I admit, out of all the SDM members, I want to fuck Sakuya the most.
its so over for Sakuya threads
>>46381659You sound like this guy
Flexible
>>46388026I fear for my willy should I ever put it in her. Forget knives, her pelvic muscles would emancipate you if she so much as sneezed.
>>46387134lazy slutty meido
Meidork
>>46381659Nah, she's third on the priority list after Patchouli and Meiling.
>>46381659there's a lot more to Sakuya than her sex appeal, you know
>>46396152Yeah, her airheadness is pretty cute too
>>46396152She is a cool meido
>>46396152Yes, exactly. There's more than just sex appeal. She may not be as seductive as Koa, or not as big as Meiling, but I still want her the most despite that. Because there's "more" to her.
>>46396243>She may not be as seductive as Koa, or not as big as MeilingThat depends on who draws her. Other aspects of her, that are just so criminally overlooked by artists, is that Sakuya can actually be quite cheeky, quippy and fun-loving. Unlike other servants, she isn't afraid to sass her own mistress either or even share her mistresses snacks with intruders in secret.I find they tend to make her to overly serious and icy or even tsundere in a lot of fan works, when that couldn't be anymore so far removed from her more usually lighthearted, flippant self from the official works.
is Sakuya the kind of person who's open about her affection towards her lover or does she cold to her lover until they're behind closed doors
>>46398740Sakuya really is more the candid type, who isn't afraid to say whats on her mind. So she's likely be more open with her expressions and affections only she'd be more of a huge tease about it, like a real coquettish troll especially with her powers.
>>46398924To add to that she's also kind of an oddball, so expect weird and at times a little concerning comments. Which is a plus for me.
>>46398740Canonically she is a retard, has no filter and wants to cook Shimmy.
>>46399768Canon Sakuya is honestly amazing, far better then the stoic fanon one
What must I do to get a cute maid serving me spaghetti ?
I want Sakuya to try to seduce me so she can feed me to Remilia but she ends up actually falling in love with me and now she has to choose between me or her master
>>46402586>I want Sakuya to try to seduce me Me too man, me too>so she can feed me to Remilia Remilia only drinks blood. It'd probably be similar to donating blood>but she ends up actually falling in love with meA Sakuya in love sounds terrifying>choose between me or her masterShe'd simply find another human in this case
>>46402655>She'd simply find another human in this caseThat human would be me. But she falls in love with me too, so now she has to choose between me or the other anon.But actually, I'm just trying to pump and dump! The other anon can't do shit to me and I'll win her heart at the end of the day!
>>46404298>I'm just trying to pump and dump!Enter:
>>46404298>pump and dumpYou know this is Sakuya you're talking about right? You can't pump and dump her, escaping her is quite literally impossible for you
>>46399087She asks for a passionate, hot kiss right as you're about to leave for work. *Puckers up* All of a sudden... Vanishes!You grumpily start heading off for work. You just now notice... "What the fuck...? Why did it get so wet on my-- Oh. Goddammit!"The possibilities.
>>46400122Really makes you wonder where did that interpretation even come from? In SSiB she was already the airhead we all know with her classic opening up a window on outer space deal, and on her very first appearance she hits you with THAT face.Who even looks at this and says "hm, she looks like a serious person."?
>>46404367I bet I could fool her by using a fake mustache, a sombrero and calling myself Añon.She'd never figure it out.
>>46405229But still til this day do we know she opened it knowing whether or not there was any air outside? Which as a result nothing happened, disproving Marisa.
>>46404944I feel like I could get used to displays of affection or lewdness using time stop.Just a sudden hug outta nowhere with all the kisses she could want, that would be nice.
>>46404944This sounds amazing
her thighs drew me in but her elegance kept me here
>>46414372Between the thighs?
>>46414430i couldnt possibly comment, i have no defence against a storm of knives
>>46420513sakuya you vapid numskull, you're going to break the tea set doing that
>>46420525She's a pro, don't be rude.
Sakuya's hand in marriage but you have to give up 5 liters of blood once a month to Remilia, do you accept?
>>46422413You lack the necessary medical knowledge to present that question, anon.
