Vintage ads. We'll go up as far as the 2000s and as far back as you can find.
I wish I could find this in English at /hr/ size.
>>4834488Lel, we definitely lost something when these cringy dudebro gaming ads went out of fashion after the 90s/early 2000s.Not saying we lost something *good*, mind you.
>>4835020Are you looking for >>4816861 ?
>>4834484Nice. I'll contribute a few.
I so miss the days when advertisers all injected sexy women into the ads no matter what the product actually was. Now it's all woke shit and jungle bunnies behaving which everyone knows is bullshit.
>>4835091Dang - that looks like Susan Lynn Kiger.
>>4834979Quit being a faggot.
>>4835206Real gamer detected. Watch out for that John Romero guy, I hear he wants to make you his bitch.
Ya think this one would fly today?
>>4835839I love how even the most un-sexy hardware can be advertised by putting a pair of boobs on it.
>>4835839>>4835857I'm guessing that in the 1960's, that WAS sexy hardware.
This was considered obese in the 60's. Kek.
>>4836441This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and the fact that it still says "Old Nick" on the side of the bar.>>4836446Likewise, more of a vintage joke than a vintage ad. Plus horrid quality.
>>4835206teenager detected
>>4835838Is this for men or women?
>>4840183I would imagine both. Men wanted their women to be young and innocent so women wanted to look young and innocent. It's really the same today, you just can't say it out loud.
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>>4835277>>4835090cigarettes are such gayfag trashthe ads are somehow even gayer
>>4835277>>4840653Must have been somewhat successful.
>>4840641>1974... You don't smoke?? What a faggot.>2024... You smoke?? What a faggot.Well, we've come full circle. Ads are brainwashing and this pretty much proves it.
Fantastic thread!
>>4834484>>4834485Ueck my beloved
>>4845264Lol. Lurked this thread the other day and didn't even recognize/remember him until I saw your post today.
>>4836595Wow. You must be really observant and smart.
Obligatory.>inb4 someone says it
>>4845332>and her staminaYeah, I just bet they did...
>>4845332Interesting psych test if they were all smiling how many still would look like bad for the job.
>>4845332They should make all ads like this.
Back in the olden days they had to invent ways to make people fat.
Back when OJ was a good boy.
Can't we all just get along?
wow got this far without a coke ad
>>4834772My buddy and I beat the first three Space Quests, The Punisher, and Civ I on a Tandy his dad bought from Radio Shack. Not one as nice as picrel though.
>>4849403I love how they picked two animals that *obviously* couldn't hold either beer *or* cigars with their paws and the illustrator just had to make it work.
>>4849797Derp. And now I realized that they picked those two to represent the political parties, so they didn't really have a choice. Too subtle for these modern times.
>>4834494Next best thing?
>>4842337there's something about slide film that really puts you there. I can imagine standing on that street
>>4849911Is that what that was referencing?
>>4849393everything about this is the wildest thing I have ever seen
>>4852853I'm not sure. I just knew that>>4849911existed and it only took a minute to find.
>>4849393My 1st thought was Bobby Hill?
>>4845329I'd know him anywhere>t. brewers fan
bump
>>4855704I pick the middle.
>>4856393>that pose>Cricketeer has come outOh nooooo.
>>4856393That's... disturbing (to someone that isn't a fag).>>4856888Kek. Nice digits too. Not that it matters on /hr/.
>>485639010/10 would buy
>>4849605Actually there already was one.>>4835093
>>4834492>all black surgery staff
>>4834484I Immediately thought of this - very memorable
>>4859496Are you blind?
>>4859770He probably meant in "today's world".>>4859488It's crazy, Marilyn Chambers (in that ad) was a huge porn-star in the 70's thru the 90's and today she's completely forgotten.
>>4849797Well they're hooves not paws but yeah.
>>4861848They already had OnlyFans back then!
Might be recent but certainly looks old.
>>4864217Well, not exactly false advertising. You did get to bang a chick if you saved her from the dastardly bad guys who wanted to bang her. Still, that was hardly the main draw of the game...
>>4864287I'd really like to know what went through the mind of who thought up this ad. It must have been the grandfather of the guy who dreamed up the "many benefits to being a marine biologist" meme.
>>4864236Was thinking the same. Still, I miss the days when they used pussy to draw my attention to a product. Commercials these days are just so meh. And I'm not black so there's that as well.
>>4861477Why did you post a fucking photoshop composite image? Let alone such a shitty one.
>>4834484Have some soda ones too...
>>4864287>>4864384I think you're reading too much into it. The ad is simply saying...Tiparillo!Boobs!
>>4865030Do you have your spine?
>>4864294mmm wholesome acidic sugar water
>>4865038Yeah sure, but why of all things a *marine biologist*? They must have been *really* bored of all other scenarios where you could realistically bring along cigars. Certainly a diving expedition would be the last place...
>>4849396If the boots fit, you're a murdering sack of shit.