Goblins all around
>>143320784Incase has created one of the best depictions of female goblins, no one else has made a decent attempt.
>>143322317Wish he would’ve done more with them before ending the comic with no sex
>>143321011
>>143321011>>143322357This show sucks because they censor out the anime girls nipples during the goblin rape scenes. They wouldve never done that in an anime rape scene in the 90s
>>143322317She looks fun, but I'm not reading Alfie.
>>143322334>>143322317I liked that comic a lot. The drama was good, the sex was good, the art was good. Too bad his hands are fucked and he literally can't even draw right now. I hope it's temporary... I rather liked his artwork.
>>143320668crazy goblins
>>143322370>This show sucks because they censor out the anime girls nipples during the goblin rape scenes.Okay. It's not for everybody.
>>143322396Same. Even though I wish he’d go back to drawing Waifus.
>>143320668Heh her, yeah boy...
>>143320668i hate these shortstack goblins, actually i hate shorstacks in general.i want the opposite of a shortstack.
>>143322558Giantess?
>>143322558You probably shouldn't click on shortstack goblin threads then.
>>143322558
>>143322370>show
>>143322558>opposite of a shortstackwtf is that supposed to be?
>>143322558beanpoles?
>>143322558Fuck off attention whore.
>>143322604Not that guy but yes
>>143322317damn haven't caught up in a while now we've finally got goblins. please tell me she has sex scenes?
>>143320784He's posting it here because there was a goblin thread here the other day and nobody on /co/ has a single original thought in their empty little heads so he's just going to keep posting it over and over until some other topic gets a moderate amount of posts, and then he'll post that repeatedly.
>>143324933You sound like a dumb chick
>>143324996You sound like a retarded cock-gobbling faggot.
>>143322317She looks like a spastic goober. It's adorable. There more pages of her or other girls like her?
>>143324996I support any and all women who seethe at goblins, fuck goblins, not literally either, all goblin fuckers are species traitors who'd probably fuck a Neanderthal if they could, and should be killed.
Forestbox draws some cute gobbos
>>143325510
>>143325530cute
>>143325517Can't bite if she's head down ass up.
>>143326051slut
My favorite gobbo is Tani from cranihum1
>>143320668Get out of here, Norman!
>>143322558A Longstick?
https://youtu.be/IaUN3IJhSao?si=wlhYzvaJIGHp5YYt
>>143320668When did goblins become shortstack 24/7 horny bimbos?
>>143328173Corruption of Champions
>>143328204>Time to get fucked, slut.
>>143328204A certain goblin from that game did do a lot to make me see the light of gobbo girls.
Look at it.
>>143329697kek nice pondering
>>143328157>>143326733>>143325530I hate goblins so much bros they are always walking around grabbing my dick
Can i get a cute goblin boys now...
>>143328204While this game sparked my lust for green love, it certainly did not start the trend
>>143322558Are you me? Except for the last part.Like short. Like stacked. (somewhat)Do not like shortstacks.>>143322607Why must the one invariably involve the other? Is a proportionate goblin really so much to ask. Look at the husband claimer. She's reasonable.>>143322765A tallflat?
Fuck this goblin spam. It's just an extension of discord tier le heckin trash gremlin bullshit.
>>143322439Fuck a curve into her.
/tg/ janny hates anything that isn't a general or somehow related to 40k. That's why these threads are made on other boards.
>>143333702You're honestly incredibly lucky janny is allowing them here, he must love goblins just as much as he hates furries and lolicon because these are really nothing to do with comics and cartoons at all. Not that I mind them personally, but I still think they'd be better off on /aco/. Posting explicit pics is not a requirement there you know.
>>143333777>y-you don't have to post porn on /aco/m8 nobody is buying this. People posting in this thread want scantily clad/sexy material but obviously not porn. If they did they wouldn't be here, simple as.
>>143333798Anon I use /aco/ on a regular basis, I know for a fact that plenty of cheesecake material gets posted there. I'm not hostile to the thread, the reason I'm here is because I like the content but I can't see art dump threads like this with no ties to any /co/ media surviving for long here, that's all I'm saying.
>women get nose jobs>Women get breast reductions>Women hate being short>Women think men want tall blonds>Pic related what men actually want and would wife upWomen couldn't be any more clueless about what what men like. Assholes probably start getting war reductions next
>>143333934>warEar reductions I mean
>>143333934If goblin women actually existed, then human women would need to step up their game
>>143333934Men want big tits, loyalty, and a woman who has a high enough libido to want to fuck a lot. They don't care if that women is small and green.
