Relatable.Let's post relatable comics in this thead.
>>143528651This is a 1/10 on the relatable scale. Sorry!
>>143528667
>>143528651>Mom is on a one-woman fagbreaking missionShe's kinda cute too, would
>>143528651Neither normal people nor fags can relate to this.
>>143528792What is a gooncave?
>>143528823It's the new term for a mancave, with a more perverted tint.
>>143528816>not seeing a priest and asking if they can do 27 polygamist marriage ceremonies on a boat in international waters
>>143528823It is a place where you meet your underlings.
>>14352893610/10
>>143528823Used to be a term for the shitty basements Something Awful users lived in. People would photograph their setups and be mocked for it.Seems like they're using goon to mean jerk off here though.
>>143528823Gooning seems to be a new word for cooming/simping that's doing the rounds on Twitter, so I imagine that a gooncave is a place to go wank.
>>143528724Same ngl
>>143528702why do women see themselves as ugly?what does that accomplish in evolutionary terms?
>>143529851>evolutionary terms?I assume makes them less likely to want to fuck women or something
>>143529851>woman in comic does _____>"why do women _____?">man in comic does _____>"lol that guy is dumb"
>>143529851I think the pressures of modern society and advertising as crystallised in the past few hundred years might be a little outside the scope of evolution.
>>143529851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRgc2hTr9BE
>>143528936I'd love a Batman comic where the Joker makes a new hideout he calls the Gooncave and gets increasingly mad and violent when he doesn't understand why everyone keeps laughing at that.
>>143529851>"i'm pretty today">why do women see themselves as ugly?anon, it's a joke about how people look worse in photos than in real life
>>143529851Beauty standards
>>143528651The crunchyroll logo is a gender now?
>>143528775This, i went to pride once. It was full of fucking normies screaming about being allies and trying to make money off itAll the gay dudes were fucking in a park nearby
>>143528651Kill all bihets
>>143531164Shut the fuck up you annoying gay incel. If you want sex, go download grindr
>>143531181By the time number 4 has been dealt with, another half a million will pop up.
>>143529244"gooning" was a term for a specific kind of delayed orgasm masturbation, but now it's just the new "cooming", which was the new "fapping".
>>143529851The same thing men seething at other men with dissimilar sexual tastes accomplishes
>>143531254It still has the connotation of wasting large amounts of time on masterbating.
>>143528874all that work when you can just go to an Imam
>>143529851Evolution isn’t real lol.
>>143528917>>143531162:^)
>>143531164Even the women?
I love fapping!
>>143528651Don't gays reproduce via parasitic worms?
>>143528702this one made me laugh
>>143533117I've seen the memes but nothing to support that. Most armchair psychologists endlessly pick around for trauma response being the answer when that mouse utopia explanation is there (the only problem is that it frames gays as a natural response to first world comfort, meaning that gays just happen when countries are successful and so it doesnt make sense to fault them). Why would you ask the question if you could look it up and find an answer? Are you not finding answers and asking for memes?
>>143533117my uncle caught gay from a toilet seat
>>143528777>>143528792>>143528816>>143528917Nekojiru wannabe
>>143528823You would have been happier not knowing.If, by the time you read this, you have yet to pollute yourself with cursed knowledge - know that there is still time to turn back.
>>143532371because the anon wouldn't provide it, the artist is wjs07kind of a cruel irony in that they distribute the same thing this comic appears to disapprove of.
>>143529851>"I need to lie more and coat my face with more makeup to seem more attractive "
>>143531162Why do people like this exist? I mean the idea of the clown world is something that they can’t address and freak the fuck out whenever it’s mentioned.
>>143534650the comic doesn't disapprove of pornit's presented as an addiction that provides a brief relief from his everyday miseryit could be replaced with drugs or alcohol for the same effect
>>143534955It's not that they can't address the clown world, it's just that being lied to and accepting that information rather than being critical of it and then blaming the state of the world on the fact that you believe bullshit is a cop-out. It's cope for being a retard who doesn't want to understand anything, just be led around by outrageous headlines.
>>143533369Well, to some extent gays are a natural response to whatever. The increasing probability of having gay sons as you have children is known, but I don't think that's been suggested to be related to the quality of life of the mother.
>>143532371I don't get the last 2 panels
>>143535115it's a routine of depression.the solution, of course, is to fuck that hot bully and cuck stacey
>>143535115he watchs porn and fapthen he thinks about killing himself
>>143533355The drawings are funny, that carries it
>>14353511580% of men are depressed and single and just stave off suicide with porn and escapism.
>>143535103That sounds like the population issue. Mouse utopia creates an overpopulation condition from that comfort. The more children you have making it so that you are more likely to produce a gay sounds like a natural pumping of the brakes on reproduction.
>>143535140>>143535147>>143535167thanks
>>143535140>>143535147what's it like to NOT being able to have post-nut clarity?
