In order to balance out all the cringey "phul sappot israel saar" posts, I've decided to make a thread dedicated to making fun of Jews. I'll go first.>Why does a jew baby have to wait till he's three years old to be truly considered a Jew?>You need to be able to speak first in order to lie.>a swindler, a thief and a liar enters a tavern>the innkeeper says>"The regular, rabbi?">what do you call an honest jew>a fantasy>what is the correct course of action when you see a dead jew>shoot it for good measure>why do you never accept a jew into your house?>because it will take a year to push him out>why did the jew move to Romania?>People are more likely to buy that it was the gypsy who commited the robbery.>how is a jew born?>through his first backstabbing>what do you do when a jew enters your community?>Call Chris Hansen
>>196435670Why do Indians think of Jews at all? Only Westerners and MENA (exclusively because of Israel) think of Jews.
>>196436165They Abrahamic saar
>>196436165they want khazar milkers