>>143334091Green skin would be a bonus And height doesn't matter to men
>>143333023>try to steal from her>arm is lost in her cleavage
>>143333952>If goblin women actually existed, then human women would need to step up their gameI e always thought it would be funny in a game or book if there was a race of green skinned elves and way later it is revealed that they are actually just a cross between humans and goblins and human women and goblin men were just bred out of the equation. Royalty and nobles would be a little taller and attractive because only the hottest human women could compete at all.
My goblins never seem goblinny enough.
>>143328157>the goblin milf got her own pagesBASED Flick giving the people what they want.
>>143322396What happen to his hands?
Would goblins be stoners?
>>143334416Probably depends on the goblinSeems like the only common trait between all forms of goblin women is that they love to fuck and get pregnant. Some would probably not want to be stoners if they thought it lowered their labido
>>143334540
>>143334901"How I married a goblin from the first dungeon and overpopulated the starting village with baby goblins" a manga
>>143334901Oh god big butt, and the lighter color soles how can a man resist
Goblin women must smell like unwashed ass and pussOnly the hottest human women could compete. And they still don't have as high a labido or produce as many children.
>>143320668
>>143335085>Goblin women must smell like unwashed ass and pussThat’s why you gotta domestic them and bathe them
>>143322357What would happen if the goblins were female in the anime and manga? How would that work or would it be a harem anime?
>>143335128He'd become Goblin Fucker.
>>143335104MaybeBut something would have to be bad wrong with them for human men to impregnate them into some sort of famine event. Human men love to fuckGoblin women love to fuck and have babiesThere would have to be some kind of deterrent to avoid economic collapse
>>143335128Depends how attractive they are and how aggressive or murderous they are
>>143322429I can't believe that the gobbo slayer has the same taste in women as I have
>>143320668I'll take the one with the biggest bush please. nothing else matters
>>143321011i forgot. are there female goblins in this setting?
>>143334901
>>143329697Me on the right
>>143335761No. They reproduce via rape
>>143322558>>143323898Good taste my man
need goblin
>>143320668>zero goblins in the picture>just pointy eared/elephant eared chicks with weird skin tonesThose are coom elves
Green buttcheeks.
>>143322610>lanklette goblinsNow we're talking
>>143336290I dont think having such a thick ass would help a goblin.
>>143335183There would be less humans because so many men are with horny goblins, which eventually means less goblins, which means the remaining humans live in more plentiful times, have lots of sons, they fuck the goblin, cycle repeats.
>>143336449Impact cushion, helps prevent internal injuries.
>>143334923With all the other crazy isekai/harem concepts out there, I'm surprised this one isn't a thing. Guy reincarnates into another world, becomes a goblin fucker, and breeds his own tower defense army against adventurers.
>>143328157The one on the far left is cute.
and if you look through goblin glasses, everything looks like goblins BWAHAHAHA!
Post that goblin called Trinket.
>>143334379Exploded.
>>143339994
>>143340222The boss looks a little different than I remember.
>>143339994>>143340190>>143340199>>143340203BUILT
>>143326733Mine is Alky!!
>>143340552I've seen what this bitch gets up to. No way man.
>>143340552I've seen what this bitch gets up to. Yes way man.
>want to make goblin comic with goblins in it>the number of different brushes in krita keep scaring me off>let alone everything else>there are less goblins in the world because of me>I am the reason for a lack of goblin content>can't even blame the jews, women, or black people for this one (even though it is still their fault)
>>143341328You have to draw goblins anon or the Jews win. You don't want that, do you?
>>143341328I hope you fail
>>143341422Why? I need a bigger list of reasons to not even try or else I won't feel justified in my lack of effort.
>>143321011Eternal reminder that Goblin Slayer would have no idea what he's looking at if he say a shortstack goblin girl. Female goblins don't exist in his world, nor are they even sapient at that size. He'd just assume they're weird halflings and be on his way.
>>143322558I didn't know Jacob Witting posted on /co/.
>lots of barefoot goblins>No feet being licked
>>143336226Yeah, yeah, and attractive female orcs aren't orcs; just muscle elves, right?
>>143340552
>>143324874a 3some with a minator with impregnation with alfie fucking a beastman in the same bed as the goblins I think
>>143321011The answer to that question is yes.