>>143535240feels like being older than your early twenties. i haven't had post nut regret in a decade.
>>143535240Is that a bad thing? What even is post-nut clarity? That you have something more productive you're putting off?
>>143533468She killed herself :(
>>143531305But WE DO have currency.
>>143528651>supportive momYeah, can't relate.
>>143528651
>>143535375The joke is that retards think being skeptical constantly skeptical makes them smart when they aren't even consistently skeptical, just selectively a they tie themselves in knots to hold on to previous impressions and bias. He isn't even asking if they are paid at all, the question is loaded with the assumption that they are paid.
>>143535484It is a bad metaphor that flatters itself.
>>143528651>I'll vocally support this minority because I want to fuck themI'll commission a drawfag to do a male feminist version of this comic, but it has to be beat-for-beat the same comic except the mom is a balding stepfather.
>>143535542It's not a metaphor, people calling other shills when they're presenting facts is very common. Also comics that try to illustrate any point is in danger of "flattering" itself. That's not even criticism.
>>143535671Shills exist.
>>143528702Don't take selfies from a low angle, you're working against yourself.
>>143535474based
>>143535784They do, but retards default to calling people shills when they don't like the information, even when it's an easy truth.
>>143536043>it's an easy truthI doubt you can provide an example as convieniant as in the comic.
>>143528775>>143528651But it is mildly amusing though.Anyway brb fapping to bottom left.>>143535474This is simple but refreshing because it's not afraid of tenuous accusations of bigotry.>LOL MEN>but also EVEN GAY MEN
>>143528702Should've taken a mirror selfie
>>143536065I've seen it happen plenty, even when it's just about certain actions and what was said. It's not about citing studies or talking about reports or what experts say, it's just "here's what this person said" complete with context and the shill accusations happen. Because it's not about addressing the validity of anything, but the source and why exactly this person is even trying to get this information to you.
>>143529851only autists assume all human behavior can be explained entirely by evolutionary psychology.
>>143528702I hate selfie culture so much its insane. You can paint it under a layer of hecking wholesome chungus modesty all you want, it's an incredibly vain and sickening habit to develop and we're worse off as a people for enabling it. >look everyone! look how good i look! look at me in the gym! don't i look good!? tell me i look good!!!
>>143528823go outside summerfag
>>143536453its cute when women do it and cringe and bad when men do it thoughbeit.
>>143536453This post was written by someone so fat they can't take a selfie with their whole head in the frame at arms length.
>>143536603Fat retards take selfies all the time you idiot. If anything these globulous cretins have only become more emboldened to continue their unhealthy lifestyles thanks to the glut of attention one receives from social media
>>143536629ozempic will fix that.
>>143536383Ah, the lesbian to bihet pipeline
>>143535474>this is a discussion about sexual assaultHow on Earth do you get that from meeting a bear in the woods
>>143537555cause the question was just a way for misandrist women to say that all men bad and all men rapists. that a man will rape and kill you in the woods and a bear will do nothing.
>>143537555The implication was that getting all your limbs torn off, organs pulled out in the most painful way imaginable, and being eaten alive is preferable to passing by a single human male because apparently they're all rapists.
>>143537434i basically exactly looked like young ronnie and this didn't even happen to me. oh well.
>>143528667Be fair, since OP is (memetically AND actually) a faggot, it is relatable for him
>>143528702YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS IN A RELATABLE COMIC ?
>>143537555Meme where women were being asked if they were alone in the woods would they rather run into a bear or a human man, and majority of women choose the bear since they think their survival chances or chances of suffering would be lower with the bear.Gay furries started making jokes that they'd have sex with the bear, so women got mad.
>>143537766>survival chancesIt's more like they can just avoid the bear or scare it away. You can't make noises to shoo away a guy and you won't be sure what they're intentions are.
>>143537766>women got mad.Source? I haven't seen that.
>>143528651of course gay faggot son has a degenerate mother who sees him as nothing but a social trophy.
>>143537843Of course you're a social retard.
>>143537861This is a good one. I like how VtM has a type of vampire that gets all ugly and fucked up.
>>143537766>Gay furries started making jokes that they'd have sex with the bear, so women got mad.Based
>>143537555It's a TikTok/Twitter meme that boils down to "men are threats under all circumstances"
>>143537821if a brown or polar bear is starving or sick in some way its going to eat you alive and there's nothing you can do in most cases. black bears are basically big skittish dogs unless its a mama.
>>143528651TBF I'd be more accepting of homosexuals if they were more buff and conventionally attractive.
>>143537946Kind of based. Might draw clown pissing later, but I'm not into balloons.
