For whatever reason (just call it an incident) the cart of Touhou have to find legitimate work in the outside world. Assuming everyone can hide non-human features, who excels and who flounders?
>>46689474>cart of TouhouFucking hell, *cast of TouhouAlso, I see Reimu as more or less surviving. She'd prefer to be doing shrine work or lazing, but the steady money might make a nice change than waiting for donations. Marisa I think is too much of a free spirit to really enjoy it
>>46689474Yuugi has already proven herself to have a mind for business, particularly of the resort operation kind. She could probably move into one of the floundering onsen resorts somewhere in Japan and bring back into relevancy.
I guess it depends how much if they keep any of their powers.>>46689491Can see Reimu working but complaining a lot, maybe getting fired every now and then.Marisa would either freelance or maybe even just find a place in the woods to live in and become self sufficient.
>>46689474kaguya is a professional /jp/ postereirin runs a shoddy clinic in the middle of nowhere - some gensokyo conspiracy theorists believe she's responsible for that big plague in hinamizawaand mokou... i dunno maybe she's an assassin? could see her just roaming the world doing whatever, or staying with keine helping with kids in a primary school
>>46689821>i dunno maybe she's an assassinbloody good assassin, as we all know fire is a very inconspicuous weapon and one that does not alert anyone and has no signs of being used "but maybe she wouldn't use fire" the why did you pick THE FIRE girl for an assasin?
Remilia, having wasted the mansions entire fund on Pachinko, would resort to working fast food as a devil, working part-time, and drags the rest of the mansion with her so she's not lonely. Patchoulli would be far too sickly to work any real jobs and ideally would end up finding something involving tedious research or database work if she could meet qualifications. Meiling could have an easy job working security, some places are pretty lax on qualifications too.For other people who'd make it: Kourin would make either the best or worst museum curator. Mamizou likely already had a job on the outside since she lived on Sado prior to TD, her nature would lend itself well to working politics or corporate. Miko would instantly go into politics. Seiga would run an unlicensed clinic in chinese medicine. Seija would instead find illegitimate work in the outside and end up on many watchlists. The Buddhists would still run their temple. Maybe Kogasa could actually find success working in a daycare. The fairies are just plainly not going to make it. They'll go live in the woods and screw around. Yukari would quit pretty quickly and just let Ran support her and Chen (who is functionally a child and cant get a job), with Ran herself working IT or some other demanding office job and climb the corporate ladder. Yuyuko wouldn't have much luck and would need to be supported by Youmu who would struggle compared to Ran.
>>46689491I can see Marisa being a park ranger
>>46691773Meiling could just join the MMA, Patcho would definitely be qualified for just about any engineering job and Kogasa could probably still run a business as a blacksmith on the outside world
>>46691953Meiling could definitely get the big Chinese check from the Chinese government by fighting MMA fighters and making Chinese martial arts look legitimate, like the opposite of what that one guy does.
>>46691966Depending on how old she is, she may not be very okay with the current Chinese government.
>>46692024I don't see her being a fan of the communist era government that destroyed a lot of old culture and tradition but maybe she won't be too sour on the current one that is making an effort to bring that back. I wonder if she would care at all about their other shadier policies though. China has never exactly been a utopia at any point in history after all.
>>46689474A lot of 2hus have jobs that can also be done easily in the outside world.The Eientei crew would probably just do as they do in Gensokyo. That being them either running a pharmaceutical company or a hospital, with Kaguya being the boss, Eirin the second-in-command and the Rabbits as the employees.Keine could just be a Teacher, Aya and Hatate would obviously be Journalists who now also post their articles online, Akyuu could be a writer, Kosuzu a Librarian/Book store owner, Rinnosuke has his store, Satori could be a Detective, Nitori could easily find work as an engineer, Reimu and the other religious figures could simply continou their work as usual with also getting lots of tourists visiting their places etc.The ones who would need to actually find something to do are people like Tenshi, Marisa, Suika etc.
one of the things I liked out of the AI threads was when anons generated 2hus working dead-end jobs
>>46692735Very cute image, but still AI.this is why you have no friends.
>>46689474>legitimate work in the outside world. Assuming everyone can hide non-human features, who excels and who flounders?Ran would think up an OS that makes Linux (and TempleOS) look like they were programmed by brainless monkeys in less than a second. She could make bank off of that alone. She could also get into game development or anything IT related and become the world's foremost computer nerd. Or she could just make the stock market her bitch by processing vast amounts of financial data in real time to make the best investments. As for others, Kaguya could just monopolize the modeling industry by making her "competition" look like deformed angler fish. She'd make huge stacks of cash just by having her face everywhere across the planet. Ironically she isn't the type to enjoy being in the lime light, so I see her just using her powers to make money in creative ways or have unlimited anything so she never has to work. Or she could settle down in the country side or forest and live remotely. Remember that she grew up as a poorfag peasant girl during her time on earth before the moon gave her free money. Now, for one's who could flounder I'd say Okuu. She's an actual retard and could royally screw up anyone who gets too close with her radiation.
>>46689474Reimu would get gunned down by cops after a couple minutes of failing to find a job, that's just how shit of a person she is and bad at jobs/finding a job.
Reimu would make a killing in the casinos and other gambling rings. If she was in Japan, it'd be underground gambling though. She'd make counting cards look like bitch shit
>>46695868Her fantasy seal would make their bullets somehow move cartoonishly around her as she laments how much of a poorfag she is. Then she remembers that she comes from a place well over a century behind Japan so she'll just find a handsome salary man to marry. Being a house wife is a job too!
>>46692705>The Eientei crew would probably just do as they do in Gensokyo. That being them either running a pharmaceutical company or a hospital,The evil pharmaceutical companies would try to kill them for probably bringing things like the cure for cancer, etc.