>>143322357And that's why we see him in this kind of situation.
>>143336290>>143336521>>143339994>>143340190
>>143322558You don't have a choice in the matter.
>>143342076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciUofUEwjCg
>>143326733Plenty of good stuff from that fellow.
>>143328157Love me some Flick.
>>143326733Wonder what her breastmilk tastes like.
>>143333798Happy goblin marriages are the best.
>>143334091Goblin brides are simply a treasure.
>>143341963He'd bluntly ask if it's a goblin like he did with the ogre and upon hearing yes, he'd club it like a baby seal
>>143342624Maybe this.
>>143334363Right on.
>>143334527Nott was the gateway goblin for so many people.
>>143335104Goblins clean up like no other.
>>143336096Drunk goblin specifically.
>>143322558A tall stick?
>>143336290Fat green buttcheeks.
>>143339994We love goblin queens around here.
>>143340222Naturally, goblins love pizza. Specifically American pizza.
>>143341404Goblins and treasure chests go together like goblins and big chests.
>>143342822Let's not pretend you need to specify American pizza. It's the default pizza, everyone who hears the word pizza instantly envisions an American pizza. Only Italians have a different opinion.
>>143342624Oily, probably.
>>143342847Good point. Imagine being Italian and having THE most cucked food on the planet while pretending to be the best in the world.
>>143336523the goblice will take any an all bribes as long as they’re shiny and/or edible
>>143342860How on earth did you even manage to find a sample version of that image? Legit didn't even know it existed.
>>143341328>can't even blame the jews, women, or black people who do you think made all the different krita brushes
>>143342981I get all of my goblins from 4chan.
>>143343038a grown man sat down and wrote all this with a hardon
>>143343082That man is me
>>143343082That's how most great literature was written
>>143343082As goblin artists are wont to do.
>>143343160Dibs on sleepy.
>>143343160>for some reason a common trope of isekai stories is getting slave(s) and how slavery is actually goodI feel like you could make a drinking game out of how quick it takes a isekai manga/anime to get to the part where the MC is getting a slave
>>143343227I think it stems from the somewhat childish idea that "well I'm actually saving them because they were kept in a cage dressed in rags before I bought them but now they get to be treated like my girlfriend so they are far better off"
>>143342052If they're green but don't have tusks, they're not orksIf they don't have pointy noses, they're not goblinsSimple as
If this thread is still up by tomorrow, I might try to get in a goblin story that I'm working on.
>>143343663Don't let your filthy dreams stay dreams, fellow goblin enthusiast.
What's her boombox playing?
>>143343931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGX-C6-q10g
I think this is my favorite goblin image.
>>143341328Bro you need like two brushes. Hard and soft.
>>143343227Japanese men have weird fantasies
>>143320784Because coomers gonna coom, and they especially like to do it in front of the rest of us because they're sick degenerates.
>>143340222Always had a soft spot for Boss. Something about her I always liked. Goblin Boss works really well. Her instead of leading her tribe would be cool.
>>143344818And they haven't had the chance to act them out since WW2 either!
>>143343931https://youtu.be/9kAEoCHANYY?si=x5mF73ihW6_kRH8m
>>143327642Normanbros I am closely monitoring this thread in case of any ideas...regarding a little of my serum making it's way into Emily's morning coffee. Bitch comes back after all these years but now she's on my side and Peter can't get enough women for his harem so much so that he's coming onto my turf and stealing my gimmick. All these impostors and so many goblins nowadays. There's only room for one family of goblins!
>>143345127Any more?
>>143345127>>143344519>>143344319>>143342981hot
>>143341328just draw homie
>>143320668I wasn't into goblins before but then I saw this comic by Huffslove which shows a tallflat tomboy elf turn into a green shortstack...
>>143341328I made a comic with Krita using only a pencil and ink brush (the one with a brush icon that is 40px default size. dunno the name). and the fill tool. worked out fine.
>>143346704An absolute red hot green girl.There's something about blonde hair that gives goblins that X factor that takes the depravity of their sexiness to a new level.
>>143320668Sauce? I've seen this artist before. And the sig in the bottom corner isn't much help
SMALL GREEN MONSTER WOMEN HAVING SEXUAL WITH HUMAN MEN
>>143347714SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST
For anyone who is a fan of his work, do you prefer Incase’s goblins when they were green halflings or the newer ones where they are more wild looking?
