7>9>11>>>5>>>>>>>Below the knee
3 inch tennis shorts Uber alles
>>180991817>5> POWER GAP > 9 >ABYSS > 11
>>18099184You must be a fatty
Really you shouldn't be wearing shorts at all past the age of 12 outside of the beach or a pool party or something. In those cases I would go with 9" or 11". Men shouldn't be showing thigh, it looks terrible
>>18099207Lose weight faggot
>>18099181they're already ranked
7 for muscular legs and 5 for slim legs this is because fits like >>18099194 fall in the slutty dressing in the same way that women wear leggings to show off the butt. it is sexy to the opposite sex? most of the time yes, but it is absolutely not /fa/
>>18099194This guy is just asking to get buttfucked
>>18099181I associate short shorts wiry homosexuals no matter what. A dude could be wearing short shorts with his fly open and his penis in a vagina and I would still think he's a fag.
i made a bunch of cut off sweat shorts around "4 to be like arnold. never going back to any other kind of short
>>180991815-6 > all, but it matters how tall you are, or moreover how long your legs are.
>>18099445vased as fucki did the same with all my old sweats
>>18099194lmao fag
>>180991817 > 9 > 11 > gay
>>18099416Good thing nobody here wants to fuck you or cares what you think
>>180991817 > 9 ~ 5 >> 11
>>180991815” goatedIm 6’ with the legs of a 5’9” guy
>>18099207Women love big legs. I'm sorry you're terrible looking.>>18099243There is nothing more fashionable than looking good and at the same time shorts like these are atypical for me so they also get bonus points for that.You just lack the physicality for it and it's okay to cope, my friend.
>>18099181I prefer the ones that are longer, that cover your knees but don't reach your ankles. What are they even called? They were popular at one point and now I can never find them.
I can't go shorter than 9" or there won't be enough room for my gun in my pocket.
>>18100091>thread literally asking for thoughts on inseam length>anon gives his thoughts>"HURR DURR UHMMM AKTUALLY NOBODY CARES WAT YOU THINK"Why do soiboy r*dditards argue like this
>>18100633Couldn't you just wear a holster?
5 inch inseam for normal chillin' shorts3 inch inseam for actual exercise shorts
>>18099207I don't understand this point of view. Women have skirts in shorter lengths for warmer weather. Why is it such a big no for men to wear shorts for the same reason?
>>18100735The thread is about shorts inseam length preference and anon made the grave mistake of assuming anyone gave a shit about how he feels about shorts overall. Anon should've kept scrolling or killed himself instead of sharing his stupid ass opinion nobody asked for
>>18101324Learn to read. Anon said short shorts, which are distinct from all shorts. And yes, 5" inseam and below is short shorts.
>>18099181Reading this thread is kinda discouraging cause I just bought some below knees lmaoJust gonne hem them ig, I'll look on yt
A Don doesn’t wear shorts.
>>180991817
https://youtu.be/ultTYW4sxCc&t=80
5 or even shorter, its the most chad look imaginable. People are lietrally shaking in fear wehn i go to work in my track shorts.If you wear anythign over your knees you look like a retarded frat mong.
Men who wear shorts that border knees or go over are just a walking ad for insecurity. Its the most basic bitch look imaginable.
>>18099194is that fence post up his ass? Who the hell sits on a barb wire fence?>>18099445Where do you find decent quality sweats that thin these days? They used to be everywhere but now everything is plush or polyester
>>18099181inseam is not the issue. the issue is the hip measurement. dudes out here walking around with a faggot bait wedgies
>>18102367i bought 100% cotton sweat shorts from LA apparel and cut them to be a better length
>>18099207Do you also wear long sleeves all year? All men must wear exactly what I say am I right?
>>181003053/4 length?
>>18099181How do I wear 5'' without a dick print/bulge
>>18102329Agreed in full
>>18102586just get a smaller dick
>>18099181You should worry more about making sure your shorts have this logo on them than their individual inseam length.
>>18102586wear shorts that fit your hips properly or lose weight so your fat thighs don't push your bulge forward