previous>>4836998
>>4856813Do you have anything where she doesn't look like a punget rat crackwhore?
>>4856838yes, 22 photos right above and all the others
>>4856818If she told me to I would cum to nothing but her feet the rest of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY27wmTZwyg
https://youtu.be/hvzrPQjcla4?si=DxViKfASGYHPKl0K
>>4856864Imagine having this many friends
>>4856915>jews, dykes, faggotsoh yeah how lucky...
>>4856929Yeah, I bet Stewart thinks to herself 'I have so many friends, but all of them are jews dykes faggots, oh nooooo' lmoa
>>4856915>>4856934It's a wedding of Dylan's sister, not everyone there are Kristen's friends
>>4856979why are you guys so nosy about her private life
>>4856980Gotta figure out why she wants me to kill Ronald Reagan so bad.
>>4856864Hm.Could just smile for a photo for the occasion.
>>4856980An essential part of a celebrity obsession syndrome, I guess
>>4857001that full hairthat pale skinthose green eyesthe red lipsthe freckles on her cute nosethe comfy casual clothes>>4857000the most beautiful profile>>4857002the cutest smilethis is some heavy stuff.
my cock is rock hard for her again and I'm gonna jerk off and cum to her multiple times today
>>4857035out of what picture did you get the most mileage?
>>4857036
>>4856929lol
>>4857039Based. Pic related for me.
>>4857048delicious
>>4857031Very astute observations.
>>4856833I may not be a rich celebrity, but at least I've never forgotten to put on pants before going out.
>>4857035Coincidentally, that's what I did yesterday. Came into my fleshlight twice for her.
>>4857048This is so fucking disgusting.
Can someone post an invite to a lewd discord server please?There’s at least two out there.
>MFW I create her in every game I can
>>4857230based, post more games
>>4857145I love her titties
>>4857212Being a raging faggot is even more fucking disgusting.
>>4857145>>4857241bless the titties
>>4857234Not him but I remember ages ago someone posted skyrim stuff and I saved a pic.
Anyone know where this is from?
>>4857591SNL (TV comedy show)https://youtu.be/PgfiXtvej7Q?si=AX7F02qT_y-RKnDz
>>4857593She looks perfect in this.Love at first sight, indeed.
>>4857593It hurts.
>>4857874<3
>>4857236Hope she sees this, simp lol
>>4857982tasteful and artistic
>>4857982>>4857985>>4857988>>4857992>>4857995my favorite boobs in the worldso perky and cute.and they fit her so perfectly.
>>4858005Yes she does and yes they do.
>>4858022this fake is literally 15 years old by now.
>>4857001>>4857002>>4857515>>4857516>>4857517I love the short haired Stew but her hair is so beautiful here.
KINO INCOMINGhttps://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/kristen-stewart-oscar-isaac-cast-flesh-of-the-gods-1234999302/
>>4858035>Raoul and Alex are seduced into a glamorous, surrealistic world of hedonism, thrills, and violence. I'm scared.
>>4858035Man oscar isaac gets around.
>>4858031Indeed
>>4858355just imagine you are one of the 100 people who lined up for an autograph so you are not even expecting a glance and then she gives you this looki would melt
>>4858356Yes and with that one look she recognises you as a kindred soul and falls for you as completely as you do for her.Why do we torture ourselves like this?
>>4858035>More gay shitNo thanks
>>4857970Nigger that's all you faggots do is simp for her in this thread lol What are you talking about?
>>4858361Isnt simping like when you defend sending an amouranth money so she'll shake her tiddies on cam?
>>4858363No on this website it means saying literally anything positive or even just neutral about a woman
>>4858357I think it's the same reason we watch sad movies. It hurts but it's a good hurt.
>>4858035>Panos CosmatosThis guy knows how to make sick visuals.
>>4858361I'm obviously not one of those people then, am I?>>4858363That's one for of simping yes, but not only that.>>4858365Hope she sees this, simp lol
>>4858441Yes you are but do you, king.
>>4858441The only way to clear this up now is for you to post a picture of your butthole so we can judge who has the tastier looking one.
>>4858035I wonder how that pairing will play out. So far her love interests have been soft guys.
>>4858700Underwater just got added to Tubi... now I have to watch it :/
bros...
>>4858887Never forget
>>4858873PrimeStew kino.
