Post the book with the longest word count you've read
Don Quixote
Probably Count of Monte Cristo or Lord of the Rings.
>>23310665>Lord of the RingsOh yeah Lord of the rings might be mine then forgot it's kinda one book
>>23310647Should probably be the answer of most people here if they're well-read in any capacity. If not, no wonder this place sucks for classics discussion.
>>23310678I thought the thread is about fictional books.
>>23310709>>23310678Christcels get uppity in every thread now
I WILL read Summa Theologica some day (1.8 million words) and will be undefeatable.
>>23310678Is that le heccin' bible? Oh my stars, I'm a based trad catholic too!
>>23310721>I'm a based trad catholic too!You heathen! I am trad orthodox!
>>23310647A Dance with Dragons is longer actually. It's doesn't feel it because nothing happens until the end
>>23310647Reverend Insanity
>>23310647whoa, so many words. so quality, so long
>>23310647
>>23310721>>23310715Not a Christian. I don't think it's all that out there to expect people on a literature board to have read one of the most influential books of all time. How are you guys reading Paradise Lost, then? Or Dante, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Melville, Hawthorne, Emerson, William James, Flaubert, Shakespeare, Donne, Marlowe, Whitman, Goethe, Nietzsche, Cervantes, Blake, Kant, Hegel, etc.? I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't even read Homer, then, if you've haven't any interest in understanding what you read further than what the footnotes can explain.
>>23310753>t. Low IQ and low attention span
>>23310792you guys must make every thread about the Bible because you are sheep who can't think for themselves
>>23310810>no refutationyou lose again
>>23310822>t. Can't read longform books because of his low IQ and attention span
>>23310819>Post the book with the longest word count you've readYou can't even read the OP. Get out of here, you absolute retard.
>>23310831>Should probably be the answer of most peopleAgain, you guys must make every thread about the Bible because you are sheep who can't think for themselves
>>23310647Dune
>>23310829>thread is about word count, as if it means anything or somehow important>u dont care about wurdcount? low IQI hate to bear the bad news but reading bigger books dont make you smarter
>>23310839Yes, I stand by that. Would you have been happier if I had said On The Origin of Species instead? It's definitely up there with the longest I've read, counting the essays my copy came with. You fucking donkey idiot, you probably haven't even read that, either.
Probably Book of the New Sun if you consider it a single book.
>>23310678Same. >if they're well-read in any capacityThis is true and will cause much seethe.
>>23310878>Yes, I stand by thatI'm sure you do because you guys must make every thread about the Bible because you are sheep who can't think for themselves
>>23310862>He doesn't refute that he's unable to read long books because of his low IQ and attention span Because I hit the nail on the head
>>23311051you suck at trolling
>>23311104>Everyone who calls me out for being retarded is a trollNo you just got bitched out
>>23311112>ignores argument>repeats IQ insult>I win!sure thing buddy
>>23311158nta, but there it is. the jaks are out. reminder that /qa/ lost.
Don't mind me, just mogging everyone in this thread
>>23311158>SoijacksYeah you lost child
>>23311181RuneScape mogs planescape
>>23311186aww did the mean picture hurt your feelings? lol triggered and defeated
>>23310792>everyone into reading has to read the same authors because...they just do okay?!
>>23310678The Bible is 73 books, not one book.
>>23311836I am... defeated.
>>23311158NTA but you lost. That's really sad considering your argument was easy to make.
>>23311855NTA but you never had a chance just goo goo baby tantrums. sucks to suck
>>23310757Was it worth it?
Would you consider web novels as singular books? The "books" are essentially just bigger chapters in terms of story continuation. If so, I think Desolate Era takes the cake.
>>23312165NTA but you GOO GOOOOO POOOO mamamamaama POOOOOOOOOOOO VAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>23310647To Green Angel Tower. That book is divided into two parts and each part is thick as fuck
>>23311952>>23315322Based Tad enjoyers
Napoleon: A Life by Andrew Roberts. Some 900 pages.
