves
Delusional
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>>77432896
Yeah, because someone waiting for you in front door everyday to give you a hug is definitely not love. If a women never loved you, what do you understand about them?
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She specifically set that camera angle and intentionally recorded it.
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>>77431849
who are you then, o great fag on 4chan
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>>77431969
Foids choose taller men, thats just the norm
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>>77432806
>Cope, cope, seethe, cope
FTFY
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>>77431751
Yaaay! Good for you, anon.

I wish I had that.
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>>77432529
>in my third world shithole we treat woman like second class citizens
yes pajeet very good
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>>77432861
>erm where is the peer reviewed study
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Most of you would rather give up and cry than just sign up to a dating app
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>>77432806
the guy is ugly too they r looksmatched
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>>77433354
I signed up to a dating app. 0 matches.
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>>77433434
Respect to you anon, keep trying and don't give up
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>>77431685
he would publish this knowing it would inspire envy. people who flaunt their blessings should be stripped of them. they should know pain.
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>>77431685
he looks like he's 6'4 and she looks like she's 5'4 or lower. The height and jbw pill strikes once again
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>>77433354
You are offering incorrect solutions and saying that it is better than nothing
This is like saying during the first world war "Most of you would rather give up and cry rather than go over the top", because that's all you can think of, even as they get slaughtered and nothing is accomplished
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>>77431685
YEEEEP
If I don't fix my mindset and mental soon I am going to fucking snap.
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>>77432861
And you're a delusional normie fg who thinks any of this is normal adult behavior
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>>77431685
This kind of lovey dovey shit is not my thing. It's like having dessert for every meal, and no I'm not coping
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Bitch's parents never paid her enough attention.
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>>77431685
This is mundane to Chad and criminals
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>>77431685
Seems like it was staged for a video, way too dramatic and why bother uploading?
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>>77433452
Trueee. There is no justice in this world. I dont know how christfags can cope with this. Chad wins, boasts about it to everyone, and everything works for him in the end. Pride wins over humility.
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>>77433786
This. If you were a wife beating felon with no job an alcohol addiction and a few child rape charges a dozen women would fight each other to do this for you.
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>>77432963
Only men can feel genuine love because only they had the evolutionary pressure to develop those feelings. Women can only pretend.
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>>77433584
We got a big adult ova here. Women cant jump in happiness or feel love because its not an adult thing, the 4chan incel says. And I tell you: who da fuq are you to judge what isnt an adult thing and what is? The guy works his ass off, she stays in the house doing women's duty and giving love to her man, they are probably the trad couple that people here ideate so much about
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>>77431868
You're already bitter and disappointed, and you did it to yourself by self sabotaging, turning the word 'realistic' into a synonym of 'failure'.

>>77432983
If you have to ask...
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>>77433910
Thats not how christfags cope tho.
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>>77433916
They are pretty good at pretending honestly.
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>>77431779
>So fucking pathetic
>I would never want a gf like this
Agreed for the most part but.. look at that ass bounce at 0:12, god damn. I wonder who the other person standing there is though, just noticed that. Seems a little extra weird to act that way in front of someone, eh?

>>77432052
>Dont you feel a little sad that you will never have a girl that loves you as much as this? To wait for you to arrive from work? Jumping in excitement to see you?
Fuck no, bitch ought to be just getting home from work too

>>77432407
>White dudes get this on a daily basis
Hahahahaha

>>77432529
>I bet in your culture it's socially acceptable for women to cry (over anything) without looking like adult babies, too.
This is true. Not only that, but we take anything that women cry over to be very serious instead of realizing that they're just crying like retard babies and they don't actually even care that much about whatever it is
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i do this with my boyfriend

