Q: How do you bring a goat down from a tree?A: You sing to her re diez
Q: In what city do cars drive the fastest?A: Gaza
>>196438558Q: Who is the Nordic God of impatienceA: Hammersbald
Q: What do you get when you cross Elton John and a sabertooth tiger?A: I don't know, but keep it away from your ass.
>>196438558>re diezwhat? this here?it's easy for it not to make sense in English when it contains non-English words desu
>>196438987GOOD post
Using cum instead of come
>>196440374It's a note but it also means "come down goat" in Hebrew
>>196438558Two hunters meet in the forest. They both die.Why did the Indian shit in the hallway? He did make it to the end of the Ganges.Your teeth are like Duisburg and Gelsenkirchen. There's still food between them.What does the security guard do at the noodle factory? He pasta up.If a pig became a barkeeper in Swabia, what would you call it? A gas pump.
>>196441015>He did NOT make it to the end of the Ganges.fucks saks
Q: who is the worst ever chinese field runnerA: c'inciampai
>>196441015like 5, i live between fear and sex
>>196438760Lost
>>196438558>>196440500oh I see. nice pun.if you had written 'D#' or 'd sharp', the joke would be gone for everyone. unless you for some reason translated the English back to Hebrew.with 're diez', at least Israelis can still understand the pun even when translated to English. and speakers of e.g. Arabic or Russian, where it's also called that, can at least guess that it might be a kind of double-entendre.you can't very well tell if you don't know at least the literal main meaning.I thought it might be a name of some song I didn't know. then I tried to make something out of '...to her re diez', but couldn't find other English strings that would sound similar and would yield a joke.how is it written in Hebrew script?
>>196442932רה דיאז/רדי עזThey're written differently but sound the same
How's called a Japanese marathoner?Gonisuke Nabosaka
>>196438558Q: How can you tell a car is from Poland?A: The paint job.
>>196438558What do you call a Japanese slut? Matako Koyama.What do you call a fast Italian runner? Petardo Mauritti.How do you say bee in Arabic? Muhamed.Every Danish person has an asshole.What do you call a chair in Chinese? Tuchichi pachaki (tučiči pačaki)What do you call a bed in chinese? Tuki fuki.There should be a Japanese one about "naked Saki".
What animal is two animals at once?The cat, because it's a cat and spider
>>196438558How do you say elevator in arabic? Alibaba
