sekolah! edisi
>>196403444pagi
what should i bake /asean/ chuds
>>196404231
insane to me how its possible for some dudes to spend literally years in this general. or any general at all for that matter
we're girls
thats fucking sad
gm chuds>>196404965hey I spend most of my shitposting time on /a/ and /sp/
kys pedo freaks
>>196404999yes sister
/gemoy/ won.deal with it.
kino
>>196405409nice bunny!
good morning /asean/>retard still seething about lolisuch a blessed morning. i hope you seethe the entire day.
pedophile in denial spotted
>>196403444>This Nigga < HewsMfer too pussy to do R18 unlike Hews does.
>>196406424too big
>>196404965outside browns are poor and whites are racist.to study in the US and China also made me alienated. and being unvaxxed too.also by having a viet gf.
>>196407083I like itsometimes less (not exposed) is more (erotic)
>>196407346All he does is just purely cocktease.
>>196407447cocktease are goodI like his series of turning his kid drawing into serious artwork
>>196407128this anon gets it
mahjongbro, did you read flow book 1
>>196409281>>196408565>>196406424
Pit fetish should return being a niche again instead of commercialized
>>196411060
>>196409079yes I did
>>196411330i'm reading it againjust played a sanma match and took first placeit convinced me to call earlier for toitoi or honitsu and to not pussy out when there's a riichi
>My acne scars are getting worse.
>>196411886Fujotroon looks like that?
>>196411848I can't help but notice your jaw's looks like men's and your outer ear, eerily looks like it has been partially flattened
>>196403444Cute >_<
already downloaded all my tiktok coom collection
>>196409079nah
>>196413481how will you play a good mahjong though?
What's your BMI?
>>196413812I'm goed
my dream is to move to london
>>196413903How good are you with knives?
>>196413812I'm big boned.
>>196413812im overwieght by 2 kilos
>>196403444Built for Papuan BBC
>Asking BMI>Answered about kilosDo retarded tangalogs really...
>graduate engineering>get license>still can't find a job 5 months in>can't apply abroadi'm this close to committing crimes against humanitywhat the fuck do i doi should have went into computer engineering
>>196415634are you the chemical engineer anon
>>196415634>can't apply abroadWhy?
>>196415634don't you people have frat and the like to assist with this things?
>>196413812>160cm>100.1kgKek. You're practically human bean.Anyway, it's entirely possible to get you back to 48kg in a year by losing 1kg every week.If you're able to lose 1kg every 3-4 days like myself, it would took only 156-208 days>>196414098>178cm>129kg>>196414397Many such cases.Assume range of 140-200cm>1.4^2=1.96>2^2=4That means there's high chance his BMI is between 25 and 26 Unless he's a dwarf >>196414837>average bosnia female>shorter than my grandmas
siang sayang~
>>196415268wanna play sanma?
>>196416237i can play 1 south gamemake the room
>>1964163801 south sanma?thats too long no?
>>196416545it's only like 20 min though
>>196416557south game is hanchan right? thats 2 wind change, you mean tonpuusen sanma?you can make the room btw
>>196416632it's fast with bots anywayMajsoul Friends Room 37523(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37523
>>196416758Majsoul Friends Room 33032(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=33032test
>>196416758>>196416779AI FUCKING WONHUMANBROS ITS OVER(nice match, I was so unlucky lol)
>>196417082ggbested by robot
fucking digger BRAT
>>196415634Such is the fate of every STEM student in 3rd world countries. You either end up working as a proffesor in some university, work in some job that is gonna exploit you and underpay you, or just be a normal wagie earning a wagie salary be it in some fast food chain or trough remote work. Too bad you learnt the lesson that without connections (specially in backwater 3rd world countries) you are not gonna land any good job in almost any area
>this is your daughterwould you?
>>196417486YesI'd send her to pesantren
>>196417524she would find a way to get the pesantren closed, in any way necessary.just so that she could be with you, don't want you to be lonely for long, papa.
>>196417486I don't get the timeline in this mangaSupposedly the original dad died when the daughter was in her second year of highschool, but she's still in highschool when the mom remarries? So the mom moved on and married within 1 year? It's probably going to be part of the plot later so maybe it's deliberate that the remarriage was so fast
>>196417617Well, then i'm just gonna hug her
>>196415634Skill issue. Try harder.
ahh fuck finally after being grilled in the sun outside its going to rain again!
>>196406424They look like they fuck men
>>196419264But enough about what strangers say about you
>>196419365That makes no sense my melanin enriched friend. "They" refers to multiple people and I am only one person.
>>196419448>"They" refers to multiple people Not in the $current_year, chud
gotta be real, malay girl accent made me horny.
