Do you sit at the head of the dinner table? Or are you a beta?
i have a father.
>>20479196my family table is a circle.
>op>i have a special chair
>>20479205>>20479207>>20479209That's cool, what color is your bugatti?
>>20479196aka: the cuckside of the tablereal chads sit along the long side with their friendsonly the outcasts sit on the end
>>20479196I don't eat with evil con men
>>20479196only betas sit at dinner tables.alphas eat wherever the fuck they want.
This guy is such a fucking clown
>>20479196everyone looks miserable in this picture
This looks really gay.
>>20479196i like to sit in my ute (its a mitsubishi triton). its the drivers seat if that counts
>>20479196For the record, that man is sitting at the foot of the table. The end nearest the kitchen is for the woman of the house, who has to go back and forth to the kitchen.
>>20479196glazing andrew tate in your 40s is crazy
Why do you keep posting this homosexual on the food and cooking board?
>>20479223Imagine buying a fucking bug-atti
>>20479196>"Manly" because you're eating with your hands like a fucking Ethiopian or Nigerian Gentlemen, utensils please
What is that, a mancamp where you learn to man? Do you get like manpoints to level up your man stat and at level 60 man you can go shirtless?
>>20479508I don't even know who that brown and presumably smelly Gollum-looking creature even is. >>20479196No. The breakfast room and dining room tables are built in such a way that sitting at either end is impossible and the kitchen table is a square and therefore had no head. I just realised that we may have entirely too many tables for such a small, 700sqft house.
>>20479196
>>20479804The only time a GigaChad meme has ever made me laugh.>>20479739>andrew tateOh, is that who that is? I'm only passingly familiar with him and first heard of his name when it popped up in my newsfeed that he was arrested. My immediate thought was "oh, some other internet who that my feed inexplicably thinks I give half a watery shit about."He looks like a dick with ears.Why is this brown goblin famous? Is he a Kardashian or something?
>>20479196>Andrew Tate at a table eating foodWhat the fuck is this? He's the tard who keeps posting shit on his instagram about how eating is gay and he hates it.
>>20479223who's dick did you need to suck to get internet in prison, chinlet?
>>20479922It's gay and he hates it, but he still has to do it. It's like anal sex with other men. It can't be avoided.
>>20479196I only remember one time when I was invited to sit at the head of the table on a thanksgiving day at my maternal grandmother's house with my family after both my dad and maternal grandfather died, wherein I blessed the meal in prayer then we started eating. I guess at that point in time I was the new man of the household. Most other seating arrangements with friends and family were at the side of the table.
>>20479931It would be a lot less gay if he would just put a fucking shirt on.... but we get it, he's going to spend the rest of his life trying to convince himself that he didn't ruin his body with a shitty tattoo that makes him look like some 12yo's drawing of an anime character.
I prefer a round table when dining with my men
Are you a woman, or a child, to ask such a question?
>>20480383>this is totally me bros!
>>20480386You seem upset, child, perhaps the dawning of the truth troubles your young mind? Surely you did not fall victim to the knave's foolish claims of what maketh a man? Not a hair on his head, smooth like the treacherous snake of garden Eden. A symbol he saw fit to tarnish his very skin with like a posturing northman blind to the light of the one true lord. Abandon his false teachings lest thee be kin to naught but woe.
im a beta but mom lets me sit at the head of the table
romanian prison cafeteria looks comfy
We had our table custom built so that it's a big square with leaf expansions. The square is big enough to comfortably seat 2 on each side as is, ensuring that there is no real 'head of the table'
>>20479223What's the color of your father?
>>20479196Table leg is placed to make that really uncomfy (with bashed knees and ankles) so I sit on the side like everyone else.The table leg is proper solid oak. You don't argue with that stuff!
>>20479223What colour is yours?What benefit have you gained from Taint's teachings?Champ, if he can convince women to degrade themselves for him, he can convince men to do the same.You're not immune to persuasion. You're not ungriftable.What colour is (You)r bugatti?
>>20479196$10 million or a chance to wait this table?
my family leaves the head of the table open for me because they know it’s my spot