>>46422426losing 5 liters will fuck you up but it's survivable
>>46414430Playing a horror game with Sakuya and retreating to her thighs on instinct when scared!
Sakuya's hand in marriage but you have to give up 5 liters of cum once a month to Meiling, do you accept?
>>46422604That would kill you even harder than losing 5L of blood.
Sakuya has hidden cameras on the mistress' room and all the bathrooms of the mansion!
Sakuya would absolutely sexually abuse (You) after work to relieve stress and tension. Then afterwards she'd give you a ton of aftercare and cuddles because she wants you to stay.
>>46422443imagine trying to wrestle Sakuya off of you as she insists she only had one glass
>>46433729"C'moon jusht a quickie~""I'm not pisht you're pissh'd""Who gibes a crap if someone seesh it's not a big deal...""Maids aren't allowed to be drunk, so *hic* I'm not. Drunk.""Sourpuss" [Followed by maniacal laughter at her own attempt at comedy]
>>46433729>imagine trying to wrestleI'd rather imagine submitting instead.
>>46428065The artist of those doujins makes berserk look like a breeze
>>46435357Can you explain?
>>46381659So do the other members of the SDM.
My bride.
>>46381659I admit, out of all the SDM members, I want to BE Sakuya the most.
>>46445254Come on bro, you've got like two threads for your fetish already.
>>46434388and then she passes out in your arms
Must be a lot of work, throwing all those knives
>>46435416have you not read them?
Sakuya has TWO (2) threads!One for lesbian Sakuya!And one for straight Sakuya!Both are rapists!
>>46466987Sakuya has THREE (3) threads!One for lesbian Sakuya!One for straight Sakuya!And one for cool Sakuya!Only two of them are rapists!Meiling no longer has three threads!
>>46466996Sakuya has FOUR (4) threads?One for lesbian Sakuya!One for straight Sakuya!One for cool Sakuya!And one for ????Only ? of them are rapists?Meiling is deceased.
>>46466987Inside Sakuya are two women:Knaifu waifu with three braincells"Closeted" lolicon maid living her dream lifeBoth are rapists.
do not sexo the meido.its a trick they use to force you into indentured servitude.
>>46468049
>>46468061Akitsu "I'm a samurai" Karasu is so good
>>46468061Sauce please
>>46428065
>>46470007https://exhentai.org/g/1686875/e36b30c215/
>>46477537>exhentaiI have been trying to get access for 2 years, still no dice. Can you give me the name?
(Reitaisai 14) [Kuroshiro Desire (Akitsuki Karasu)] SakuNuki! (Touhou Project) [English] [desudesu]https://nhentai.net/g/321316/
>>46477729Cheers, thanks Anon.
>>46396238holy reimoo, ELEGANT! SHE IS ELEGANT!!!!
cool meido
>>46404944Honestly with sakuya and time stop I. Have a feeling she would clean up after any act of lewdness Imagine having the sensations of 30 minutes of sex rush into your cock for 10 or so seconds cumming buckets of jizz into the hallway through your pants Then the next thing you know your clothes are extra dry and warm and have been through the wash and dried with no trace of whatever happened beween the two of you present in the hallway
>>46502262Just imagine being randomly molested in TSP all because deep down Sakuya is a raging pervert whom you "Accidentally" got addicted to your sperm, and you didn't think through the consequences of having a crazy maid girl-friend.
>>46502262True, but I like the idea of Sakuya being naughty on propose, expecting to be "punished" later.
Sakuya is NOT a pervert, she's a sweet and innocent maid who would not dare violate someone like that, I would never misuse my powers like that
sakuya sweep
>>46505332Looks like there is a story in these pictures: She carried Remi to her room and put her to sleep, went back and silently invited only you to drink with her.
she could gain some weight
>>46515957Anon knows what's up!
>>46515957>>46516040No.
>>46521998
>>46521998whoops didn't mean to reply.
>>46400122I know reisen seriously messed her up in 8 and she never recovered from the lunacy, yet she somehow holds on "seemingly" unphased.Maybe it was a removal of mental inhibition and that made her an even better maid for remilia?