>>143348481I don't know, I always thought the size difference between humans and goblin girls was half the fun.
>>143348460WRIST CANCER
>>143339065The queen of /b/ drawthreads...
>>143345124>>143345127Hottest goblin oc around, no contest
>>143333798Based halfling putting gobbos in their place
What if I, a man, was turned into a shortstack goblin with a huge ass? That'd be terrible! haha
>>143350443Entertain your troon fantasies elsewhere faggot.
>>143350506What's this have to do with you being trans?
This bitch.
>>143342734Indeed. It's a shame I can't separate the character from Sam Riegels voice though.
>>143350537why she kind of look like a cat?
>>143350537
>>143344899Oh boo hoo.My people haven't been able to have fun since 1865.
>>143350796Ah, perfectly seasoned.
>>143350537I do like the sprinkle of freckles, but I'm not sold on the nose. Goblins without big schnozes feels wrong
>>143348460Green halflings, personally. I appreciate the effort on the new goblins to make them unique, but there's just something magical about those early goblins.
>>143353164They’re like somehow even more slutty halflings
>>143350443haha
>>143350697I've heard him in enough roles that I can ignore it. He generally puts in a pretty good performance.
>>143351918Absolute top tier stuff. All that fucking, and then a nice love story to go along with it. Very satisfying.
>>143320668Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
>>143322317His goblins are great, but I hate black sclera, and three digits on each hand. The giant incisors I can somewhat overlook.
>>143353375Wait incase is a guy?
>>143354184I'd be ok with gobbo girl harrassers.
>>143354184>>143354204you know realize how much more dangerous porn/hentai rape monsters would be if they were all female and went after human guys>boys and men go off alone a lot more>work jobs where it's normal for them to not be back for some time>don't have shit like menopause and don't have a limited amount of seed like how women have a limit on eggs>need far less guys to rape monster women ratio to breed a horde >far less stress on the guy's bodies >the monster females would go of their species birth rules/sizes instead of the issues human women have with a nonhuman baby/babies in them>also easier to find willing guys to come into the rape caves/dungeons >all it'd take is a single dumb teenage boy in puberty going out to fap alone leading to your town being overrun by female rape orcs/goblins/rabbits/monsters/etc
>>143354383If the women are hot, the guy would probably be ok with it. Worst thing would be that it is unlikely monster women that have to repeat to rape would wash frequently. So you'd probably be raped by like a spider woman that never washes herself. The part that sucks is that it is likely that small monster women like goblins would probably force human men to do physical labor between matings due to their superior upper body strength and ork women would for e them to be home makers.
>>143354383Noblesse Oblige anon, we must tame these rabid beast and make them sex sla-civilized. Just rape them back, if you get raped by one gobbo are you a man or a mouse.
>>143343706Oh, they were only dreams briefly. I make my dreams come true, so long as they're in my power to do so. I don't let my dreams be memes, even if they're memes.Please, enjoy some shitty goblin porn. Remove the underscores.https://just_paste.it/94j3vhttps://just_paste.it/byl7y
>>143356861Lotta goblin barmaids these days.
Flat, skinny goblins that don't put out.
>>143356976Plenty of them out there.
>>143325510Tail on a Goblin? ITS AN IMPOSTER
>>143357038Its a hybrid. Her mother was a literal cougar.
>>143357038You're an imposter.
>>143356926You can meet a lot of very nice human men working the taproom.
>>143357060Get this copycat out of the place, only pure Goblins here
>>143358006You're a copycat.
Which do you prefer, humanoid gobs that are essentially small green people, or monster gobs with big mouths, claws, tails, etc etc?
>>143358735Both.
>>143358735Small green people with claws and razor sharp teeth. No tails.
>>143358735Definitely small humanoids. Basically green halflings.
>>143358735The answer is the Harkness test.
>>143358735More monstrous features is better. We already have too many fantasy races that are just humans slightly changed.
>>143342840koonie is great, wish he uploaded more
>>143359009Fantastic at capturing the cuteness and wild nature of the goblin.
>>143359168Dreams of a gob.
>>143322604
>>143359279She TANKED that.
>>143360636I call dibs on milf!
>>143358735>So long as she breathes
little goblins aren't they
What would you want out of a (female) goblin protagonist in a non-porn series?
