What happened to this guy? I miss jiroposting.
>>20463126He had a nightmare about ass rape.
>>20463135Why is it so funny
>>20463135>Jiro Raped My Asshole
>>20463126Probably buys crushing his grandson's dreams. By the way, people that actually been to his restaurant says it's overrated and the service is bad.
>>20463316yeah the service probably is fucking bad with a 95 year-old diaper shogun delivering your food to you
ck meme culture changed
>>20463327>implying he does any work instead of just barking orders or staring at you
>>20463356to be fair he does also drool while he stares
>>20463126THAT'LL BE TWO THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS PLUS TIP, WAITO PIGGU.
jiroposting was my favorite meme
>>20463126he's still doing the same shit in the same way in the same place. there's nothing interesting or exciting about him. he's now 98 years old. in exchange for this, he was a terrible father, terrible husband, and did nothing else with his life. a life wasted, imo.
>>20463606skim over the entirety of recorded history and tell me a life that wasn't wasted
You tellin' me this nigga go to sleep, and he DREAM about sushi?
>>20463126why does the fish look glazed?
>>20464219cause he sucks and fucks on it before serving, that'll be $600 gaijin
>>20463135kek
>>20463581I thought it was just a /tv/ meme
>>20463126>dedicating your life to figuring out the best way to lay a strip of parasite-ridden raw fish over sticky, flavorless riceWhat a fraud
>>20463581I used to hate it at the time but the other /ck/ meme I really miss now is that one anon who spammed daily threads about pepperoni pizza being for children.
>>20464459Not a meme, but I miss HoF. /ck/ was really cosy during her time.
>>20463365>Eat it>Explode from both holes>Bill: 999 999 999 dollars (cash only)
>>20463135heh
>>20463135>Jiro dreams of sodomyA lot more interesting than a boomer ramblimg about fish and rice slop
>>20464447>work orders those $100 sushi platters often >eat 15 types of sushi>take as much as you want and still somehow always have leftovers >shooting the shit with coworkers while eating>weebs tell me paying $500 to eat 8 pieces of salmon on rice while an old japanese guy makes sure you dont pull out your cellphone is the "real" way to eat sushi
>>20463327>diaper shogun
>>20465071C O M P E D
can someone post the webm of that movie scene where the guy flips out about the other guy dipping the piece of sushi in the soy sauce
>>20465632a webm?in this temple?
>>20463126>>20463135>>20463142>>20463316>>20463581>>20464447>>20464459>>20465071>>20465675>>20465632I will once again defend this webm because if you're paying for a nice night out, louts ruin it.
>>20465696Pic related's from the Anthony Bourdain comic titled "Get Jiro."
>>20465706God I'm glad that insufferable prick is dead
>>20463126THREEBIRRIONDORRA
>>20465733>If you're good at something never do it for free.>How much you want, Jiro?>Uh, half.
>>20465696>you aren't entitled to fuck his arthonestly, they kinda arethey're payingthe moment the item goes into the customer's hands he might as well be throwing it into the trash.
>>20465706>>20465733>>20466526Worth noting that for the first few years after he got famous it essentially turned into an invitation only event space that he opened only when he felt like it and he only stopped doing this do get back in Michelin's good graces
I know nothing about this guy, what's his deal
>>20464184not capping bro
>>20465696>you cant eat food the way you like it because 200 year old japanese man said so
>>20466690You're ruining it.
>>20466541He used the ridiculously high prices before then for similar reasons. He'd be flooded with too many customers otherwise.Also used to be you had to get recommended to him by a concierge at a fancy hotel to be able to go there and pay that price.I don't think he wanted the money. He just had way too much demand and needed a way to cut down how many people got into his tiny understaffed old school sushi stall. Otherwise he'd either need to turn his place into some shitty gigangtic meme restaurant and hire a hundred workers (unthinkable with how much he feels the need to micromanage training anyone working for him) or he'd need to kill himself spending 100% of his time serving an endless line of customers.
>>20466739Right, but you can still get a Michelin star/awards if you're priced very high to keep up a clientele. You do however actually have to make it possible for anyone to spend that money and he did not.