>>196419583it's kinda like when a french/russian women speaks english
>>196419566I always use the pronoun "IT" for gender neutral
>>196420048as it should be, i don't know why they do not use 'it', it'll be less confusing tbqh
thats it? thats the rain? less than an hour? i was planning to sleep listening to the comfy sounds of raindrops and it stopped already. fuck.
>>196420694https://youtu.be/q76bMs-NwRk
>>196404869
>>196403444Kontol dah pantesan banyak yang gak seneng, padahal w setuju negaranya terlalu overhated eh malah ngehina indonesia, tai lah w doain makin banyak yang benci lu bahkan bukan lagi rakyat biasa tapi pemerintah resmi negara lain
biawak
>>196422580sauce
need me a hex maniac bioroid gf
wo jiao da wei
>>196422609Lost it
>>196409281this rabbit looks weird as hell
why are indogs so coomer ?why it's always about anime pedo shit ?why do they produce so much slam brutal death metal ?Damn it, indogs !
is there a list of keywords filter for tiktok? I've added asean on filter.
oke sah
no idea mate i don't use tick tock
good lord, no wonder pinoys are praying for rain
>>196423014>phys.orgdo you really browse that site?
tobrut
>>196415634Just learn japanese, retard.
>>196423055got it from my rss feed, sometimes they bring me interesting or funny articles too. problem with that chuddie?
>>196423273share your rss feed
>>196422890to coom is natural
bruh i have three micro USB cables and all of them seems to be able to only charge and not read datahappens in your country?
>>196423641Buy new one lah
>>196423641>Micro USBare you from 2010?To be seriously, the included cable of some nondata charge-only peripherals (flashlight/wireless gamepad etc) only have the vcc and ground terminated. Maybe you got those cables as freebie. They usually small and shorts
>>196423945i bought a 2010 era ereader so i can look like a smart guybut yeah two of these are the short ones but i have a long one but all don't connect to my pc
Wtf is wrong with the rain these days. It keeps raining in one hour intervals???
Me
nak mudo
the pitussy
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to meSpeaking words of wisdom, Let it be
Cindy...I miss you so much
Her Majesty is a pretty nice girlSomeday Im gonna make her mine oh yeah
>>196426059What about suraya
>>196426175Get dat malay bitch fuck away from me dawg, Cindy is all I care for. How I wish I could turn back time
>>196426059>>196426396Cindy is the shopee girl?
>>196426419Hell naw, she's my classmate...10 years ago
>>196426463Then who was the shopee streamer girl? She looked cute.
Nina
Hujan btw
she looks she will grow up and fuck austronesian guys
is there other way to rip Summertime Saga animated assets and sprites? I'm not gonna replaying the game again.https://exhentai.org/g/2475460/b1ab92a7f1/
>>196422890>why do they produce so much slam brutal death metal ?i didnt even know this, recommend me some
>>196427652I'm trying to achieve this rip examples. https://exhentai.org/g/1864971/7d791d5f9c/?p=1
It's not as much a deterioration fact it's the disease I haveWhich er, uh, the- the right eye is blind as you knowAnd that was done, er, unfortunatelyAs-as a result of a detached retinaAnd the retina they could never splice togetherThey tried to seal it together and couldn'tAnd told me I'd lose my eyesight at that y'knowO-o-o- short or long term I would lose itAnd unfortunately... er the... retinal- uhA retinal det-detachment started in my left eyeMy good eye, which I still have todayAnd it was the result of glaucoma...And... a retinal... not detachment but a retinal... er, erI don't know what the hell they call itBut uh, today, uh...I am what they call legally,Because of this retinal problem and er glaucoma, erI.. I'm what they call... erm...Legally blind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3l5aqZ0eB8I want to live here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n99kR8-B-FA
>>196426059You know who I miss the most? My second gf. I never loved her but I knew her love for me was sincere. I really regret neglecting her and playing with her emotions. If I could turn back time, I would never play dota and cabal and instead I'd go see her every night in the village because she was the only woman genuinely happy to see me. I would try to love her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYYPlewzkcwHave you guys heard of this show before?
>>196429895what? you killed her?
Why are zoomer chindo so whorish and have less self-regard?
>>196429976After our first official date we lost contact. She either changed her phone number or I completely neglected her. I'm not sure which one it was because it was years ago. It was like a fever dream in my head. I completely forgot what really happened because I was too addicted to video games.
remember kids, video games are bad for you.
>>196428876>14:19>white-red-blue flagwhat flag is that?
Zoomer
>>196430587I'm turning 30 and I look younger than this bitch
blud thinks this is his blog
>>196430587I'm a fat hairy guy but I'm hotter than this whore.
I'm trans btw
>>196430587Aktivis politik kok gayanya kayak lonte...
It's time to play some overwatch 2 I think.
