/pw/ - Write his first promo - Professional Wrestling

Anonymous

04/26/24(Fri)06:36:45 No.14421487

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Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)06:36:45 No.14421487 Archived

Write his first promo

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)06:40:39 No.14421498

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)06:40:39 No.14421498

Tony my son son ...you must xhoos between Pajeeta who was the result of 6 generations of breeding stock and has been trained in the kama sutra, or you can have this pile of cocaine and your wrestling toys...choose wisely, son.

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)06:42:34 No.14421504

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)06:42:34 No.14421504

>>14421487
HEY JUNGLE BITCH

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)06:44:38 No.14421514

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)06:44:38 No.14421514

>>14421498
Kek he even looks like the dad of the meme

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)06:56:48 No.14421545

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)06:56:48 No.14421545

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>>14421487
Truth is... it was rigged from the start. BANG.

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)07:03:54 No.14421567

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)07:03:54 No.14421567

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Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)07:07:03 No.14421580

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)07:07:03 No.14421580

>cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon
>when you spend my money, son, on all your friends
>you better get a milly then

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)07:07:16 No.14421582

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)07:07:16 No.14421582

>son you have failed me for the last time
>LET ME INTRODUCE YOUR REPLACEMENT AS HEAD BOOKER
>NO CHANCE

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)07:09:23 No.14421590

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)07:09:23 No.14421590

>>14421487
>JUNGLE BOY I WILL FACK YOU, I WILL FACK YOU IN ASS BLOODY BITCH I WILL FACKING FACK YOU IN ASS AND BREAK YOUR BACK YOU MURDER MY ASS I MURDER YOUR ASS FACKING FAGGOT

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)07:17:36 No.14421617

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)07:17:36 No.14421617

>>14421580
>I booked the bucks just the other day
>Their flippy shit it drove the fans away
>But there's demos to lose, Vidya to play
>They said they'd be my friends if I agreed to pay

>And they were booking 'fore I knew it
>And as they blew it, they said
>You're being paid by your dad
>And we're being paid by you

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)07:21:45 No.14421634

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)07:21:45 No.14421634

>>14421487
"FACK!"

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)07:29:33 No.14421675

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)07:29:33 No.14421675

>>14421487
Hogan I fuck your ass
You are gay and faggot

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)07:31:02 No.14421681

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)07:31:02 No.14421681

>>14421617
based fellow harry chapin lyricchad

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)07:39:41 No.14421733

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)07:39:41 No.14421733

cash wheeler or credit? that'll be 4.75 my friend
have a nice day sir

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)10:37:11 No.14422749

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)10:37:11 No.14422749

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>"Well Mr. Khan you sure must be proud of your son Tony"
>"YES, indeed I am, Mr. Schiavone AND may I add how great it is to witness the rise of another profitable Wrestling company"
>"....Profitable?"
>"I'm sorry?"
>"Sir you might wanna have a look at this... *hands him AEW's profit margin calculations data*"
>>14421634

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)11:32:04 No.14423206

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)11:32:04 No.14423206

>Comes out to this theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLMDX8OsCF8
>Son, I've had enough of you not getting a milly. You promised me a milly and haven't delivered it in years!
>So I'm taking all your toys away as punishment, including AEW
>You see, I can do that, because the ownership of AEW DOES say Khan... but it says SHAD KHAN
>FACKIN