3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

>>23317524
Ordering that day's executions and then retiring to a hammock with a book.

>>23317541
did you fix it anon?
you tiresome jew

Wake up next to her
Cook and eat nice breakfast with a pretty girl
Go for a walk holding hands
Play video games with her
Hug her
Fall asleep in her arms

(im a 30 year old virgin)

>>23317546
i thought actually it'd be better without h s thompsons name in it

>>23317578
well, he did too so there's that

>>23317582
eh?

>>23317524
9:00 - Wake up surprised I'm still alive
10:00 - Make a cup of tea and maybe have a crumpet
11:00-13:00 - Read
14:00 - Make lunch and have a coffee
15:00-17:00 - Read
18:00-20:00 - Dinner and a bevvy
21:00-22:00 Existential dread
23:00 - Pray the rosary in the hope that it might improve my odds if I die while I sleep
00:00 - Sleep
Repeat

This has more or less been every day since February. I am a freelancer and am currently out of work before things pick up in the summer.

>>23317541
This shit is so funny. I can't believe people thought this was real

>>23317647
when i was 16 and read it i thought it was real. now that i do drugs from time to time i see the joke

>>23317657
I don’t get it

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9am - wake
9am-11am - read
11am - coffee and fruit
11pm-12am read or relax on pc
12am-2pm - walk
2pm - lunch
2pm-5:30pm - lounge in garden or read
5:30pm - dinner
5:30pm-7pm - relax on pc
7pm-9pm - walk or home gym
9-11pm - read or relax on pc
11pm - sleep

Reading/PC may be substituted for writing poetry or drawing, if I’m in the mood.

>>23317712
>11am - coffee and fruit
>11pm-12am read or relax on pc
caffeine and sugar yeah i'm sure you can relax after that one

Read for two hours after waking up. Then read for two more hours at night before going to sleep.

>>23317731
Sugar reduces stress. You’re unaware of this, because you sit on your phone or pc all day, instead of moving your body. If you walked for multiple hours each day, you’d inevitably develop an understanding of how your body reacts to food and exercise.

>>23317777
that's why when children have sugar they're crazy & can’t listen in school etc
you need a lot of minerals to metabolise sugar

poor gambit, for my job i walk about 10 hours & i definitely know more about diet

>>23317524
Wake up emperor of the world,proceed to govern the world,go to sleep emperor of the world

Reading and writing from sun up to sun down. Pretty simple.

8:00 wake up
8:50 9:00 brekkie
9:00 9:30 walk
9:30 ???? consider my options
???? sleep

>>23317977
>????
giving ptsd

>>23317646
Sounds comfy, anon. But you should mix in exercise and meeting people. That will also help get rid of the dread and will to die.

Can’t decide if I want to be a New England Grouse hunter with an English setter and a Purdey shotgun
when I grow up or live on some Greek island where I can read on the beach and drink Assyrtiko til my liver deteriorates

I don't even know. I can't figure out how to fill the hours of the day as it is. I'm so bored.

>>23317993
Why not both?

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05:30 wake without alarm
06:00 ice bath
06:30 breakfast
07:00 feed guard dogs and anti-drone crows, cats, chickens.
07:30 check trail cam footage from last night
08
08:00 ride bicycle, stationary or actual
10:00 lift weights
11:30-12:30 whenever i finish lifting, lunch, shitposting on 4chan throughout
13:00 read
15:30 dinner
18:00 feed animals
18:30 write yet another transgressive and dangerous novel.

>>23318048
ice baths are bad for you
cardios bad

>>23317524
>idilic
Wake up
morning chess
Sex with harem of women
coffee and brekky
Sex with harem
nap
lunch
Sex with harem
coffee and booky
Sex with harem
booky and suppy
Sex
booky
beddy bye night night

10:00 wake up, eat light breakfast
10:30 shower, shave, get dressed
11:00 coffee if necessary, read until lunch
12:30 lunch
13:00 - 15:00 study, write
15:00 go for a walk
15:45 - 17:30 study, write
18:00 dinner
18:30 read, relax
11:00 - 2:00 write seriously
2:00 sleep

alternatively, entertain guests or go out in the evening instead of writing

>>23318048
Based

>>23317983
why? lol

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>wake up between 8 AM and 10 AM
>breakfast with coffee
>translating for a few hours
>lunch
>reading and researching for a couple hours
>a nice walk to the park with music and reading
>dinner
>hybrid shower (cold-hot-cold)
>drinking and relaxing with friends
>an hour or so alone, watching something or browsing 4chan
>read a bit
>hit the hay between midnight and 2 AM

>>23317524
>wake up
>feel no regrets
>have no pain
>sleep

6:00 wake up have a quick coffee and some bread with viande
6:30 wash my face
6:40 start taking care of my crops and shit around the dream cottage
12:30 wrap stuff and make some lunch
13:00 have lunch, chill with my pets
16:00 finish wrapping my shit have a smoke and another cup of coffe
16:30 take a quick shower
17:00 read, have some wine
20:00 exercise
21:00 have a hot shower
22:00 sleep

on weekends I would go back to town. Maybe some days I would have some friends over. Wouldn't add a partner. None I've met so far have been really into cottage and it shows when I start testing them into stuff that may be uncomfortable for some like taking a bus or going out of town to some rural area. Only one but I missed my shot back then and we were both too different from who we are nowadays.

>>23317646
where's the jerk off session

>>23317524
>idilic
Is no one on a literature board really gonna point out this middle schooler-tier fuckup?