>>143359168It's natural for a filthy gobbo girl to be captured and enslaved on human cock. It's by the gods rites for the pitiful creature to have a chance at salvation as a cocksleeve
>>143361857An interesting take on the concept, I guess. Goblin characters are shoe-ins for the whole "minor monster decides to act like a player character" nonsense, though a lot of examples of that are really too on the nose. But when doing stuff like this there's always fertile ground in taking a look/poking fun at the whole stereotypical Fantasy deal with monsters conveniently lurking around every corner in a way that's convenient for roving adventurers. Let alone (more or less) intelligent monsters. The average Fantasy setting is a path so well trodden we're basically creating a canyon at this point. So at the very least you'll have to do more than regular Fantasy + Goblin.As for visual design, make her look interesting. This also depends on the tone, I suppose. If it's more comedic, you can get away with a pillowy, green shortstack. If it's more serious, maybe lean more on the monstrously cute side.
>>143361857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TascMxFxZ9A
>>143361857I would unironically love a series based around Gnar and her takes-no-shit adopted human grandmother.Just a fun little goblin girl recently converted from being a feral monster to having self awareness, hanging out with the old lady who took her in; both of which have little issue with inflicted the ol' hyperviolence when needed.
>>143361857It doesn't have to be anything groundbreaking. Just a typical story about a heroine from humble beginnings overcoming adversity to attain a respectable position in human society. You know, start off foraging in the mud in a forest and end up marrying into nobility or something like that. All through perseverance, smarts, and charm. Maybe she helps her tribe integrate into human society, too.That would be ideal for me.
Are Goblins to Orcs what Dwarves are to Humans?
>>143362618No, they're what gnomes are to humans.
>>143362618>More like what Halflings are to Elves.
>>143359168
>>143363369What for?
>>143363397The fun part is when we find out.
>>143363415She’s not going to do anything lewd, is she?
>>143362068>Goblin characters are shoe-ins for the whole "minor monster decides to act like a player character" Literally the premise of the Goblins webcomic.
>>143357507It's a shame Huffslove never did much with Noodle. Just 3 pictures, 1 being a whole year removed from the first two, and then nothing else as far as I'm aware. I guess her cuter premise doesn't really gel with all the smut.Goblins with small animal friends isn't terribly common now that I think about it, unless I'm just not looking in the right places.
For me it's Honey Goblin
>>143363518Was it? That shit devolved so bad, I completely forgot that that's what it was originally about. I just remember the stupid "Dwarf Paladin can change his alignment to any soul he has trapped in his beard so he never Falls and loses his Paladin status", the wacky multiverse maze, a snuff fetish rabbit girl, and them going to goblin heaven to get better stats.
>>143363563She's such a treasure.
>>143363737Yeah, it was originally just a bunch of goblins who got sick of being easy XP for adventurers and decided to do something about it.
>>143320668Fuck off lancedance
>>143364381I low key love it when an artist goes "I want to show a lot of skin in a way no-one has done before".
>>143362021>It's natural for a filthy gobbo girl to be captured and enslaved on human cock. It's by the gods rites for the pitiful creature to have a chance at salvation as a cocksleeveEh, I just assumed it's more a joke about height fetishism and how a lot of human women would allow 10 10 big cock Chad with height and status to turn them into a sex slave. It's all kind of a satire about what we all subconsciously know about human women. .It's very similar to how a succubus could drain a man of his soul, Both are kind of humorous warnings about unchecked sexual desire and how our preferences could destroy us. Unfortunately I don't think women see the warning in the goblin woman that men see in the succubus.But goblin woman to human or elf man is very similar to human woman to vampire or elf lord. The ensnaring lust is triggered by status, height, strength and greater looks
>>143361857>What would you want out of a (female) goblin protagonist in a non-porn series?If it is text, maybe a journey to the east like adventure where they learn more about a fantasy world on a journey. A love triangle with someone really hot and someone more on her level but really loves her. Maybe have a slow burn on discovering the hot person being evil and just using her. Maybe she builds things and inventions are her thing. But don't flanderize her with it. Have an epilogue at the end where she is constantly pregnant and with each time skip we see more children and at the end she is an old granny goblin surrounded by 100s of her children and grandchildren. Might be a more PG way to express their strong desire for sex and procreation
>>143364933Man really killed the mood a bit, but damn did you potentially make a interesting appeal to not fuck goblin girls. They are like our siren song for males needs, but I mean unlike succubus or vampire not much one can do to human strength. Average goblin has terrible stats even a young human boy probably is stronger.