i cant wait to see my boyfriend
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>>77434010
Shut up poojet
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>>77434285
Larping has its limits
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>>77433968
Why the fuck did the post I answered to got deleted?
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>>77431685
The higher you rise, the higher you fall. So when her bpd flips...
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>>77435694
You people are unreasonable as fuck lol, cant see someone happy
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I have a girl like this, and I hope to God I don't blow it. I need to find an excellent job so I can take care of her and raise a family with her.
They're out there, but they have to have been raised right. They're almost definitely going to be religious. They also will probably be very insecure or prone to depression, because the world no longer gives them any positive feedback and they're unsure they can find the man they want.
Basically, I spent 5 years on dating apps trying desperately to find this girl, and then I finally did. There's like a 1% chance of that working, and somehow, it's even harder to do it irl.
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>>77433476
Kek, now post the male version for even bigger seethe.
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>>77435741
That bitch was jumping like a monkey at the sight of her man. I haven't jumped in years. She was literally waiting on the porch step for him to return. Like a puppy. She reminds me of boogie's girlfriend. She's manic.
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>>77435759
Same boat. She doesn't have friends too, right? Mine only has 1 and they're not even close.
>They also will probably be very insecure or prone to depression
so accurate it's not even funny. Lovebomb away!
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>>77435759
Try it. Do it. You are going to regret not having tried. Make it work.
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>>77435819
>Like a puppy
Isn't that a good thing tho?
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>>77435885
NTA, but it's so cute it made my heart melt
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>>77435885
Yo, this nigga likes dogs.
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>>77436031
Fr, my nigga? Imma pull da thong outta my bussy and check.
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>>77436060
>queer has dog dildo up butt
I'm basically translating what you just said.
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>>77436074
Ayo mans hate no playa, hate da game
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>>77436086
I don't know what this game is, but I don't think you're winning it.
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My bf cant pick me up like that because im too fat
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I love media like these that just makes me feel so despondently lonely
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>>77436150
Nudge him into lifting and reap the benefits, or try the obvious alternative.
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>>77431685
seeing it online doesnt make me feel anything, but seeing it in person makes me feel like i'm about to throw up. never had that reaction to anything else in my life (gore, trauma, scary movies).
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i literally dont care sageru
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>>77436187
Yes, this shit is more likely than not staged af. The worst is when you see people in being in the kind of relationship you want. This video is just cringe desu
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>>77436232
yeah when it's a video, you can assume that it was staged. there's always plausible deniability. you can't do that when women are using their high-pitched puppy voice with their boyfriends right next to you. can't do that when you see the couple next to you blush and giggle as the guy rubs on her ass. you can't do that when you see the women you find attractive act completely entranced when they see a guy above 6 feet. it's fucking over man
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>>77431685
I'm a femanon (not a tranny) and it puts me on suicide watch too knowing I'll never be that petite and have a cute height gap or be able to be picked up by man like that or anything.
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>>77433944
Checked and shut up you delusional bitch. As soon as SHE convinced him to upload that corny shit to any social media it made her a target. While the guy is now busting his ass at work she'll be entertaining any man who calls her a great wife. But you wouldn't know anything about that
>>77435741
The fact you found her on a dating app will be a rude awakening one day, I hope it will happen before you decide to have kids.
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>>77435759
Meant to react to this ^
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>>77431685
Wholesome. Good for them
>>77431750
>>77431779
>>77431784
>gf
That's his little sister you pedos
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>>77434285
Dumb doge poster
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>>77431685
I'm super happy for them :D
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Those little jumps lol, women are so cute
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I'm very happy that guy found a girl that loves him. Rare find nowadays.
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>>77437408
I am happy for them and sad for myself because I will never have something like this.
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>>77431779
>wanting a gf makes you a pedo

Lol
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>>77432737
>i-i was t-trolling you
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OH MY GOD! WHY IS SHE NOT SLAVING FOR SHELKELBERG! SHE IS BEING ABUSED! SHE IS HIS PRISONER! I BET HE BEAT HER FOR NOT COOKING HIS MEAL RIGHT AFTER HE CARRIED HER INSIDE! HE PROBABLY RAPED HER TOO
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>>77431685
cute socks to be honest
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The jews took this from us, remember
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>>77438501
I don't even want this anymore. I want to be a guard in the tower overlooking the camps.
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>>77433354
Zero matches, even 2/10 fat ugly trannies don't want me. It's over.
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>>77431685
Oh great another demoralization thread



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