>>23317708
it's absolutely ridiculous. the amount of cocaine he takes in a day, combined with grass, and the maount of alcohol he's having, that alone should tip you off.
cocaine isn't that hardcore, at least for ADHD people. but smoking grass twice a day with the coke and the crazy amount of alcohol. and the fucking LSD. LSD lasts for 8-12 hrs and the effects aren't mild or really desirable to be combined with other drugs.
this would be the craziest saturday spent partying for someone really experienced, not chilling with some drugs at home trying to write. and even then it wouldn't be a weekly thing. I don't know anyone able to function who does this many drugs. the alcohol especially. this is like half a bottle of whiskey, a couple beers, a bottle of champagne, a couple shots... I can do stuff like mescaline or LSD or smoke grass and have a good time and function. I wouldn't do coke but I can believe it that this amount is possible. but to just combine it all in this timespan. you would be stressed out to get it all done. he would be drunk and high and coked out of his mind 24/7 if this was his actual routine.

>>23317524
>9:30am - wake up
>9:45am - get up, listen to history lecture/podcast as I cook and eat breakfast
>10:30am - work on music
>11:30am - daily Latin readings
>12:30pm - work out, shower
>1:00pm - walk someplace and get lunch with gf
>2:30pm - free time, watch a dumb youtube video or two
>3:00pm - work more on music/other creative hobbies
>5:00pm - read for pleasure
>6:00pm - dinner with gf
>7:00pm - movie/games with gf. Just hanging out if it was a long day. Call friends, family.
>11:00pm - in bed, reading
>12:00am - lights out
Laid out, I really am lucky for the days that are close to this. Obviously it's never going to be my normal daily routine but I can get pretty damn near to it some days. Good thread OP.

>6:50am wake up, try to record dream, shower, get dressed
>7:45am work
>4pm get home fat ass nap usually
>5pm go for walk or gym
>6:30-7pm get home and hopefully read or talk to people or do something creative during this time but i end up on the computer doing nothing a lot of the time
>9 or 10pm write journal of events that happened that day
>11pm if i was doing something im usually done with it by this point and im laying in bed listening to music
>12am sleep

>>23318432
1. Find a spot, the sanctity of which has been divinely revealed by the falling of a thunder bolt, the decision of a wandering cow to lie down, or some oracular direction.
2. Make it the centre of your universe. You divide this spot from the surrounding chaos by the constructive act of measuring out a precinct in accordance with astronomical observation.
3. Build a temple to the god who chose it for you. The temple is designed as a symbolic meeting place of heaven, earth and the underworld; as well a of the four quarters of the world.

>>23317835
Ignorant poorfaggot

>>23317777
Blood sugar fluctuations also raise cortisol, sugar does reduce cortisol but if you eat too much or processed sugar you will become more stressed.

>>23319048
thanks, great daily routine

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>>23317524
good movie

>>23319634
it sucks

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>>23317524
12 am - wake up, drink coffee
1 am-5 am - listen to music, make two more cups of coffee, smoke my pipe
6 am - make breakfast, listen to music, usually involves two eggs, and a side of grilled cheese or meat of my choice
7 am-10 am - smoke my pipe, pace around the house, listen to music, drink coffee
11 am - make lunch, usually either egg drop noodles or leftovers from dinner
12 pm-3 pm - nap or read books, listen to music
4 pm - dinner time, usually whatever I can find
5 pm - call best bud, John, or talk to him on FaceTime
6 pm-11 pm - nap/sleep, drink coffee or tea, smoke, listen to music

Repeat

On Sundays, I watch mass at 11 am if I can and play vidya and read books, music ends on Saturday evening. Once in awhile I might go out to a concert, I write ideas down in Evernote to compile into pdfs for others to read sporadically, or make tunes on my FL Studio/Audacity programs, once in a rare while I go out with friends to the park or out to eat.

That’s pretty much it.

>wake up at 1
>play a little bit of piano
>get something to eat
>get laid before 4pm

>wake up
>go back to sleep

>>23318432
>>23319150
Are these supposed to be together? They don't really fit together apart from having numbers in them

>>23317541
Living the dream

>>23319667
The Collector? Might watch it later

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>>23317524
7am - wake up, cold shower, gym, breakfast and hygiene
9am to 12pm - studying
12 to 2pm - lunch, clean the house, read
2 to 3pm - learn russian
3 to 4:30pm - studying
4:30 to 5pm - break
5 to 6:30pm - studying
6:30pm - dinner and free time (shitposting on 4chan most of the time)
8pm - bjj
9:30pm - no screens, light candles, journal, meditate
10pm - read
10:30pm - go bed
11pm - sleep

>>23320092
>La Collectionneuse 1967
yeah it's a comfy watch with good summer vibes

>>23320054
I posted the Karma Repair Kit Items 1–4 poem by Richard Brautigan. I assume the other anon wrote the post about the cows by himself inspired by seeing the poem

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>>23317524
9:30/10:30 wake up
10:30 sit on the rocking chair on the porch, looking at my plantation, smoking pipe and drinking iced tea, reading
13:30/14:30 lunch
15:00 watching Kinos in my private kinostation and afternoon tea
18:30 reading, shitposting on 4chan various hobbies
20:30 dinner, followed by more shitposting and wasting time
2:00 crippled by insomnia
5:00 finally falling asleep, destroying my routine

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>>23320302
I know that feel too well

>>23317524
11:00 pm sleep
3:00 am wake up, segs, reading, night prayer, dawn prayer
5:00 sleep
7:00 wake up, walk to cafe, eggs bread and coffee, read
1:00 afternoon prayer
1:10 sleep
3:10 read
5:10 late afternoon prayer
5:20 read
6:30 sunset prayer
7:00 dinner
10:00 read (or segs) and then zzzzzz