>visit France>get a mental illness because of Paris syndrome >visit Germany>get a mental illness, because Germans are constantly staring at you>visit Sweden>get a mental illness, because everyone looks like a model>visit Spain (outside tourist season)>get a mental illness, because the entire country is full of trash>visit Russia>leave with several mental illnesses, because a Chechnyian claims you disrespected his country>visit Italy>get a mental illness, where you don’t understand the difference between the greatness of a country and the amount of money you spend as tourist on holiday there>visit Finland>get a mental illness, because everyone is socially distancing
>>196429426Maybe visit countries outside European continent?
>>196429426Maybe you're just too retarded to be a tourist.
>>196429587I am German. I just recognize that we are giving our tourists a mental illness, because for nebulous cultural reasons we hold eye contact with random strangers one microsecond longer making them all feel like we are constantly staring at them.
>>196429716You are cute, I would have sex with you.
>>196429426You need to already have mental illness before travelling
>>196431800most social finn
>>196429426>Germans stare at me>I stare back at them>they walk awayyou are defeated
>>196429426France has Paris syndrome, Italy has Florence syndrome. Enough said.
>>196429426>Sweden>everyone looks like a modelIn your dreams, Finnish rapebaby.
>>196431883>>196431800I once was touring around small Finnish towns in the north and at the checkout for a convenience store in a town called Koppalakki or something like that I asked the cashier about the weather and the dude just stopped what he was doing and stood there motionless staring at me. When I left the store, the two blokes sitting outside on a bench had stood up and were just standing there staring at me. I got out of there so fucking fast. They really don't like socializing in finland.
>>196432093sounds like heaven, I must move to Finland immediately
>>196432093you triggered the sleeper agents
>>196432093That's what you get when you try to smalltalk in countries which don't do that.
>>196432146Is it true that Italians and Americans get along because we're both loud and like to talk to each other?>>196432269I was genuinely curious about the rain forecast because most of the roads are gravel/dirt up there and I was in a RWD American boat. Perkele!
>>196432093Sounds like the start to a horror movie
>Visit Israel>Get Jerusalem syndrome, Become messianic lunatic and settle in hills of the west bank
