We have come to take our wives who are also your daughters.
>>16555371>Casus Belli?We think your neighbouring tribe is cooler, they said you were lame
>>16555371>>16555927The Aztec would send in spies disguised as merchants to cause a commotion so they'd get imprisoned or killed then use them being jailed/dying as casus belli to invade
>Casus Belli?>My parasitic clique has taken over senior advisory positions in the administration and playing a double game where we give bad council in a bellicose direction, so if we win we look like unwaving geniuses, and if our state loses, we can tell you we clearly misadvised the leadership on purpose. I will take a ministerial position.
>>16555371I want.....your shit.Nothing more need be said.
>"casus belli?">"we brought our shit over from our failed state, we're doing the same shit here now"
>we are good and you are evil
>>16555371>Casus Belli?!
>Casus Belli?>The Sky told me we should rule earth
>>16557442Sublimely Based
>>16556225True, that's the bottom line. But I made the thread to discuss historically hilarious justifications. Stuff that we would find hilarious at least, these guys took it seriously enough.
>>16557123>observes chickenJupiter and Mars have spoken. It must be done.
>>16556018The great and righteous Genghis was (unjustly) accused of doing the same thing in Khwarezm.
