Let's have a thread for the best moon rabbit
ok
Cute and Sexy Rabbit
>>46644104I want to be her.
>>46644104The only Touhou to be mistaken for a boy.
PURE SEX
>>46644104Why did she stop wearing her suit?
Why did she do it?
>>46644647Why would you want to be an animal?
Cute bunny.
>>46644683Aya? Youmu? Nue? Miko? That Bug?
>>46644104Why isn't she wearing a bra‽ Is this her military discipline?Also, every part of her screams pure sex
bnnuy
>pistol>dual-wielding>finger gun>mallet>SMG>rifle>cannon>suitcaseHow many weapons does she have?
>>466473199
>>46647319I wanna see Seiran's arsenal. She sounds like more of a gun nut than Reisen.
>>46646804None of them in canon, only the rabbit got mistaken for a man in ZUN's work.
>>46648273What is her 9th weapon?
>>46648909Her cuteness
>>46647319How strong is she physically? Could she overpower me?
>>46649107she could but she has easier ways to debilitate you
>>46649107Upper body strength is not really a common trait in rabbits, I don't see how moon rabbits would be different. And if she was strong physicaly, she wouldn't need this many weapons.
>>46649036That's the weapon she used against Junko
>>46649107Didn't she get tackled and almost concussioned by Marisa? Seems pretty weak to get the wind knocked out of you by a midget.
>>46649130With her ability, Reisen has potential to be THE rapehu.You would never know if she defiled you or not
>>46644104Useless Rabbit only good for sex
call of reisen:bunny at war
>>46650080She's not useless, she did save the Lunar Capital that one time
>>46650080And she's not even very good at that!
>>46650269I could make her betterAnd also so, so much worse
>>46650199Why would Reisen have PTSD when she ran away the moment it looked like war was about to start?
>>46650080Reisen is very useful but she's just so good at sex that it overshadows everything else and makes her look like she only good for that
>>46650681Because she didn't run away the moment it looked like the war was about to start, she actually fought with Armstrong himself
>>46650737Now what to trust? The empty, intimidating boast made by a girl right before she was to fight, or the judgment of the one determining where to go after death?
>>46650894Just because she eventually deserted doesn't mean she didn't fight at all
>>46649788literal rapefugee
>>46648553is there actually anything that supports that? since she can shoot bullets from other dimensions (whatever that means) she probably doesn't need that many guns
>>46644104I find her funny, she's just such a servile little creature.
>>46651228Yeah Reisen is THE bootlicker 2hu towards those she perceive as her superiors
>>46650724at least that's what she tells herself
>>46651335It will never NOT be funny how Reisen escaped from a group of people and the first thing she did with her newfound freedom was begin serving the same people.
>>46651863Look on the bright side. We can appreciate how brave Seiran and Ringo are in comparison.
>>46651228>>46651335>>46651863>>46651904Look at you, trash talking Reisen in her own thread. How would you feel if she went in your thread just to talk shit?
>>46647319Everything is a weapon if you try hard enough.
>>46644104What would be her favorite real life gun?
>>46651228This. If by servile you mean CUTE and LOVEABLE and ADORABLE.
>>466522571911
>>46652062I don't have to worry about that because there will never be a thread for me.
>>46652257M2 carbine
Reisen is made for bullying. Bullying is MOE!
Refugees NOT welcome
>>46654299Say that again.
Best of bunnies
The breeding rabbit
Is it even a Reisen thread if this image doesn't get posted?
>>46654842Made. For. Bullying.
>>46644104Raping Reisen like a rabbit
>>46644945I dunno but I miss it a lot
I love this cute bunny
>>46656743I love wholesome threads of the bunny.It is so cute to see the anons showing affection for the character in such a heartwarming way.Maybe, I can make a thread about love for the 2hus?
UPDATE THE KEMONO
bnuuy
>>46655691What is she going to do with that knife?
don't go away, Reisen
>>46661613Better to not ask...
>>46648620I'm not sure what you are talking about
>>46644104I wish she was in more games, she was very fun in PoFV and LoLK and has a power that's cool without being overpowerd
>>46649130Reisen pinning you down and peppering you with kisses as you panic and struggleBun-bun showering you in her powers, knowing that once you slip up just a tiny bit, it will pour in and make you all hers foreverYou don't need family, you only need Resien, and bnuuy is going to make sure you never run away ever again
>>46649107She most likely isn't Physically strong but she's more Intelligent and relies more on her weapons
>>46644978This panel alone almost convinced me to read CDS
>>46669327It also a lot of cute Kogasa!!!
>>46644978I haven't been able to look at her the same since seeing this.
>>46669563Printworks in a nutshell.
