So I wrote a 108,000 word novel about an agoraphobic NEET. I wrote it in english though my first tongue is spanish and I've sent excerpts to agencies already but I seriously doubt they'll be open minded enough for it and besides they take a blue moon to respond. If any of you are interested I can post some fragments here or idk lmao
>>23314717I can fix it for whatever you can afford. Don't post anything online; you won't be able to get it published later. https://www.fiverr.com/matthewg42
>>23314717Well anon, looks like it’s your lucky day isn’t it! I happen to be a big time literary agent, and I choose YOU *points at anon* hehe, Anyway send over a copy of the old draft or whatever and I’ll see what I can do about that million bucks I owe ya! For being such a damn fine artist
>>23314717If you post some of it, I would read it. Perhaps your confidence in the work will be bolstered by positive feedback.
>>23314717I don't know if the naive english would sell it better but I'd have to read an excerpt. You're an outsider artist so I favor how you chose to present it.
>>23314717Here, use my pen kiddo, heheCHRIST gently with the nib you ape, I mean uhh just… *tugs collar* Anyway *sips cognac* you know that’s damn fine whisky you’re drinking? What’s that? Oh no don’t fret over those pesky little details! Trust me, I've got your best interests at heart. Just sign there and let's get this show on the road…
>>23314717Royalties? Oh, my dear author, why bother your pretty little head with such trivial matters?" *smirks with a touch of malice* "After all, you entrusted me with your career, didn't you? Trust me, I've got everything under control. Your success is my success, and I'll make sure you're well taken care of. Now, let's not dwell on the details, shall we? Just keep writing those bestsellers, and leave the rest to me.
>>23314779Stephen King shit.