>>143364933>>143365023Why are youtalkinglike you're postingon reddit?
>>143364933Oh, Everything's a symbol for everything else when you go looking hard enough. If you paint enough targets around enough bullet holes maybe a nice texan girl will come polish your pistol for you.Can't we just have fun with a quirky sex concept without finding a mirror into the inner darkness of the human condition?
>>143365255Oh goblin women are perfect mates for human and elf men. Human and elf men are almost like a succubus or vampire to goblin women. They become a prisoner to their lust and dang well would let their human partner abuse them and use them. They'd probably let a human man ruin them or come close to killing them. Human and elf men would just be so handsome and appealing to them compared to goblin men. You could rewrite twilight with a goblin woman and a human man and elf man. The only concern the man would have is if he stuck around and they put fucked his wallet. Which could be a funny premise for a manga. An adventurer that has to slay monsters and find treasure to pay for the food for the giant hoard of children he has created with a sexy goblin woman.
>>143365432Reddit did not invent line breaks between paragraphs. That has existed since chat rooms, message boards, email, Usenet, etc. You have to be an adult to post here
>>143365465If it makes you feel better, both average women and men can insert into goblin woman human man pairings. That can not be said for just about any other pairing that has a giant beauty or power ambulance.
>>143365933>ambulanceImbalance
>>143365896I was going to say adventurer that bangs monsters is a manga but yeah that specific premise no.Also sounds about right but I'd say more Human men seeing as it's canon Elves are very unhorny and mate like once a few hundred years at best. But everything else sounds about right.
>>143333798"That's my wife oh wait you are right, haha, what is the difference"t. Based old days misogynist
>>143358092CUTE bodyguard.
>>143361302Where did you find this picture of me if I were brown?
>>143366980Goblins would make terrible guards.
>>143367581The me if you were brown handed it to me personally over the mirror.
What made the Goblin/Shorstack fetish blow up in recent years?
>>143367864All it takes is 1 artist getting a lot of views off gobbo's and then everyone will chase the attention.
>>143367864Somebody is bound to post the picture, but basically it blames InCase and Critical Role. But I don't know. Maybe tiny green retards are just kinda cute.
>>143367604They would make amazing guards.>bandits come to raid town>gobbo guards prepare for battle and leave the garrison>upon seeing the massive horde of goblin women the bandits run in fear knowing full well if they are defeated they will end up as meat dildos for the women
>>143329697This pic will never be not funny!
>>143367864Your real question is what made Shortstacks blow up because Goblins being short funny humanoids made the logical leap to "Goblin Women are sexy" within like a day. The answer is probably Midna the Imp.
>>143367604They would make great guards. They can live for a week on a day's pay, they can see in the dark, nobody's better at raising an alarm, they're fast, and there's a lot of them (who probably like working with other goblins).You mess around in a goblin enforced town? Prepare to lose your kneecaps.
>>143367864Although Midna the shortstack queen should also be on there.
>>143367935>>143367995I'm here to disappoint both of you.
>>143321011Spbp
This thread demonstrates the problem of safe horny, if it were from another fetish that thread would have been deleted for being off-topic.
>>143367864Don't listen to these morons, it's critical role's fault.
Where are the big dicked goblin twinks?
>>143369640>twitter memespeakDie.
>>143369725i'm suddenly a pro-player at power stone 2.
>>143320668 I know I'm very late to the topic here but I think the topic of female goblins on this website has gone up way more in the past year than I seen people mention it in the previous like five or six years I've been here. Can someone explain. If yes would someone explain?
>>143370198SEA immigration to western countries.
>>143370198eh seems about the same to me, goblin lust has been big for a while nownow getting to have threads on /co/ like this is certainly new
>>143370108Mooblins.
>>143370411Moblins?Those are really tall
>>143370411>>143370108>>143369725>>143369554more
>>143370108I don't like the implication that she's had tags ripped out of her ears before.
>>143373398Maybe. Assuming goblin men have no say in it, goblin women that are more appealing to human men would be selected with a greater frequency. Goblin women that produce more daughters would see more grand children. Goblin men would almost become a generic dead end or be forced to share the ugliest goblin women. You very well could see a split where wild goblins become uglier and goblin human or goblin elf settlements eventually evolve to look like elves with bigger ears, light green skin and bigger hips, tits. I've said it before but I'm surprised that has never been the reveal of a fantasy game or book. Maybe have green skinned elves combatting goblin attacks and both have forgotten they have a common ancestors
>>143373493There will always be a subset of women who will find a goblin man attractive.