>>46695925Keyword being "try".
>>46695862Can see Ran making a marvelous OS that also has compatibility with every Windows program from 95 'till now but getting a shit ton of complains because you have to run 1(one) text command to install CHEN (Compatibility Harmonious Emulation Node) which isn't really emulation but she wanted that acronym. Then would probably get intercepted by Micrrosoft in some way and either sell the source code or get pressured either way into working into some other software stuff.>>46695887Knowing how Reimu wont stay low she'll probably get kicked out of almost every gambling ring for wining too much.>>46691472>>46691622>>46695925After several failed murders the companies might try start to hire Mokou to kill them.
>>46692705Suika would have no choice but to go mooch off of Yuugi. Question is if Yuugi would make her put in some work at the onsen or let her just hang out because they're friends. I don't imagine you could get someone like Suika to work the front desk without drinking on the job.
Chen will be a junior idol.
Ran thread?
What was that story about Momiji working at a shitty urban restaurant with Anon?
>>46697942An excuse for an excuse for ayaOn thp.moeAuthor is the laziest one on the site, so updates are one post per year
>>46697920 It's a low key suit thread, though the discussions are also a key feature
>>46698939I see. I don't have many of those because I consider it to be quite masculine. Have fun though.
>>46697702>Then would probably get intercepted by Micrrosoft in some way and either sell the source code or get pressured either way into working into some other software stuffShe can't be pressured or intercepted by any human who's name isn't Reimu. Too smart and powerful. If anything she'd buy out microshaft with fox trickery, shapeshifting and magic.
>>46697920No, kill yourself
>>46702632Don't tempt me troll.
>>46703160Do it, grab your rope and do itYou know you want it
>>46703892I meant I thought you were asking for more Ran. Though I know you really don't because you are a troll. ;p
>>46702632This.
I think a number of them have the skills to succeed but the real barrier for them is getting dropped in a world with no connections and no degrees. Some fields they can still get by regardless, but someone like Eirin would be a god tier doctor but nobody will let her practice because she didn't go to medical school. So either she goes to med school for 7-12 fucking years with money she doesn't have or she sets up in a poor ass slum where nobody will question her. Yuuka could easily be a botanist and do well if she could curb her murderous impulses and sell plants for profit even if it kills the plantYamame could be an architect or structural engineer but faces similar problems as Eirin. Could make handmade textiles, the industrialization would be a cruel reality. Yuugi signs up for MMA but severely damages her sparring partner in one playful jab and gets banned, possible sued I would say Satori could be a detective or a member of a 3 letter agency but CDS shows she's fucking GARBAGE at that job. Okuu could supply a nuclear power plant but nobody will ever believe she could and she'd accidentally create an unparalleled disaster demonstratingBuddhists sign up to be buddhist monks, get rejected because they're womenSeiga does porn but because she wants to not because she has toMiko tries to be an influencer and failsNitori goes into engineeringA good number of them are really pretty and could do modeling but again no connections and I imagine it's a pretty cutthroat industry to just join.
>>46692753Not that anon, but what does having friends have anything to do with what he just said?
>>46708233Eirin can probably be a mob doctor or something. Someone who will take care of whatever injury someone got while committing a crime, no questions asked. With her kind of skill she could probably charge a pretty penny and treat important figures in the criminal underworld too if they are particularly paranoid about going to a hospital. That or do charity work somewhere where she can let her results do the talking for her in place of a degree. I imagine Byakuren wouldn't even bother to join a legitimate monastery and simply try to start a cult based on Buddhist principles. Maybe the same for Miko but with Taoism. It would be easy for both of them to do since they have actual magic to show off and wouldn't have to resort to cheap tricks to make themselves look legit.
>>46708233Eirin's case might not be that bad. 7-12 years is literally nothing to someone who's older than humanity. And it could probably be skipped and rushed through if she demonstrates the depth of her intelligence and knowledge. As for money, she's smart, she'll figure out a way to at least get her foot in the door and let her huge fucking brain pay for itself.Yams has the potential for valuable artisan crafts and will fit right in with cottage industries. There's things like lotus silk which cant be done with industry and automation, only by hand and a lot of skill and patience. Rural construction is also an option and nobody sane would question obvious skill, and certifications are worthless outside of bureaucracy.Honestly, Asia is probably the best place for them since there's a lot of places for them to fall into the cracks and find work, they don't have to be employed in modern urban society. It's not like the west where you cant escape the encroaching police state and need papers for every little thing, just fuck off to Vietnam or something. Okuu though... She'll have a lot of trouble. She just can't conceivably fit in, maybe if she could find a man she could be a nice housewife.
>>46689474a lot of Touhous already work "real" jobs, and the few that don't are usually trust fund kids like Remillia or Kaguya.for actual bums, you've got>Mokuo the inoffensive hobo>Shion the depressing hobo>Marisa, the hobo that steals all the shopping carts>Seija, the ranting hobo who's the reason you should avoid going to the 7-11 after dark
>>46708299Okuu could always go to North Korea or some other dictatorship and become the nuclear weapon they always wanted. Thing with her is that she wouldn't be smart enough to arrange any of that herself so she would still need Satori around to be her handler. At least with Satori she will immediately know whether the person they are speaking too intends on screwing them on their agreement or not. The other question is if Satori would even want that for Okuu.
>>46708233Yuuka probably wouldn't bother with a job and just fuck off to be an off the grid hillbilly somewhere, living in a cabin surrounded by flowers that she grew with her power.
>>46708233Yuugi would be in construction or demolition and the work crew hypes her up when she moves more weight than their heavy machinery can.
>>46698939
I feel most touhous would just go live in the woods or in a cave
