Write his first promo
Tony my son son ...you must xhoos between Pajeeta who was the result of 6 generations of breeding stock and has been trained in the kama sutra, or you can have this pile of cocaine and your wrestling toys...choose wisely, son.
>>14421487HEY JUNGLE BITCH
>>14421498Kek he even looks like the dad of the meme
>>14421487Truth is... it was rigged from the start. BANG.
>cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon>when you spend my money, son, on all your friends>you better get a milly then
>son you have failed me for the last time>LET ME INTRODUCE YOUR REPLACEMENT AS HEAD BOOKER>NO CHANCE
>>14421487>JUNGLE BOY I WILL FACK YOU, I WILL FACK YOU IN ASS BLOODY BITCH I WILL FACKING FACK YOU IN ASS AND BREAK YOUR BACK YOU MURDER MY ASS I MURDER YOUR ASS FACKING FAGGOT
>>14421580>I booked the bucks just the other day>Their flippy shit it drove the fans away>But there's demos to lose, Vidya to play>They said they'd be my friends if I agreed to pay>And they were booking 'fore I knew it>And as they blew it, they said>You're being paid by your dad>And we're being paid by you
>>14421487"FACK!"
>>14421487Hogan I fuck your ass You are gay and faggot
>>14421617based fellow harry chapin lyricchad
cash wheeler or credit? that'll be 4.75 my friendhave a nice day sir
>"Well Mr. Khan you sure must be proud of your son Tony">"YES, indeed I am, Mr. Schiavone AND may I add how great it is to witness the rise of another profitable Wrestling company">"....Profitable?">"I'm sorry?">"Sir you might wanna have a look at this... *hands him AEW's profit margin calculations data*">>14421634
>Comes out to this theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLMDX8OsCF8>Son, I've had enough of you not getting a milly. You promised me a milly and haven't delivered it in years!>So I'm taking all your toys away as punishment, including AEW>You see, I can do that, because the ownership of AEW DOES say Khan... but it says SHAD KHAN>FACKIN