I tell you, there's nothing like having pizza at the bar.
>Do you come with the pizza?
>>20441911The best 'zas are the ones where one doesn't sit at some stinking bar with people I don't know or want to know.
I can't even imagine how annoying it would be to try and eat that at a bar with a bunch of drunk, hungry, annoying lonely cunts standing around wanting a slice and cracking shit one liners. God I hate humans.
>>20442110>standing around wanting a slicedid you order the whole pie for yourself, anon
>>20441911That shit pizza looks like it's been sitting under some sbarro heat lamp for 6+ hours
Bar 'za is usually eaten in booths or at tables. It isn'y a food you eat at the bar itself.
>>20442113Fuck yeah I did, get the fuck away from me.
>>20442110>Hungry, anon?>Wow, when was the last time you ate?>Wonder how that's gonna look coming out>Looks like somebody's got an appetite today>Ha, guess it's pizza day for you!>Smile, anon, we're just kidding around
>>20442126Didn't your parents teach you how to share, fatty
>>20442137We all know what creepy closet you're coming out from.
bar at my uni makes awesome pizza and it's a wonderful place to hangout because there's a great expansive view of the property. this is especially noteworthy because pizza in Australia is almost always pure trash
>>20442090chad boomer making women uncomfortable
>>20442247Graduate first you baby duck retard
>>20442299They don't have to work there. They choose to work there.
>>20442247>pic not related
>>20442247Fuck that looks good. Looks like top quality ingredients.
>>20441911Iowa? This just proves that Germans don’t know how to make pizza.
>>20441911>cut into squaresgrim
>>20443219If women understood this, we wouldn't have all the shit we do now (e.g. banning poster girls at racing events).
>>20442097>>20442110>>20442126>>20442137>Saturday night incelposting: a 4chan traditionBut the question is, have any of you ever been to a bar before
>>20443426The worst thing to happen to the Internet was normies and Zoomers discovering the word incel, especially when you retarded faggots don't even use it correctly.
>>20443426>be me>mid 40s>been to bars 1000s of time>played hundreds of shows>crushed untold amounts of pussy>still hate women and minorities >get called incel and to touch grass>tfw I invented getting pussy and mowing the lawn
>>20443436Do you think we can't tell?
>>20443451No, you can't. 90% of the world is misogynistic. The only people who throw themselves on a sword to defend useless women are simps who think doing so will earn them a crumb of pussy.
>>20443447>be me>mid 30s>literally have a family and a decent wife>get called incel for calling some e-whore a stupid whore by broccoli headed losersMakes me lol
>>20443467Does your family know you’re a sociopath that hangs out with other sociopaths on the worst board on the Internet?
>>20443469>sociopath More zoomer buzzwords. You forgot to call me a narcissist and claim I'm gaslighting you too, fag.
>>20443473It’s plain English, not a “buzzword”. Well, hope you can keep the secret of your monstrosity from your family a while longer. They’ll find you out eventually, though
>>20443467>>20443473Post your kids' underwear drawers or gtfo.
>>20443464>gets called an incel>immediately spergs out about simps and pussyYeah, you're an incel
>>20443474It's a buzzword, mate. Only women ever use it; never hear a man use it.
>>20443447>played hundreds of showsWhat like on a stage?
>>20443507>womennice buzzword
>>20443469>sociopathYou're the one who is desperately trying to upset strangers on the internet with some pretty deep personal insults, when they are just minding their own business talking about fucking pizza. You never know who is having a bad day, who may be in an unstable mental situation. You don't really have an excuse for failing to appreciate this, due to your stated view that everyone here is a hopeless wreck.
>>20443513My assertion is that anyone posting on any 4chan board is a monster, or close to one. The most common kind of monster that you'll find here is a sociopath. We got some legitimate psychopaths, too, and a bunch of less-dangerous misanthropes, incels, etc. At the bottom tier are the normies-in-disguise that put on little performances of hate. They're easy to spot.
>>20443522t. woman
>>20443522Mate, this is cringe.
>>20443522>everyone is as fucked up as I am
>>20441911no way in hell you're a healthy weight. don't even fucking>ummm actually i work out andshut the entire fuck upyou're fat
>>20443522>projecting this hard
>>20443522This is definitely going to draw the normalfag intruders out of the woodwork. They're not going to like it at all.
>>20441911>shit light beer>plastic cups>shit pizza cut into squares Kill all Amerifats
>in this thread, massive fags who've never had a fresh hot pizza when the beer hunger kicks in at the bar
>>20443539But enough about you.
>>20441911>nice light beer>glass mug>good pizza cut into trianglesLove all amerithins
>>20442110Simp
>>20443522Now this is autism
>>20443510Yes. Like live music.
>>20443469Female hands typed this post. Everyone I know that uses 4chan isn't hiding shit from their family. This is just the preferred social media. People are happy in this world. Sorry you hate that
>>20441911I dont understand bar pie. Is it there for everyone to help themselves to a slice, or is just a pizza you order to sit at the bar and eat?
>>20442110Make some friends.
>>20442137>What did you skip breakfast?Heard this at the bar last time I got a pile of nachos after my boneless wings.
>>20443388>Germans don’t know how to make pizzayou can say that again
>>20441911Disgusting.