>>4858887
>>4856813oh wow this is literally a guy I went to high school withdamn he even still has the manly face he used to
>>4858889This picture does things to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Y1gohk5-A
>>4859292https://youtube.com/shorts/oaxKD0ZON2M?si=7QVkg2BkpKLffx0Y
>>4859292>that sign
>>4859722kino
>>4859724stop covering them up
>>4859719>>4859721>>4859722Jesus
Which shoot was this from?
>>4859806Flaunt Magazine April 2010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvk_b7HzRN0she's so damn cuteI just love how thoughful she is
>>4859808danke
Did seeing her naked take away the mystery of Kristen?
>>4859927what?
>>4859927it was necessary to establish that she is indeed perfection
>>4859927Increased my obsession 100fold.
>>4859927Not seeing her naked but more that they were candid photos so a bit readers wives in a kind of low rent way
Did she skip the Met Gala? :(
>>4860208Yes.Probably just as well given last year’s look.
>>4860208She was in Amsterdam couple days ago >>4858929. She's probably still there
>>4860222Or anybody looks at any met gala, ever.
>>4860275>>4860276>>4860277these twilight era photoshoots where they just ignored her personality and did that generic sexy styling are funny
>>4860291Yeah it's a bit weird, I just hadnt seen the first two.
>>4860291they didn't ignore it. they simply called her resting bitch face and moved on.>>4859727>>4859726>>4859721>>4859720>>4859719funny how she looks better now that shes no longer shilling the dyke movie
>>4860374She looks the same lol
>>4860404shut up faggot
>>4860374that photoshoot is a part of Llb promo, half of the interview is about the movie. porter magazine is originated from the europe, and Llb was just recently released in Uk and France.
>>4856813I would love to bully and humiliate her perky tiny tis
>>4860773cutieeeeeeee
>>4860806The cutest
>>4860808comically bad Photoshop. Looks like a young Helen Hunt with big bazoombas.
Cлaвa pyccкoмy opyжию и pyccкoмy coлдaтy!https://youtu.be/BOf9qL4CmDA?si=2JA8tSN_L2lP9SdY
>>4861183Э, a гдe cлoвa? Гдe пecня-тo?
>>4860808i wish we got mega bimbo kristen instead of stoner lesbian sweaty homeless person kristen
>>4861194> Э, a гдe cлoвa? Дoлжe нaизycть знaть.
>>4861243Tы нac пpocтo нa пecню зacкaмил, мoшeнник.
>>4861253> Mapш — мyзыкaльный жaнp; pитмичнaя мyзыкa, oбычнo иcпoлняeмaя нa дyхoвых и yдapных инcтpyмeнтaх.Пpo oбязaтeльнoe нaличиe cлoв ничeгo нeт.https://youtu.be/XlfN-e--oyI?si=-vSKKmRg8FHepYAJ
>>4861286Пpocтo co cлoвaми лyчшe!
>>4861289Co cлoвaми cлoжнeehttps://youtu.be/s8P3_MoiR4c?si=3HRWmuJfqVtICytE&t=74
>>4861296A ты кaк хoтeл. Лeгкo - этo для кaзyaлoв.
>>4861316> Лeгкo - этo для кaзyaлoвИмeннo - клaccикy нaдo знaть нaизycтьhttps://youtu.be/I6w8FHoVl84?si=ONhYgTA09Um23LEB
>>4861317>Имeннo - клaccикy нaдo знaть нaизycтьФaкты.
>>4861321Hy тaк ты нe знaeшь - иди yчи!https://youtu.be/saRWtJao0Eg?si=wB3aYSkSjg2XHsQS
>>4861324Mнe нpaвитcя cлyшaть пecню, a нe пpoкpyчивaть ee тeкcт в гoлoвe.
>>4861326Этo yжe твoи пpoблeм, бpaтик..
>>4861335Paзвe этo пpoблeмы? Этo пpocтo пpeдпoчтeния.
>>4861336Tвoи нecooтвeтcтвия oжидaниям - твoи пpoблeмыhttps://youtu.be/Xlw_vXUk8Mk?si=Snf8t5Hf8N-4Fg0e
>>4861338Лaднo.
>>4861342> Лaднo.Шoкoлaднo.https://youtu.be/6q0NdYtQBg0?si=SEWHJYa9QnOWvtyC
finally watched that quarantine era short movieit was 2deep4me but the low makeup closeups with the natural lighting were a nice simulator of what it would be like to be with her in private
>>4861459I cant find that anywhere :(
>>4856813>>4856814>>4856816>>4856817>>4856818>>4856821>>4856822>>4856828>>4856833>>4856886>>4856979>>4857035>>4857101>>4857517>>4857532>>4858350>>4858480>>4858701>>4858702>>4858889>>4859719>>4859720>>4859722>>4859723>>4859724>>4859726>>4859727>>4859728>>4859729>>4859756>>4859806>>4859936>>4860276>>4860306>>4860746>>4860747>>4860800>>4860826>>4861168>>4861684I love my mouthbreatherfu
Why are we wasting our time on this woman?