>>46529053I don't recall any mention of Reisen doing that, when it was staring directly at the true full moon that had the lunacy effect which was only supposed to be temporary. Despite the red eyes, It wasn't noticeable in Sakuya case but Youmu actually required treatment from Erin in the endings.Guess Sakuya was either naturally immune to the insanity or is the more disciplined minded of the two.
>>46531298Is it really immunity if you were pretty strange before though?Also it would tie in pretty well with Sakuya having Lunarian blood in her. To the best of my knowledge they aren't actually distinguishable from regular humans that well, assuming you think it's okay for humans to have powers and shit.
>>46531356It is true that Sakuya is one of the only humans without powers directly derived from divinity, Meikai/spirit world or magical artifacts, being entirely unique in her own abilities.Aside from being recognized be Erin, It's also interesting that both Reisen and Kaguya understood the nature of Sakuya's time powers, Reisen also alluding to something regarding them that was never brought up since.Even Aya was left confused by her "knife tricks" and "teleportation" in STB.
>>46531617I was under the impression that Eirin recognizing Sakuya was just a surface level reference to Sakuya's name being a reference to the moon
>>46531617>>46532935Sakuya is a former captive of lunarians for experiments.
>>46532978source?
>>46532981It was revealed to me by Doremy
>>46539541There are not enough words in the english language to accurately convey just how erotic I find this image for no particular reason.I want to imagine she's just killed no fewer than three people in front of me and is staring at me to deternime whether or not I'm stupid enough to try and be another threat to her.And then we make hot steamy sex in a pool of the blood of my former co-workers, leading me to suspect she gets off on the sight of blood.
Up your file size limit already /jp/!
>>46544160I guess knives weren't enough
What you anons opinion about sakuya with british accent?
>>466080161950's british I can imagine, 1890's is even better, but I refuse to for a second picture her with the fucking thick as mince essex accent going "OI REMILIARRRR YO' KNICKERS ARE IN THE NEXT SET OF DRAWWWWS"God I fucking hate essex.
>>46608016I always imagined Sakuya to be from Spain personally.
>>46610072Why? Doesn't really fit her
>>46608955>1950's british I can imagine, 1890's is even betterWrite some sakuya sentences with this I want to see
>>46387285What is this from? I've used seven different image search and nothing pulls up.
>>46381659Eh? Patchouli has the biggest sloshers.
>>46610460It's starraisins. Image search doesn't work well on cropped images.He tends to draw the 'hous very chunky however.
>>46610582Koa and Mei are close too.
>>46610582>>46616467I don't want to shatter your worldview but Sakuya has access to both time and space manipulation. She's the one who keeps the SDM huge on the inside, and uses it on her chest to make her job easier. She would otherwise not be able to hold a broom properly.https://files.catbox.moe/uzgpl0.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/zfjx6c.jpg
>>46624719That's actually a very convincing conclusion behind all the perceived 'inconsistencies'. All this time Sakuya was truly a monster, titty-wise, she was just modest enough not to flaunt it. Being too nonchalant however, she never cared to recreate the precise size she was when last seen since for her it's like changing hair styles, hence all the frequent accusations from the carping peanut gallery. So her powers still continue to create problems for her, always following her no matter the world or time she's in. Well that finally slams the door on that horribly drawn-out mystery.
>>46630309Would steal her boots.
I just can't stop thinking about her, whenever I close my eyes, I see this smile
>>46637635
>>46637635Someone have the edit in which her autism is cured?
>>46652358Ok i found
>>46652391Somehow this image seems cursed
Drunken, sexy Sakuya thread rip
>>46660150uncursed*Cursed is the original
Airhead maid.
you wouldn't take advantage of a drunk maid, would you?
No because she would take advantage of me.
>>46675205Bayonets aren't great for throwing. They aren't even good all around knives.
>>46675285Artist just thought it looked hot.
>>46422413>but you have to give up 5 liters of blood once a month to RemiliaSo you die?
>>46675465You do not need to give it all at once, its just that the month quota is 5 liters.
>>46636166Why not ask her to step on you with said boots?
>>46381659Same.
This thread is shit
>>46717044But this isn't a Sanny thread.
>>46652391This picture causes me spiritual unrest but I can't stop looking at it
