Do Gym Lesbians make good lifting buddies?
>>74224386Hideous tattoos. Why do they do it? American traditional is the shittiest style by far
>>74224386I wouldn’t know, I’m too scared to approach mine
>>74224386Yes, for a bit but they'll resent you because you're an order of magnitude stronger than them unless you're both really statistically thrown to the side.
No, lesbians are horrible people. They're not even super gay, they just hate men so much they will date a woman out of spite. More than half lesbian couples have domestic violence. If you've ever lived with a women, multiply that by two or more and you'll understand why this happens
>>74224491>have a gay sister>every other month some disaster comes up and it's a dramatic 'happening'>she's fucking forty
>>74224386id rather let barbell behead me while bench pressing than let this hideous beast spot meshe looks repulsive af
>>74224491The lesbian DV thing is a bit of a meme, in reality they’re barely higher than straight couples. It’s bisexuals that are the real problem >Four in 10 lesbian women (43.8%), 6 in 10 bisexual women (61.1%), and 1 in 3 heterosexual women (35.0%) reported experiencing rape, physical violence, and/or stalking within the context of an intimate partner relationship at least once during their lifetime.https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/nisvs_sofindings.pdf
>>74224471I think they are trying to turn off men (it’s working)
If you play your cards right you'll be the dick her and her girlfriend share sometimes.
>>74224386>tattoosDropped (the barbell when I was spotting her whoopsies)
>>74224386She's pretty :3
>>74224386Would.
>>74224471>American traditional
>>74224386I made friends with a gym lesbian years ago because she was the only one doing serious lifting at my old gym. She started inviting me to gay house parties that turned out to be a great place to meet "lesbians" who just wanted to meet a man that'd already been vetted by another woman. Also there's a lot of lesbians who are really into being cucked and want to watch their girlfriend get fucked by a man.
>>74224386>would
>>74225822Sounds pretty fuckin ideal tbqhwy, love tomboys
>>74224386Yeah, they are usually cold and unapproachable but if you act kind towards them they'll usually warm up
>>74224491>source: Newsweek 1993jej
>>74224386How do i turn one straight?
>>74226182You can't retard. Touch grass. What >>74225822 said sounds like your best bet if it's not a LARP
>>74226182Know how to fuck, have a big dick AND eat pussy better than a dyke. I've done it before.
>>74226975No straight guy can eat pussy better than a dyke. Just like no woman can suck duck better than a gay guy
>>74225822I wish I could find a gym lesbian friend. All the women in my gym are all thots or old women.
>>74226985>Just like no woman can suck duck better than a gay guyYou would know, sweetie.
>>74224386tattooed dykes are my my favorite,I hung out with one in hsI went down on her twice I still think of it a lot
>>74224386Yeah because they're there to train and not simply dress like whores for male attention
>>74226182>>74226910Yeah, pretty much every time someone claims to have turned a lesbian straight she's actually just a woman using the label to stop men from hitting on her. She was never actually gay, she just used it as a shield. Sometimes they're bisexual women who just prefer the label for similar reasons. None of this should be surprising.>>74227153It's incredibly dependent on where you live. I live in a major west coast city, so there's a lot more of them than there would be in bumfuck nowhere flyover states. I ended up switching gyms to a private invitation only "queer gym" a few years ago based getting recommended by people I met at the gay house parties, so now I end up meeting even more of these "lesbians" and bisexual tomboys. Only downside is getting hit on my men at the place, but it's not a huge problem.
>>74227164It’s not gay if you’re not sucking
>>74224386Lesbians are usually mean
>>74224386Yeah
>>74224386No. Lesbians hate straight men and the best thing you can do is just to ignore them and only interact when absolutely necessary (coworkers etc.), whether they are family or not.
My lesbian friend taught me how to lick pussy like it's my jobI've made every woman that let me do it come before my tongue was tired
>>74224386I don't think so but I want to fuck one while her girly and feminine girlfriend is watching if you know what I mean.
>>74224386I don't understand transvestites.
>>74224523>know a bi girl>she was in constant abusive relationships with me, either physically or in some other shitty way>she starts to date women>the women end up being worse since it's a combo of physical and emotional abuseMaybe it's just that bi women pick the worst partners.
>>74230725How did she teach you?
>>74230868She licked his pussy of course!
>>74224386Yes
>>74230902Bussy*
>>74230784Bi “people” in general are all attention seeking nut cases
>>74230868She gave me a few tips that I never considered:a) women need to be eased into things, you can't just start eating pussy like it's watermelon, first you have to kiss her thighs, then kiss the pussy and gradually escalate until you go wildb) you gotta keep a rhythm, don't do dumb pauses or go from slow to fast as fuck or the other way at randomc) you gotta change things every now and then but to do that correctly you have to listen to her moans, once she stops moaning as hard from say clit sucking you have to change it, every woman has her own preferences, so it's harder to make her cum if it's your first time togetherd) don't be a limb dicked faggot, don't just lick it, once she's bothered and hot you have to put some passion into it, plenty of women love it when you make out with her pussy like you were 15
>>74233227Thanks for the advise, m8!t.virgin
>>74224513calm down bro
>>74224386source?asking for a friend.
>>74224386>Lesbiansno such thing btwliteral social construct
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>>74224386It starts out well and good, but because her girlfriend is into her pathetic displays of masculinity, she will eventually get threatened by your unintentional natural masculinity because she now perceives you as a threat and start to resent you.
>>74224491How do Mormons keep their wives in line?