>>4861800it takes a minute to check this thread once a daya few more minutes if there are new picturesonce in a while she will do an interview which is under 1 hour1-2 movies a year which is 2 hoursit takes barely any time at all to keep up with her and she makes me happy
>>4861800 people want to see if she marries her gay lover and if they buy some test tube jizz to have kids.
>>4861684she looks extra airheaded there, really sexyi wonder if she would giggle at my stupid jokes
>>4861800I ask myself the same question.
>>4861932man imagine being a nobody who got lucky to be born into the business and marrying the best girl in the world after meeting her by chancemeanwhile I am dreaming about all these fantasy scenarios where I work hard to become financially equal to her and mold myself into the perfect husband life is weird.
Saw Love Lies Bleeding last night, it was a good time but I gotta admite I was more into the brown muscle mama than Kstew
>>4861946>no I dont know, how many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>>4861832fuck she is sexy
>>4862350>>4862352>>4862355-she got them out several times before in movies and photoshoots-they are out-yet she won't show them to uswhy?
>>4862365I asked her to tone down her flashing because the leaks made me uncomfortable with strangers looking at my my wife nude.
>>4862365Leaks are invasions of privacy. Those pics are intended for people close to her and no one else. She did not intend them for strangers to see. And she got paid to be nude in movies, she is not going to be nude for free for strangers.
>>4862365porter magazine is not an adult magazine.
>>4862468what are these pictures then?>>4859721>>4859724>>4862350>>4862352>>4862355
>>4862472her genitals and breasts are not exposed, so it's still SFW.
>>4862480does she get a kick out of torturing us?>a sideboob is all you losers are going to get take it or leave it
>>4862538
>>4862539>>4862538>>4862536>>4862535>>4862532The fuck is this shit?
>>4862458Shut up, faggot.
>>4862458
>>4862626now my cock is hard
>>4862626based
>>4862458>And she got paid to be nude in movies, she is not going to be nude for free for strangers.Are you trying to defend her or insult her by making it about money lol
>>4862538>>4862539The hairy pits are such a turn off. I know they shouldn’t matter but they are.
>>4862714faggot, stop cooming to porn and touch some grass
>>4862714In general I agree but here theyre just a bit grown out, not full on bush, gives me the illusion that she's really comfortable around me and that's very attractive.
>>4862800>>4862796To die for
>>4862740he's right tho
>>4862754>but here theyre just a bit grown outwhich is a shamei want her to feralmaxxgo full hairy and greasy to filter out the casuals
>>4862626>yw have a threesome where you and shaved head kstew violate qt feminine kstew
>>4862906https://youtu.be/AFZNwQTI5zA?si=pbh2eEb0HglB80c3
>>4862906Does anyone know what that rectangular tattoo on her arm means? i have always ignored it because its such a shitty tattoo and such a bad spot to have it.
>>4862917anyone have just the bottom one in hq?
>>4862910https://youtu.be/BDwFaViCvm4>>4862917that's picasso's "guernica".
>>4862925https://youtu.be/9vFQvZjPbdw?si=ZR0GkpOA3g5g797V
>>4862917just the loveliest small breasts ever
>>4862926https://youtu.be/aVlFTBExE50?t=4
>>4862796pop my mushroom tip out the corner of her mouth until she admits shes straight
What a hooker
>>4863239I'd pay that fee.
>>4863239Beyond stunning in this set.
>>4863239i just want to know who will be the first to just be naked on the "red carpet"
>>4863239i wish i could hear her thought process behind this
>>4863417>day 4702 of trying to make anonymous goon himself to death
>>4863239usually a fashion designer pays the manager of these actresses, sends a bunch of dresses, and the actress and her public relations people pick one to wear. she's been on a "i'm so edgy" pr kick for a while now, so it makes sense.
>>4863417the cast of the movie played a practical joke on kristen. They all agreed in advance to dress like streetwalkers at the premiere but kristen was the only on who did it.