>>143537939>is starving or sickIt's not the conditions. People know bears eat people, and while not all men are unsafe to be secluded with, the bear deal doesn't include the possibility of pursuit or seclusion so it has a lot of immediate appeal. Also the conditions don't say you're armed or unarmed so you can even feel like you can just hunt the bear. Choosing the guy and just killing him to remove the possibility he'll attack you first isn't as likely to factor.
>>143537766From the ladies at my work it's like this: a chick can't defend herself against either the man or the bear, but the worst case scenario is the bear will eat her slowly and kill. For the man the worst case is he can kidnap, rape, torture, and murder with no time limit. Still a stupid argument.
>>143537821Most of the time, you can avoid the man or scare him away. Just throw rocks at random men in the woods and scream at them, and they'll avoid you. There's a chance that'll piss them off instead, but so is there a chance with a bear. The chance that you'll run into a serial killer rapist looking for his next victim, if you're encountering a random man, is much less likely than the bear being slightly hungry or territorial.
>>143538170That's actually a good argument when you factor worst case scenarios with both choices. I didn't think to consider that.
>>143538214Likelihood of outcome should factor in, though. The average bear is perfectly willing to be that worst case scenario, depending on its mood. Very few men are mentally capable of being that worst case scenario and have no temptation to be.This scenario is basically, would you rather shoot yourself or risk a .0001% chance of having all your skin peel off slowly?
>>143537990You can draw the clown boyfriend she eventually gets with pissing on her
>>143538010My one friend gave me the best answer I'd heard to date for this question:Bear, cause here in texas everyone is armed at all times, and its a lot easier to explain a dead bear.
>>143538170A glock or enough jujitsu or good charisma can ward off a man, who is very unlikely to torture with no preparation. A bear cannot be reasoned with or easily defended against, even just running away is harder
>>143538267I asked one chick who said bear how many men she thinks would do something harmful. She said roughly 30%. What kind of fucking world do we live in that women think 3 out of 10 men would harm them given the chance.
>>143538730A terminally online one.
>>143536383labels are awesome when you're young, feeling lost and alone but as you get older it matters less
>>143538428>C'mon babe, I'm clean.>Well, I'm not. >Oh. You just know public health knows this girl by first name basis. >Will a balloon work?lol she's in there every other month guaranteed
>>143537647>>143537668>>143537766>>143537929It started with a wife asking her husband which one he'd rather have his daughter with
>>143538771>cousinbased
>>143538884the original comic is in spanish so the the context might be more akin to calling someone your 'bro'
>>143538901well now I'm just disappointed
>>143530387This is way too relatable.
>>143538905that's what you get for being a degenerate
You know, the most distressing part about the bear test is the fact that it means feminism has finally succeeded in brain washing us into thinking rape is worse than murder.Because the question is ultimately, "Would you rather risk certain death, or have a 30% chance of being raped, and a 20% chance of being murdered by a man?" And women always choose the bear, because being slashed across the face, having your spine crushed under 700 pounds of weight through its paws, feeling your hand instantly crunched and ripped off by its mouth, and then bleeding to death as it rips out your organs is preferable to PIV sex with anyone but Chad.This means I can go out and curb stomp a black child and all anyone will say is "Well at least he didn't molest him too like the elites do!" On the right, and the left will go "So true buddy!" Because they've both been conditioned to be so anti-sex that's all they can think about.Then I would be released on bail by the D.A.Honestly though after this one?I can't blame women, I'd pick the bear instead of being stranded with a woman too.Because even if I don't touch her, even if I help her escape the woods with me in a few days and we find civilization again, there is no guarantee she won't accuse me of sexual assault and then I get lynched by whatever back woods mountain dirt hilly Billy people live in the nearest woodland town without a trial. Basically the bear will always be the safer choice because we live in a world of violent men and vindictive evil women in constant hysterics.Much love from Kazakhstan.
>>143538923What is "how to say that you have never had sex without saying it" Alex?
>>143538939Woman insult.
>>143538950You know there aren't any women on here, dummy.
>>143538955Then why make a post hoping they'd see it?
>>143538955nah. just spinsters, trannies, and dykes.
>>143538968Why would I make a post hoping women see it? I make posts because I believe what I say.
>>143539001Hope she sees this bro.
>>143539017Do you genuinely think that people only believe differently from you for brownie points? You know people can just legitimately disagree with you, right? There aren't any women on here, or close enough to zero as makes no difference. Your premise literally does not stand up to the most basic scrutiny.
>>143537837like most of the descriptions here, this is made up so the incel having the tantrum will have a justification for his behavior.
>>143535474>the worst the bear could do is kill meThat's still pretty damned bad. Literally the only way things could be worse is if other bad shit happened to me before I was finally killed.
>>143537766Once again, thank you gay furries for your service.
>>143539094>>143537837You can check the user and look up the responses to this comic >>143537766The other comic already posted >>143535474 was one of the responses complaining about gay furries belittling sexual assault.
