>>121820983
Monetarily? All the money in the world couldn't buy her. If you're talking about wealth of the soul, you're clearly lacking.

>>121820983
pretty sure your average saudi prince could pull it off

>>121821092
simp

>>121820983
Fucking hate indie rock.

>>121821140
you should kys

>>121821140
You're the type of person who has to rain on everyone's parade. Let me guess, you like "The Fall" or something so you're pretending to be better than Indie rock mainstays for the exclusive purpose of ruining the genre?

>>121821323
I like raw fucking Estonian vampiric metal go listen to your whiny trust fund crap I’m so pissed if I’m going to have sex with my girlfriend so I’m not pissed

Would she be willing to abandon heterosexuality to become Taylor Swift's lesbian love concubine?

It's be really hot, and take Alvvays to the next level of fame.

>>121821353
You are the most insufferable person ever. Go ruin music somewhere else.

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See how it gooooes
See how it groooows

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>>121820983
that soi guitarist in her band gets to fuck her every night

>>121821386
that dude is 100% a gay guy

>>121820983
it's weird how there are zero lewd photos of her despite her being famous for more than ten years
like she never wears a bikini? wtf

>>121821895
Not everyone has to get naked for you, anon.

>>121821908
see >>121821117

>>121821933
>Point out that woman isn't a whore
>le simp!
You are never going to get laid

>>121821987
i'm literally married

>>121821895
>famous

>>121822026
Then why do you care about seeing nudes of random singers? Seriously, see a doctor.

>>121822095
Because it's hot to see famous, sexy women naked?

>>121822146
>unga bunga muh dick

>>121822146
I take it your wife isn't much of a looker?

>>121821895
she used to wear really cute skirts and shorts on stage but i think she got weirded out by creepy dudes. now she only wears baggy or shapeless clothing.

i'm sure she goes to the beach but probably wears a one piece and it's not like paparazzi are going nuts to get photos of Alvvays

I saw her live the other night and she blew me away. Flawless vocals. She barely talks during the entire show but when she does she's fucking adorable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw would she dance in babushka hatka wif me to national anthemski?

>>121823451
loved watching her dance on nardwuar

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MYT4b1inNWc

>>121822095
>a simp's understanding of what it's like to be married
grim

>>121823014
>she used to wear really cute skirts and shorts on stage but i think she got weirded out by creepy dudes
well i've never seen a single upskirt of her so those dudes can't have been that creepy

>>121822230
>oh boy if only i was married to a pretty girl i'd never ever look at another woman ever again ever!!!!1 oh boy oh boy
kek

>>121820983
I'm 10K in debt and I could pull that hoe.

>>121826097
how?

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>>121825631
>looking at another woman = actively begging for pictures of a woman in a bikini on the Internet

>>121827079
>actively begging for pictures of a woman in a bikini on the Internet
when you have to make shit up to feel like you're winning, doesn't that clue your retard brain in on the fact that you're maybe not actually winning?

>>121827183
already buddy we get it you married a whale. you can stop bumping the thread now.

>>121821895
>there are zero lewd photos of her
You are looking at one

>>121827321
you've never touched a vagina

>>121827457
time to let goo
o whoa o whoaa ooo
:)

>>121827491
fucking moron

>>121823519
Extremely based

>>121821895
>NOO every woman has to get naked for my coomer fantasies

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Never forget.

>>121829820
perhaps his name was archie

>>121821895
>famous

>>121829758
not what i said, esl

>>121829820
This guy makes me seethe every time. What the fuck was he thinking? She’s literally singing a song

>>121820983
no one knows who she is, so you coul djust aske her

>>121830101
>no one knows who she is
maybe at your retirement home, grandpa

>>121830101
She literally made the consensus AOTY in 2022 mongoloid.

>>121830144
where's that one anon who thinks they're le obscure underground band who are hated on /mu/ and he's le brave nonconformist for liking them

>>121829820
what's going on here?

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>>121831886
guy in the crowd jumps up on stage during a song and tries to kiss molly

>>121832072
>stops playing just because of a little kiss
not very professional molly

>>121832072
important to note that molly is so cute that even her would be sexual assaulters are 6'4 chads

>>121832107
Someone like him is considered a sub 4 male in Europe. Sorry youre from an ugly continent

>>121832096
disrespectful to penises too. without which she simply doesn't exist let alone tease.

>>121832200
lol you're wrong

>>121832072
this moment immediately exposes their fake quirkiness i love it.

>>121832471
>their fake quirkiness
you don't know anything about alvvays, clearly

>>121832499
ohhhh she's a jew. ok it all makes sense now.

>>121829820
This really is top tier cringe. Her reaction face is perfection too.

>>121832499
>she doesn't look her best immediately after being sexually assaulted on stage lmfao
why are incels like this

>>121832564
why do women think a funny meme screenshot reaction image is an attack on their entire gender?

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>>121821092
>wealth of the soul

>>121832485
of course not i farted out tunes like their 30 years ago as a joke. they are irrelevant unless you wake up again and it's 2015 and you are gay.
but i do know everything about stage dynamics and am an expert on women's psychology.

>>121820983
Sometimes I think about killing myself because I will never kiss Molly Rankin.

>>121821895
imagination is key.
i have chased Molly around an old abandoned Victorian home i have been building in my lucid dream realm a few times and when i caught up to her and logically entered her with my trusty thrusty throbbing astral weiner (wand) i timelessly savoured the aroma of her pure pink pussy and asshole...so vividly reminding me of a 2003 Spadina gutter in late July.... that i forgave the mishappen tits and backne and general dead fish hip action which i sarcastically yet firmly declared her true 'fender mustang'

>>121833152
>>121832705
are you the guy that ran up on stage?

>>121832072
classic John Mayer

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>>121833152

>>121833500
no haha i actually live on the streets of Toronto and haven't washed myself with soap or changed underwear since around October

>>121832471
you're fucking dumb, how the hell is someone supposed to appropriately react to that? what would make their quirkiness "real" in that moment?

>>121834696
>nooooo muh waifu can't just be a fake personality to sell an image!!

>>121834741
that's what i thought, retard.

>>121832072
one of those clips that never gets old

>>121821373
>go ruin music somewhere else
I think indie rock already has that covered

>>121832072
>>121832072
you can check the archive
literally no one talked about this until last year when i made the webm you posted and spammed it a little and now it's just part of /mu/ lore
you're welcome, everyone