>>46669774It happened to me with some games.I remember that my favorite character was Eirin, and then I played IN and saw her throwing shit at humans.That scared me.
>>46669794It's funny how out of all the lunarians(rabbits not included), the most down to earth is one of their gods
>>46669794>her throwing shitI dont believe Eirin uses shit as a projectile in any of her spellcards
>>46669794Almost every none human 2hu is like that"Humans are weak, ignorant, stupid, cowards, naive etc." is constantly thrown around here. Reisen herself did so >>46650737
>>46669563For me, it explained why she had so much misfortune on IotM&IotE. Karma finally got her good.
>>46669871XDYou gave me a laugh, thank you.
>>46669563I don't know if it says more about her or the lunarians
>>46670635What if both?
>>46670635About Reisen. The sisters wouldn't do that, they are shown to be nothing but forgiving and kind to an extreme level, and they were Reisen's owners, so it's highly unlikely they ordered her to do anything like that. She probably did all her stuff out of her own desires with a smile on her face.I love my wife Reisen!
>>46670698>>46670635To be fair, Seiran and Ringo don't seem to have such fond memories so I guess it's on Reisen
>>46672083Reisen was the Watatsukis' personal pet. Seiran and Ringo were regular armybuns.
>>46672182What are the chances that the Watatsukis are the only ones who molest their rabbits?
>>46670698Who's to say she wasn't secretly doing it on the sisters orders?
>>46672182Reisen was an army bun, she lead the moon bnuuy squad before she ran away
>>46644978She wants to be punished in the punishment room?
>>46672453I never thought of this way, maybe Reisen isn't the punisher, but instead... the PUNISHEDMasochist bunny!
>>46644978She wants to get beaten and whipped for pleasure that's why
>>46672852After all this time... Tenshibros we can finally get rid of the masochism allegations!!!!
>>46672800So in IN she was just looking for a beating?
>>46673344Suddenly, a lot of things about her make sense
>>46673403This is the greatest revelation yet.
>>46672453I doubt it because she's still shown to cower when Eirin raises a hand toward her even when it's for praiseshe just liked kicking the punishment room dooractually since ZUN thinks of the lunar capital as china, the punishment room is probably for the rabbits with negative social credit
>>46650737How did NASA cover this up? Can we get Buzz Aldrin to break his silence on this?
>>46673646The method matters too. No one likes being hit over the head, bamboo torture is a different story
>>46657588It was too much short!
>>46673646Incredibly cute, as always.
>>46674132Wasn't that whole "war" the Lunarian just overreacting and losing their shit with NASA not even knowingthat they existed?
>>46674531pretty much, I think it was only considered a war in IN and that was only because ZUN wasn't going to explore it any further. Reisen's line there with the future context can be taken as her making shit up to sound scary, and eiki's line about her abandoning her comrades to die can be taken as intent rather than a statement on what actually happenedSSiB and beyond all make it sound like the lunarians completely panicked, flipped their shit, but didn't actually accomplish anything
>>46669794It would be fine if it were just games, then you could say that it's all banter and move on.Unfortunately, ZUN just had to keep writing...
>>46672453Nah bro. First chance she got, she began mistreating prisoners like the good ol' days.
>>46674132>>46674531>>46674549No, NASA came prepared. They wanted to find Reisen herself, it seems
>>46674568The idea that a powerful entity such as Eirin, Yukari, etc. See humanity in such disdain scares me greatly, it is like it isn't enough with humanity hating itself, but they needed to come with non-human entities joining the misanthrope club.
>>46651228The way she acted super respectful towards Eiki was hilarious.
>>46676837Don't worry, these super powerful entities all lost to mankind. Its why Gensokyou exists in the first placeThe true Sovereign of the Planet is Humanity
>>46677062Eiki is the closest thing to Gensokyo's God
>>46677070True. Youkais at all end are all leeches. Very powerful dangerous and sexy leeches, but leeches nonetheless.
>>46677062>>46677095Not even Youmu seemed as scared of Eiki as her
>>46676730reading the apollo transcripts is always a treatthey were all a bunch of silly goobers back then
>>46676730Operation Paperclip might have had some impact on their relations with the lunarians
>>46644104why does she wear the suit?
>>46676730They also considered reporting a large black monolith on the far side of the moon, but decided against it because apparantly it was believeable enough that it might jeapordise the mission, Dave.For context, 2001 had come out the year before and had become something of a favourite among them.
>>46678538ZUN actually has a statement on this: "The uniform is to give the impression that she doesn't have a consistent personality."
>>46679370There is also this gem: I just felt like giving her crumpled ears so I did.