>>143539178Ladies aren't made though.
>>143539178i don't doubt there are dumb shitstorms over these comics. i just view that as separate from random men hatefully screeching about women not trusting random men
>coming to an incel site to get mad at incelsbig brain move.
>>143539246On the 6th most incel board of the site too.>>143539221Random men are based though, as 95% of sexual assault happens from men the victim knows.Women of course are retarded and thus will never take the random male pill.
>>143539246>election tourist shits his pants
>>143539246you know what that's actually a fair point and I will re-evaluate
>>143539286most likely been here longer than you but where else do you expect incels/angry, young, terminally sexless men to go? they've been banned everywhere else and pisscord and its alternatives suck ass. pissing your pants over people venting about a real widespread societal issue seems more pathetic.
>>143537555the conversation boils down to "Would you rather play Russian Roulette (the bear), or enter a lottery where the rare winner gets to experience every horrible thing imaginable?"
>>143539344i don't care where they go, but>coming to 4chan and crying that people don't respect your safe spacewere you here before harmony?
>>143539358>safe spaceWell no one is saying that, they're saying if you don't want to hear incels then don't post here.
>>143539358the whole point of 4chan is anonymity and people of all types interacting. incels exist and they exist in large numbers here. either deal with it or go somewhere else where they're banned because of people like you.
>>143539370and i'm saying incels are not entitled to a fair hearing or politeness just like no one else here is. no one is obliged to stay away just because some self-victimizing faggots don't want to hearpeople who disagree with them.>>143539379eat shit, i don't care about your feelings just like you clearly don't care about mine. i will happily slit your throat.
>>143539386Lol he mad.No one has to stay away, but if you don't WANT to interact with a bunch of "self-victimizing faggots" then don't come to the website full of self victimizing faggots you dumb nigger.
how about both of you fuck off from this relateable comics threadwhat did you gay double standard thread die where you were having the exact same conversation?
>>143539399wait, i'm not finished.slit your throat and feed you to the bear i was working with ALL ALONGbut slightly more seriously, it doesn't hurt my feelings if terrible people are upset. it's pleasant to make fun of human scum.
>>143539424Seethe harder lol
>>143539441>>143539424
>>143539386>>143539424trying too hard.
>>143539441your concession is acceptedtry not to broadcast your tantrum unprompted next time>>143539453you are, yes. your narrative doesn't make sense.
>>143539463your concession is acceptedtry not to broadcast your tantrum unprompted next time
>post says incels are mad>incels line up to screech NO Uwho could have foreseen
>>143529851>why do women see themselves as ugly?Because it encourages them to improve their appearance, and consequently their chances of finding a mate>>143536445big retard
>>143539482>i willingly came to a site full of things i hate and i am mad... how could this happen?
>>143539477this would work better if you hadn't decided to vaguepost your outrageor if the post you got mad about were unprompted and not a direct response to a post asking a question.>>143539502why would i be mad that you, a shitty person who is clearly upset about being calle what you are (a fact you have not even attempted to deny), are mad?
I'd say be the bigger man and leave but both of you sound like a my 600lb life double featurego shit up a loli thread or w/e with your faggotry
>>143528775>>143528667This
>>143539529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJezYP0A3M4
>>143539543>this NB they them abominationidk what's more cringe, the theybomination or your post
>>143539523Nigga you threw your arms around while crying screaming about slitting throats.
>>143539556>nooo, you're not allowed to use exaggerated language here, nobody ever does thatlol ok
>>143538428why do they need a condom for the strap? just wash it.
>>143539572You can, it's just generally meant to be funny and not come off as trying too hard with post ironic vitriol behind it from being incapable of understanding the situation.
LOL
>>143539584I understood it as he was going to fuck her anally at first and then she pegs himbut it's funnier to think that she would consider her dildo dirty because she has stds so I'm going to think this now
>>143539529This one isn't even bad, women are expected to look after kids more than men are. It's based.
>>143539543I disagree with this entire video for one single reason:It's not going to be men reading this womans comics and going "Oh yeah I will be more mindful as a father to take up more responsibilities and do my part for my wife."It's going to be mostly women who are going to make an echo chamber and go "Hahah I truly do hate who men are conditioned to not do any house work or planning what a shitty gender even if we say it's societies fault for conditioning them or something."I also disagree with the section about washing the anus at 12 minutes.I say this as a man who washes his asshole every time I bathe, ever since I was a child, but I also bathe every 4 months.Why? Because women will hate me regardless, women don't judge men based on grooming, so why bother.Yeah some women say that they appreciate grooming or whatever, but what people say and people do are fundamentally different, though only men seem to notice this.Women will eat out Chads filthy asshole no questions asked, but even though studies show that people who experience loneliness shower the most they won't go near sub 8 men.Basically women have done more to condition men to not groom than fragile masculinity or homophobia does. By not offering blowjobs as a reward every time men shower and free rimjobs every time they wash their ass, no one has to shower, much less the Chads who are guaranteed sex for their faces period.My point is everything is womens fault actually if you look carefully, no matter what it is.Which is an achievement honestly, I applaud women, imagine living under patriarchy and still fucking things up then shifting into maximum overdrive when given freedom, I mean that is just impressive, I respect it.
