We were at the expat supermarket. I was a local. You would never look at me. But I knew you in an instant -- you at >6ft with your Schiaparelli pink mullet, floral trim woman jorts, and curious Chad-esque leg development despite complete upper body lankiness.Are you gynephilic or androphilic? I will accommodate best I can.What I wouldn't do to leave a trail of kisses in your beard.If you ever want to connect, I'm the one making prolonged eye contact with you while everyone is looking away politely.