>pedophile >fat>extremely ugly face>didn't shower>homeless>homosexual>racist>authoritarian>misogynist>illiterate Was Socrates the first chud?
im trans btw, idk if its relevant
>>23322136he wasn't fat or illiterate
>>23322136Socrates was racially a brown shudra dwarf, a later development of homo erectus.
For me, it's Pythagoras.
>>23322136This is not a dating site, no need to list your personal traits.
>>23322136Socrates never existed, anon. He was just an argument device used in dialogues.
>>23322136>stone mason
>>23322291Aristophanes wrote a play on him decades before any dialogues came out
I can't believe some guy who never wrote anything down continues to make aretelets seethe 2400 years after he died.
>>23322136What an unimaginably poor take on Socrates.
>>23322212He wasn't homeless or homosexual either. Bisexual, I suppose. He was far from being a misogynist, and he was not a racist in a modern sense of that term. Most of the things on that list are disputable.
>>23322139Read Emile Carriere and stop being a cringe retard that hates everything old.
>homeless>homosexual>racist>authoritarian>misogynist>illiterate
>>23322591Yeah, everyone wrote about him, and he didn't write a single thing. All he did was talk, and all we have are the interpretations of his students - not quotes or even much in the way of assertions - just a self-insert plot for Xenophon and a safe way for Plato to criticize Athenian democracy. Ironically, Aristophanes' Socrates is probably the most realistic.
>>23322249Aryans couldn't handle him. He asked >"But y tho?"And aryanicus Ubermenschenberg starte hyperventilating, screaming, ripping his clothes off, he takes a dagger from its sheath and cuts his own gentials off, eats them and then jumps off a cliff. This repeats itself until every last white person in Athens is dead.Go to AryanTruth.com to learn more.
>>23322136>is offered a chance at escape from execution>"no we have to obey the heckin law"What a fucking loser
>>23324552Death before dishonor is a hard concept for cowards to grasp.
>>23324557Being a bitch and letting his enemies kill him like a rat. But at leat he has his honor LOL
>>23324627socrates did this? lol.
>>23324627A rat will do anything to survive. >give me liberty or give me deathPeople like you would rather submit to tyranny than fight for freedom.
>>23322287made me kek
>>23322136>world class elite twink Alcibiades in his prime offers himself multiple times>reject himNope, not gay.
>>23324643ironic considering socrates chose to just die instead of fighting for his freedom
>>23325690read the dialogues, maybe
>>23322136>pedophileThank for telling us all you never read Plato so we can disregard your post