>>143539821>writing all this shit in response to a theythem videoCringe bro
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Relateable
>>143539897So true.
>>143538754I feel that. I think it's relatable to a lot of people.
>>143535474>Sir, this is a discussion about sexual assaultSHUT THE FUCK UP if you’re not going to be honest about WHERE the sexual assault is coming from. Fucking lefties and their demands.
>>143538765>>143539584At least she knows to wash her stuff
>>143536374What, are they not attractive enough?
>>143539988>waking up an hour earlyCant relate at all, dumb bitchGet up, have a dhower, have breakfast, get my shit together
>>143538491TBF the same is true about women. Case in point: pic related
>>143539529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTIwXsD9lPM
>>143538730Per capita?
>>143540014
>>143539101I'm pretty sure that she was cut off, with the next sentence being something along the lines of "but bear attacks are extremely rare".
>>143538491>making this gayass argument when dudes want to fuck monster girls and evdn sufficiently fem monster boys
>>143538730I wish I could time travel and tell men on the titanic to not bother saving these ungrateful wenches
>>143535474>alone in the forest>random man>probably a skinwalker>random bear>probably a skinwalkerTl;dr>would you want to be alone in the forest with a skinwalkerUnfortunately its neither relateable nor a comic so i cant post the greentext of the k anon who claimed to have fucked a skinwalker
>>143537671it didn't happen to him either, remember that this is a guy who created a fictitious female roommate in his comic to friendzone his self insert
>>143528823Edging with a side of hypno fetishism. And a fetishizing your inability to get off without porn.At least that's what it was the last time I was in /hc/. I stay the fuck away from there now, that board needs Jesus.
>>143539821I think we disagree on some core concepts, and I feel bad that you believe that women will "hate you regardless", but I have to stop for a second and appreciate that your post indicates a couple of key things:1. You have a fairly coherent and well-articulated worldview (even if I personally disagree, I would be a hypocrite not to recognize that)2. I think you thought about the subject matter at hand instead of knee-jerk reacting with all the weight and importance of a Facebook "laugh" react3. You clearly watched all of, or close enough, of the material involved and digested it and came to your own conclusionsHonestly, I say this with no single iota of sarcasm or cynicism, well done, and I think these points speak well to your intellectual honesty, even if this environment laughs at that concept generally (both the internet at large and 4chan specifically)
>>143540001yeah man if you have to get up at 6:30 and you wake up an hour beforehand, spend that hour preparing for your day instead of the normal rush and you'll feel ten times better throughout your day, even if you got an hour less sleep than you could have. REM cycles can be a bitch. Also, vaguely related but as an autistic person with legitimate, diagnosed PTSD (I know I know, laugh, throw tomatoes, ex chetera) I find that if I wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep, try being up for like half an hour to an hour. Fake a "day" by getting up, putting basic clothes on and watching some videos, play a few minutes of a game you like, eat something, then an hour in yawn and go back to sleep. It tricks your whatever systems in your brain into thinking you had a whole day and it's a lot easier to fall back asleep.
>>143539884kek seethe more
>>143540179NTA, but "kek", "cringe", "seethe" and "onions" all make me automatically assume you have a yeast infection and athlete's foot on your balls
>>143540109Thanks or whatever.>I feel bad that you believe that women will "hate you regardless"Well no I know they will they told me regardless.That was my point, in a looksist society men have the least incentive to groom themselves when the only thing women care about is their biological appearance, they aren't shamed into it by other men, no one wakes up and then one day their dad tells them while the mom isn't looking >"Son never wash your asshole, washing your asshole is gay."Because most fathers aren't even allowed to curse at their children.Most people start out hygienic then are discouraged to stop. When men figured out women didn't care the ones who are efficient stopped.We are slowly starting to see this with women soon too, as men are now openly asking for "Women who stink good."I give it less than a century before the total neetification of society finishes and everyone starts freeballing their 2 week old body odor everywhere and compliments turn to>"Howdy my dear femoid, your musky bo is very feminine and your pheromones make my dick hard like a bee.">"Thanks my good scrote, but I only date Chads, sorry, go donate to some e girl. Not me though."
>>143540191I’d tell her what to doEAT MOAR
>>143540094That's exactly why I'm always packing heat.Like, imagine walking down the street at night and suddenly BOOM!... you get Mothman'd out of nowhere.
