When a Russian thinks, I stay quiet.When a Russian gives orders, I follow them.When a Russian gives punishment, I accept it.When a Russian stands, I kneel.If Russia has a million fans, then I am one of them.If Russia has ten fans, then I am one of them.If Russia has only one fan, then that one fan is me.If Russia has no fans, then that means I am no longer on Earth.If the world is against Russia, then I am against the world.
I speak finnish to men and russian to my horse
露人ワシコフ叫びて石榴打ち落す