>>46673646This most certainly looks like a Bunny who is in a stable relationship with her Master that enjoys being tortured
I think it's cute how the whole of IN happened because Eirin and/or Kaguya wanted Reisen to stay on earth. She is a very lovable rabbit.
>>46677480When I hear the Iron Sky theme or things like that, I always remember the theory that says that Lunarians are time traveler nazis.
>>46680262But what would that say about our dear bnuuy?
>>46680431Oh, you know exactly what that means~
>>46680235That's not correct. Reisen had been living with them for years by the time of IN. Kaguya's profile tells the story straight: the fact that Reisen received another communication from the moon meant that Eirin and Kaguya may have to go into hiding/start murdering emissaries again. So they sealed Earth away. It has nothing to do with Reisen, except that her being a moon rabbit led to them being discovered anew.
>>46680485>>46680262>>46680431Genetically engineered nazi slave rabbitgirls?Holy shit I need to go to the moon right fucking now
>>46679449Crumpled ears is a stress response in rabbits
>>46680850She seems to have a lot of psychological problems, maybe she is not immune to her powers after all
>>46676730That's pretty funny, although Change is a frog, not a rabbit.I can't believe they called Tewi a man though.Maybe she'll get around to correcting them one day.
>>46682995Tewi is an earth rabbit, they were talking about Reisen which confirms what this anon >>46644683 was saying
>>46650228Was that ever brought up again? It seems pretty important for her character
>>46683098she's not merely an earth rabbitTewi is The Earth Rabbit, the originalshe's unironically one of the oldest characters in the setting
What even are moon rabbits? Are they just normal rabbits than went to the moon or a different species?
>>46683769I think natives because of the rabbit image on the moon's surfaceIf not, a few thousand years separation is all you need for species divergence
>>46683783They are all contolloed by Chang'e so I'd expect them to be her creations or something like that
>>46680850In 15.5 her ears got less crumpled. She's getting better.
>>46683783Reisen is called "a rabbit who lived on the moon" or "a rabbit from the moon" in her profiles so I guess they're the same species
I want to pet the rabbit
>>46686978For a moment I thought this was an image of a Youmu-Reisen.
>>46687044What's a Youmu-Reisen?
>>46688351A Reisen but is a ghost like Tojiko, that would make it a Youmu-Reisen(Tojiko)
>>46686978Well what are you waiting for? Pet her.
>>46688586Intriguing terminology, I thought it was a Youmu/Reisen dressed as the other one, kind of like this Alice-Reisen
>>46683423>the originalgiga hag
>>46690486She does not have autism so she can not be considered a hag.
>>46690511Are you calling the old ladies autistic?
>>46690486I bet her hag power is overwhelmingonly showing glimpses on special occasions such as birthdays when a cake needs to be made
>>46690486If she is the mother of all earth rabbits, than who is their father?
>>46692782One of my previous reicarnations.
>>46652257If this >>46680485 is true, I'd expect the fg42 to be her favorite
>>46691601she absolutely meant all of LoLK though
>>46652692TWO LUNAR WARS
>>46676730The written Apollo tapes are actually wild, there was some genuine batshit up with the moon landings that didn't make it onto TV. Shit was actually far more interesting then it looked.
>>46694373Really?
Are moon rabbits actually an effective fighting force?
>>46694373don't bats need air?
>>46696644So do rabbits but they don't seem to have any problems
>>46692782Unironically he's a fat bastard she considers handsome. The god of medicine, lord Daikoku!
>>46696539I think they'd come out on top in a one-on-one versus the average human
>>46701559you'd be terribly wrong, since its canon that rabbits are not only cowards, but have shit tier training and equipmentAn african military could probably paste them in the field, let alone a real one
>>46696539They did beat the yokai when Yukari invaded, but they had a numerical advantage against the US and still lost
>>46701851Then how did they beat Yukari when she tried to invade?
>>46703999Because at that moment they weren't a bunch of retarded maniacs
>>46704506So are you saying the moon rabbit population degenerated over time?
>>46703999Moon princesses carried hard, and Yukari had much better support.
>>46704555Isolation during a long period of time causes bad effects and symptoms to the people affected. It even happens in Earth countries like Japan and Australia.
>>46704575That would make the moon rabbits redundant, why even keep them, just to make mochi?>>46704586Now I'm imagining a Reisen chudjak saying "It's over, the Moon has fallen" before migrating to Gensokyo
>>46704586>Now I'm imagining a Reisen chudjak saying "It's over, the Moon has fallen" before migrating to GensokyoThe lunar capital has fallen, millions of rabbits must be sold as slaves.