>>143540199>>"Son never wash your asshole, washing your asshole is gay."This but unironically with americans
>>143540199>I give it less than a century before the total neetification of society finishes and everyone starts freeballing their 2 week old body odor everywhereHonestly, I'm here for that. You're batting 2 for 2, my unexpected chum.Also, genuinely friendly advice, you need to meet more of other kinds of women. They're not all like that. It feels hollow, I know, but "keep your chin up", there actually, genuinely, are plenty of fish in the sea. Or, give up sexual pursuits! I got divorced, and decided I needed to spend my life working on improving myself and doing good for my fellow man, instead of trying to get laid. My life has significantly improved in a few ways after I did so. People like me a LOT more now. Turns out when you're not chasing it, it stops being so alluring.
>>143540195>supposedly nta and still saying onionsnewfag alert also smhtbhfamalan that's not comfy... can't believe you doing me a heckin' microaggression....
>>143540280I was including him in that as well, to be fair
>>143540199If you wash your ass, you're not wholly straight. Poop comes out of there, why do you need it to be spotless?
>>143540297So... you don't stink?
>>143540238>Also, genuinely friendly advice, you need to meet more of other kinds of women.That's the fun part, I don't meet women period, they all avoid me, and the ones who don't I end up having the worst time with, I accidentally sat in Stacies seat the second week of this one class, they didn't avoid me, mostly because they thought nothing of me, I ignored them, they ignored me, then it went horribly, meanwhile the women I do want to be around do unironic 360's away from me like in gif rel after I make eye contact with them, I think because they can sense the intent through my pupils.That said, "Just stop chasing" is one of those easier said than done pieces of advice especially for an ex divorcee.
>>143540306>That said, "Just stop chasing" is one of those easier said than done pieces of advice especially for an ex divorcee.You know what, that's a fair point well taken. We had a bunch of threesomes and stuff when we were married, so I guess I don't have a leg to stand on in giving advice in that department.
>>143540306Faggot hereJust stop chasing, it really is that easy.
>>143540316>new facial hairI cannot grow facial hair
>>143540316You must be 18 to post here
>>143537555>How on Earth do you get that from meeting a bear in the woodsthe question was would you rather come across a bear or a man in the middle of the woods
>>143540349Cant relate. Women have decided any interaction between myself and children is inherently pedophilic
>>143540355Both, chances are all of us are skinwalkers so it would just be that meme of spiderman pointing at himself
>>143540341ayyyo aint no coudin to be on the heap. fun puckin takin dat trick round eer. sheeeeiit
>>143540375...what
>>143536554Thoughbeit is not a word.
>>143538730>>143540074Women are complete neuroticsThe female hysteria diagnosis of the past was justified and based on facts
>>143540432i unironically do not care thougheverbeit.
>>143540432Words are created and reused freely thoughever.
>>143540437Shut up incel.female hysteria is just men dont want to deal with it. Its like saying in the nowtimes all you losers crying about bears and sjws is just male hysteria
>>143540495NTA I'm not reading that but yes.
>>143536413this is scream for helpshe wants a man and a baby
>>143540475Good attitude, thoughsobeit for me I prefer thoughsobeit.
>>143528651now draw the porn.
>>143531162From my experience it's:>A: Anyway, I couldn't believe it when I saw that news.>B: That's because the article you read was false, here is the evidence that it's false>A: But according to the evidence I have, your news channel is spreading falsehood. It exist entirely to gaslight people into thinking my political color is wrong.>B: That's because you were gaslighted by your website, which exist entirely to lie to my political color>A: Actually no, my website compares the same news from different political websites and tells me which one presents what facts>B: With make up believe data you shouldn't trustetc.For example, did you ever listen to the slogans in regards to trans kids?>Left: We want to protect kids! Allow transition for kids!>Right: We want to protect kids! Ban transition for kids!It's fucking ridiculous
>>143540495>female hysteria is just men dont want to deal with itfemale hysteria is the proof being gay isn't a choice. I guarantee almost every single straight man has wished he was gay at some point so he didn't have to deal with that woman bullshit to get laid.
>>143540699>For example, did you ever listen to the slogans in regards to trans kids?No, I somehow remained ignorant of a culture war debate that I have to see every fucking day on every fucking board because burgers just will not fucking shut up about their tranny obsession. Thanks for letting me know.
>>143540754If being gay is a choice that implies being straight is a choice
>>143528816heh...
>>143538491>OMG why are incel freaks obsessed with fucking robots/monster girls/anime/etc
>>143541101That wasn't asked. Women were criticized for the Twilight thing. Men being horny for whatever is less of an issue because males being horney is part of the conquest aspect, males are valued for that. Women are valued for being sexy but modest, meaning their desires are a dirtier topic. They are taken, they are to be pursued, objects of desire to be earned. Men are the earners meaning in sexuality they must be passive. Active female sexuality, not them trying to be desirable, but in them desiring, borders closer to a taboo.
