All jokes aside, how do I remove cum stains from a carpet without ruining the carpet? The stains are several years old by now.
>>2790617Sqt exists for a reason faggot
>>2790619Seal qualification training?
Muratic acid
Carpet cleaner, wet dry vacuum. Clean as much as you can with cold water first
Just got to stain the whole carpet now. Good luck anon.
>>2790621it's SQTDDTOT here on DIY, go back to /g/ you programmer.You may wanna use isopropnol.
>>2790648>wet dry vacuumIt'll just make it worse, how do you think I got into this problem in the first place?
Cum over the rest of the carpet until the color is uniform.
>>2790719You came on the carpet. A wet/dry vac doesn't cum on the carpet. So I'm questioning why would it make the problem worse.
>>2790617
>>2790617Cumbria is protein. Use enzymatic cleaner and a rental wet/dry vac.
>>2790840>that thing will rip my dick off>cup hand over nozzle>upgrade to moisturised spongeThis ain't my first degeneracy son
