Could a Henry Hoover cartoon work?
>>143338506Saw a video of a guy sticking his dick in one of these.
>>143338506It'd suck
oh just post the Rocko's Modern Life copypasta and be done with it already.
Best I can give you is an excessively twee story about a female-to-male Henry vacuum coming to terms with her job as a magical girl miko type fighting ghosts.
Those will rip your dick off.
Too late YouTube cartoons already started https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6ePPwOlVsk
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>>143338506I used to have such autistic hyperfixation with vacuum cleaners as a kid.
>>143338774What you're describing is really common for some reason
>>143338774Let's hear about this, anon
>>143338809>>143338833I used to be a sucker (no pun intended) for the vacuum cleaner vore trope in cartoons, kinda like the one in that episode of Rocko, and for a short period I just had an autistic interest at looking up vacuum cleaners with suction pipes like Henry when I was a wee lad. At least it didn't awake any fetishes in me later on in life.
>>143338901Was that a common cartoon trope? One day you're watching cartoons about vacuum cleaners. The next you're coming out to your family with your Henry Hooversona.
>>143339109It was pretty common.https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViciousVac
>>143339141These too https://cartoonresearch.com/index.php/toons-abhor-a-vacuum-part-1/https://cartoonresearch.com/index.php/toons-abhor-a-vacuum-part-2/ >>143338901Were you the one who was posting about Totally Spies doing this?
>>143339217I think I bought it up once, though I never watched Totally Spies as a kid.
>>143338586>Debbie Phantom
>>143338901imagine gooning to this
>>143340409>gooningPlease no, they're disgusting
>>143340446>add eyelashes>suddenly /co/ will want to fuck it
>>143339528Her love interest is a domestic terrorist who decided not to shoot up a grocery store and just argue about the same video game being about communism with the same ten guys on the internet all day.
>>143338901>punsFuck what is it about vacuums and puns
>>143341313There's only really 1 pun you can make
>>143340446I had a shower thought the other day that gooners are just guys who weren't taught any coping mechanisms, so they process all their bad or uncomfortable emotions by masturbating to them. Kind of like what gives people a fetish for perilous situations, but gooners have it for literally everything that causes negative feelings. They gaslight themselves into finding their unfortunate circumstances (such as being cripplingly lonely or having terrible autism) hot because it's the only way they know how to deal with their anger, sadness or fear. Blaming goon culture on porn addiction alone isn't looking at the bigger picture. They got addicted to porn because fapping is the only form of stress relief they've ever known. For example, notice how the blacked gooners are almost always racists, fapping to what they hate is an outlet to relieve that internal stress. Gooners are just neglected outcasts and could easily be de-goonified with some basic guidance.I would feel bad for them if they didn't keep devolving into pedo territory because muh taboo. I also hate how they try to spread like cancer and act like horny crabs in a bucket because misery loves company. But at least they're completely open and honest about that, so if you get into it then you've only got yourself to blame.
>>143338506For some reason my brain over wrote this guy with Henry Hoover.
>>143341899He's so fucking hot
>>143341878>They gaslight themselves into finding their unfortunate circumstances hotgooner captions do have that vibe>GOD I LOVE BEING A FRIENDLESS VIRGIN DISAPPOINTMENT TO MY PARENTS>NYA~ IT'S SO HOT THAT NOBODY LOVES ME>IT SURE IS SEXY TO BE A SOCIALLY AWKWARD SHUT-IN! I CAN'T DO SMALL TALK OR MAKE EYE CONTACT! HOW HOT IS THAT, GUYS?They turned semen into the ultimate copium
>>143341479That's the saturation that was getting to me. One and only one pun spiraling into the ground like a gooseworx drill whenever it happens.
>>143338506>>143343186
Already did a live action adaptation