>>143373811is that falin?
>>143373398I would think that female goblins would adapt to have less children actually. When you're a feral goblin tribeswoman it is very advantageous to have lots of kids at once since many of them will die. When goblins become civilized and selective pressures lessen, having fewer kids at once would be better. They'll basically transition from an R type species to a K type species.
>>143371248All paths to awakening are proxies for suffering. Doesn't always work tho.
>>143373994Yeah, that's why niggers actually have more male births irl. They have a higher male mortality rate.Nature finds a way.
>>143373907I haven't the faintest.
>>143373087Man, it's the easiest thing in the world to bump with content if it's a goblin thread. Don't waste posts with that shit.
>>143370411gib gob milkies
>>143320668If you like goblins not being monsters you might want to look up the game war machines or hordes Two games that go together very well about giant robots and big monsters made by Privateer Press.The not the most smartest goblins by any means but does seem more like a pass for being there like rabbits I would say more than what's being an actual danger on average and the human nation whose military is most tolerant of non-humans do allow them to join to be like assistants to the mechanics. Ho to that tabletop game section and ask Indie alternative War Games part to learn more about it someone will probably know.
>>143322317>>143322334>go to based goblin thread>trannies start posting this eyesore abomination faggot shitEvery fucking time!
>>143361857Cute design
>>143327642Who?
>>143366219>it's canon Elves are very unhorny and mate like once a few hundredThat would just make it funnier imo. Like he's always complaining about her lust and she is always raping or coaxing it out of him. Or he has a goblin kink and considers himself some sort of sex fiend just by having consensual sex multiple times a week.
>>143373811Yes but the human woman would be a genetic bottleneck. Goblin women are more likely to have multiples, seek out becoming pregnant and goblin children mature faster and leave. Goblin women probably have wider birth canals or give birth to smaller babies, making birth less painful. Or they have that rare genetic adaptation where they do not feel pain from birth. 1 for 1 goblin women will out produce human women. Not to have too much autism but I wonder what the large head of human babies will do to goblin women? I suspect goblin women actually give birth before babies are ready and they continue to mature outside the womb. Would goblin human hybrids just continue to grow outside the womb? Could that be a work around for humans larger skulls.
>>143373994It could be advantageous but what would change their DNA? The only thing I could see doing it would be them becoming more human and gaining more human like pregnancy behavior. Like their womb become human and be less likely to produce huge liters at one time. Ultimately though, they will be driven to have lots of babies so long as they have that bit of goblin DNA. We don't get a choice in what our DNA finds attractive. Like there is no point in human women liking tall men. There has no point in it since we invented sharp rocks and pointy sticks and yet women still like it because it is part of our DNA
>>143342499this image was made by a seething redditor
>Tfw no FREAK goblin mage gf who insist you test out all her freaky sex potions and spells on her
>>143379068Why would she have you test them on her? You'd be the guinea pig.
>>143379263A small creature giving birth to a larger creature's baby would kill them. It would be like a woman giving birth to a minotaur's baby. She wouldn't survive the ordeal.
>>143320668I like goblins because they remind me of every Latina with a fat ass. You know the ones you can find in Goodwill. Remember: anal is an option by default.
>>143377910lol tries to hide his horniness even though it's the same amount or less than average human male. Probably something like once or twice a week and he feels like a whore as the goblin is smoking a cig after.Probably why they prefer humans, we'd seem like sex gods. We are the only races to try new things and have sex outside of just mating. Gobbo comes to try and molest human ends up humiliated and with 100 new kinks.
>>143378002An easy out would be the kind of stuff you have to log in to e621 to see. You know, hump hump, chop chop, population crisis averted. Hunger, too.
>>143379292They would probably do a c section. Or goblin women have abnormally large birth canals for their height. Which is possible. They seem to give birth to litters of almost human sized goblin babies.It's all fiction though. You could write all kinds of work arounds. Like the bones in a goblin woman's pelvis are sectional and have cartilage holding it together and can unlock during birth and sex like a snakes jaw.
>>143380221Or the baby starts tiny and grows rapidly after birth.
>>143379068I know that feel, anon.