>>20466757Yeah, he got too greedy for his time.I never heard about him changing back to being open for those stars until now but I remember when they took them away.
>>20463135Based Norm poster
>>20466770I mean, he was only making sushi for people he chose to make it for and only when he wanted to. That's not a restaurant, and Michelin only awards restaurants.
>>20463606He finally passed it over to his son last year
>>20466701Thats for me to decide, not you.
>Golden era Cum Town bit>black guy voice:"You telling me this mutha fucka, dreams of sushi?"
>>20463135lel
>>20463316>world renowned restaurant >this neet anon can't afford to travel outside of his county of birth let alone go see the restaurant>"w-well i-it's b-bad anyway!!!"cope
>>20463135lmfao
>>20463126Why are all of the pieces so shiny? They don't serve them like that at my local 'shi 'straunt.
>>20469929they do at my joint
>>20463316Of course it's bad. It took the retard decades to figure out how to cook rice and slice fish. I don't know why you'd expect anything good from somebody that dumb.
>>20469929jiro sweats a lot
>>20470003Where?
>>20470142yui edomae
>>20469929I think part of it is he sources really high quality fish. And part of it is painting on that nikiri sauce.
I'm going to Japan tomorrow. If anyone would like me to go find jiro and show him my ding a ling, let me know. Also let me know where to find him.
>>20463316It's fuckin sushi lmao of course its overrated. Only American retards would think raw fish on rice can be anything other than average at best lmao fucking retards.
>>20466526I payed for the Mona Lisa, so I'm entitled to destroy it Yes, fish on rice is on the same level as the Mona Lisa
>>20465696Anyone know what the movie is called? I want to watch it now since I see this webm like 10 times a day
I spent ten years training to make this comment
>>20470741Billions, season 2 episode 2
>>20471193FIRST TWENTY YEARS, YOU JUST LEARN TO POUR BUTTER IN POPCORN MACHINE
>>20471272Fuck they'd get me on that autism surcharge because it would drive me crazy that the drink is 60 ounces and not 64 ounces
>>20471272wtf is gingleg
>>20465696If it's already precisely sauced, then why are they serving it with soy sauce?
>>20471306Not much, what's gingleg with you?
>>20471306They're Ss, not Gs.
>>20463682Charles Bukowski
>>20463135i dont get how norm came up with it, but its too funny.
>>20465696There is nothing to defend. This is how retarded rightoids and weebs think Japanese see themselves. No one gives a fuck how you eat sushi in Japan, least of all the Japanese. Exception: extreme cases of autism like shops that have whole documentaries about how autistic they are
>>20472061Most Japanese are not autism.
>>20465696>>20465706meanwhile, in japan:
Anyone got the Jiro showing his hand with the other one edited to be the pointing a pistol meme?
>>20465696I'd just keep dunking my sushi and then I'd ask for more ginger and some wasabi.The fuck's he gonna do? Get up?
>>20472139Probably just like in the US and every other country there are multiple people with different opinions on it.Both people who think all Japanese sushi chefs have a bunch of rules about how to eat that they take very seriously and people who think no Japanese sushi chefs are like that are wrong.Jiro in real life actually is someone who'd get pissed off if you didn't eat his sushi the right way. It was in that original dreams of sushi documentary to some extent and also the reviews people have written about eating from his sushi stall mention it e.g. he expects you to eat each course of the overall meal immediately after he serves it to you because he thinks he's got the fish at the perfect point of deteriorarion before going bad where it tastes the best and also he has the air conditions and temperature exactly how he thinks is best for that moment. Not something all Japanese guys do with sushi but that one sushi chef does it.
>>20472061>muh rightoids reeeeeeYWNBAW
>>20467677Seethe
>>20472300you're telling me to seethe, for pointing out that other people are the ones who are mad? is this your first day here?
>>20472268In the show the weeb guy is one of the most powerful people on wall street and could have them blacklisted from every firm in new York. The scene after this is them trying to pick a fight and then sheepishly apologizing when they realize who it is.
>>20472320someone post the flowchartIIRC the correct response to cope is dilate