War and Pea.... honk shu mimimimimimi
>>23310678End to end? Man I'm like 30% through. It's tough
>>23311027you have been dilating a lot recently. is it because you got btfo every time you try to be uppity atheistcuck?
>>23315417Absolutely wonderful book. If I remember well, a lot of the last 100 or so pages are images and shit and the book ends somewhere shy of 800, but the formatting could have been different as I read it on an ereader
>>23315776Yeah, it can be. As long as you read at least a chapter or two a day you'll finish it before you know it. It's not all a slog, though; there are some great books in it. Here's a tip: don't try to read Psalms from beginning to end like the other books. Read one a day along with whatever else you read.
>>23316253Correct, it’s a high 800 pages in actuality. Roberts gets teased in one of his debates about it being 900 pages though lol. Despite the length I know I’ll read it again.
>>23315776ye, it's kinda shitjew schizo nonsense loses it's lustre pretty quick
>>23317639you know your kind will hang on the day of rope right troon atheistcuck?
>>23310647I won’t be responding to seethe
>>23316224>dilating4chan good speak. Grow up child
>Low t christfags when every thread isn't a bible circle jerk
>>23317744you are on 4chan dilator.>>23317749same applies to you predditor
>>23311158>>23312165>>23311213Why are religious anons always so childish?
>>23317914it was not religious anons who started attacking unprovoked.Atheist cries out in pain as he strikes you.
>>23317914Christfags got kicked out of other boards so the ones that are here are the most unrelenting about derailing threads
>>23310647I don't enjoy longer books. I like Moby Dick but only read it because of /lit/
>>23317933we control all blue boards faggot.
>>23311952>>23315322>>23315327Is it really good? How does it compare to ASOIAF?
>>23318011it's structure is similar to ASOIAF but with shittier characters also written by a cuck who is even more progressive version of GRRM
>>23318011It's very good. To Green Angel Tower is book three in the trilogy, so don't start with that one. Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn was the inspiration for a lot of modern fantasy. Obviously, taste is subjective, and many people say that it's slow, particularly the first half of The Dragonbone Chair, but it is worth reading, even if just to see what the fuss is about. Personally, the only fantasy series I would say is better is Lord of the Rings.
>>23310647514,827 words and it definitely could've been shorter, yet still managed to have a rushed ending.
>>23310678>>23310764>>23310945>>23310862>>23311158The Bible is multiple books by different authors written at different times my low IQ friends
>>23311158Damn dude you really got him by posting wojaks!!! Heckin based
>>23310647the divine comedy
>>23320107>t. Christie, the crazy conspiracy theorist at your mom's bible study group who always finds ways to tie the Tartarian Empire and mud floods into ancient jewish myths
>>23320687The third act lost me
>>23320687Environmentalist liberal garbage
>>23310721Objectively the most important book ever written, regardless of whether you’re a Christian or not. You can’t call yourself well-read if you haven’t read the Bible.
>>23310647https://www.novelupdates.com/series/reverend-insanity/expected reading time: 300+ hours
>>23310721>>23321162It's mogged by 100 years of solitude anyway
>>23321393not even close paco
CasanovaI long to read him again
1.5 million words. read it twice
>>23310647Pic related, which is around 1400 pages. If I ever read In Search of Lost Time or the Mahabharata, both of which are in the 4000 page count range, then I will have reached peak bragging rights and there will be nowhere to go from there.
>>23311242That wasn't the argument, faggot. Sub IQ mongrels need to stop posting forever
>>23318011You can definitely see the influence it had on ASOIAF. It's surprisingly dark and violent at times without it being straight up grimdark.Very comfy and Tad does the build up to the climax very well. It's personally one of my favorites, right up there with LOTR and I always shill it. It's more inspired by Arthurian stories than it is a copy and paste of Tolkien. Hope you enjoy