>>4863417https://www.vogue.com/article/kristen-stewart-love-lies-bleeding-press-tour-tara-swennen>>4863459Lol no, it's a job of a stylist. And in case of Kristen the only brand who pays her is Chanel, cause she's their official ambassador. But it entirely up to Kristen and Tara to pick which outfit she'll be wearing. And if they want clothes of some other brand - it will be simply provided them for free. Kristen gets free clothes, brand gets free advertisement
>>4863416Rose McGowan with Marilyn Manson at the VMAs probably checks that box.
>>4863619should I just shut up and play along with revealing outfits being empowering? I wonder if this was actually a meme started by a bunch of horny guys and they managed to convince women so now you have a female stylists who think they are being feminist and edgy
>>4862035I keked even without a punchline
I deleted my celebrity folder and closed every other /hr/ tab in my browser. It's been 4 days since I last checked in here, hopefully I'll go for a full week next.Wish me luck.
>>4856999Kekd hard>triples
>>4864027can we for a moment appreciate that she hasn't pierced her cute ears?
kris10 is swell
>>4864436Kris10 is high octane goon fuel
>>4864452I envy you guys ability to goon to non-pornographic images still. I lost that ability once i got unlimited internet access.
>>4864455I've gone full circle and returned to what I found hot when I was 13
>>4864452High octane swoon fuel.
>>4864553I think when I was 13 I was all about erika eleniak and pamela anderson.
>>4864778wheeew
Now that the thread is at its end I wanted to ask this uncomfy question:I always avoided learning more about celebrities because all these crazy stories you hear make me assume the worst and I don't want to taint the positive feelings I have for their art. Also a lot of them talk in this very rehearsed impersonal way making interviews feel like a waste of time. But I fell for her because she actually talks like a human and seems to also mostly avoid the "glamorous" hollywood star life. But every time I hear some story about casting couches, orgies, making out with everyone on set etc. I can't help but wonder if she ever took part in something like this. I hope and cope that by staring in indie movies and having all the twilight money she avoids the seedy parts of the business and that the passionate positive way she talks about filmmaking her experiences have been mostly positive. But I don't know how to find the truth. Any insider will exaggerate things and from experience even jobs portrayed as crazy tend to be pretty mundane in the end. Maybe I should stop thinking about it since it doesn't really matter as I will never interact with her anyways and just focus on what I see on the screen.
>>4864889whatever did or didn't happened - you will probably never get to know about it. so who cares
>>4864889I think it's a fair assumption that the lesbian who often tries to make herself look unappealing to men and recently was quoted saying "I want to do the gayest thing ever" has had her fair share of experience with the sleazy side of hollywood.But then let's not kid ourselves, from paltrow to jlaw basically everyone in the industry got there sucking some weinsteinian dick or another, her being the exception given her parents background.The fact that she seems to veer away from that is encouraging though that it comes at the cost of her not spawning offspring is heartbreaking.
>>4864928>her parents backgroundYeah, these famous widespread connections of moguls of a script supervising and daytime tv shows producing
>>4864928> often tries to make herself look unappealing to menwhat a nonsense lol.> was quoted saying "I want to do the gayest thing everso what? it was just a regular photoset with interview. dozen of alt-right retards got assblasted by a clickbait phrase, but nothing else happened or changed. same movie promo stuff she's been doing for 20 years already.how the hell any of these even connected to the dirtiness of the industry?
>>4864935Oh come off it, name one other actress that's does shit like bleached eyebrows, unshaved legs, unshaved pits, short hair etc. as consistently as her.Like clearly this isnt done just to try to be unattractive to men and there's always qualifying factors but there's also really often this element of "holy shit I'm so fucking gay this hot body definitely isnt for any men".
NEW>>4864939>>4864939>>4864939
>>4864947so the fact that she's not afraid of experimenting and changing her appearance means she's "trying to be unattractive to men"? that's some logic lol.> this hot body definitely isnt for any menshe literally never did or said anything to imply this.
>>4864972So you cant name one, got it.
>>4864974You set a retarded arbitrary undefined standard, no-one with an ounce of rationality was going to dignify it with a response. How is anyone going to satisfy you that anyone has done it "as consistently as her", a fucking spreadsheet with dates and locations?
>>4866108Ok fine then, go on believing that the lesbianism, the buzzed hair, the unshaved pits and legs, the pics of her holding up two fingers in a V-shape and licking her lips seductively, the pics of her with two fingers shoved into a pocket, the myriad of soundbites, the fact that the only men in her life are her bodyguard and her gay friends, and all the fucking rest of it is just a random happenstance that has nothing to do with the industry.See if I care.