Hey Pizza Tonies and Pizza Carmelas, it's time for another pizza review. This Tony's Cheese Pizza was super cheap, clocking in at $3.54, and promises 25% more pizza than Jack's. But the real question is, how does it taste?
This pizza box is decorated with BIPOC and a fun game. What I noticed was that the company that makes this is SFC Global, which I recognized from another pizza. I didn't realize until after I had eaten it and written my review but that's the same company that makes Red Baron. Can it live up to the pedigree of its more expensive cousin?
This pizza surprised me. The crust was really unique, almost like there was 2 crusts stuck together, but it had this perfect really satisfying crunch that made up for the standard cheese and the rather bland sauce. I'm definitely picking up this budget pizza again in the future. 8/10
This pizza comes in surprisingly well on the additives test too, with no Hazardous-rank additives
You’re a tryhard wannabe cringe faggot but the bipoc line got a laugh out of me. I’m sure you don’t realize how funny that was on its own and how it was formatted. But even accidentally being funny should be noted.
>>20479040mmm sneed oils, soy, and chemicals!
>>20479050Pizza and nutrition profile looks better than I expected, one could eat 2 per day and walk 4 miles to burn off the excess calories. Appreciate the review as always Pizza-chan!
>>20479053what website is that
>>20479033post yfw you finally saw that the "T" in Tony's looks like a gun that would be used to whack your fugazi ass.
>>20479410Yuka
>tony's pizza gets a total redesign>it's actually inoffensive and not the total garbage minimalism everything else is>even reminiscent of late 90s/early 00s mascot art with a dash of butch hartmanThe pizza's good too, for super cheap stuff that I'll buy because the better pizza I like more doubled in price for literally no reason.
>>20479050I always say to people 'there aint no pizza like tony's'both my parents were horrible abusive, and a part of this abuse was naming me "Geraldo" even though we're a white family from NebraskaWhen I ran away from home I ate a lot of Tony's pizza, and I had no heroes, so I took on the name of Tony. I'm happy for my namesake to be one the truly great pizzaiolos
>>20480726Ok geraldo
>>20480726You named yourself after a frozen pizza?
>>20480726i liked the pizza but i didnt like it THAT much
>>20480753please dont dead name me. no-one has called me geraldo in nearly a decade.>>20480764no, i named myself after the acclaimed pizzaiolo, tony, who made the excellent and affordable frozen pizza>>20480774well i suppose that's where you and i differ. i think food is important, and tony get me full and fed through some hard nights.
>>20480726>part of this abuse was naming me "Geraldo"they hated you before you were even born??
>>20480785u are mentally ill, pizza boy
>>20480808maybe it wasnt completely malicious, but my father was drunk when he filled out and handed in the birth certificate. he said he "though it would be funny"
im trying not to laugh at you but the thought of a white kid in nebraska going to school with the name 'geraldo' is getting to me did people actually call you that?
>>20480838the few friends i had called me G, but it was a strict school and teachers insisted on using my full name. so everyone who i wasnt friends with called me geraldo, and when your name is geraldo and you're a shy kid from a horrible home, that was almost everyone
was your dad a big Geraldo Rivera fan?
>>20480866actually other than our birth names there's one thing me and Geraldo Rivera have in common; my dad hates ushe used to throw beer cans at the television whenever Rivera's talk show was on, and then he would throw cans at me too
>>20480726Your family probably didn't like you cause of your allergies and bankrupting them on inhalers. Sorry Geraldo.
Godspeed Tony. I hope you love your life now. I'll have a Tony's Pizza tonight in your honor.
>>20480811Chud thinks changing your name is a mental illness because muh tradition. Why are you people afraid of literally everything
>>20480726I'll always remember you when I eat a Tony's pie, Tony's <3