>>143538771Checked it, I'm a native spanish speaker, te lo juro por Dieguito Maradona, he's clearly talking to his cousin, also most of the pages made me kek, they have a more informal tone
>>143531162literally every time there's a /pol/ bait thread with a shopped news article of some kind
>>143535276Usually it's "I could have done something better with my time than watch this shit" or "Why did I masterbate to this?"
>>143541160Women were criticized for Twilight because it was poorly written dogshit, not because women wanted to fuck a guy with fangs and a werewolf. All men know it's in womens nature to want to fuck dogs and cannibals, but for the love of God write shit correctly if you must.Same thing with 50 Shades of Grey, it's a traditional relationship drama between two people who fell in love, and the entire series is about them problem solving together, fucking, and being in love while having mind blowing sex. Between two humans.Do you want to know why it still had a fanbase of mostly women and it didn't instantly have men cheering it on and celebrating it for being "based and trad?"Because it was written like dogshit, because women write romance on the level of pornography, and I mean the shitty western type, because men write hentai doujins with better takes on love than women writing serious novels do.This is also why the worst comic I ever read was a love story written by a woman.Women were called out for shitty writing, not being monster fuckers. In fact that's the case with most things, when we call out women it isn't because of what they're doing but how, they just refuse to listen to men when we tell them the truth that most of what they do is just not competent at all and they should stop.
>>143539053>There aren't any women on hereI saw on an amphibia thread long ago, some black girl randomly posted her hand with a margarita, they are hiding everywhere here
>>143538491The funny thing is, all of these guys were innocent
>>143540817Yeah, the default one.
>>143539489I've grown to love this meme format
>>143541733Harvey and Louis weren't but Louis to be fair was just masturbating. No clue who the other guy is. Bill is innocent though.
>>143536374The best thing ever is "ethical porn". It's the regular porn but before the action begins they sit theactress in front of the camera and make her say how much she loves her porn career and how happy she is that she dropped out of high school and alienated her entire family. Honestly, live action porn industry IS fucking horrible and I think that the only ethical way to masturbate is drawn porn.
>>143540495Actually it was born of a belief that, typically, women struggled with emotional control and were more psychologically volatile on average when it came to things like stress, trauma and shock, even then though Hysteria was still seen as relatively rare and a sign something was wrong rather than typical of women, it was just also seen as well, if a woman goes crazy it was less of a problem than if a man went crazy because of the perceived lesser danger.The male equivalent was Paranoia, the idea being that women were more prone to overreactions to things that actually existed or happened in short bursts, but men were prone to having long burning antisocial episodes born of seeing shit that wasn't there essentially.Either one could manifest in either men or women, but it was a noted trend that each one was prone to happening overwhelmingly more in one sex or the other.Coincidentally both of these turned out to be broadly correct and indeed fit those patterns, and paranoia is still on the books while hysteria largely just got renamed and broken down to shut up feminists which ironically is probably part of why people think so many women these days are crazy, science advanced to treat people better but hundreds of fucking women are just coddled and have a psychological issue affirmed or ignored while they go undiagnosed.
>>143537861>"a Medusa" instead of "a gorgon" is fine>"a Frankenstein's monster" (or worse just "a Frankenstein") instead of, I don't know, zombie or something, is fine>Probably other common examples too that I can't think ofBesides, would you fuck a Dracula is a valid question BECAUSE there are so many depictions of him that it ends up meaning which ones would you.
>>143540316The guy one should be "You can't stop being horny now"
>>143538010>the bear deal doesn't include the possibility of pursuit or seclusionAnon, the word "stalking" describes animal behavior. Animals will shadow you, bears included. If you're lucky they do it visibly because they want you to fuck off. If you're unlucky they will follow your for miles, looking for an opportunity to strike, without you even being aware of it.
>>143536571I need the skull of regret to show up at every KFC in my city.These fuckers always forget the extra tendies unless I specifically check on the drive-through
>>143528651They'd be happier going back inside.
>>143529851>why do women see themselves as ugly?It's a tranny.
>>143539529>>143539543>>143539727A couple day ago my mom started screaming "fuck you" because I ate one of her peaches.
>>143542711Never mess with a woman's peaches, she'll never forgive you.
>>143536383Takes her an entire lifetime to figure that one out huh
>>143540576Yes >>143536453You look good and I’m proud of all you’ve achieved
>>143539480Did this tranny really have the audacity to include a stan Lee cameo in his comic as if it were a marvel movie
>>143542896Oh no, I can't believe she disrespected the sancticity of capeshit slop so brazenly.
>>143542965It’s not that capeshit and Stan Lee are sacred, it’s that this chump buys into marvel bullshit so hard that they actually think marvel’s marketing easter eggs are a cool special effect to add anywhere
>>143539492>Because it encourages them to improve their appearance, and consequently their chances of finding a matethanks. this is the first answer that makes sense. i didnt think of that possible solution. you have enlightened me.
