>need lunch at noon>Decide to go to the Turkish supermarket near where I live>They have a butcher>They have some hamburger -like thing that is visibly seasoned and instead of round it's more narrow and elongated >Decide to try it>Go home and put it on the gril>Use fresh baguette from the bakery, lettuce and some garlic sauce>Actually tastes good, not that spicyFastforward >night>My stomach is growling and fighting some internal war>Go to toilet>Loose stool (not diarrhea but close)>My anus is burning like a thousand Suns>Finally over>5 min later>Stomach still actively crying for help>Go to toilet again>Burn anus again>Finally go out again>Go to the toilet againI've now pooped lava 4 times in a row within an hour
>White boy discovers brown people foodMany such cases.
>>196450901Stfu retard most brown people don't even eat spicy hot food
>>196450874the seller is actually indian and that's not "hamburger"
Just don't eat slop. Why is this so hard for some people?
>>196450874Turkey will be destroyed by Russia as was prophecied by Saint Paisios (he already was proven right about the covid "vaccines" by the way).
>>196450874could it be cig kofte?
