>Only became relevant because his great uncle posthumously adopted him in his will>Was never a useful commander and had shit policies>Only won the civil war against Caesar's killers because of Marc Antony >Only stayed in power in the West because of his general Agrippa>Only beat Sextus Pompeius who was raiding Italy from his pirate base in Sicily because of Lepitus who he then betrayed>Got carried by his government and generals again against Mark Antony, did nothing useful, was a bitch nigga>When Mark Antony straight up suicided became Augustus
>>16595447That's right.AND STILL FUCKING YOUR MOTHER
>>16595447But he still won and remained KING. So he won.
>>16595447>ummm actually he wasn't impressive because ummm Agrippa because ummmm >please ignore every single reform he ever did
>Sextons Poopeinus
>>16595447Ohhhhh snap anon, you've got it all figured out. And he looks like the Zuck too! Gaygustus sucks or something.
>>16595447So you're telling me that he managed to>get Caesar to make him his political heir>get Antony to fight his first war for him>get Lepidus to fight his second war for him>get talented people like Agrippa and Maecenas to do all the work while remaining firmly under his thumb>remain in power unchallenged until old age took him outAnd yet he was a loser retard who got carried? Nigger you just described an apex politician.
>>16595447In his defence, when all these event you described happened he was in his late teens and early twenties, so it was impossible for him to be experienced at that time
>>16595447I wonder who is behind this post
>>16596966Shalom
>>16595447>resisted eastern whore witchcraftYeah I'm thinking he's one of the good ones
>>16595447if you've ever played league of legends you will know that being carryable is an uncommon virtue
>>16595882Ok but why was the Roman Empire founded by a gay politician and not some cool conan the barbarian type?
>>16597761Because it was just a regime change. Of course it was lead by a politician.If you want conquering barbarians look no further than Romolus: he was much closer to a real founder than Augustus.