Broke up with my bf.
para kang tinapay titi ko ang palaman
>>196430388Johor flag
https://voca.ro/1niaVTaqV8NU
pengentot
suso mo na napakalaki parang pakwanbote ang yong katawan at pwet mong malaman
>>196424195seumur bpk gw lol
anong pipiliin mo? dota o ako?
>>196429948notoo bad that the fiction with SEA setting is not popularized hereI can only find one version of its translated work (comic book) from the 70s on tokopedia
>>196431021thanks
How do I become Indonesian and marry an Indonesian girl.
https://voca.ro/1hXFoGmJPMGV
>>196431437convert to islam and ask for arranged marriage
>>196431524grim
>>196431524are you crying??
>>196431583>>196431583https://voca.ro/1c2XnK5MdAAT
>>196431524>>196431834https://voca.ro/1aTDFkruL1B4
>>196431536I want a non-muslim one.
>>196431851https://voca.ro/13Xsbj11nEHo
>>196431373apparently the story is about as old as pinocchio, another italian fiction, but not as well-knownthank you anon, saved the playlist to watch later
cryin in da club rn
>>196431524>>196431834>>196432097You are a very good singer for a gay malaysian.
>>196432191https://voca.ro/13Xsbj11nEHo
>>196432624do you take song requests?
>>196432744Sure, one last song.
>>196432765idk bro preferably something in english
how often do you use>goceng>ceban>gocap>cepeketc? I feel like I'm the only who use that these daysmy youngest sister doesn't even understand what I was saying
pissed my bed
>>196432919
>>196432798https://voca.ro/18KNIKJwAJOp
>>196432960this is the second this has happened this year and i don't know if it's psychological or physicali think it's time i visit a doctor
>>196433013kek made my nightgod bless you anon
No wonder it's so fucking hot, fuck
>>196433114Cheers.
>>196433159quit toying with haarp chud
Rika
>>196433230>haarpThat's cute. At this point of time, there's no one who's able to control a fusion reactor that's our sun>>196433098Get a foley catheter and piss bag.
>>196428876Is this what made Najib got jailed?
>>196429987the purpose of chindog women is to please pribumi men, this is a practice that has been done for centuries
>>196433825So true. We gotta seperate the beasts.
>>196432076Get in line at Bali
>first time going to spakol>1 hour shitty massage>10 mins mediocre handjobnever again
>>196431437Easy, just go to nearest toko and find indonesian female college student.
ya allah pengen nangis
>>196434219Im more javanese.
me on the right
good morning filipino bros
lumilipad na naman ang isip ko
>>196415634When you get accepted, be prepared to earn 16k a month.
my local chinese restaurant is closing down
Spent like 30 minutes trying to deactivate my stupid facebook account. What the FUCK. I'm so dumb.
>>196436001>>196436001...
That's it. My cringe past will die with me.
And it's fucking 1am. I'm supposed to sleep.
>>196436644wtf bro dont...gave it to me I need a fake account to shitpost about football
>>196436826Gone.
>>196432838never use them
Why
>Vietnam sentences a billionaire to death for stealing 3% of Vietnam's entire wealthKinda old news by now but do you support it?Also how tf do you allow literal billionaires to exist in your so-called Communist country lmaoooo like didn't you have a big war against America to stop capitalism, but then you just allowed billionaires????
thaikot pls translate
>>196438991555
>>196438190same shit with china. they aren't actually communist, they just larp as communist.else they'll go under command economy like ussr or die trying.
>>196438023beijing is +8colonies need to follow
>>196436603>>196438991>>196439100
>>196439896
>>196440051
>>196442025Yandex reverse image search is gone, вce кoнчeнo
>>196442180work on my device thoughever
>>196442324Dare to try it
>>196442428вce хopoшo, милый бpo
>>196442674вce кoнчeнo....
>>196442781they blocked you
>>196442873>>196443048Tried using any network while working outside last week still not working, probably region locked
>>196403444>thread started one day agowhy is /asean/ so slow?
>>196403444>sekolah!szkoła!
>>196444771All the posters keep getting banned (they're all pedophiles).
>>196445163but what about the non-Indon posters?
>>196445163Not true
>>196445583>>196445163
Just spent 2 hours fixing my ears. Noe I can sleep..
my uncle said it was cheap af when he went thereshould i go there for pesah?
>>196443946>>196446191>>196446248
>>196446392No come here and visit the concentration camp I will give you a tour.
>>196446396
>>196446935
>>196447451
>>196447620gn
guess the prompt
>>196447685
>>196447928
>>196447928>>196448006
>>196430587crot muncrat banyak
>>196447928>>196448006>>196448057
>>196432838my jakarta circle:goceng sometimesgocap and cepek seldomceban very rarelymy surabayan circle all those are very rare bordering never used. pretty rare for someone to use it outside jadetabek at all.
>>196445163this
...
>>196452353Domestic violence again?
