Are you on the side of heaven or the side of hell, /jp/?
>>46754076neither
>>46754076Both, if I get them as my advisors like so!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8sfa_KKpFY
I'm definitely going to hell so I guess I pick that one.
>>46754076The only heaven I believe in is the one we make ourselves
>>46754076My hyperweapon will pirece beyond both.
>>46754076Heaven because I want to fuck Tenshi
>>46754076Double buttjob from Tenko-chan and Heca-tan.
>>46754076Heaven value perfection, Hell value freedomI choose the latter
>>46756365But their asses are so flat!
>>46754076Hecatia can sit on my face, and Tenko can ride cowgirlThis is the scientifically correct answer.
>>46758553correct but the other way aroundI need that bratty celestial to sit on my face
>>46754076celestials got a good ass
>>46754076There is only one choice for humanity. There always has been, there always will be.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0knQOH3J0j0
>>46754076
>>46754076Hecatia deserves headpats for being a cutie patootie and Tenshi deserves rape correction for being a shitty brat. So.I guess this makes me team Hell.
My wife works for hell!
>>46754076False dichotomy, I choose the netherworld
>>46759842>netherworldA realm for losers who lived their life being completely unimpressive in any sort of wayPathetic
>>46754076iam on the side of the earth
>>46754076Why do you think those are mutually exclusive, anon?Isn't it obvious to all to see that Hecatia's was Chiko's mother all along?
>>46756251Ok But Hecatia Feet
>>46759016Celestial peaches are good for you...
>>46754076I stand with Hecatia
>>46754076Well, Hecatia has bigger tits, so.
>>46768466God knows what I’d do for this view
>>46754076>Left look like a spoiled brat that would demand your worship>Right look like a casual freedom fighter and has planetary level powerI stand for powerful freedom fighters instead of snobbish tyrants
>>46754076No'e
>>46768466Nice
>>46759016Maybe I am on the side of Heaven now
>>46754076Trust me buddy, you couldn't get into heaven even if you tried. Enjoy eternal damnation and torture no matter how hard you try
>>46792861However, Yukari Yakumo has satetedLies.All that comes out of her mouth are lies, thus I ll simple believe that it is an old hell situation on the working
>>46793026Seeing how we not only see the Celestials as slimebags in other materials but also that its been like 10+ years since SWR and not a word of a second Heaven existing... that and the fact that Heaven is literally stated to be infinite in size... i think this is the one time she's being serious.
>>46792861Say, can't you literally just reach heaven by flying above the youkai mountain? It's easy access, but do we know if celestials kick intruders out? Iku also mentioned that there are angels, but they just never got to notice us.
>>46759016>>46765931>>46792726anon the body of celestials is literally harder than steel, your dick could break just from the penetration alone
>>46793285Heaven's pretty easy to access if you're a powerful oni or whatever, but you its not like you can actually stay for too long anyway. If you could Kasen would've just moved their on her own since thats her ultimate goal.
>>46793323Know what else is harder than steel?That's right, my roided titanic tungsten doomchode, that's whatTenko is going to feel like she just took a bullet train to the crotch, and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me!
>>46793182>that and the fact that Heaven is literally stated to be infinite in sizeThat's Hell, dumbass. Heaven is formed from a keystone pulled from the Earth, which happened prior to even the appearance of the Japanese kami, and was an event that wiped out all life on Earth at the time.And even then, Hell's less "infinite" and more "nobody's quite sure how big it is". Basically, all the Otherworlds combined are still smaller than Earth is, if ZUN is to be believed, which is also shown in Hecatia's spheres, where the Earth one is a tad bigger than the Otherworld one (and much bigger than the Moon).
>>46794069The size of the globe have nothing to do with their actual size moron, it's stated that there are an endless number of otherworlds, and Hell has been stated to be bigger than jupiter
>>46794144>it's stated that there are an endless number of otherworlds, and Hell has been stated to be bigger than jupiterNo, they're not. ZUN only claimed that an infinite amount *could* be made, meaning that there isn't some sort of limitation placed by the universe and their creation is thus only limited by the power of the people making them, and also that despite this, Earth is still the bigger place.
Sakuya's knife (which she probably throws at the speed of light) cannot hurt Tenshi, what makes you think you're dick can?
>>46794265that's what >>46793323 said
>>46754076Are celestials divine in nature? They're not gods but they live in heaven so I'm not sure
>>46794265>Probably throws at the speed of light Those things move at like 2mph in game and if they actually moved that fast they’d explode like 10 nukes every time they came into contact with anything. Power level fags are beyond delusional.
Whether she's moving in stopped time or just really fast, it doesn't matter because her knives take a normal throwing speed when they leave her hand. She can throw them really fast, and likely faster than any normal human, but nothing seal on head retarded.
>>46794539Yeah, like in every iteration they aren’t moving fucking light speed. Literally nothing moves at light speed outside the Master Spark and that shit is instant in game.
>>46794753Sakuya either is faster though, be it because she stops time, speeds up her own time or utilizing other space-time shenanigans to do it
>>46754076Heaven
>>46794219>Earth is still the bigger place.Nope, it's infinite. I'd like to see how you rationalize your way out of this.
>>46794753>Literally nothing moves at light speed outside the Master Spark and that shit is instant in game.And here's Marisa using it in picrel and Yorihime blocking it effortlessly after Marisa was banking on it hitting her. I'm honestly shocked you even believe that anything in the setting moves at that speed, given how jp sissy twinks love to downplay it all.