>>46704656Meant for >>46704641
>>46704656sex slaves*
>>46704662For who? Gensokyo is populated by women and the human society is too fucked up-Ooooohhhhh~~~
>>46704641>That would make the moon rabbits redundantMoon rabbits are for everything else, you don't send out mooks to fight named characters.
>>46704656Kill yourself
>>46704641>why even keep them, just to make mochi?That's a valid reason. Mochi is pretty good.They also make for great onaholes.
>>46704714Why? Didn't you see it is just a meme? Or you're that kind of guy who insults out of nowhere?
>>46704687I'd buy them all
>>46692782Me. Sorry for going overboard.
>>46704774Hold could you hold so many cunts around you?
>>46704722Off of jp tourist-kun
>>46704818I'm not a prevert or anything, I'm just a conservationist. I have to preserve the moon rabbit population, for scientific reasons, of course.
>>46704827Kill yourself, now you're just insulting me out of nowhere with false claims.>>46644104I love the art that portrays her as crazy or depressed.
>>46704831>for scientific reasons,Would you do experiments on them?!Are you Mengele-chan or Ishii Shiro-kun?
>>46704860I'll do anything is needed to keep their population on a stable level.My methods are controversial, but I asure you, I am on the right side of history.
>>46704872Would you create some-sort of Gensokyo for them?
>>46704876That would be fun, but unlike a certain psychology student from future Kyoto, I don't have a god complex
>>46704850She does have crumpled ears, so that might be canon
>>46704927I'm so empathic that I would love to be her friend just to make her smile more.
>>46704999I'm sure she'd be grat to talk to. She seems like one of the more rational moon rabbits, ironic, considering her ability.
>>46705333great*
>>46701260lol
>>46691601She really said "I'm sorry I tried to genocide your entire race please forgive me" ...Based
>>46704641>why even keep them,Janitorial work, having an inferior species to remember how great they are, convenient chairs, emergency toilets, designated toilets, the sky's the limit.
>>46706325The moonies will give the rabbits rifles with stocks this crooked then wonder why they loose against 2 earthlings
>>46704999Id have trouble doing that, since, you know, shes into torture.
>>46705452lord Daikoku didn't only fuck Tewi, but Kanko's mom as well as a bunch of other people.He's probably the most prolific dad in the setting/Japanese folk lore.
>>46703999Moonies lean heavy into the spiritual, which Youkai are explicitly weak against
>>46704506Now I understand why the lunarians were so angry at Reisen, she was one of the few competent ones.
Are the Bougetsushou printworks worth reading?
>>46709455If you want to see more of the Lunarians/Eientei then yes they are
>>46644978I guess this explains why her bomb works that way and how lolk scoring works. Bravo ZUN
>>46706869Imagine Tewi telling Kanako "I fucked your dad"
>>46714888what a rascal, that tei
>>46706869You think Tewi's keeping herself chaste until Lord Daikoku comes down to claim the bunny cunny again?
>>46714970Probably, she seems pretty infatuated with him, although him coming back requires the Lunarians to eat shit and die.Which Tewi is also working on.
>>46715129>Which Tewi is also working on.Has that been brought up again since lolk?
>>46706736You could probably play hockey with them.
>>46716720They look more like clubs than rifles.
I have petted the rabbit.
moon rabbit moon rabbit
Useless bunny, only good for paizuri.
Does Eirin actually teach her stuff or is she just an unpaid intern?
>>46728438She teaches her stuff and she gets room and board.
>>46728440Pretty sweet deal all things considered, especially compared to how de rabbits on the moon live.
>>46716461Nah, this is Touhou afterall, 20 Years from now ZUN will give us its conclusion.
soon
>>46730826the big scary youkai is coming to eat you
I didn't know rabbits can travel thru the dream world at will. Is that how Reisen got to Gensokyo?
Useless bunny only good for hugging and loving
>>46709532Started reading it. I'm already glad I did, at least I got closure from IN.
>>46721655Now let her pet you
>>46732375rabbit hands typed this post
>>46732375Then she's not useless at allI'm in need of some hugging and loving right now
>>46728510They do consider her a pet and bully her constantly, though one could also consider that a solid bonus
>>46731492Read ssib, the only way she could've done so normally is via a heavenly raiment. Though it is an interesting line, maybe the rabbits can see earth via dreams? They are all telepathic after all, even across time.
>>46737112I was reading it right now
>>46731492I really started to like Reisen after playing 15, the fact that she makes this game possible to 1cc might help
>>46737002It's only fair
>>46724032fucking Mo*nies
I let the rabbit pet me.
>>46737925I avoided her at first because her shot type looked weird but playing with her was a lot of fun
>>46737112Kinda weird, the only mythology I can think off of the top of my head that has rabbits crossing dreams is native north american mythology.