>>143543265I can relate
>>143543717He is figuratively me.
>>143539094Dear fucking god do you twitter troons ever not shut up about chuds and incels?
>>143540882>diet 'Tossyawn
>>143529244What a boner
>>143531162Gee whiz
>>143541526>This is also why the worst comic I ever read was a love story written by a woman.Full Metal Alchemist?
>>143544141What? No it's a full on romance from Europe.
>>143537821>You can't make noises to shoo away a guyyes she can, she just needs to start nagging
>>143541526>In fact that's the case with most things, when we call out women it isn't because of what they're doing but how, they just refuse to listen to men when we tell them the truth that most of what they do is just not competent at all and they should stop.I'd love to see men knocking the Twilight out of women's hands telling them to stop reading slop and then replacing it with cape comics.
>>143541160>males are valued for that.How can I get my trophey for "most wants to put my dick in a dragon" award?
>>143540034There are plenty of female murderers and shit to better illustrate the point
>>143538491>you're either chadthundercock or you're an untouchablevery telling
>>143538730well india has roughly 1.9 billion people. How many muslims are there?33 percent might be generous.
>>143546048for women 2 types of men exist>ones they want to fuck: tall and handsome, may or may not have to be confident and charismatic depending on how much of a princess she is, may or may not be well off financially, these men are identifiable within 3 seconds of meeting them >everyone else who doesn't exist unless they interact with the woman first ruining her day and causing seethe
>>143535474Based man.
>>143546012>female murdersYeah, any woman who gets an abortion.
>>143536413I'd like to make her womb scream, if you catch my cold.
>>143528651Gays are attracted to old hags? What is this comic saying?
>>143537766
>>143546392>Gays are attracted to old hags? What is this comic saying?The comic is praising how the mom of the gay guy in panel 1 is so cool and gays love ally moms who show support (yet she also is secretly creaming herself over all the attractive men at pride). Meanwhile, the gay son is both embarrassed and for some reason jealous that his mom of all people is getting more attention at pride than himself. It's both unrealistic and pure delusion. No gays would be fawning over this woman, and the son would be out back getting railed by these guys while she's alone holding her sign in support.
>>143546223For your own sake please go outside and observe actual people at least once in your life.
>>143546504i do. i do not exist to women my age and younger, and if i tried to i can only imagine how upset or standoffish they'd act because a low status/value male dare tried to interact with them in a fashion where they cannot simply swipe their existence away and go about their day.
>>143539897Fuck pancakesfags waffles are superior because they have the grooves to hold the maple syrup while pancakes are just stupid sponges that take up all the maple syrup and get soggy.
>>143546392>>143546488TL;DR: it's a heterosexual woman's fantasy. Even when the men aren't attracted to her, she is still somehow their focus. And she is also clearly attracted to them.
>>143540076You just know.
>>143528651What kind of pathetic beta bitch feels jealous about hooking with faggots?What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>143546546>I never tried but if I ever did try I know I'd fail because I'm not good enoughTurns out nobody likes a self-depreciating sad mop.
>>143546692If he tried to be positive and that still made women avoid him you'd just call him a creep.Be honest and say it's about phsyical attractiveness and money, that's all femoids care about
>>143546692good looking/tall sad sacks are endearing and mysterious. it is literally just looks. everyone is shallow, women especially, and we just so happen to unfortunately live in the most shallow era of human history.
>>143536413I don't get itis that her inner demon screaming?
>>143547108conventionally attractive quirky xddd girl not like the other girls wants sex and to be knocked up by good looking man.
>>143537861*Lugosi
>>143547141...what? how did you even come to that conclusion?
>>143547247have you not seen this bitch irl?
>>143542039Or a "dragon" when it's clearly a fucking wyvern. Fuck's sake.
>>143546713>>143546726>If he tried to be positive and that still made women avoid him you'd just call him a creep.At least that'd mean he wouldn't cry about it on a cartoons forum and sound like a bitter incel. What if you can't get some thots' attention? They probably weren't worth it if they're as shallow as you believe.
>>143547958>improve your personality incel>*dates attractive asshole*reminder to never listen to what women say but watch how they act.
>>143544084You have that backwards. The Foxwood guy is a far better artist too, he just doesn't relentlessly shill his comic with sockpuppet twitter and reddit accounts like your obese Puerto Rican mutt does.
>>143544084Stonetoss is just diet ben garrison
>>143542711I've been feeling really really down today and that made me do a mad little cackle out loud and that brief moment made me feel a little bit better so thank you very much for that
>>143548001>I created an imaginary scenario in my head and now I am madJust... don't... try to date thots?
>>143548330if she breaths she's a thot.
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