>>143358735Matted stringy hair, pointy ears / nose, covered in warts, sharp claws, jagged fangs, hunched backs, greedier than greedy and uglier than all sin or go home. Anything else is just a midget painted green or worse... a halfling.
>>143369640What the hell is safe horny? Get out of here with that crap.
>>143382107Would be very funny.
>>143379292Sounds like that woman wasn't determined enough to give birth to strong offspring.A real woman would take a minotaur yearly to eventually squeeze out enough kids to have a martial arts tournament in the family.
>>143320668know the difference it could save your life and foreskin
>>143320668What is a piece of /co/ media featuring lots of goblins?
I stole this goblin from another board recently.Can't remember which one.
Bump
>>143384197A happy life
I have thought a lot about theoretical goblin lore, what if Goblins of ancient times were very different, but after messing with the wrong god or fae royalty one too many times the entire species gets cursed into being the dumb little goobers we see today.
>>143347723who even drew this if I may ask, I kinda dig the style
>>143389840>>143389823>>143386276need more goblins
>>143320668They are annoying
>>143390671Thats why you stick your big human peepee into them to shut them up
Goblins are such coombait on the internet now that in my goblin RP chatbot the one female in the set will get coomer narration from time to time, because the language model was fed all this shortstack shit.
>>143391069Which chatbot?
>>143365908those were sentences, not paragraphs
>>143391211Here's the cai version. I'm not sharing the context tho. I want to expand on it one day, when the model can accommodate a book-sized instruction.https://c.ai/c/XYRK6BvfbCOTUcsSuX8Ohecr7zvlrE-nVbHrXAM_-G4
>>143320668No one will remember you if you drop dead Lancedance
>>143389840How much would goblins integrate into modern day society?
>>143321011Gobelins all round
>>143378850that art is terrible, why do I keep seeing it...
>>143391069What was she meant to be before anon?
>>143379292The Minotaur of classical myth was born from a human woman fucking a bull so your argument is conceptually off base.
>>143388966Goblins as a fallen noble race has been thrown around in threads like these before. It's a classic Tower of Babel type situation. A beautiful, elf-like race climbs too close to the heavens, and then they and their civilization gets squished down to a size that makes them harmless.
>>143388966I've always preferred the "eloquent in my native tongue" concept for the "dumb" fantasy races. It makes more sense to justify weird behaviors as cultural differences and language barriers to me.
>>143391246Wow, That sure is censored. Does the membership lift that, or are they just anti horny?
Boop boop
>>143387580Yes, very much so.
>>143391270if they look like that, easily.
>>143389942More and more!
it's very frustrating that I'll never fuck a 3 foot tall green woman with a giant pair of tits and a big ass
>>143390671You're annoying.
>>143392501That art is good, you're lucky to see it posted.
>>143397992I love seeing goblins who are dressed as otherwise beautiful human characters. It's humorous to me.
>>143391069Sounds like a good outcome.
>>143399055
>>143390671Only the filthy halfsie-humie ones are annoying.
>>143399258Not necessarily.
Choose your favorite flavor.
>>143399666Nice digits.
>>143399666Obviously, flower is popular, but I have a weakness for sand and cave.
>>143373493For a setting idea I had, goblins were one race but underwent a schism due to the discovery of gunpowder- one side went to go live with humanity and gained more human features and a knack for technology, while the other stayed in the wild and became gremlins, generally more bestial or feral and focused on breeding stronger generations of gremlins to eventually destroy civilisation or at the very least the half of goblinkind that lives within it.
>>143399666Imagine lifting Pygmy by the ears like they're bicycle handles.
>>143400324At that size, you could pick her up around the waist with one hand and do whatever you wanted with her.
>>143399666The level of tech implied here it kind of interesting. A lot of them seem to stop short at a lion cloth, But Blood, Sea, Fire, and Snow have proper panties? That implies stretch fabric, Maybe even lyrca on Sea's part. And Fire goblin has goggles, Boots, and I think her top has a zipper? Those are all bigger deals than they may seem.I didn't count mountain because her deal appears to all be forged metal, We could get chain into a circle a lot earlier than we could make fabric with suitable stretch to not need a button.I'm also wondering where Sand got her fancy fabric dyes. For a lot of history that industry was so big it was carving trade lanes for other industries, People really like colored cloths, always have.Anyway, Snow. I like it cold, 10/10 cuddles.