>>196432838Everyday duh, every single one of them. Cause I was born and raised here up until the end of elementary school.
>>196446392Yes and please spend as much shekels as you can
>>196449828>bending backwards so as to make them look bigger
I' trans btw
>>196452353now that explains why there's random puddle at the pet store.
Who's Ruhainies?
konichiwa dudes
>>196453981How to get these bodies bros
Death can't come soon enough.
etivac bros...
>>196454086be black, homie
>>196454219okay but is the answer elephant or whale?
>>196454219malay is fat
>>196454247no the answer is your mo-
>>196454533yo mama jokes stopped being funny in 2016, dumb zoomer
>>196454691it's okay if you don't understand irony
>>196423014>>196433159>>196454171
>>196454219https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XbI9aJOXk
>>196432838>gangsal ewu>sedasa>seket>satusHere you go anon.
>>196455651Yeah but in the context of linguistical pragmatics, those words are partly incomparable.
>>196432838everyday when i was in school because the environment was down to earth. once you get a proper job you tend to rarely use these stuff anymore
is it just me or has there been a lot of houses being on sale everywhere. where is everyone moving to? don't tell me the moving out of the country because of the new president is actually real
>>196455992jual rumah di jkt, pindah ke gunung sindur
How to differentiate between mixed signal and delusion? I have this qt ex-gf and we're recently get in touch again, last time it was due to external circumstances and I'd like to try again if she's downBut it's either my meds not working and I'm seeing ghost or she's giving me a mixed signal that I have to pursue
>>196456562"do you still love me?" Not really that hard isn't it
flipbros...
>>196413812What does this mean?
>>196456613Well the problem is we're in a quite tight knit group and I'd hate to be the one that make things awkward, we're having a meeting last week (it's not a date imo) and I'm just chickening out at the end before asking her
>>196456671Normalfag
>>196417298STEM? He graduated among millions of engineerings that happens annually in this country and he WILL be lucky to land a $3 job on Fiverr if he manages to open an international bank account
>>196456691Yo kiwi if you read this please tell me what to do, ikyk whoami
>>196456745Seguro mujerQue hoy eres felizQue nada de ayerHoy te hace llorarTú con élEl tiempo corre, yo te espero pero tú con élYa no recuerdas mis locuras ni el amor aquelEstás tranquila, lo mereces siempre fuiste fielTú con élNo me sorprende, sospechaba terminar asíYo solamente fui la excusa para hacerle verQue tú podías si querías vivir sin su amorPerdónameNo me di cuenta de ese juego y me enamoréDespués fue tarde y no podía ya volver atrásY te quería cada día más y másSeguro mujerQue hoy eres felizQue puedes hacerLo que quieras túTú con élYa me han contado que estás linda, mucho más que ayerQue no me odias y preguntas siempre por míAl fin y al cabo un poquito yo me hice quererDiscúlpameAquellos celos tan intensos que sentí por tiEstaba loco, casi loco por aquel amorY al poco tiempo, para siempre lo perdíTú con élAún recuerdo el romanceQue viviste conmigoTú con élYo sé que jugasteCon mis sentimientosTú con élTodo fue un juegoQue tuviste conmigoTú con élPero en ese juegoYo me enamoréTú con élYo no me di cuentaEscucha, mujerTú con élPero te lo juroMamita, despertéTú con élYa no recuerdas mis locurasDel amor aquelTú con élYo solamente fui la excusaPara hacerle verTú con élQue tú podías si tú queríasVivir sin élTú con élEn el juego del amorUnos vienen y otros van
>>196455992Ke IKN lah
>>196456995Understandable I'll get the rope
>>196413812my result
This is supposed to be NEET hours, normalfags asking for relationship advice go away.
what are they planning bros
>>196457112different sex positions and how to procreate with different breeds of menthe only way to beat china is to out populate thempinoy pride world wide
>>196457098
>>196457138give me one night with bini maloi and we will win
>>196452400Last week was quite slow, I'm hoping it'll be better
how many cunny artist does Indonesia have?seems like its a promising niche potential
bago>>196457328>>196457328>>196457328>>196457328
we 1st world soon
>>196457263>anon is elementary school teacherbrother we are cooked lmao
>>196457478can't wait to migrate to prosperous philippines :)
>>196457478>Unaffected by american politics>not an industrial country>doesn't have infrastructure to be affected by american politics>Still stuck in medieval human trafficking society
>>196457548damn, lmao
>>196457548read the article loggie
>>196457263>>196457492>TUTlol
>>196457640I don't need to read the article when the average monkey rides a sardine car, lives in a sardine shack and eats sardines.
>>196457712But sardines is healthy AND cheap, look what happens when poorfag in indon only eats indomie. They started as a retard and breed retards simply due to nutritionEating salmon/tuna is just metalmaxxing